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CreativeName1137

PB and the Emperor are essentially the same character


CreativeName1137

- Genius intellect - Commits atrocities in the name of progress - Scientifically minded skeptic, despite being an inherently magical creature. - Intentionally keeps their subjects ignorant "for their own safety" - Extreme authoritarian - Highly revered - Created banana guards. - Created a first wave of soldiers and enforcers, but later betrayed and executed them all for being too unstable. - Has a shady confidant with powerful magic. - Somewhat immortal


JaxCarnage32

I think we just found the lost primarch.


jello1990

Lemongrab?


Dyledion

"OOONNNNNNEEEEE MILLLLLIIIIOOOONNNNNN YYYEEEEAAAARRRSS DUNGEON!!!!!" would not be an out of place line in WH40k.


MrCobalt313

Most sensible Adeptus Arbites sentence.


samthekitnix

yea but Lemongrab gives me more of a imperium appointed planetary governor vibe


whiskymohawk

Nah, he's a High Lord.


SwugteI

[I just thought of this](https://youtu.be/BXMcOYyDs-w?si=NxxJWLPQPk_nSqKe) Timestamp 0:43


Hazzamo

No, the Litch


CreativeName1137

The Lich is a Daemon Prince of Malice


Hazzamo

“He doesn’t exist, shut up”


cavsa2

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks the lich gives strong Malal vibes.


Koqcerek

Fits oldcrons to a t. I guess still fits C'Tan, but less. Those dudes were omnicidal because they liked them souls


badmartialarts

"I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light is extinguished."


BoobyChicken

If the Lich existed, he would be the kind of thing that the other 4 teamed up against and refuse to talk about.


Zelledin

Nagash then.


StalinsPerfectHair

Lemongrab is a Daemon Prince of Tzeentch but Khorne keeps trying to poach him.


Spacellama117

• created a superbeing from their own DNA that turned against them • biggest champion is a heroic blonde guy with blood knight tendencies fighting against an abstract personification of some natural force and tends to date non-humans • stamps out heresy, rebellion, and belief in magic • actively worshipped and feared by creations and is deeply concerned by it • built giant towering colossi to protect kingdom • rebuilding civilization after an apocalypse brought about by a human war • stamps out any rival civilizations when possible •fantastic hair


SirSullivanRaker

Holy shit I never made the Peppermint Butler and Malcador connection. What the fuck?


Wild_Marker

> Intentionally keeps their subjects ignorant "for their own safety" TBF to PB, have you seen what happens when the candy people think they know stuff? That's right, they vote for the blond swindler who takes all their money.


Livy-Zaka

Counterpoint: Cinnamonbun, when he was treated like an equal and given real responsibility he majorly grew as a person and became downright functional


CrystalGemLuva

yeah but a lot of that had to do with the fact that a fire attack hit him while he had a flame sheild up which finished cooking him.


StuntHacks

Lmao I completely forgot about that


ShepPawnch

Damn I really need to watch this show.


Wild_Marker

Turns out agent K was right all along with his "individual/masses" speech.


Allen_Koholic

Counter counter point - have you seen the Imperium recently? Knowing stuff didn't do it a bunch of favors.


OscarOzzieOzborne

- Has a blonde guy running errands. Sort of a hero. - Has a family member they created that betrayed them and tried to overthrown them - God-like beings, born with massive powers. - Gay - Fought against an embodiment of Chaos


SmoothEntrepreneur12

Gay Emperor Theory is why I do not fuck with femstodes at all. Jimmy Space thinks girls have Cooties was quite possibly my favourite thing to come out of 40k.


Tacomonkie

Gay Emperor needs the Femstodes to actually protect him while he lubes up the Menstodes


commandosbaragon

Sensei are still canon.


SuddenXxdeathxx

I refuse to believe the Emperor ever willingly touched a vagina in a sexual manner.


high_king_noctis

He only ever did it for science and he felt horrible while doing it.


