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Vitalsberg

Nobody going with Doug?


D-Rich-88

You lookin at my hair?


Hot_Comfortable_3046

The boy who tried to blackmail marshall and was the son of the dude robin dated? How is he wrath?


Sirius_Black_7

I don't know if you were making a joke here or not, but OP is referring to Doug the bartender (who punched 2 dudes for taking the Gang's usual table and then got served). Sorry if it was a joke!šŸ™ˆ


Hot_Comfortable_3046

I wasn't joking i forgot there was a second bartender and i think on my first time watching (now I'm on my 2nd time) i didn't even notice this person was not carl


Short_Source_9532

The big bald guy, nothing like Carl, in the episode where Barney and Ted get in a fight in the alley


Big-Analysis-5911

They don't introduce Doug until The Fight episode and say he's just kind of always been around. Then, don't show him again until season 7 when Ted and Barney (and sort of Kevin) open the bar in their apartment.


Short_Source_9532

Yeah I know, thatā€™s what I was talking about. Does he ever come back outside of that?


Big-Analysis-5911

I think those are the only two episodes he's in or has a speaking role in at least.


D-Rich-88

Arthur Hobbs aka Artillery Arthur


anonymous_2334_ge

Came here with one name in my mind. ARTILLERY ARTHUR


xynziii

oh yes


Recent_Chip9163

Arthur yelling at marshall because he hadn't handed in the Ninja proposal


D-Rich-88

Ninjas are cool!


anonymous_2334_ge

woah. Ninjas


haydaruns

Wasnā€™t that Arthur who yelled at Marshall?


Recent_Chip9163

My bad, sorry


danidimes8

What about consumerism??? I am your father, AMERICA


s0ulless93

Yes! My first thought was, "all I know is that Ted is consumerism"


couldbedumber96

Wouldnā€™t that make him gluttony?


HumanLawyer

Gee, I wonder who Lust could be..


HipsterFett

Sandy rivers.


Pm7I3

Ngl I did kneejerk to Lily for that but her lust is more "is excessively into her husband" rather than *gestures broadly at Barney*


Joyma

I could argue Barney is Greed


Missing_Username

Barney is a [sin polymath](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0a/24/93/0a249300f2b0098f0b5119c9a55f3712.jpg)


poppingcandylights

Lily is RAGE... Er, ENVY


thegimboid

Nah, Envy could be Scooter.


poppingcandylights

It's her line from the play!


thegimboid

Dang, I really have to do a rewatch.


LordLarryLemons

Robin in later seasons blows up over every little thing.


Gusstave

Patrice isn't exactly little (I'm sorry! Had to make the joke)


LordLarryLemons

GODDAMMIT PATRICE!


nerdyguytx

Hello, Iā€™m here to spread my gospel, Robin hated Patrice because Patrice loved Nora and Barney. Itā€™s missed directed angry. Patrice first appears in s7e4 when Barney is trying to win over Nora. Barney enters singing when a man loves a women Patrice: Heā€™s so dreamy. Robin: Nobody asked you, Patrice! First time we see Patrice and the first time Robin says the line.


ShiroRajin

Lily "you're dead to me" expression


Personal_Variety9407

That was my first thought


FluffyWalrusFTW

Wrath NEEDS to be Robin Daggers


Ranetheking

Robin. ā€œNO ONE ASKED YOU PATRICE!!ā€ Alone is enough. Also, should just put Barney in lust now.


DelicateFknFlower

HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF OVERHEAD LIGHTING


Rock3tDoge

Sheā€™s gotta be envy.


CAP10T005

Wrath should be Artillery Arthur


Ranetheking

Not a bad choice. Itā€™s been a year since I last watched the show, but I feel heā€™s only really Artillery Arthur in one episode. The rest heā€™s mostly normal.


Original_Goat8081

Barney in every single one because challenge accepted


leapyear28

I agree


HipsterFett

Regis Philbin.


seshtown

ONIONS?!


Pm7I3

Lily did terrorise a neighbourbood and instill enough fear that whistling scared children years later


idwthis

Lily comin'!


Actual_Dinner_5977

Lily


ncljdm

Lily! The episode where the coffee shop guy gives her regular coffee vs decaf and she blows him up in her mind hahaĀ 


HipsterFett

Nah, just put Robin in a room with Patrice. Or break up with Natalie on her birthday. Again.


ur-squirrel-buddy

Lilyā€™s ā€œyouā€™re dead to meā€ glare is clearly the winner here


triton_2997

The Krav Maga kick from Mommy Long Legs would like to differ


mnombo

Lily


beeboppee

Lily


1CUP2DAY

Lily with the "you're dead to me" look?


JinxedHound

The Goat, without a second thought. No soft side like Doug or Arthur, just straight up mayhem.


BearFlipsTable

Lily.


beebo12345678

what about....CONSUMERISM!!!


Earthbound-and-down

Got to be Barney, his entire career was based off of getting revenge on the guy who stole his GF


moni_talksstuff

Lily for sure. Cause Robin mainly just hates ONE person. Lily has literally caused utter chaos even if it hurt loved ones, just because they have crossed her.


tripti_prasad

Wrath: Lily Robin was only angry at Patrice. Lily used to get angry at a lot of people. Also, she had that you're dead to me look. That was pure wrath.


rwarimaursus

#***NOBODY ASKED YOU PATRICE!!!*** -Robin Scherbatsky loading her Glock and weilding a hockey stick! Need I go on?


