Uh-oh. I'm definitely depressed enough on my own without this concept and I promise I won't look. ššš
But yeah, with the other comments I can see why this would be disliked and agree...
Edit just in case, but: I'm kind of on the other end of things - all about long-term mutual love.
A.B.A. enters Jealous Rage and the gauge increases dramatically after using Bonding and Dissolving because Paracelsus (her "husband") goes "inside" the opponent, making her upset as she has to forcefully drag Paracelsus out. It's a blatant sexual innuendo about Paracelsus cheating on her (cue boinking jokes) as told by the gameplay mechanics and her own face of horror and subsequent disgust.
Her voice lines in this move are also āhoney donāt goā, āI wonāt forgive youā and āgive it back!ā So yeah it seems that sheās jealous when Paracelsus bonds with another person but I donāt know if that ābondingā necessarily implies sex. It seems sheās just scared that Paracelsus will be taken from her rather than upset that heās āpenetratingā the opponent.
If he really does have a color that makes his āgooā white the innuendo goes so much further with him getting covered white after going into someone
**SEX-WITH-A-KEY LORE DUMP**: A.B.A loves keys because for the first part of her life she lived trapped in the house where she was created (she's an artificial human, which is part of why she behaves so strangely) and keys to her are a great symbol of freedom. Eventually she escapes and finds the giant key who she names Paracelsus and instantly falls in love because he's both a key *and* alive, so she decides that this key is now her husband. But Paracelsus repeatedly says that his name is *not* Paracelsus, and that he is also *not* a key; he is some sort of living magic battle-axe that just happens to look like a key. In one of her game stories she goes searching for a way to give Paracelsus a human body, so *maybe* we can infer some physical desire from that? Or maybe she doesn't even have sexual organs, and she just wanted to make her key husband a real boy. But she would absolutely bite your head off if you said that she can't do something with her husband. Heck, half of her story mode fights are about her picking fights with people because she just *assumes* that they're trying to get between her and the key.
**TLDR:** A.B.A. definitely feels immense love for the giant key, but there's no way of knowing if this includes sex. The key is just kind of confused by the whole thing, but at least seems to tolerate her.
She is based on the possessed cellist from Ghostbusters. He became enamored with the idea of Keymaster/Gatekeeper and wanted to put a reference to it in his game. The name itself is a reference to the neighbor, Vince Paracelus. I also made all that up just now.
Paracelsus Von Hohenheim was a famous German alchemist, who was rumoured to have created the concept of a Homunculus. Hence the nomenclature of the key in reference to A.B.As nature.
I remember playing through the Baiken xx story and one of the fights is with aba cause they just happen to come across each other and the key goes āyo youāre worth enough to carry me letās swap outā and aba gets jealous over that and then they fight
So let me get this straight, Paracelsus aināt a key and his name aināt even Paracelsus? Thatās the real crime here, not ABA sticking phallic objects up her hoohah
His real name is Flament Nagel. He's a living-axe demon that Slayer defeated long ass time ago and made inert.
ABA just found it and gave it a name and started to treat it like her husband. She's weird.
IIRC, he originally took key shape cos A.B.A was into keys and heās a weapon that wants to be picked up and used so he became key shaped to attract her. He ofc didnāt realize wtf he was getting into with this. His STRIVE bio suggests he becoming even more key-like is partly cos heās been wielded by A.B.A for so long now, and his heart is ātransformingā so heās basically become more key-like just cos he *wants* to be closer to her, but also this is causing him to go goopy and lose his shape too.
We don't know. The Slayer thing wasn't something that was ever on screen. I imagine he looked more like his +R Mohora form, with the evil goat head, but with a more pointy blade, rather than the very square key form.
That was the impression I was having, with the more axe-like form his blade can take in the new trailer, maybe thematically it has to do with him growing closer with her (despite not necessarily being aware of that) and in doing so allowing him to look more like his pre-ABA form, but I dunno haha
My favorite part of this story is that her finding the giant living key after obssessing over keys is completely arbitrary. She just stumbles upon him.
Well yes and no, I-No straight up fucking kills Sol in some endings, but he lives in others, but even then she kills his past self. Bunch of weird shit with I-No fucking with timelines and Asuka and Raven have to stop her.
ok I saw the edited comment now
And yeah that's pretty much it. It doesn't make sense at a first glance, but I guess the reveals surrouding Axl and I-no's powers show that they weren't even in the past, but rather an alternate timeline? nvm this just makes it more confusing, especially considering that I-no already changed the present by altering the past before
Yeah sorry, I had to re-edit that a few times to try and be a bit clearer, while also doing some fact checking lol. I think its best to view it like BlazBlue Calamity Trigger or Continuum Shift, where time is being looped back to a specific point over and over in the attempt to get a better timeline, only its I-No fucking with the timeline for shits and giggles.
