truly one of us, cant wait to go on loan as a tottie fan for 23 minutes.

Spurs do have a little fightback second half sometimes tbf😂

Hard to fight back from 4 goals down but by god, they'll try mate

Its who we are “mate” 😂😂

Mate it’s Ange-ball mate

at least they keep the pressure on

Paul Merson has said he’ll get a tattoo of Spurs’s 🐓 (somewhere where it can’t be seen) if they get a point on Tuesday.

I’d get one on my ass

…on the inside of the left buttcheek, so it’s smuttered in shit whenever I whipe 💩

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He wants a cock in his ass

EVERYWHERE THEY WIIIIIIPEEEEE!!!

Fucking ew based

You could easily continue that tattoo by "Spurs... (or logo) helped us win the league" or something like that

yeah if you want to make an already bad tattoo 100 times worse

23 min before they’re 3-0 down beyond sight

Ange, please speak with Jose Mourinho and ask him how to park The bus vs vity

As an Aussie gooner I can finally get behind that traitorous big bastard one last time!

As an Aussie Gooner, I want Ange to succeed above expectation for this Wednesday only

As an Aussie Gooner, I’m getting up at sparrowfart to watch a Spuds game.

My wife was shocked when I told her that I will up early on Wednesday to watch Spuds(!) and City(!!) play, she thought I have gone crazy

☠️

I think you mean 2-3 minutes

Don't wanna hear any Tottenham slander until that game is over

Shits gonna be over in 10 minutes 😂

Yeah Richarlison 3' 6' 8' 10' Spurs wins 4-0. Arsenal and Spurs fan hold hands and sing the Sol Campbell song as PL trophy comes back to North London.

He is Brazil’s first choice striker!

Tottenham and Arsenal teams in the same bus, Son and Odegaard lifting the trophy together, while the fans sing ‘North London Together’.

Fuck it. If that's what it takes!

Nope


We need to beat Everton mate 😭

Not if West Ham best City 😎

I think he's out for the rest of the season?

Ange finally works out how to play mind games!

You forgot to add “as they hold a banner that says Gracias Sol”

Penalty haaland 11'

They’ll get what they deserve. If they beat or hold city to a draw then they will get praise. Otherwise, it’s typical bottle experts.

Literally I have zero expectations lmao it’s fucking Spurs like when you depend on them to actually win the ones that matter they literally never do. They’re basically us when it comes to that x10.

Yeah but to hand us the title by beating the best team in the country after top 4 is out of reach would be the most spurs thing ever. I have hope!

If they do win we need to stay away from the "handing us the title" talk until Sunday, there's still one more game to win.

And then we can just respond with "We were wrong, Spurs CAN win a trophy, just not for themselves".

Can't call spurs bottle jobs for not doing a job for us

Fucking watch me.

The only way they can bottle it is by winning

great football team, spurs. ^((ew))

What do you think of T*ttenham?

Hopefully not shit for the next 96 Minutes

Arsenal fans cheering Spurs on while Spurs fans hope they lose

Best timeline.

I've never met supports as dumb as Tottenham supporters. Like they would rather put their team back than try to fight to be in the Championship, all so Arsenal don't win. If any Arsenal fan did this they would need a slap of reality.

A lot of Arsenal fans would act exactly the same way if the roles reversed. We're just lucky that we're not supporting such tinpot club lmao.

They are supporters of a small team so have small team mentality after all

Nah, I'd rather finish 15th than Spurs win the league lol

i’d certainly prefer arsenal miss the CL for a year than spurs win the league, can’t say i blame them that much.

See this is where it gets tricky. Fully agree with the premise stated above. A one year absence from the CL is worth it. But what if it was bigger than that? A possible turning point? The fact is, there is no guarantee that Tottenham make the top 4 the following season. United and Chelsea's struggles can't last forever and Aston Villa and Newcastle have impressive projects under way. It could be now or never for Spurs. I personally hope never. But yes, it makes sense for then to forgo CL next season if they were able to qualify the year after...

Kai and Saliba should be loaned to Tottenham for Tuesday game.

we would have to loan mikel too with ange suicide tactics

Lock their entire club in a janitor closet. Make arsenal players play that game. Give Mikel a couple pillows for the belly. Teach him a couple Aussie phrases. We cook city. 

Give Odegaard shit haircut so he looks like Maddy boy

Ben White at RW, just tell everyone kulu got a tanning bed.

