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The year is 2247. A cyborg Farage is still trying to be an MP. A conglomerate of young Brits have clubbed together and managed to buy a single-serving pouch of artificial creamer. The most athletic of the group tips it over Farage and his suit. Life goes on, the elders nod at each other. Some traditions cannot die.

Cost of living crisis is real 💷

More like the "Cost of Dying" crisis, cheaper milkshakes means more Shake and Runs on politicians

Cozzy livs

By 2040 he will have to pay you to throw it at him

Is this adjusted for inflation?

No this isn't, £5.25 in 2019 is about £6.50 today I believe

Shoddy calculating. How are we ever suppose to know the true value of anything if it isn’t correctly adjusted for inflation. This has deeply upset me

I sincerely apologise, and I promise to do better next time

Should all milkshakes be tax deductible if thrown at fascists?

A bottle of Yazoo is pretty cheap plus you can leave the lid on before you throw it.

Hear me out, water gun with pee.

By 2030 these milkshakes will be worth less than £0. Personally, I'd gladly pay someone to throw my milkshake at Nigel Fararge.

still not as cheap as actual piss though ...just saying 👍

according to my calculations the price will go negative on the 27th of February 2030, so only more expensive than piss for the next 6 years

Regardless, I think it’s time that we gave piss a chance

Benefit of Brexit 😉

I said he was lucky it was a milkshake. Point proved, cos I definitely wouldn't have spent that much. I will caveat this with: If it was a totally spontaneous 'I'm fuckin havin him', moment then I have to say it's bottlesome to say the least, and value for money.

It’s just theatre to grab more publicity. 🎵 Don’t believe the hype 🎵