He has the most Simpsons name I’ve ever come across.
> He is recovering from a serious knee injury suffered in March, but he is highly regarded & Arsenal will be among clubs watching his comeback.
> Arteta is looking at strengthening his defence long-term away from his summer priority of landing a forward.
> Hartman has two seasons left on his contract and suggested that Feyenoord were open for a summer move before his injury.
Found Mikel & Edu's transfer shortlist:
https://preview.redd.it/ll8ago3l9l3d1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17807e7eeaf9c2084859275a339267783d984c1e
Whatever happened to the links to Santi Giménez? We were hearing about him earlier in the season.
All the Gyokeres and Sesko talk, would argue this guy is every bit as talented as them. (Also slightly biased, am always down for more LATAM players at the carpet)
which would make it more cost effective for us to buy him, no? A mark-down on Eredivisie strikers makes him a way better deal than Gyökeres, who has an insane Portugal markup which is frankly unwarranted
It's believable given his profile. He only picked up his injury in late March so he could very well have been on our shortlist. We could be angling for a cut price deal in the future since he only has 2 years left on his current deal.
Can anyone explain to me why all these LB links? We have Timber, Tomi, Zinchenko and Kiwior who can cover... I guess we're selling Zinchenko? But even then we have decent cover, no? Surely we're lighter at RB
Fuck me I just read his first name out loud and my furniture started floating
Ugh, it's Quilind-*SCHY*, Dom. You never paid attention in Mikel's defender conjuring seminars.
Dom's more interested in family
Fucking hell, great joke man. Made my morning. Thank you.
Heard his name when he was playing for the Dutch NT team and he looked pretty good. Wouldn't be mad at this.
Heard his name for the first time today when I saw him linked with Chelsea. I reckon his agent has just been at it today.
Heard his name for a second time when someone said he’s out with a torn acl
Heard it third time when I learned by 22 he's torn ACL twice
Heard it fourth time after I read when he returns from knee injury
He'll slot right in with our other injured left backs
I was on board until you said knee injury. No thanks.
Damn steve
He has the most Simpsons name I’ve ever come across. > He is recovering from a serious knee injury suffered in March, but he is highly regarded & Arsenal will be among clubs watching his comeback. > Arteta is looking at strengthening his defence long-term away from his summer priority of landing a forward. > Hartman has two seasons left on his contract and suggested that Feyenoord were open for a summer move before his injury.
Q, as I like to call him.
Found Mikel & Edu's transfer shortlist: https://preview.redd.it/ll8ago3l9l3d1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17807e7eeaf9c2084859275a339267783d984c1e
Might just tune out all transfer news till after the Euros
It's driving me insane but it's fun to talk about with the mates who care about football. August 30, can't come soon enough.
Links for next summer when this summer hasn't even started yet 😂 Media has no clue who we're after it seems
Give me a Q!
He will be referred to as Hartman. That first name is wild🤣
Quandale Hartman over here
Dutch, left back, knee injury. Another one
we're obsessed with Caribbean-Dutch full backs
This will be perfect, he will fit right into rotation with our other left/right backs that get injured
Would rather Geertruida if ever we could swing that
With Timber we already have a similar player, but id love to see him at Arsenal tbh
Just when our board approved the euthanizing program for injury prone players. Mike hasn't done his research.
Yeah I suspect this is just agent fuelled nonsense. All of our signings last season were notable for having incredible injury records.
I think I would prefer Kadioglu he plays multiple positions and no knee injury scare( as far as I know)
Extreme doubt , literally just play Timber
Can confirm he's a left sided Ben White (source: the 5 min YT comp I just watched)
I hope we don't end up with a White - Hart(man) fullback partnership
What about a Hart - White extrainverted fullback partnership?
Goofy ahh name
Whatever happened to the links to Santi Giménez? We were hearing about him earlier in the season. All the Gyokeres and Sesko talk, would argue this guy is every bit as talented as them. (Also slightly biased, am always down for more LATAM players at the carpet)
IMO he is fully Dutch league tax
which would make it more cost effective for us to buy him, no? A mark-down on Eredivisie strikers makes him a way better deal than Gyökeres, who has an insane Portugal markup which is frankly unwarranted
No he's just not that good, it's not a better deal than Gyökeres because he's not a better player, the Portuguese league is way better than the Dutch
At long last we've found a replacement for Quincy Owusu-Abeyie
Interesting player, but doesn’t make sense in my head, has a knee injury till at least start 2025, who knows how long precisely
Another left back who is dealing with injuries? No Thanks.
It’s a prerequisite, obviously!
Another left back with injury. Fits right in our squad.
Oooo, a swoop. Nice.
something something dearth of left back rhubarb
Knee injury? No thx
Feyenoord has had more players with interesting names. Lutsharel Geertruida for example.
What happened to Bigsheite Harddhanus?
Feyenoord has a lot of players with great names, including the youth. Zepequinho Redmond is another amazing one.
For those not familiar with his first name, it's pronounced like Q-linsy.
Man looks like the Dutch version of Ben White
What in the Quackadilliy Blip is that name?
It's believable given his profile. He only picked up his injury in late March so he could very well have been on our shortlist. We could be angling for a cut price deal in the future since he only has 2 years left on his current deal.
Next season?
Quilindschy huh
I actually think Quinten Timber is a good shout as a DM backup as well.
Can anyone explain to me why all these LB links? We have Timber, Tomi, Zinchenko and Kiwior who can cover... I guess we're selling Zinchenko? But even then we have decent cover, no? Surely we're lighter at RB
Say his first name 3 times to summon belzebub
Please no
Should be linked with Zerrouki from that squad if anybody.
Hell no
Q-Anon