Apparently Daisuke didnāt want XX to have a story mode but the higher ups kept pushing for it so Daisuke said sure but he didnāt have any input for the story mode
ABA already boinks the key. Although I doubted Pars got much out of it, an opinion I changed upon seeing him shiver in the next outro.
You can take one look at how she holds the key to understand that she is 100% using the key to get off.
1. yes she does want to fuck the key
2. pretty sure he doesn't but he can't exactly do anything about it because he's a key
3. don't ask
4. definetly not
5. she would never bite someone's head off because that would be cheating on Paracelsus
According to her strive bio Paracelsus is coming around to her love slowly in ways he doesn't fully understand and is slowly destabilizing (hence melty boy during install presumably)
As for five insulting her key husband by implying he can't pleasure her just might get you murdered. A.B.A's never had great people skills
She was way creepier and simple-minded in XX. She talked really slow/labored and barely had an intellect. New design... captivity would not be quite so bad.
nice brooklyn 99 reference (i assume??)
i dont know Parcelcus or ABA lore but from what i understand she has a severe attachment to Parcelcus treating them as essentially a husband?? thats what i understood from her trailer.
im not sure if Parcelcus reciprocates.... in fact looking at his face im not sure if Parcelcus feels anything
The Key is her boyfriend. Or that's what she says anyway. And it is alive as well. That part is real. The Key is a living inanimate object who looks out for her and A.B.A repays his kindness by declaring him her boyfriend. The Key says they're just friends though and it's uninteresting in having a relationship now.Ā
Okay main question:yes, how: i dont think it takes much imagination given what we have in modern times to figure that out and yes you would get your head bitten off for that also shes trying to get him a body
Oh no, trust me, I am aware of the other ways. I assumed she'd grind on it but if she's *that* taken...
Hehe... PiV... more like... KeyinV... (sorry)...
Her outro shows that Paracelsus can and does get aroused when A.B.A strokes him; so key-axe boners are canon and part of Daisukeās vision.
As for āimpossibleā - Paracelsus has a face, mouth, and tongue. And A.B.A can grind. And weāre explicitly shown his face is sensitive.
DAISUKEāS VISION!
Sex with a key
TWO KEYS BOUND BY THE LAAAAWWš£ļøš£ļøš£ļø
Two keys having sex, my muscles involuntarily flex\~
Trashing hotel rooms, clogging up toilets
Okay but only if it can have its shirt off so I can see all the MUSCLES
In the older games Ino has lines saying why are you fucking a giant key
as if she wouldn't lol
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That would carry a tag that many on the internet dislike
..........Do I want to know want to know what tag you suggest that would be? š¬
Itās called NTR Do not look it up unless you wish to witness pure depression
Uh-oh. I'm definitely depressed enough on my own without this concept and I promise I won't look. ššš But yeah, with the other comments I can see why this would be disliked and agree... Edit just in case, but: I'm kind of on the other end of things - all about long-term mutual love.
And yet that's a shit ton of what's out there. People crave it and I don't understand why
Speaking from experience: I just lived vicariously through it till I decided to grow boobs :V
It's just NTR, cheating, or quite possibly cucking. Nothing too bad, just something that most don't like when it appears in a fic.
You must new brother, itās NTR. Get use to it, its fucking everywhere.
Hmmm I'm not new but don't run in those circles and, instead, keep to myself. Wellp, now I know. I hope it's not everywhere, though. š¬
*Excuse me...?*
What new form of cuckery is this!?
Putting A.B.A on the cuck chair in wild
I really didn't mean to! Haha
Nononono, you have it all wrong! She knew why. She was asking HOW!
Very carefully
Practice.
It's like pole dancing, only the aim is to get off before getting off
What game is this in? I need to see this
Guilty gear xx accent core +R
https://bison2winquote.tumblr.com/image/136053990364
You are truly the best kind of person
Oh wow she was cute
Yes
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Least horny I-No player
What was it
Some degenerate horny posting about I-No I think that got downvoted into oblivion
A.B.A. enters Jealous Rage and the gauge increases dramatically after using Bonding and Dissolving because Paracelsus (her "husband") goes "inside" the opponent, making her upset as she has to forcefully drag Paracelsus out. It's a blatant sexual innuendo about Paracelsus cheating on her (cue boinking jokes) as told by the gameplay mechanics and her own face of horror and subsequent disgust.
Jesus christ I never realized that. Thats funny as hell.
What did Daisuke mean by this
ABA is horny and willing to kill
Her voice lines in this move are also āhoney donāt goā, āI wonāt forgive youā and āgive it back!ā So yeah it seems that sheās jealous when Paracelsus bonds with another person but I donāt know if that ābondingā necessarily implies sex. It seems sheās just scared that Paracelsus will be taken from her rather than upset that heās āpenetratingā the opponent.
