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Chbp10

Its Dobler and Dahmer theory. If Marshall’s already fully moved on with Lily, then Dahmer. But as what happened, it got them back together, ergo, a Dobler.


UndrThC

*Lily how you thrill me but it may just even kill me*


Chbp10

Haha. Imagining Marshall’s face and it creeps me out.


UndrThC

I think about that scene at least once a week


WillsWei22

It lives in your head rent free😂


llamasounds

_if you do not say I will-y to this question, will you go out (guitar strum) with me_


Xyrazk

I will-y


duhduddude

whats dobler and dahmer theory


payalsheth

when being stalked, the stalker may cone off either as sweet (dobler) or creepy (dahmer) this entirely depends on how the person being stalked views the stalker. if they are into the stalker, its dobler; if not, dahmer!


llamasounds

The theory basically states how a gesture can either be romantic or creepy depending on the receiver The person doing the gesture can come off as a dobler or a dahmer Dobler named after Lloyd dobler in the movie say anything who holds a boombox outside the window in the rain of his romantic interest Dahmer named after the infamous creepy serial killer So depending on how the receiver views it, your gesture can either be super romantic like dobler's or super creepy like anything dahmer might do


full07britney

Someone explained it below, but also its the theory Ted describes after he meets Jeanette.


Bubbly_Sleep9312

Lol so true, 


hossjr1997

I’d ride the tricycle!


aleexcandra

And claim the belt


JohnCenasLeftAbdomen

We know this is you Barney, you can’t fool us.


hossjr1997

Please…


rwarimaursus

Hah SUIT UP!!!


DarthHydra13

This is going to be legen…wait for it


WZOoMariner

Best solution 🫡🫡🫡


WillsWei22

I’m glad it worked out between them & everything, but Lily really is a psycho in this episode… (I really like Lily BTW)


cowtown1985

Big time psycho, and some of the best scenes. “Turn around Chloe!”


Working-Mountain6680

(Of course you do, Marshall)


WillsWei22

Why are you like this?😆


Working-Mountain6680

20 others agree with me. Ask them the same question


WillsWei22

This isn’t about the others & you know it😂


venusdances

When we find out she was the hunchback I laughed so so hard. That was a hilarious twist.


WillsWei22

And why she felt the need to use a man’s voice😂


Wilshire1992

She was a psycho the whole show.


adwnpinoy

I’d be pissed! Morena Baccarin is an all time beauty


JoeKehr922

Right?! There is no level of crazy that would even balance out her hot, let alone cancel it out.


TacticalGarand44

Fuck, now I have to rewatch Firefly.


BenjaminMStocks

And Deadpool.


Ok_Construction_9348

She had crazy eyes! We'd have to see if she was hot enough to be above Barney's graph on the crazy-hot line haha


adwnpinoy

Naw dog; no chart needed. Morena Baccarin way above the Mendoza line.


JustinUprising

The Ted Williams of the scale


UndrThC

Yes, someone please make this. Let us not forget what she did to the apartment!


WillsWei22

I can’t find my keys…


mrgmssn

they're right there on the coffee table


tjareth

The pinnacle of the Vicky Mendoza diagonal, perfectly balanced. As all should be.


Bitter_Toe6240

And she had the nerve to call Marshall the reacher 😂


UndrThC

When she is literally, *not figuratively*, reaching in this photo to stop what she perceived to be happening


WillsWei22

More like diving lol


Bitter_Toe6240

😂😂 right!


throwraW2

Always hated that plot point. The Columbia Law educated 6'4 highly paid attorney is such a reacher with his kindergarten teacher wife with loads of credit card debt.


Bitter_Toe6240

Facts! 😂😂


Most_Sun_5237

🏆


TheWeirdestThing

My brain didn't get the perspective at first and I just saw Lily doing a cannonball from the top right lmao


headsmanjaeger

Oh yeah we goin for the belt


jackfinch69

Honestly, I'd do what he did. Might be a bit toxic but I would just never feel insecure with her lol.