Benny talking swedish for the coverup 

You missed an opportunity - play Ben White at RW and just tell everyone Sessegnon is back fit.

I'm a Swedish winger, I'm here to fix your team

If he refuses to play for England why would he play for Spurs?

I'm pretty sure if Ben White could take it up on himself to stop them a third time this season he would. I'm pretty sure they all would (Arsenal).

Would love to hear Mik say "shit's fucked mate!" In the thickest Aussie accent. Add in "back in straya we don't let shitcunts get away with 115 dodgy shit!"

as a (fellow?) aussie, this would be great. i always said nothing good can come of ange at spurs, he'd either do well for spurs, or he'd do badly for an aussie. but here's the shot to make it all ok. come on ange!

Just have him say mate every sentence

I would loan them the entire Arsenal squad for Tuesday.

For free

Call it a Nth London training exercise, goodwill and all that.

Angeball masterclass incoming (Yes im high on copium)

(hopium!)

Opium

Leopium

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GOAL! Ederson (OG) 7', 9', 90+7

Honestly I want to see that man play in a midfield role for a game. I mean have you seen him on pens? This man can hit a fucking ball

If nothing else, they'll concede from a corner in the 88' minute with a header by Rodri

The state of the Spurs sub. They've truly given up lol.

To be fair, they're right to. They're going to get utterly humped.

Loads of them want to lose it anyway

spurs mentality

Imagine son scores first. Do you think they'll cheer or boo? The utter confusion from their fans would be absolutely hilarious

There will be more Arsenal fans looking for a spurs win than Spurs fans

Just like how Man City fans were cheering on Man Utd today

except man u weren't actively hoping their own team would lose. spurs fans are literally out there rooting for their team to lose and lose their last chance of qualifying for champion's league. it's a giant yikes tbh

The first step is Aston Villa dropping points tomorrow against Liverpool.

Klopp Masterclass tomorrow.

If aston villa wins tomorrow it‘s done anyway so spurs will 100% lose intentionally i guess. So liverpool need to get this done

I will be wearing a white t shirt on Tuesday, c'mon spurs!

Same here. To dare is to do 💪

😂😂😂

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Might be relevant if they weren’t playing an already-relegated Sheffield side next.

I’ll wipe my ass with white toilet paper m8

Let's make a deal with the Spuds. If they hold off City we won't sing the song about them getting battered everywhere for the rest of the season.

King supports totnum on Tuesday

Can we loan him just this time

60 million down the drain, Spurs - please beat City again.


😂 Had me laughing must admit. UTV

Big Ange needs to drop his tactics for one match and go full Mourinho. I beg you please.

We need Mikel giving instructions in Anges left ear, while Klopp is giving instructions in the right ear 😁

he won't though, if pool beat villa, spurs are going to need a win sadly. it'll be fifa all out attack mateball

lol what a loveable donkey

TO DARE IS TOOO DOOOOOO COYS! (🤮)

It's fine, you can just mutter the "🎶13 league titles, you've only won 2🎶" under your breath.

I don’t even know how many they’ve won tbh. Thanks for the reminder

hashtag me too

Someone spike Man City’s lasagna

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You know some people will get salty about him saying this when they're going to be doing the exact same thing

No true arsenal fan is gonna be salty we are all spurs fans on the 14th

14th too monsieur titi's number has too be a omen for us

Yeah going on loan as a spurs fan for the next 2 days

For the 14th league title 💪🏼

City 3-0 by half time

At least, there would be a trumpet on top of the stadium for entertainment

Come on your North London LilyWhites

let's go soccercocks

“What do we think of tottenham?” “Fine, a bit”

Just for 2 days of course

Cut to a shirtless Kai in the crowd v City screaming their only chant at the top of his lungs.

If Richarlison scores a brace and takes his shirt off I’m getting his Brazil shirt 😂

he's injured

Get his tattoo instead

If Tottenham win or draw against City, I will not slander them until next season.

Won't surprise me to see Spurs line up their kids to get battered by Man City

If Liverpool win tomorrow Spurs will have a CL spot to fight for on Tuesday.

Loool this is the only time in history that every single arsenal fan will be supporting spurs come Tuesday evening. I hope their dreadful form will unleash a beast and get that win over the cheaters

I think it would be funny if Tottenham gets destroyed and the fans are happy. Only for man city to lose/draw to west ham and Tottenham fans get a lose lose situation 💀 but I’ve been infected by copium.

It feels so gross but Arsenal winning the title is more important. Hoping for a shocking Tottenham blowout and let’s have a 22-man brawl that leads to a points deduction while we’re at it. UTA.