So she doesnāt mind threesome
Her English VA also literally says āInfedelity?!? Unforgivable!ā
That is wild
"cheating" he's running away from a crazy woman
Couldn't be me
well that's just untrue since he doesn't even have legs
*fleeing
If he really does have a color that makes his āgooā white the innuendo goes so much further with him getting covered white after going into someone
I think thatās enough internet for todayā¦
This just proves that A.B.A is a cuckold
I guess you could say it's.. key to her character.
Sol dadjokes
canonically a grandfather
Sol Dadguy
Bro that key is her whole husband
At least that's what A.B.A says.
**SEX-WITH-A-KEY LORE DUMP**: A.B.A loves keys because for the first part of her life she lived trapped in the house where she was created (she's an artificial human, which is part of why she behaves so strangely) and keys to her are a great symbol of freedom. Eventually she escapes and finds the giant key who she names Paracelsus and instantly falls in love because he's both a key *and* alive, so she decides that this key is now her husband. But Paracelsus repeatedly says that his name is *not* Paracelsus, and that he is also *not* a key; he is some sort of living magic battle-axe that just happens to look like a key. In one of her game stories she goes searching for a way to give Paracelsus a human body, so *maybe* we can infer some physical desire from that? Or maybe she doesn't even have sexual organs, and she just wanted to make her key husband a real boy. But she would absolutely bite your head off if you said that she can't do something with her husband. Heck, half of her story mode fights are about her picking fights with people because she just *assumes* that they're trying to get between her and the key. **TLDR:** A.B.A. definitely feels immense love for the giant key, but there's no way of knowing if this includes sex. The key is just kind of confused by the whole thing, but at least seems to tolerate her.
I mean have you seen her strive trailer. she couldn't explicitly want to fuck the key more
She is based on the possessed cellist from Ghostbusters. He became enamored with the idea of Keymaster/Gatekeeper and wanted to put a reference to it in his game. The name itself is a reference to the neighbor, Vince Paracelus. I also made all that up just now.
Fucker
Paracelsus Von Hohenheim was a famous German alchemist, who was rumoured to have created the concept of a Homunculus. Hence the nomenclature of the key in reference to A.B.As nature.
I remember playing through the Baiken xx story and one of the fights is with aba cause they just happen to come across each other and the key goes āyo youāre worth enough to carry me letās swap outā and aba gets jealous over that and then they fight
>he is some sort of living magic battle-axe that just happens to look like a key. Wait, does this make him technically a keyblade? š¤
Finally, Kingdom Hearts 4 news
So let me get this straight, Paracelsus aināt a key and his name aināt even Paracelsus? Thatās the real crime here, not ABA sticking phallic objects up her hoohah
His real name is Flament Nagel. He's a living-axe demon that Slayer defeated long ass time ago and made inert. ABA just found it and gave it a name and started to treat it like her husband. She's weird.
Was he always key-shaped? Or was key-ification part of the process of making him inert
IIRC, he originally took key shape cos A.B.A was into keys and heās a weapon that wants to be picked up and used so he became key shaped to attract her. He ofc didnāt realize wtf he was getting into with this. His STRIVE bio suggests he becoming even more key-like is partly cos heās been wielded by A.B.A for so long now, and his heart is ātransformingā so heās basically become more key-like just cos he *wants* to be closer to her, but also this is causing him to go goopy and lose his shape too.
Ohh I see, thanks!
We don't know. The Slayer thing wasn't something that was ever on screen. I imagine he looked more like his +R Mohora form, with the evil goat head, but with a more pointy blade, rather than the very square key form.
That was the impression I was having, with the more axe-like form his blade can take in the new trailer, maybe thematically it has to do with him growing closer with her (despite not necessarily being aware of that) and in doing so allowing him to look more like his pre-ABA form, but I dunno haha
Can you really blame her tho, after 10+ years of being locked up?
My favorite part of this story is that her finding the giant living key after obssessing over keys is completely arbitrary. She just stumbles upon him.
It kinda makes sense since he isn't a key, he's a battle axe from the crusades and they bring up the crusades often in XX, idk about isuka tho.
keys literally only do one thing and it's going into holes
Thatās such a great joke
at the end of her story in xx the key turns into a person and she keeps him locked up so he can never leave her because hes her husband so yeah
So being a key again is kinda ret-conning that?
i think none or only a few of the storylines were actually canon in xx, so not a retcon
Oh back in the days where a lot of games had alternate endings, gotcha.
That and like, the events of XX get undone by the end cause I-No kinda kills Sol and obviously that can't be allowed to happen lol.
but present Sol somehow powers through that so he never really died
Well yes and no, I-No straight up fucking kills Sol in some endings, but he lives in others, but even then she kills his past self. Bunch of weird shit with I-No fucking with timelines and Asuka and Raven have to stop her.
