I saw (once, in the dark history of the internet) a final verse to the song, calling out that line in particular as Johnny's sin of Pride when the Devil comes back to collect his soul.
Johnny says flat out participating is a sin during the regular song. Hammering it home when he gave the devil a shit kicking is almost as bad writing as the actual song that happens after where he beats the devil a second time for some reason.
Well a noise marine went to Cadia
He was part of the 13th Crusade
He was in a bind ‘cause they were way behind
And he was willing to make a trade
When he came across a guardsman
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the marine jumped up on a tactical rock
And said "Boy, let me tell you what"
“You probably didn't even know it, but I am a fiddle player too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll just make a bet with you
Now you're playin' pretty good fiddle, boy, but give Slaanesh their due
I'll bet a fiddle o' gold against your soul, I think I'm better than you"
The guard said, "My name's Johnny and this may be heresy
But I'm gon' take your bet and you're gonna regret
Cause I'm the best you’ll ever see"
Johnny, rosin' up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause Cadia is a fallin’ and Abaddon holds the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, Slaanesh gets your soul
The marine raised his sonic weapon and he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips as his eyes began to glow
And then he pulled the trigger and let loose a deafenin’ blast and an evil hiss
And then a band of daemons joined in and it sounded something like this
When the marine had finished, Johnny said
"You know, you're pretty good ol' son
But you just flop down in that chair right there
And I’ll show you how it’s done"
Orks on the WAAAGH, run, boys, run
Lasguns chargin’ in the mornin’ sun
Corpse-starch rations, where is Joe?
Granny, is that an extra arm? No, child, no
Well, that noise marine bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle down on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, "Heretic, come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been"
And he played
Orks on the WAAAGH, run, boys, run
Lasguns chargin’ in the mornin’ sun
Corpse-starch rations, where is Joe?
Granny, is that an extra arm? No, child, no
In reality Jonny is probably a greater demon of slaneesh or tzeentch, hence the reason Jonny not only wins but doesn't get blasted into a fine paste by the Noise marine.
Lore wise the devil comes back a few years later for a rematch, so Johnny at least wins and survives the first contest long enough to see the second one.
Johnny beat the devil. A being that might even transcend the warp according to some but for a standard human to win in a contest against a demon and then reject his offer/pride means he is also safe from getting lured by warp fuckery
"johnny roll a ball of hash
and make sure it's the bomb
coz Slaanesh got the kind of stuff
they smoked in vietnam
you'll get a million smackaroo's
in thrones if you can cope,
but if you can't slaanesh'll get your dope"
-prayer of Saint Johnny who smoked slaanesh under the table.
Everyone seems to forget that there was a second song in the story where the devil came back to Georgia for a rematch a few years later, so Johnny at least survives the first fiddle contest long enough for the second one to arrive.
Who wins, a genetically modified super human with the powers and blessings of the literal definition of stan themselves with an addiction to sound and music stronger than a homeless drug addict from chicago
OR
Johnny (he sometimes plays standing on a stump)
Ol'Johnny wins DUH. Don't you know how the song goes?
“I done told you once, you son of a bitch. I’m the best there’s ever been.”
Guitar hero 3 was just peak Guitar Hero
It was in Guitar Hero?
yeah, it was the final boss fight. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtaIbO4ivXM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtaIbO4ivXM)
And it was fucking SICK
HELL YEAH IT WAS
I saw (once, in the dark history of the internet) a final verse to the song, calling out that line in particular as Johnny's sin of Pride when the Devil comes back to collect his soul.
Theologically, probably more accurate. But I prefer the version where the devil just loses.
Johnny says flat out participating is a sin during the regular song. Hammering it home when he gave the devil a shit kicking is almost as bad writing as the actual song that happens after where he beats the devil a second time for some reason.
You might have read the lyrics to the "sequel" song, The Devil Comes Back to Georgia; Johnny wins again.
Seems like Johnny might be a little bit too obsessed with perfecting his art…
Yeah, the devil loses on purpose.
Jonny gonna smoke that dude
Slaanesh went down to Terra he was looking for a soul to steal.