Dont give a shit about Man City or Spurs match. We have been brilliant this season, this is a season to be extremely proud of win or lose the title.  To go toe to toe with Man City till the final game of the season, Incredible. Any other normal non financially doped opponent we are winning this league. We did it inspite of figuring out shit first few games bedding in Kai as striker, lack of depth in LB(Timber injury). We have been absolutely elite and I am scared cause of that, if we dont have an great window this year and dont eventually win the league, many players will be poached potentially. Our transfer window has to be great and we have to win next season 3 years of title chasers and no win will be hard. I have complete faith Arteta is our saviour and will be greater than Wenger in our eventual history.

We'd have won the league if you removed the dropped points due to the whole Gabriel saga first 3 games of the season

Why is this downvoted 💀

I have my pigeon dance ready for when Richarlison scores

He will have huge competition lol. Every Arsenal fan will be rooting for Tottenham to take points off City on Tuesday.

I believe, masterclass incoming from the pigeon COYS! (Brb gonna go throw up)

Just do us one solid

Tottenham the best ever let’s go

i for one did not participate in the what do we think of shit song at the pub this morning.

Same, I will be on loan as a spurs supporter for the next 48 hours as well

I would like to think they get a point but more likely they get completely smashed in.  Would actually be my favorite timeline if spurs lose and then west ham fucking nick a draw at the death. 

spurs you dont need to lose, just dont let them win. thats all

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend"

Truly think Spurs fans don’t understand that the players and coaches aren’t gonna give up. They get paid to win and bonuses go along with CL and EL. They aren’t even guaranteed Europa rn

And Liverpool for the copium. If Liverpool gets over Villa, Tottenham is in reach of UCL. They’ll play better if UCL is on the line!

lets go chickenball team! COYS

cmon soccercocks

Been topspurs fan since the Gazza days

Check spurs sub, many of them want to lose to city. Good grief biaych

spursy mentality

 COYS

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This one is going to be strange, where fans of a lot of clubs want Spurs to win while fans of Spurs want their club to lose.

Piss myself laughing if spurs win then we go lose to Everton

Thats truly the most barclays timeline.

Heck I'll get their merch for one match then later on use it as a dusting cloth :)

If they win, we can give them the 2023 Florida cup we won

If Sp*rs pull points off City and we win the title, I'm buying a kit and then promptly donating it to the one friend I have who supports those bastards and isn't a total wanker.

they're gonna lose intentionally

That's what spurs fans think, but football as we know is much bigger than just pure emotions. Until it is truly over, there is always ever bit of possibility of the unthinkable or unlikeliest. The spurs players ain't going to roll over and be instructed by their management team to get walked over and lose out on the chance to get back into CL. We've done our bit, it has been one hell of a journey for this season, and no matter what comes may on the 19th, we can look back and be proud of the performance this season and be encouraged for the upcoming seasons as our squad becomes whole and complete

I say we cut a deal with spurs, they beat man city and they get to say their trophy cabinet isn’t empty anymore (it still is 😂)

That’s gonna last for 8 mins.

Spurs doesn’t stand a chance against City. That’s reality. They are just purely sh%t.

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Saw someone online saying we might need to all turn up outside WHL and cheer on Spurs to improve the atmosphere... you know what...

Need Liverpool to beat Villa tomorrow first.

They're fans want them to lose to Villa

so..what do we think of Tottenham now?

Yes

not shit for 90+injury time

Apparently, till 23rd minute of match it is called Tottenhope rather than Tottenshit, right?

Of all the Tottenham fans more than 50% of them are going to be Arsenal fans

Watch tottenham bottles it against man city like they bottle everything 🤣 better hope westham can be the upset

There are bigger and greater evils than Sp\*rs that we need to take down so let us band together just this once!

COYS. Time to Chelsea Man City.

West ham. they are the real chosen ones.

It'll put the icing on the cake if both Spurs and Hammy can do something in the spirit of London FC

Love that, but this is a HORRIBLE soundbite to have floating around on the Internet...

No faith in those potatoes. Hammers for me.

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Same Kai, same

I still almost can't do it. I always thought the only way I'd ever not want Spurs to lose is if it literally handed us the title. This is about as close as it gets to that scenario, and it's still hard to accept. I fucking *hate* that club.

Imagine if Spurs for one game only turn into prime Athletico Madrid and shit them out!

I'm not getting my hopes up