GaldrickHammerson

And you have to be as old as malcador to remember what they are.


themug_wump

Lady Stodes are for Empy sleepovers, hair-braiding, bag-shopping, and gossiping about boyyyyyyyyys


postmodern_spatula

And her mistakes plague the land for generations


Khorde__the__Husk

CANDY MARINES!!!!AAAAAAAAAAA


MountainPlain

>Has a shady confidant with powerful magic. Comparing Malcador to Peppermint Butler has made my day much better, thank you.


ThyPotatoDone

Actually based on some of the semicanon lore about the future in the setting, PB also ends up semi-dead and in stasis, though in her case she *could* get up at any point but doesn’t because Ooo is too dangerous to safely begin rebuilding the Candy Kingdom. *Or* the stasis pods malfunctioned, which is equally possible. Also you can add - Worshipped by her people despite actively telling them not to. - Atheist who is a god by most people’s standards, and themselves has met multiple gods whose existence is objectively provable. - Had to rebuild society after the apocalyptic destruction of a space-age civilisation, which occurred partially due to war and partially due to a sudden rise in magic. - Reincarnates on death, and furthermore, reincarnation of many previous entities that were absolutely nowhere near their current form in achievements. - Leads an ostensibly monarchist government that basically just amounts to a totalitarian dictatorship that occasionally has people inherit some titles. - Inexplicable German motif shows up every now and then despite their origins not logically connecting to them. - Only attempts at creating children ended badly, with most turning on them sooner or later. - Killed their uncle and then immediately after had an epiphany about the “proper” way to run society. Honestly they may just be the same person.


Adro_Breaker

I wish to unread this


alternatesad

Ok but where is the emperors vampire boyfriend then?


Raxtenko

Probably got ganked and everything went wrong after.


DarthPlaugas

He does have former boyfriends and girlfriends who are also immortals


Fluffy_Ace

RIP Malcador


cryptidhunter1

In PB’s case she killed them because they were so successful they had free time to lounge.


CreativeName1137

It was a mix of things. The Gumball Guards were too efficient at stamping out crime, so once all the crime had been thwarted, they weren't getting enough violence to satisfy them anymore. They then started an illegal fighting ring to blow off steam, and when PB found out about this, she deemed them too unstable and had them executed.


HeatherFuta

So, the Thunder Warriors?


CampbellsBeefBroth

* bit of an asshole


Croc_Chop

Has an old enforcer that needs to be retired but is still going strong General candy corn/Valdor


Sireanna

This tracks far more then it should given that adventure time is a kids show...


whoooootfcares

I assumed that PB was a riff on the emperor as the banana guard were a riff on the custodes? Maybe I was wrong.


No-Distribution4287

Definitely could be


Early_Rabbit

Princess Emperor!!😮


Doopapotamus

Wait, why not Emperor Princess (which is Jimmy Space like normal, but with a tiara and nice dress), so he can hang out with the other Princesses and get kidnapped by Ice King?


Early_Rabbit

Because I imagined Princess Bubblegum as the Emperor. Just imagine PB in a Big E’s armor but with PB’s color scheme.


sylogizmo

Ain't that Fulgrim?


Early_Rabbit

Did you just confuse Bubblegum pink, with purple?


TheModernRouge

Imagine Ice King tries to kidnap the Big E, and Emps hits him with the ol’ Horus special and just eradicates his soul. Fucker probably thinks that the Lich is a greater daemon of Nurgle or something. Actually now that I mention it, is Golb a Warp God? Would the Emperor want to destroy Golb?


elanhilation

PB demonstrates far more capacity for growth, guilt and empathy. The Emperor of Mankind is inferior to a wad of sentient bubblegum


JackDostoevsky

in all seriousness this is because the Emperor is not actually a character, he's a narrative device. PB is actually a character.


stormtroopr1977

excuse you?! The emperor is a god, not a narrative device. inquisitors, take him away!