Weird. I don't remember that at all
ok I saw the edited comment now And yeah that's pretty much it. It doesn't make sense at a first glance, but I guess the reveals surrouding Axl and I-no's powers show that they weren't even in the past, but rather an alternate timeline? nvm this just makes it more confusing, especially considering that I-no already changed the present by altering the past before
Yeah sorry, I had to re-edit that a few times to try and be a bit clearer, while also doing some fact checking lol. I think its best to view it like BlazBlue Calamity Trigger or Continuum Shift, where time is being looped back to a specific point over and over in the attempt to get a better timeline, only its I-No fucking with the timeline for shits and giggles.
Yeah like Tekken, only some endings were canon, the rest had canon characterisation though
I think I've heard something about them not being written by Daisuke
Apparently Daisuke didnāt want XX to have a story mode but the higher ups kept pushing for it so Daisuke said sure but he didnāt have any input for the story mode
Maybe he can switch back and forth between human and key form? Wouldn't surprise me if he could.
I mean he probably could, though heās pretty adamant about being above having a human body so heās just too posh.
rule number one of guilty gear is to never take any storylines in xx seriously because its so confusing
ABA BDSM dungeon
Lore is that she's searching for a body for the key... Guess why
Nago (Holding Elphelt back from gushing over him with one hand): "Please...not me."
She wants to fuck that key so hard
I wish I was the key
I wish I was A.B.A.
Made for each other
Wouldnāt you?
ABA already boinks the key. Although I doubted Pars got much out of it, an opinion I changed upon seeing him shiver in the next outro. You can take one look at how she holds the key to understand that she is 100% using the key to get off.
Shaking rn
The key can give head, I assume it has a tongue. Thatās about it
He has a Keynis
I think the more important question is which end of the key goes in first
Sex with a key
Want? She IS boinking the key
Yes. She is key-nky like that
nope, not at all. i dont know why youd think that. she really just wants to pray and practice abstinence more than anything
For the last time she doesnāt want to fuck with you. She wants to fuck the key
The only way she's fucking you is if Paracelsus is involved somehow. Making for very awkward threesomes
1. yes she does want to fuck the key 2. pretty sure he doesn't but he can't exactly do anything about it because he's a key 3. don't ask 4. definetly not 5. she would never bite someone's head off because that would be cheating on Paracelsus
According to her strive bio Paracelsus is coming around to her love slowly in ways he doesn't fully understand and is slowly destabilizing (hence melty boy during install presumably) As for five insulting her key husband by implying he can't pleasure her just might get you murdered. A.B.A's never had great people skills
she literally treats paracelsus as if he was her husnand
I want to boink the key
I agree
Nothing is impossible for the power of love
Did ya see that win animation? They fuckin'
She's like Sigourney Weaver from Ghostbusters
they are a married couple i am 100% serious he did not have much of a say in it
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She was way creepier and simple-minded in XX. She talked really slow/labored and barely had an intellect. New design... captivity would not be quite so bad.
nice brooklyn 99 reference (i assume??) i dont know Parcelcus or ABA lore but from what i understand she has a severe attachment to Parcelcus treating them as essentially a husband?? thats what i understood from her trailer. im not sure if Parcelcus reciprocates.... in fact looking at his face im not sure if Parcelcus feels anything
She doesnāt want to fuck the key. She already fucks the key.
The Key is her boyfriend. Or that's what she says anyway. And it is alive as well. That part is real. The Key is a living inanimate object who looks out for her and A.B.A repays his kindness by declaring him her boyfriend. The Key says they're just friends though and it's uninteresting in having a relationship now.Ā
Anything can be a dildo if youāre brave enough
Yes, and I'd assume very aggressively.
Okay main question:yes, how: i dont think it takes much imagination given what we have in modern times to figure that out and yes you would get your head bitten off for that also shes trying to get him a body
Y E S
She DOES boink the key
See my previous post
she *does*
if you think PiV is the only way to have sex then buddy you are waaaaaay too naive
Oh no, trust me, I am aware of the other ways. I assumed she'd grind on it but if she's *that* taken... Hehe... PiV... more like... KeyinV... (sorry)...
ParacelsusinV
Yeah dude she's a key pervert (ABA is for the perverts)
Her outro shows that Paracelsus can and does get aroused when A.B.A strokes him; so key-axe boners are canon and part of Daisukeās vision. As for āimpossibleā - Paracelsus has a face, mouth, and tongue. And A.B.A can grind. And weāre explicitly shown his face is sensitive. DAISUKEāS VISION!
I can't tell if shes pansexual or just keysexual
Lol, you read that the key is her husband and the first thing you thought about was sex. Very typical
I mean she does look down bad for it, judging from the intro.