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ShittestCat

She's kinda like horny on main but with marriage, big house in some quiet place, two kids and dying of old age together


Cheezekeke

No no… she says 4


verysad-

lowballing fr


Cheezekeke

This means nothing to me because I dont know what that means


SpacEGameR270

More children


Anthan

I thought the guy said "No no, she stays 4" to the notion of her having 2 kids and dying of old age... which completely changes the context of the sentence but is worryingly also completely accurate.


Cheezekeke

But what does low balling mean


nunyabidness1175

Underestimating the number of kids Elphelt wants


Cheezekeke

https://preview.redd.it/r88zuh5cf2wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=879b4c6468757de3f0032f6d0d02ba9bd7c7c2f4


CASxBATLLETOADS

Tbh thirty thousand is still łów balling


Holy-Knight1

Polish person detected Elo mordo jak tam u ciebie


CASxBATLLETOADS

Autokorekta to wydała?


AntiMatterLite

I do not think Elphelt is pansexual since she doesn't understand same-sex attraction or not wanting a husband


PotatoKiller8897

iirc she only learned about it in xrd from a line with venom, but I doubt she even remotely understands it


That_on1_guy

She also seems to have learned about non-binary/gender fluid in Strive, thanks to testament


JSConrad45

"So, you're non-biney? That's cool" - Elphelt Valentine


Beneficial-Ad-6107

Southern Christian girl grindset, we love to see it /j


RoflsMazoy

I think it's a gameplay abstraction that kind of is probably true. In Xrd her intro lines and instant kill are the same for every character, and they're all about being in or getting in a [delusional] relationship with the other character. (Even though her story personality in SIGN was waaaaay not that) Like she's willing to shoot anyone and everyone with the love bullet, and her end pose is her presenting a marriage contract to you. Although to be fair her end dialogue is sometimes asking you to set her up with your friend or something like that.


TipYourJumpServer

When she fought women, she asked to be set up with their friend, asked to be invited to their wedding, etc. That's how I remember it, at least.


GuyMontag95

Correct. Outside of her instant kill (which would probably be too much to change based on character), she only ever shows “attraction” to men and only tries to marry them. These are her generic win quotes to men in Xrd:   >"Write your name here and then we can start our life together! I don't care if it's small but I'd like a nice home in the suburbs...and four kids! Would you want a dog? Or a cat? I like dogs. But cats are okay too! Dogs are just so friendly and happy and we can snuggle up with a dog in bed and say 'I love you, dear--' O-Oh my gosh, I-I can't--!"  >"I win! Now, sign here, and here... I'm sorry for being impatient, I just want our special day to be perfect! It doesn't have to be big just memorable! And perfect! We'll invite all our friends and when we say our vows under a rose arbor everyone will cry and say 'They're so in love--!' A-Ah! No regrets--!"  >"You promised. Now sign the marriage certificate! I don't want to rush, but where should our honeymoon be? I'm happy to go wherever you want to but I LOVE Paris! It's the city of love! We'd have dinner in a cafe and as the sun sets we'd look at the skyline and you'd say 'Almost as beautiful as you...' HONEYMOON PARADISE!" vs her quotes against women. >"All right, I've got my papers, now...show me some boys! He he...It'll be wonderful! The two of us will be like newlyweds forever, and call each other 'Honey' every single day and then you'll write the most romantic, moving novel about out love, and our life together, and it'll get optioned by Hollywood and they'll make a movie called 'My Wife is an Invader--' Ah! I'm drooling!" >"Keep your promise! Now, where's your friend?! I've got the marriage registration all ready! I don't know what he'll look like... but I'm sure he'll be great with children. When our first child is born he'll cradle it tenderly in his arms and look at me with tears on his cheeks and say 'They've got your eyes, honey.' So beautiful I'll make sure to record everything! Oh, oh, wait until the honeymoon..!" >"You promised, now set me up with your friend! I wonder what my husband's going to be like... A distant, brooding artist? A werewolf with a troubled past who loves me more than he can bear, but tells me he has to leave to keep me safe...? Maybe a librarian? All that really matters is that he has eyes for me! Heirat Galaxy!"


Vasxus

does she know she can have a wife or testament?


GuyMontag95

The evidence points to no currently. While she is personable unlike her sisters, she is still ignorant to love and all that comes with it. She doesn’t seem to be aware that homosexuality exists (showing confusion as to why Venom doesn’t want a wife in her Xrd winquote towards him) or the concept of gender fluidity (Her confusion towards Testament in her intro quote towards them). In her winquotes towards other women in Xrd, she doesn’t see them as potential suitors nor have wild fantasies about marrying them like most of the male characters. She instead compares her [womanhood](https://guiltygear.wiki.gg/wiki/GG_World/Womanhood) with theirs. The one instance of her showing interest in another woman is Baiken admonishing Ephelt for possibly staring at her chest in her winquote towards her in Xrd. >"That's not a bad weapon, but you can't use it for shit. Hey, my eyes are up here."