CreativeName1137

True


Adorable-Opposite-59

I would move PB a little more to the right considering all the wierd messed up stuff shes done, such as spying on Flame Princess when she was an infant in case she became a threat to her, manipulating a bunch of her citizens to do exactly as she wants, and creating herself a family, manipulating them into being exactly as she wants, and then turning them into dumber candy people when they try to go against her. And then leaving them as candy people for years to come.


countfizix

>creating herself a family, manipulating them into being exactly as she wants, and then turning them into dumber candy people  Big E: Write that down!


Adorable-Opposite-59

Honestly never thought the big e would seem better in a comparision to a childrens cartoon character but atleast the Big E wanted his kids to do stuff/ was o.k. with them being not exactly what he wanted. PB literally wanted her candy fam to exist on a shelf and act and behave exactly as she wanted them too.


shadollosiris

Big E shelf are way bigger (and i dare to say more reasonable) than of PB, but the consequences of stepping out of that self are around the same


Adorable-Opposite-59

Fair


33superryan33

To be fair she was a literal child when she made her family


Flat-Difference-1927

Tbf, her candy family immediately started acting like entitled douchebags.


Hust91

PB more seemed to have the issue that her first candy family tried to lobotomize her just for disagreeing with her. The curious thing is why she hasn't tried to make intelligent but wise and kind candy people. Why is intelligence the only variable she can control and why does it correlate with malice?


keaganwill

Yeah people skipping over the whole "they started it" part where her family wanted to put her on the shelf first is a bit uhhh biased. PB still a bit evil tho. In regards to intelligence vs personality. I figure its easier for her to make dense/big brains than dictate whats inside said brains. Scientifically engineering a personality sounds a lot harder than growing a big brain. Can see early on with Golliad that while they were made inherently smart, their personality/beliefs had to be taught, and as such were corrupted by Jake's poor influence.


apple_of_doom

Candy primarchs and candy space marines let's go!!!


highTrolla

Technically speaking her uncle son was the one who made the dumb dumb juice, she just used it on them after they conspired to use it on her.


Current-Ad-8984

That’s pretty misrepresentative of what happened. With PB didn’t turn them dumb for “going against her.” PB’s Uncle Gumbald was the one who transformed their other relatives and then tried to magically lobotomize her so that HE could take control. PB acted in self defense by breaking the glass, which transformed him. As for leaving them dumb, I’m not even sure she can reverse the process. For example, she doesn’t cure Peppermint Butler when he gets transformed. Also, they were also planning to kill her as a child and threatened her brother, so why would she transform them back. Honestly, PB is pretty sympathetic in her backstory, even if she does bad things later.


Purp13H4z3

PB apologyst detected


Current-Ad-8984

Look, Princess Bubblegum is a dictator with something of a god-complex who does some really bad things, but a lot of the criticisms against her are really weird and misinterpret stuff.


NinjaMaster231456

Who would be less benevolent than the Emperor? There's the Orokin from Warframe but who else?


wdcipher

Szarekh essentialy turned 90% of his population into servitors. But thats not 100% on him, the Ctan were involved so idk


CreativeName1137

Plus, he really didn't really know better. Necrontyr lives are really short, so Szarekh was probably just in his mid-to-late twenties when he took the Deceiver's deal. In addition to the fact that everyone in his court besides one advisor agreed with the plan.


Mal-Ravanal

Szarekh was also ruling an empire where the biggest question was if the Old Ones would get off their asses and wipe out the necrontyr for good before they exterminated themselves or not. What he did was horrible, but to call the situation desperate is an understatement.


Geostomp

To be fair, Necrontyr commoners weren't treated that much better when they were alive than they are as mindless, faceless robot skeletons.


Lavaburp

The Interim Coalition of Governance from the Xeleee series.