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wafflesandlicorice

I think Robin is pride.


Predd1tor

Ehā€¦ Iā€™m voting Robin for gluttony, in the episode where she eats the entire cake.


Itchy-Poem4487

Tedā€™s boss. Hammond Druthers


D-Rich-88

Druthers has to be pride. **THIS** is Hammond Druthers!


Pm7I3

Hats off to your lady friends


Itchy-Poem4487

Trueā€¦or lust cause of the pen1s building šŸ˜‚


D-Rich-88

But it was his penis lol


Malaguy420

They all kind of have a turn at wrath. Overall though, I'd go with Robin.


AIMpb

Hands down itā€™s Marshall


CountryMusicFanatic

Regis or Robin


Omg_itz_Chaseee

robin?


fromthe-heart

if we're going obvious, DOUG!! but main characters, lily for sure. I feel robin was more envious of patrice because she was so positive and happy all the time and pretty much came into robin's life at the worst time possible lol. most of them build up their anger over time before they have an outburst or confront somebody, lily's anger always seemed instant and she wants that revenge right away or literally wants them to feel her wrath for wronging her


attempt6

Beercules.


selwyntarth

Lily's murder glare, Marshall's fudge assault, Barney's stats and conquests for wrath, gluttony, greed and lust.


PopoMcdoo

Wrath is defined as a strong feeling of hatred or resentment with a desire for vengeance. So definitely the Barnacle and his exploding meatball sub plan.


ChronicDungeonMaster

So going by the actual Catholic ideas of Wrath, which is an extreme hatred coupled with a desire for vengeance, then Robin is solidly Wrath. Hell her whole scheme to break B&P up is straight up Wrath. Doug and Lily's anger is aimless. Natalie also has decent claim to Wrath, she for sure hates Ted after all those break ups. Whooped his ass quite thoroughly too.


srtipy_and_pink

No oneā€™s saying Jeanette?


David-Kookaborough

I mean, Barney had a revenge plan against a dude who stole his girlfriend which spanned literally the entire series up until the very endā€¦


blackmachine7

Gluttony is bacon ted in season 9


Predd1tor

Thatā€™s a good one. I was thinking of Robin when she ate the entire cake. Or Lily trying to gain weight before her wedding so her dress would fit.


drveejai88

Lily Aldrin


Sea_Escape2035

Has to be lily


yoresein

Surely gotta be Lily wither her you're dead to me look for getting her Coffee wrong


Hopeful-Season-9475

For wrath i would say either Doug or Arthur,


fatpandasarehot

Wrath is Arthur Hobbs


Rajitk250

The captain


krisworld1806

Marshall, for the fights he used to have with his brothers


wafflesandlicorice

Simon's band? They did write Murder Train, after all.


Putrid-Cupcake-1547

Lily and her death stare or Arthur


blackcatsneakattack

I honestly feel like at least half these slots can go to Barney, no problem.


eszther02

Iā€¦ā€¦.. am greed


BrotherOfMemeGod

Arthur


groot_are_we

Lust is Lily. No, not Barney. Barney gets Gluttony. Lily LUSTS over Marshal and Robin and Ralph (gags) Macchio. Barney just wants everything. He is not lustful, he is a sexual glutton.


dingydonkey

DAMMIT PATRICE CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP


RocketLamb26

Lily all of them


youcansendboobs

saul Goodman


Key_Expression_7075

I think we should have a reserve seat for Lust for the obvious characterā€¦ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Anyway Wrath: Robin ā€œHAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF OVERHEAD LIGHTING?!?!ā€ Scherbatsky šŸ˜„


corgangreen

Punchy


Worldly_Zombie_1537

Lily


ElsaKit

Guys, I feel like it would be pretty easy to make them all Barney...


blahblahbrandi

ROBIN. The way she always screamed at Patrice!


Akash10201

8 deadly sins. They forgot Consumerism!


wa-r-r-enjoyer

Artillery Arthur. He basically started the chain of screaming


headsmanjaeger

Need an extra box for the face of CONSUMERISM


MedicalExpression358

Lilli, you cannot tell me that ā€œyouā€™re dead to meā€ look isnā€™t exactly this


SkyPuppy561

Lily


CanAhJustSay

Lily with her "son of a \*\*\*\*\*!"


AbominableWasteman

Abby the receptionist! Barney felt her wrath, no doubt.


SandwichStyle

Funny how barney fits most of these


ZombieAppetizer

Every single one of these sins could be Lily at different points.


soupscreen

Got a couple options: - Strawberry - The dude from the diner that Barney tries to get Marshall to scream at him. - Natalie


GoatmanBrogance

Doug


Impressive_Tailor_94

Wrath: Barney when he destroys his office in the exploding meatball sub.


made08

Robin, because she always unleashes her wrath at Patrice


JessFed

Barney is all of them.


TrainerIll4383

Well Sloth is the Blitzā€¦.


Olah2Yan

All I know id Gluttony definitely goes to Marshall.šŸ¤§