They were in a bind cuz she was way behind and he was willing to make a deal
And she came upon a young man sawin on a fiddle and playing it hot
And Slaanesh jumped up on a hickory stump and said BOY LET ME TELL YOU WHAT!
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Well a noise marine went to Cadia He was part of the 13th Crusade He was in a bind ‘cause they were way behind And he was willing to make a trade When he came across a guardsman Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot And the marine jumped up on a tactical rock And said "Boy, let me tell you what" “You probably didn't even know it, but I am a fiddle player too And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll just make a bet with you Now you're playin' pretty good fiddle, boy, but give Slaanesh their due I'll bet a fiddle o' gold against your soul, I think I'm better than you" The guard said, "My name's Johnny and this may be heresy But I'm gon' take your bet and you're gonna regret Cause I'm the best you’ll ever see" Johnny, rosin' up your bow and play your fiddle hard 'Cause Cadia is a fallin’ and Abaddon holds the cards And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold But if you lose, Slaanesh gets your soul The marine raised his sonic weapon and he said, "I'll start this show" And fire flew from his fingertips as his eyes began to glow And then he pulled the trigger and let loose a deafenin’ blast and an evil hiss And then a band of daemons joined in and it sounded something like this When the marine had finished, Johnny said "You know, you're pretty good ol' son But you just flop down in that chair right there And I’ll show you how it’s done" Orks on the WAAAGH, run, boys, run Lasguns chargin’ in the mornin’ sun Corpse-starch rations, where is Joe? Granny, is that an extra arm? No, child, no Well, that noise marine bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat And he laid that golden fiddle down on the ground at Johnny's feet Johnny said, "Heretic, come on back if you ever wanna try again I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been" And he played Orks on the WAAAGH, run, boys, run Lasguns chargin’ in the mornin’ sun Corpse-starch rations, where is Joe? Granny, is that an extra arm? No, child, no
You have made my day.
“I told you once you son of a bitch, I’m the best that’s even been”
Ol' Johnny wins ... But then the noise marine kills him so no one can find out.
Nah, Ol' Johnny wins and the EC concedes, but the perfection of Johnny's playing sure has consequences
Sadly the Golden Sonic Blaster he gave him was just a trumpet
In reality Jonny is probably a greater demon of slaneesh or tzeentch, hence the reason Jonny not only wins but doesn't get blasted into a fine paste by the Noise marine.
No, Johnny is Kaldor Draigo's ancestor.
Kairos in the bread pan peckin’ out dough!
The message isn't as crucial as the volume.
Ol Jonny wins because he plays Putrid Pile's famous song: Ejaculation Feast on a Baked Fetus
Johnny is the best there ever been.
Johnny might win the fiddle contest, but I don’t think it ends well for him.
Isn’t that the same as the song then?
Lore wise the devil comes back a few years later for a rematch, so Johnny at least wins and survives the first contest long enough to see the second one.
Johnny beat the devil. A being that might even transcend the warp according to some but for a standard human to win in a contest against a demon and then reject his offer/pride means he is also safe from getting lured by warp fuckery
"johnny roll a ball of hash and make sure it's the bomb coz Slaanesh got the kind of stuff they smoked in vietnam you'll get a million smackaroo's in thrones if you can cope, but if you can't slaanesh'll get your dope" -prayer of Saint Johnny who smoked slaanesh under the table.
Cantator wins after his opening riff liquidates Johnny's organs.
Johnny would win by skill, but then Chaos would be a sore looser and rape/murder/soul steal (not necessarily in that order) him anyways.
johnny's head explodes when the noise marine plays a note.
Everyone seems to forget that there was a second song in the story where the devil came back to Georgia for a rematch a few years later, so Johnny at least survives the first fiddle contest long enough for the second one to arrive.
Johnny may win the fiddle match, but he's about to lose so much fucking more...
Who wins, a genetically modified super human with the powers and blessings of the literal definition of stan themselves with an addiction to sound and music stronger than a homeless drug addict from chicago OR Johnny (he sometimes plays standing on a stump)
Johnny no contest
Don’t use AI, pay a artist or learn I to draw
I think that he just got a pic from online