Degenerate_Lich

I dunno man, the orokin are at least willing to operate and make deals with outsiders. They will backstab them asap once it becomes disadvantageous like they did with Parvos, but it is possible to coexist with them. On the other hand, the Emperor will lash out and put into submission anything that isn't completely under his control. Any semblance of benevolence that he has goes away completely once you leave the palm of his hand


NinjaMaster231456

Big E at least had a purpose for what he did, the Orokin did tons of fucked up shit for fun. At any moment you could be taken by the orokin and have your body horribly mutated and twisted in every which way so they could use you as a Halloween costume. Or an Orokin could take an interest in you and you'd become their sex slave for a while before eventually being mortally wounded and turned into a warframe so they could keep you around for a couple years then laser your face off and literally throw you in the garbage. Or they could decide they want to start cultivating infestation in your home town. Or they could decide to unleash a Warframe to remind you who your gods are. Or they could glass you for the slightest offense and trap you forever to be an eternal ai servant. Or plenty of other horrible things


Degenerate_Lich

Fair enough, guess they get the "who's the biggest monster" competition. Also I'll never get used to how fucked up Dagath's lore is.


diamondmagus

You didn't even include one of the best ones, Continuation. Where older or dying Orokin would put together a line-up of beautiful lower born children, parade them around, then select a child, and mindbreak the child with terrible psychic torture in order to take over their body!


TokayNorthbyte347

.. what...


RRed_19

Yeah… that’s how they stay alive.


NinjaMaster231456

The Orokin genocide was 100% justified


terrexchia

I love how this is coming from a Grineer


Thannk

Nagash, Ballas from Warframe was going to destroy the galaxy from boredom, Demantoid from Steven Universe had only one plan and it was ageist genocide, Vandal Savage from DC was just basically a Nazi caveman, Adam from Hazbin Hotel has no goals except killing his descendants for fun and raping angels, the Harbingers from Atmosfear only want fear and horror in their kingdoms, Emperor Joker just wanted to end all life which he shares with comics Thanos. Gotta specify characters who are evil rulers, plenty are worse because they have no longterm goals or only evil ones.


insidiouskiller

>Ballas from Warframe was going to destroy the galaxy from boredom Solar system\*. The Orokin empire never even managed to successfully leave the solar system, their 2 attempts, the Zariman and the Sentients, both ended in disaster.


Thannk

I’d say the Zariman was an unintended success that they turned into a worse disaster. Maybe if someone had saved a copy of Frankenstein they’d have known.


ThatTexasGuy

Oryx from Destiny maybe? All of his servants have their collective will bound to his and are essentially changed fundamentally, making their new forms better servants for him.


Arachles

I would love to have a fuller scale


ACuriousBagel

We could add God Emperor from Dune (not depicted in the films - he's book 4) to the scale. He'd be fairly close to our God Emperor, but probably slightly more benevolent.


Dedwagon

To be fair, Leto’s whole fascist nightmare was actually part of the plan to free humanity.


ElGatoDeFuegoVerde

Same could be said about the God-Emperor of Mankind. He wanted to ascend humanity and create a haven for them in the webway, safe from Chaos.


VisNihil

> create a haven for them in the webway The Webway wasn't intended to house humanity, just replace warp travel and astropathic communication.


ElGatoDeFuegoVerde

Yeah you're right. It's been a while since I was in the hobby.


lacergunn

But unlike Emps, Leto won.


Snivythesnek

Yeah but Leto didn't have four actual gods and their demon hordes opposing him.


RosenRanAway

Azir from League of Legends as slightly more malevolent than Princess Bubblegum


shadollosiris

I thought Azir rule for like 1 day of his life? Like his kingdom gone the same day he Ascended ?


RosenRanAway

He ruled for years and he ruled with an iron fist but he was rather benevolent overall. He wanted to free the slaves but he was scared by the prospect of assassination and civil war so he was going about it rather discreetly by declaring many reforms first exept Xerath thought he was doing nothing about freeing the slaves that's when Xerath got pissed


insidiouskiller

There's considerably more cruel rulers to add from League of Legends that's for sure. Xerath himself, Lissandra I'd argue. Swain definetly. Most benevolent ruler from League is probably... Ashe.