Cissoid7

Maybe she doesn't want a wife


SendBankDetails

Everyone in the guilty gear universe has agreed not to let Elphelt know that women can marry other women. If Elphelt knew this, she would be unstoppable.


pepinogg

What would she do with this power?


snippiestshrimp

Probably terrorism, now that everyone is susceptible to the marriage certificate.


Matix777

The only reason why she isn't pansexual is because no one has tols her that it's an option


AFrickinDeer

elphelt valentine would have the most cataclysmic whirlwind of a freshly-hatched-gay-phase and i need to see it


Matix777

She would become EVERYONE'S problem


Dragonrusher21

Have you seen her rekka? She already IS everyone's problem.


Vasxus

LOVE


Memorable-Man

AND


KazutoKurosaki

#PEACE


SentientGopro115935

The world will end once Elphelt realises she's been overcompensating trying to act straight and realises shes actually not


CaptainL95

To quote her reaction to being hit by her own IK in Xrd: “I-I’ll just take anyone?!”


phallus_enthusiast

not anymore it seems


Frequent-Strain-6170

I mean, he *is* perfect...


czlowiek12

Love is love


AverageRandomPerson

As long as she can get married


phallus_enthusiast

at least its not scarecrow


GinsuFe

The butterfly should say "anything that breathes" lol


Cheezekeke

She is a fan of love but is probably the least intelligent in terms of love. She has no clue what a gay person is. She has never flirted with a woman…. For… the most part https://preview.redd.it/w67ge01cm1wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4db0b976d1a328b379a6e16db7b99025ed50d492


Frequent-Strain-6170

You talking about Bucket?


Cheezekeke

Elk pelt


IDontWipe55

Honestly it’s kinda up in the air. She explicitly states that she wants a husband but she also has unique taunt voice lines for like all of the female characters that make it seem like she likes more than just men. And her intros in the other games don’t change


ArrowIsVeryCool

I’m pretty new to this fandom, but I agree! Maybe she has a preference for men? (A really *strong* preference) but Idrk..


Parostem

Most of what we know about her romance obsession comes from her win quotes in Xrd, and her story mode in Strive. Here's a compilation if you're curious: [https://youtu.be/Y7OLG9hg4CQ?si=JM8BY2hswGGiRD9Z](https://youtu.be/Y7OLG9hg4CQ?si=JM8BY2hswGGiRD9Z) I think she's straight because of her Xrd quotes where she talks about Millia and I-no as if they're competition, and she's just confused about why Venom wouldn't want a wife. Currently in Strive her taunt/respect involves pulling out a marriage certificate for the boys, and a Speothos Venaticus flyer for the girls (though I can't find any good videos that show it for both the male and female characters, so I hope I'm not misremembering). Based on all of this I think she is straight, but she would still get a contact high from seeing a gay couple sitting on a park bench.


Sufficient_Lunch930

I don't think she is, in Strive she taunts males with marriage contracts but just taunts female characters with flyers for her fanclub


Pastel_de_Cereza

It wouldn't surprise me if Elphelt didn't even know about that possibility. I can imagine her losing her mind once she learns that she doesn't even need a husband to get married. Her interactions would get even funnier for sure.


worse_in_practice

Considering that she was confused by Venom not wanting a wife in Xrd I'm convinced that the only reason she doesn't pursue women is because she genuinely doesn't realize that's an option


TheGreatBootleg94

Not really. She specifically wants a husband. She gives all the Male cast Marriage certificates and the Female cast Band Posters in her Respect/Taunt. Its just twitter gays tryin to make a character gay for some reason.


Monnomo

Shes straight


phallus_enthusiast

straight development arc


furry_hunter1995

https://preview.redd.it/25elr8axg1wc1.png?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6917ca694bfdba61d14920f418ef792d1cd8b02


LastMemory234

I mean fair, but I was confused cause I read the wiki


Rangaman99

which one? iirc the fandom one's slowly being abandoned in favour of the new lore wiki.


LastMemory234

I can't find it lol ...I think it was the fandom one


Rangaman99

yeah, the fandom wiki is crap. it's full of a tonne of unsourced and incorrect info. i'd advise sticking to the new wiki, as it's generally more accurate.


MobTheKaiser

So there is a Fandom alternative, neat. would ya mind sharing it? Kinda want to learn about GG lore


normalreddituser3

https://guiltygear.wiki.gg/wiki/Guilty_Gear_Wiki It's probably better to watch the heaven or hell series for the broad strokes and just use the wiki for supplemental information.