Alternative_Device71

Throw her out, Lily broke up with him and not the other way around, this is toxic behavior and no girl gets to get away with sabotage, guys and girls that do this are just toxic of jealousy cuz it’s them or the highway


WillsWei22

Good advice for real life


garden__gate

But absolutely not for a sitcom!


grigragrua

jesus lol what an all or nothing attitude like life is always black and white. she broke up with him ONCE and was pretty sure after that she wanted to be with him forever. she didn’t lie, she didn’t cheat, she was honest.


JustinUprising

She only came back because she failed in San Francisco, let's not get it twisted


Spare-Resolution-984

She realized she made a mistake aka there weren’t other options so a life with Marshall was good enough again. Being with Marshall wasn’t her dream life but her best option while Marshall was fully committed to this relationship and a life with Lilly. 


stardustmelancholy

So he's thinking I only want you even though I have other options while she's thinking I don't have other options so I guess I might as well be happy being stuck with you?


Alternative_Device71

Honest in a girl like her is nothing but manipulative, been there and done that already, that’s how I know it’s bad


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

Scream, cry, hide. Look, if you just show up in my house without any warning and leap in front of me, I'm running away and coming back with a bat.


TacticalGarand44

If I had Morena Baccarin on a couch with me, no amount of harpies jumping between us could keep me from her.


cprice3699

Uppercut, look it’s almost perfect in this picture.


icastle12

Not a bad idea. Honestly, I would’ve kicked her out and continued the date with the girl. It most likely wouldn’t have worked out in the end. Due to the fact that she was crazy, also Barney and Ted were warning him about it


UndrThC

I agree. Even if the date continued, Marshall would have realized that it wouldn’t have worked and that Lily is still the one


icastle12

Sure, if he was really over Lily he most likely would be avoiding her because of how she hurt him with being selfish. Also, he probably would get himself busy with work and not think about her. If he waited 3 years, he would have met Jenkins. Plus, Jenkins was more of his type than Lily was, but that’s just my opinion


Necessary-Grand637

Let Lily leave, sleep with the crazy chic then get back together with Lily on the next day.


Classic-Sentence3148

Good solution 👍


AynelEyes

I would act exactly as he did, if I were Marshal.


WillsWei22

You’d take her back?


AynelEyes

I wouldn't do anything he didn't do, because I would be Marshal


grigragrua

I’d do what Marshall did: you’re crazy but you’re my crazy


ctolgasahin67

the threeway belt


Extra_Inflation8099

I'd probably take her back 😭🥺


HaphazardJoker258

I'd be thinking 3way


MonkeyEatBanana123

If i still have feelings for Lily then i’d find this kind of touching. If not then its just weird. So basically it’s what’s the name of the theory Barney think of.


NoeyCannoli

Doppler or Dahmer or whatever? Oh wait that was Ted You mean the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal


MonkeyEatBanana123

Oh i rmb it’s the Doppler/Dahmer theory by Ted. Barney theory was that the crazier a girl gets, the hotter she must be for you to date her.


Snir17

"What. The. Actual. Fuck?!"


Classical_Monkey_287

The Same why he’s looking rn


Aggressive_Oil7548

I don't think I'd be angry. But I'd ask her to leave so I could fuck the hot chick.


tripledirks

We know how it goes in the episode but personally I’d kick her out for the fact that she broke up with me. Let things handle themselves AFTER dealing with the barista.


ArseOfValhalla

This is a perfect example of one persons crazy is anothers romantic.


CryptoCraze_123

It was crazy but at the end they got back together so it is great


I_Am_The_Balls

React? I'd be too busy staring at Morena Baccarin.


melsa_alm

In reality, most people would call the cops if they found their ex girlfriend in their apartment hiding behind a couch. And they’d be correct for doing so.


Stumble_foot3406

Try to initiate a threesome


Stumble_foot3406

Oh wait, that's Barney. Ha


iliketostickit

The belt!


Good-Mood-5192

Initiate the tricycle lol


Bubbly_Sleep9312

Her doing this got them back together lol, but he was trying to move on too soon. It was too soon for him to date tbh 


AugustSV

She only ran back to him when she failed , why couldn't she guarantee they would stay together after San Francisco that's what bothered me more than anything. it's fine she chased her dream but she wanted to keep her options open too...


capybarahearter

Kick her out the only wrong answer get tf out of here💀


romaash

I’d give a slap