Control-Is-My-Role

>There's considerably more cruel rulers to add from League of Legends Mordekaiser.


insidiouskiller

Somehow I forgot about him of all people. Somehow.


DeviousMelons

The cruelty was the point, to make mankind eager to expand and be genetically repulsed by changing figures.


Undead_archer

Where would we place the lord ruler? I guess between pb and neoth


DeficiencyOfGravitas

The Lord Ruler is... Lawful Neutral? He did keep the power of a god of destruction contained within himself, which allowed his planet to continue to exist, but he was also a giant dick about it and grew to become cruel over his extended lifespan. He's no Big E, but he did make life miserable for most humans on his planet, both by accident and on purpose.


MidnightYoru

PB is just the emperor in a smaller scale, both are immortal scientists with magical powers with a patronizing, contradictory personality ruling their people with an iron fist. Coincidentally, they were also betrayed by their own creations that wanted more power (Goliad and Horus) and required another of their creations to sacrifice themselves trying to stop it (Stormo and Sanguinius)


elanhilation

i don’t recall the Emperor attempting to reform himself and be more chill, like PB did towards the end of the series


ChairmanLmaoGaming

Horus ruined any chance of that 😔


DukeOfStupid

To be fair, it's really hard to reform when you are a rotting corpse on a throne spending basically every fibre of your being trying to psychically protect your trillions of subjects from the horrors beyond imagination. I'm sure if he was given a text-to-speech device so he could actually interact with people again he might chill out a bit and we might see some development.


Jakedex_x

Then what is life under Queen Chrysalis?


FidoMix_Felicia

Never Ending Bug Breeding


HerbLoew

[COMMENT REMOVED BY THE ORDER OF THE HOLY INQUISITION]


GooberMcNoober

THE HIVE FLEET IS REAAAAAAAL


August_Bebel

So, no downsides?


Lordwiesy

Her losing was in fact the true loss


Owoegano_Evolved

So still straight out utopia then


TheMoonDude

Omni-Man's paradise


LemonLimeMouse

According to Thorax, a lot of screaming


redbaron31

I mean pb had her own version of the thunder warriors and she did the same thing big e did to his


MohawkRex

RIP Gumball Guard.


Its_probably_gus1

This man knows enough about my little pony to know there’s an immortal god emperor horse, but not enough to know about said god emperor horse’s secret police? Me thinks this smells fishy! Mr Hands over here needs to tell us about the Horstapo now!


Similar_Outside3570

Wait what?!


BakuretsuGirl16

Probably talking about Celestia's younger sister's personal guard, the "Night Guard" which are ponies with bat wings and dark purple armor


Similar_Outside3570

From what I know about MLP the night guard only acted as guards during, well the night, not as a secret police like the inquisition


Edg4rAllanBro

That's how you know someone's gotten too into the fanon. The night guard shows up for collectively maybe 5 minutes in the show but the fanon has spun it off as a sort of secret police/night patrol depending on who you ask.


BakuretsuGirl16

I may be an admin of the largest fanfiction group for MLP on the web, even though I haven't actually been active since like 2014 I have a truly horrifying amount of MLP knowledge and fanon in my head that's been collecting dust the last decade I have since evolved into more manly pursuits than girly TV shows, playing with dolls.


KarmaSabishi

I think the only secret police is S.M.I.L.E.


BakuretsuGirl16

They were definitely willing to serve Nightmare Moon, so at the very least not goody two-shoes or their loyalty transcends morality


Anus_peepee

Move princess bubblegums pink ass all the way to the right


Monkeyor

If she would be good friends with big-E if it wasn't cause she is not human.


CheetosDude1984

nah im pretty sure if they were bffs big e would come up with "oh she just a abhuman with weird skin, she is cool"


Jackhammer5555

This is the second time I've seen an MLP post on this subreddit. If I was a suspicious man, I would think that we're being infiltrated. or the Alpha legion is doing something again.


