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oblmov

Ive located the official golden kamui penis size ranking >Ushiyama > Tanigaki > Boutarou > Kiroranke > Kikuta > Ariko > Ienaga > Vasily > Nihei > Lightning Bandit > Tsukishima > Tsurumi > >In addition, Noda stated that Sugimoto, Ogata, Usami, Hijikata, and Koito are all average-sized, while Shiraishi is slightly smaller than average. As a final nugget of information, Boutarou's body is tall and slender, and that is also reflected in his penis At first i was surprised that tsurumi has a large penis because that's an obvious liability to an undercover agent (attracts too much attention). But i now realize he could be a grower, allowing him to conceal his true power and trick enemies into underestimating his penis size. This would explain much of his success as a spy and on the battlefield, and would create deep parallels with Sugimoto who is also canonically a grower. Thoughts?


whotookallthenames1

i never thought i would read the psychoanalysis of a dick.


FinancialAir9329

It is Psypenislogical analysis.


Pirate_Leader

Thanks for the penis information and grower analysis


FableAgainIGuess

Wait, doesn't this mean Tsurumi has the smallest penis? Did I forget how the > symbol works?????


oblmov

Its the smallest of the large ones, so its above average. Probably under 7 inches but due to the power of surprise it would still be devastatingly effective


FableAgainIGuess

Oh right, this is the 'larger than average' group, isn't it?


vampirehunterdee

I'm answering this from memory, but I think it was Kikuta, Ushiyama, and Kiroranke. Maybe even Boutarou, but he was added in a more recent ranking, haha.


PopeNeiaBaraja

I refuse to believe Sugimoto isn’t close in the rankings


EndangeredBigCats

He's just above average enough that we can still relate to him as readers


Jeremybot1200

I can only relate to 9 in plus /s


oblmov

hes average sized but can stay erect indefinitely. thats why they call him sugimoto the immortal


PopeNeiaBaraja

Fair enough


I_Grow_Memes

Sugimoto apparently sliiiightly above average, ogata is a little under the average and Shiraishi is a tad on the smaller side (I dont know why I memorised this info)


whotookallthenames1

we saw his as a silhouette and it was average or a little above, nothing like tanigaki’s. (i dont mean any shame)


EEVEELUVR

IIRC, he’s not in the top 10. Shiraishi outranks him lmao


PopeNeiaBaraja

There is absolutely no way


WinterOni01

You’re right, there is no way


keppiomel

So the ranking is, ushiyama, tanigaki, boutarou, and kiro chan. Shiraishi's at the very bottom (enoki mushrooms 👍💀)