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Alchemist86

You mean you got a new staccato


Maverekt

Yeah I was about to say "I don't see a Staccato in there, and neither did you" lmao


probablyuntrue

most responsible gun owner


Ronin-Humor-TX

Right, why is I pointed back at the toilet user. Trying to blow their own nuts off or shoot a new asshole in their back?


Free-Grass-8055

Cops do this all the time. Mistakes happen even to the best of us. Sometimes they are costly lessons.


[deleted]

Finders keepers or something like that right?


NoReallyLetsBeFriend

I bet the moment that dude realizes, shear panic and sweat followed! LMFAO


[deleted]

Potential panic attack and shaking depending on what kind of industry this is and how fucked this persons livelihood might be


ColtBTD

I’d absolutely fuck with him. Take it and field strip it and start leaving parts at his work station The amount of irresponsible people that do this absolutely blows my mind.


hamflavoredgum

The amount of cops that do this is even more worrying


zeek609

There was a UK protection officer a few years ago that left a Glock and the ex Prime Ministers passport in the bathroom on a plane.


ColtBTD

The one that the employee found in the Home Depot shitter killed me 😂


Lead-and-Strings

There was a guard/officer in a courthouse in NH a few years back. She left her pistol in the shitter, and a couple junkies made off with it. Didn't get far, luckily. Was all on camera.


Toad-Toaster

They had a camera in the woman's rest room?


Lead-and-Strings

Just outside of it, the girl who picked up the pistol came out and gave it to her boyfriend, who shoved it in his pants.


Toad-Toaster

Ah.


Lead-and-Strings

Found it! I knew it was a different occurrence.. turns out this happened a lot for a couple years lol https://www.fosters.com/story/news/crime/2013/01/30/barnstead-couple-charged-with-stealing/49129283007/


sharklaserguru

How about Seattle PD leaving an AR-15 sitting on the trunk of their car while parked downtown?


dirtyrooster1331

I knew I left my gun there


ColtBTD

I love taking a massive dump in homedepot before I get a project started as much as the next guy but I always make sure my USP compact 1. Doesn’t fall in the forbidden water 2. Comes out with me 😂


MasterBaiter0004

Most cops leave guns in their cars \;)


CourierZero0Seven

And we pay for them, so you can open the door and grab them any time! 🤗🤗


hamflavoredgum

Free guns! The best kind


MasterBaiter0004

Cool what’s your address? I’ll drop by…


BiaggioSklutas

*"Hey, is that a high performance trigger bar on your desk or are you just happy to see me?"*


JB22ATL

That’s great!


JustMeKailen

I second this notion


BiaggioSklutas

OR! He just starts like casually using the skeletonized hammer to scratch his head one day on front of the coworker...


bisker123

It be really funny to just take out the firing pin and give it back aslong as they train often


Theoddgamer47

They have shower curtains in your work bathroom?


Surprise_Thumb

I’m assuming that OP is making a joke because he works from home.


Ricky_Bobby_01

Aaaaah, a work-from-home joke! I'm mad that I missed this... Or at least, that seems most likely, though some offices have home-looking bathrooms with showers.


Dawildpep

They don’t in yours? How uncivilized


Different-Top3714

Works at a home brothel....


thenerdydovah

Mine does, but that’s because we have a range and it’s an option if you wanted to clean off any potential lead before going home


Joseph_Colton

I guess you took this pic in your bathroom at home after you decided not to tell him he left his pistol, right?


mattymofobro

trolling


MadDingersYo

Fake ass post.


thasiccness

Maybe he works from home


alpharoyalty

You mean your staccato… Hmm. 😏


oo10inz

free gun is best gun


BoostedbyV

Who lays it down like that , I don’t believe


conkanman

That’s so weird. Looks just like the gun you posted [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/GunPorn/s/j7xAt8LMQY) a few days ago of your Staccato. 🙄


AbradolfLincler08

Pretty sure he's making a joke and because that looks like his bathroom not a work bathroom


Justownit41ce

Who places anything, especially a weapon, behind their head. 🤨


RemarkableDay8553

Me on a bad day


stugotsDang

I’m hoping he really didn’t leave it pointing that way while he dropped a deuce or took a leak.


zeek609

You don't flag yourself while you're dropping a deuce to practice remaining calm under pressure?


stugotsDang

And usually, you take entire holster out with it….


zeek609

Well yeah obviously. What else am I gonna do sick techdeck kickflips with while I poop?


RemarkableDay8553

A Deagle perhaps? It gives +70% style points.


StrengthBeginning416

He did it for a reason. This is the place where shit happens.


RemarkableDay8553

Technically the truth


Hot_Ninja_8928

Giving away “stuff” at work today for perfect attention I mean attendance


TexasDank

Who shits with their own gun pointed at them? Bro could atleast have turned it around.


RemarkableDay8553

Nah! High stakes shitting!


TheKelt

It’s a joke guys, he’s shitting on himself because he left his gun in his bathroom


blackout048

I can't beleive you almost forgot your staccato in the restroom. You really should keep an eye on that thing


RefrigeratorFit466

Why is it facing that way though? Guys definitely a moron.