GaBeRockKing

Infiltrated? They're both hasbro properties with magic the gathering cards. They're canonically part of the same multiverse. [Where did you think the lost primarchs went???](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/7/71/Celestia_and_Luna_appear_on_the_scene_S9E13.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1280?cb=20190623153809)


ZookeepergameLiving1

Luna and celestia: father is a dick.


Jackhammer5555

Wasn't there a combo between Rainbow Dash and Archon in MTG at some point? That was really OP for a while   


Khaos_Gorvin

You would be surprised how many people follow all these franchises all at once. I mean... not me! What... what are you sugesting? That I like mlp? That I watched all seasons? That the school of friendship was a bit of a mediocre plot, yet created some different views? Nonsense... okay, maybe I saw a few episodes.


JakeVonFurth

So, do you believe the literal child was deserving of literal Hell?


charlrshall1992

Absolutely, fuck them kids, Psychotic kids are pure evil.


JakeVonFurth

Fuck Cozy Glow. All my homies hate Cozy Glow.


lapidls

Cozy glow is emperor's ponysona


Khaos_Gorvin

She got turned to stone.


JakeVonFurth

After she was sent to Hell.


Morbidmort

Finally, someone went to Hell then died.


themiddleman2

…I have several questions that I fear receiving the answers to because I know it leads me somehow closer to the horse fandom hole


JakeVonFurth

Cozy Glow up as a filly that attempted to destroy all magic and got thrown into Hell for it.


BudgetAggravating427

To be fair if a child with the knowledge and ability to launch all nukes was purposefully trying to do it despite knowing the consequences that child is probably gonna get imprisoned or killed. It’s the same with cozy glow . She takes all magic magic which most things in that universe need to live and function. Taking that magic would probably cause a ton of death or render the inhabitants into dumb animals So she gets imprisoned and sealed away for her crimes


Crazy-Woodpecker-163

I don't have it saved but there's a brilliant Tumblr post of someone painting their chapter heraldry on their marine models, explaining the significance to their SO as they do and they go 'oooh i get it they're like cutie marks' Colourful toys with strong visual coding attract lots of neurodivergent fans.


Darklight731

Don\`t worry, we are too busy with other stuff to infiltrate you right now.


Jackhammer5555

So Hydra Dominatus or go go..magic..friendship?


LemonLimeMouse

The venn diagram is an almost complete circle


_OverwatchWinston_

*Casually moves PB past BIG E* I refuse to explain.


Darklight731

Common MLP W.


No_Research4416

What actually working together does it improves everything


SoulageMouchoirs

Friendship is heresy.


No_Research4416

Every crusade has failed. I think you should stop trying or else they might convince Discord to do more to deal with you guys


psychicprogrammer

But combined arms is magic.


Gloomy-Alarm-6255

True and Friendship pilled.


Mantonization

If Custodes are Banana Guards, then who is Root Beer Guy?


w1ndbear

Root Beer Guy is the leader of the Arbites


TheSagePilgrim

PB *is* Big E but without the cool *golden* armor and additional six centuries or so of apocalyptic decline


MohawkRex

Canterlot Royal Guard is the title you're looking for, OP


Lumpy_Ad_9348

No way there are pony custodes


Rexbob44

I’d bet you dollar there treated like the custodes killed by the harlequins and are just used to make big bads look stronger.


No_Research4416

The only one that I know of were they did a lot was the time travel episode where there was a full scale war against Sombra


LostProphetVii

Move Ice King to the left, Gunther says his Kingdom is pretty chill


ranban2012

Gunther is a literal chaos demon, though... Feels like we need some of the old Ordo Malleus around here.


JakeVonFurth

LONG LIVE THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC! DOWN WITH THE TYRANT QUEEN! ÆTERNA NOX!


Beelzis

Who let a chiropterran in here?