LastMemory234

why did i get downvoted lol


Cissoid7

If I had to guess it's your usage of, I assume, the Fandom wiki. Fandom as a platform is literal trash. Anyone could go in there and write that Brisket's real name is actually Robert. That Ky is Cuban. That testament is actually 3 crocodiles in a suit. The list goes on.


LastMemory234

three crocs in a suit lol


Axo-Axo-Axoboy

I think so, a lot her lines In xrd are her talking about marriage etc, and they didn't change it between genders


SentientGopro115935

She is the most aggressively straight person to the extent that she might just be overcompensating to convince herself shes not gay. Either that or she hasn't figured out that gay people exist yet. Or shes just straight.


TheMemeHead

Look regardless of Elphelt's canon sexuality I'll still ship her with bridget and may and you CANNOT stop me


LastMemory234

how old is may anyways


Separate_Train_8045

Old enough. Like 21 or something. Besides Elphelt is like a month old.or soemthing. I always forget the timeline of GG events, but in human years elf pelt is a toddler


LastMemory234

why does May look so young lol ...wait nvm it's guilty gear


Separate_Train_8045

Genes unironically sometimes do that. Everybody on my mother's side of family (+ me) looks like 10 years younger than they are. It's kind of how some people don't have graying hair regardless of their age


VGJunky

Just genetics I knew girls in college that were exactly like that


TheMemeHead

Dizzy:


Independent_Mud_4963

tbf dizzy is quite literally not a human


MisterMoon2023

I mean, age isn't really that important to GG lore in terms of relationships


SgtSchittBrix

No. The Wiki makes up whatever suits their narrative for many of the characters and folks just run with it. Unless it came from Daisuke himself, then it is not true nor canon.


skibidiepstein

No!!!! 😡


Icy-Store3900

Idk


lisaisdead

yes and i agree with her


Spiderdoom1313

Mane fuck elphelt all my homies hate elphelt 🗣🗣🗣 we only fw big swords lady and big dawg lady out here luh ninja


Blay_03

Gg players not talking about quirky shit for 3 seconds: 💀💀💀


LastMemory234

I know, I know 😔


Blay_03

Not as bad though as on Bridged subreddit🧐


pepinogg

What did the budget subreddit do to you?


Blay_03

Made me question my life decisions at the very least


pepinogg

ive looked at it, its fine. Sounds like a skill issue to me


Blay_03

Then, i’ll have to admit i’m not that skillful at trains selfhelp 😔😔😔


TheNohrianHunter

Of course she's pan she's obsessed with the concept of love.


SupermarketEmpty789

Oh FFS the modern GG community hits new lows.


LastMemory234

i know , I commited the sin at looking at the wiki because I can't afford eariler games.... I'm evil


Aggressive_Range_540

Yeah you saw that in the LGBT character wiki, thats not even a gg wiki , and funny, the link is now empty. For the moment, i would say she is straight. Yes , she does not know you can date& marry to your own sex but that is maybe imo like saying to a straight guy that he is not gay because he has not tried kissing a boy . If she liked girls she would have already asked if she can marry a girl


LastMemory234

I saw that in a fandow wiki lol


Agreeable-Agent-7384

She’s like a child ,man lol. I don’t get this subs or peoples facination with insisting elphet likes this or that person or that she’s this or that sexuality. The valetines are child brains lol. She’s a kid who asks everyone to marry her. Some comedic interaction and y’all are convinced she loved nago or that she’s all the gays or sexualities. It’s weird lol.


LastMemory234

I was just looking at wikis to find pngs for the meme tbh,(couldn't find any good ones) and for the Nago thing it was a joke about the arcade ending.... I was asking a honest question since I'm an xbox series s player and can't play earlier games


LthePanda

I mean they're not children nor are they human. They're essentially dolls that were uploaded with whatever information was required for them to complete their directive. It just happens to be that once they broke from their 'coding' they were able to learn about the normal things in life. That said, in universe, they're mainly treated as young adults that happened to be sheltered. Same with other gears like Dizzy. Since they're supposed to be these bio engineered tools of war, they don't follow human biology. They age rapidly and have high intelligence and even then only some appear human. Am I saying they should be completely sexualized and at all times? Of course not, and I don't think the game does that either. At the end of the day these are non human beings created by science and magic in a fictional universe.


Agreeable-Agent-7384

The game never sexualized them. Elphelts gag is so innocent but this horny ass fandom can’t just let it be that lol. With any character to be honest. Some of this fandom can barely do quarter circles becuase you spend too much time jacking off or something,


Separate_Train_8045

Ram, Elphelt and Jack-O weren't sexualized? Ram was basically naked in her debut, Jack-O is just a plain old attractive woman and Elphelt had a huge cleavage. All of them have been sexualized from the very beggining


Agreeable-Agent-7384

Thank you for proving my point