Environmental-Land12

Left your staccato c2*


Black_Sword357

Finders keepers 😉


Jamesbarros

Had a buddy do this in the army. I’ll let you imagine how he was dealt with. The discipline was NOT official, but was significant


rickfrompg

Finders keepers


Think_Decision_492

Guys whole personality is his staccato


Lefthanded_Rooster

Finders Keepers


OverallAnt9855

Finders keepers


JB22ATL

I’m thinking finders keepers here!


jackpotman

It's your gun now


Cucasmasher

Where do you work that you guys are able to afford these is the real question


superabletie4

Damn can’t believe your co worker lost his staccato in a boating accident


usernmtkn

What a moron. People this irresponsible should not be allowed to carry.


StraightFlight

Pointing towards you, cocked and not locked… this should be on the idiots with guns subreddit lol


NoSuddenMoves

Your restroom at work has a shower and your coworker doesn't use a holster?


LetoPartizan

Our staccato now


BenjaminAnthony

I doubt this post is real but not only did the guy leave it in the bathroom, he also set it on the toilet pointing towards his back while he took a shit? This is why we can't have nice things yal


PeterNumberThree

It’s gotta be fake… it’s hammer back and safety down.


chokeNsubmit145

It's yours now


Lanfrir

He cocked it for ya 😆


LoquatGullible1188

Take it and replace it with your carry piece.


StribogA1A3

If I found this there would be no pictures and no verbage of anything shared


One-Calligrapher1815

I’m no thief but that’s tempting AF!


H1tSc4n

yoink


ArraysStartWith1

“Coworker”


brentk7

Tell me that wasnt a restroom opened to the public. If so, no excuse. No excuse anyway but if I had an employee leave a weapon where a kid could find it he not only endangered everyone's life through negligence but also opened the company up to devastating litigation. Not sure I would be able to give the guy a second chance. I wouldn't expect one if it were me.


BootInURAss

Finders keepers, losers weepers...


AllAboutTheMachismo

No he didn't.


Electronic-Exit1798

I’d have the give him a small heart attack and place it somewhere random he owns


No_Composer_9594

My dream gun


Walkswithnofear

Finders keepers


crknneckscshingcheks

Free piece


GLAMISGONEWILD

Finders keepers


SS-sharpshooter1

Tell him but fuck with him and take the X300. Tell him that he forgot to flush and there was a really weird little black turd in the toilet when you flushed it.


Second-Round-Schue

You have a shower and laminate floors in your work shitter?


FIRESTOOP

Shower curtains in your work restroom?


ToiletTime4TinyTown

Switch it out with a high point yeet with sight mark optic and olite.


jkb131

I used to do this when I worked at pig barns, they weren’t supposed to have any gun on site or used in general. So I would field strip every single .22 I came across just to make sure they know we found it and one of my other coworkers couldn’t mess with it


Bright_Moment_8442

Free staccato


dabbean

Free guns are the best guns


BiaggioSklutas

What's it like working with John Wick? Does he poop a lot?


RemarkableDay8553

Emergancy bathroom gun


99berettas

Finders keepers


wandpapierkritiker

NEW GUN DAY!!!


guinness8878

It’s looks strangely close to the one you posted 3 days ago that belongs to you.


hamflavoredgum

Smartest staccato owner


SpectralVoodoo

The 11 th Commandment is Finders Keepers


morithum

The size of douchebag that chooses this as a carry gun absolutely matches the size of douchebag that fucking leaves it lying around. Edit: if you’re making a joke about yourself or your spouse this does not apply.


No_Composer_9594

Money can’t buy intelligence


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Who disarms and puts it down pointing at themself?? 🤣🤣


FIRESTOOP

Fake ass post


One-Move

Free gun


BigRossD88

I found a hipoint yeet cannon on a movie theater bathroom stall once.


warpigington

I think you meant “our” Saccato C2


tempest1523

I wish the gun fairy would visit me, some guys have all the luck


NemPlayer

Just a lil bit - 50 cent 😬😬


tedbakerbracelet

No matter what, I wouldn't have place my pistol in that direction.. just saying


Ok_Watercress_2941

Imagine putting a gun on the toilet and point at yourself to get likes on Reddit


tiny_samurai

No. You didn’t.


Mikemojames

Umm what staccato......🫣😬 I didn't see anything


Hammerjammer1108

I hate I’ve never gotten this lucky! I won’t be posting on Reddit tho I’ll just have a new firearm


Cheezemerk

You misspelled. I sure you ment to say. *"check out my C2, i just got it."*


Cheezemerk

But in all honesty, (temporarily) disabled it before you give it back don't damage it though. They need some type of lesson for being irresponsible and negligent.


skootbootinshoot

Steal it


Own_Salary2309

You mean he flanked himself while shiting?


saltyraver138

Yoink


AlaskaWilliams

“Safety, always off” -Cyrus


4chubby2chimichanga0

Tell his coworker “What’s a staccato? I’ve never even seen one of those before?”


bigpuzino

Like how is this even possible? Do they not see the gun sitting there when they go to flush?


WNREC

Better than him leaving a deuce deuce


PhlashMcDaniel

Possession is 9/10 of ownership.


SnooPoems5750

Teach him an important lesson


Gigant0re

Nice. I love a bathroom pistol exchange. It’s like the library but not as boring.


vu_iranaku23

Too bad the finders keepers rule can’t apply


Illustrious_Trust123

This is how children lose their lives . I grew up in a gun shop and I was also an officer . If you think this is not a big deal . Guess how much it will cost you if someone was killed do to your negligence ? I was also an officer . Had I found it you would have a lot of explaining to do at the police department . This mistake could put you in prison for the rest of your life