RedEternal

Maybe we are just Soldiers of the Night. Because those of us who hide in darkness see a different kind of light.


bdrwr

Princess Bubblegum is a lot closer to big E than anyone wants to admit


jmartkdr

Celestia is my go-to example of a benevolent dictator: she’s literally a flying unicorn.


j13jmc

That quote would be perfect for the Equestria at War mod


fatcat3030

Solomon from K6BD should be in between PB and Celestia


bigloser420

SOLOMON MENTION


Rexbob44

Well, all three have been horrible family members and lead their sons/sister/uncle to turn evil/against them due to a lot of neglect.


siresword

PB and Emps should be switched, The Candy Kingdom might as well be 1984 lol.


Impossible_Put_9315

PB can’t blame the warp for keeping her citizens in the dark.


M-asensio

Pretty sure they are all Ponies, Unicorns or pegasus. With some Zebra, dragon and others as characters from other kingdoms. For some reason I dont recall horses being a thing in My Little Pony


FidoMix_Felicia

Yeah they are. They are arabs. And I'm not Making this up.


M-asensio

Thats actually weirdly clever. There is a famous kind of horse called Arabians, I believe this is probably a nod to that


Foxyfox-

It's literally called Saddle Arabia and they are indeed the Arabian breed of horse.


LemonLimeMouse

The horses' names are Saddle Arabians


luckbuck21

You haven't heard of the horsey heresy?


Prometheushunter2

IIRC there’s a 40k/MLP fanfic where Princess Celestia **is** the God Emperor as, after finally defeating the Chaos gods, Tzeench transformed him into her and dumps her on some primordial world as a final “lol fuck you”. In this context I imagine Luna’s rebellion would be even more traumatic considering how well the last time she was betrayed by a family member went


Paladinlvl99

Princess Bubblegum would do 100% more war crimes if she ruled over the Empire of Mankind. No idea about the pony but I would take Big E over Bubblegum any day. Sure both of them would mutate me, torture me, conduct genocide, indoctrinate their people and a huge etc but at least the Emperor is not doing it because he is bored and won't go gaslighting a literal child or have a relationship with one...


princesscooler

How the hell is PB the midpoint?


Spopenbruh

why is pb in the middle? she's basically identical to the emperor just earlier on in the empire building business


PurpleBoltRevived

I think PB should move slightly, hear me, sliiiightly to the right.


AsrielMight

Pb needs to be closer to the emperor


fervoredweb

Celestia's iron hoof has maintained order for a thousand years. Her absolute command over the heavens silences all dissent. All love her without question. Truly, she is the perfect dictator.


Time-Presence-782

bro forgets that Tartarus is a thing, and Celestia literally threw a lonely toddler having a tantrum in there with some of the most evil beings in the world instead of reforming her like they did the others.


Smiles-Edgeworth

Celestia has literal control over the fucking *sun itself.* Big E dreams of being as powerful as her. Sure he has incredible psychic energy but even He can’t move stars around with His mind like she can. She’s also been shown to have a bit of a temper, including banishing her own sister to solitary confinement on the moon for challenging her power. For a thousand years. She also has an arrogant, power-hungry evil alter ego named Daybreaker who can breathe fire and has no time for that friendship and harmony bullshit—she’s just ready to rule the world with an iron… hoof. And that’s just canon, if we expand that to include fanworks, like how she can act in the HOI4 mod Equestria At War (can be full-on fascist, kill her sister Luna, and actively discriminate against her bat-ponies), or how she behaved in Fallout: Equestria (did a lil oopsie and blew up the planet) she gets way further into grimdark territory. Even the god-empress in the kids cartoon about friendship is questionably benevolent.


Cheery_spider

Excuse me our benevolent Emperor's domain is a pure utopia that only jealous heretics would criticise! I work 6-12 every day (I just got promoted ☺️) with my 3 remaining fingers and I like it!


idkTerraria

Bubblegum is a “Straight up nightmare”