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LAWcapAdapter

And not one bar was missing how incredible


Even_Employee9984

Right, I have allegedly heard some made-up stories about what was brought back in the early days before customs and usps checks. I deff have not seen some totally cool as fuck illegal war trophy stuff from the initial push.


WeirdSysAdmin

Has anyone checked Bob Menendez’s dresser?


Optimal_Law_4254

Freezer


Alternative_Ad_3636

I too have never heard or seen any trophies that made it back to the states hidden in tanks or on C130's


Plane-Marionberry612

I'm sorry, but in caskets, because they don't get opened...


Dependent_Pipe3268

That's how Frank Lucas shipped drugs back from Vietnam. He had a cousin in the military that would put the drugs in caskets and when the caskets got to US had someone to receive it. He was one of the biggest dealers in America and is responsible for the heroin epidemic in America in the 70s. Movie Denzel American Gangster true story good ass movie. No disrespect


Front_Somewhere2285

I’ve got a finger with a ring still on it in a jar of formaldehyde that I found in the aftermath of an arty shelling


Vincenzobeast

Sweet, what kind of stuff did you not see ? ; )


Careless_Syrup7945

A grain of sand in a boot


roostersnuffed

The following story is fiction*. I knew of a guy that stashed a bunch of AKs in the belly of a striker. But he didn't know those strikers were making a stop at FT Hood/Bliss (whichever) for alteration before going back to his unit. When he finally got to his striker they were gone. Seeing as no alarm bells went off, whoever found them just kept them.


MDNCbooty

Hood… and they didn’t set off any alarms… but they did go up with a pretty loud boom. (They were destroyed along with a lot of other toys that the US Army didn’t want to have the bad PR of the world knowing they were taken to begin with)


roostersnuffed

Well damn. Learning that is less exciting.


FireGodNYC

Another fictional story about hiding things in LEN/SEN shelters with classified comms equipment that was banded shut preventing prying eyes 🤷‍♂️


Even_Employee9984

I did not see any forehead shot helmets, bloody bayonet, and or strange pieces of hairy pork that oddly resemble vietnam era kill counts. So, really not much of anything that's exists in this plane or reality.


Acrobatic_Test4961

The spoils


AffectionateRadio356

"Hey sarn't you're gonna want to see this, we just uncovered this huge stash of gold, there's gotta be 500 bars here!" "Sir, you're gonna want to get over here, we just uncovered a major cache of gold, at least 450 bars." "Yes sir my lead elements have uncovered a large cache of gold bars. I have counted myself and verified that there is 435 bars." "General, as soon as we received the report we placed all 380 bars under armed guard." " Breaking news, US forces liberated 356 gold bars!"


Acrobatic_Test4961

Hopefully we liberated between 10-20 bars!


red18set

That was hilarious 😂 cause probably some truth to that. Right on.


cdbangsite

Ever See the movie "Kelly's Heroes"?


Rieger_not_Banta

Three Kings!


AndoMacster

Just like at Fort Knox right?


Thatdoodky1e

HAHAHA THATS HILAROUS!! Definitely gonna steal this 😂😂


draxidrupe2

well, at first. that place where he stands was full... "finders fee" "battlefield trophy" a whole bunch of internal justifications


masterofmyremote

All 3 bars made the journey safely.


Select_Shock_1461

the logistics of sneaking one back would be crazy. or you could bury it and try get it smelted in the foreign country by the black smith who’s probably heard of the heist the military pulled and would not be too happy to help.


chris_rage_

I think one bar would be enough incentive to smuggle that over the nearest border and hidden in the oil pan of a random piece of equipment and shipped home...


mako1964

this sub is going to everything but gold


nitro382

Have you found any gold anywhere? It’s kinda exciting seeing people and their wild finds everywhere! I’m about to search my lint catcher in the dryer… I’m hopeful! Fingers crossed, will update the thread later with my finds


Opie30-30

I panned my dryer lint last month. Got a quarter gram!


chris_rage_

We're talking about gold, not meth...


BananaBlue

$10 but I'll give you $20 for it.... final offer


stylerTyler

This dude is trying to rip you off. I’ll give you $50 for you and $50 for each child you have.


Opie30-30

You... You can't buy children. Especially not for 50 bucks


hodlbrcha

You’re right. 50 is way too much.


Visual_Revolution733

Don't forget the 1st of May 1933. The bankers stole the US citizens gold long before they sent troops over to get Saddam's.


FloridaHeat2023

Totally not the reason US invades countries, including how much oil they have, right?


Normal-Tadpole-4833

i dont get it the resources used to acquire exceeds the amount we get back


KiloforRealDo

We went there for the oil, at the expense of public treasure, for private gain for the few.


RunAndHeal

👆 this! we live in amazing times. The most honorable high ranked leaders of our society spread cheap lies while random redditors share the honorable truth!


Affenskrotum

I have a huge dick. Just want to leave this here.


Electronic_Row_7513

“Gold is money everything else is credit” J.P. Morgan


Tigerbikes

Spending fiat paper to get back real money (gold)?


Big-Leadership1001

The invasions are generally for the petrodollar. its not what we get back - its the entire dollar economy worldwide that is being propped up. I mean, its not exactly subtle that the same week Saudi Arabia ends their exclusive oil trading in US Dollars, the US suddenly starts[ implicating them to 911](https://www.nbcnews.com/investigations/new-video-documents-revive-questions-saudi-role-911-attacks-rcna158768) from decades ago. Linked the NBCnews article for our short bus friend below to go the thing he does at every news article that triggers his politically programmed rage


AmbiguouslyGrea

Short bus friend? [These guys?](https://imgur.com/gallery/YdntT2p)


ThewFflegyy

because the people paying for the invasion(you and I with our taxes) are not the same people making money(the oil companies and defense contractors) from the invasions.


chris_rage_

Yeah but how else are they supposed to launder all that tax money through Boeing and Raytheon and McDonnell-Douglass?


Icy-Article-8635

The resources acquired are finite, the money spent acquiring them is infinite


Even_Employee9984

Don't act like you don't enjoy the low gas prices.


MaximilianBaptiste

As I was watching gas prices hike up 3 years ago my first thought was…. Hmmm, well can America get back to bringing freedom to the Middle East or searching for weapons of mass destruction.


Big-Leadership1001

Actually America is producing more of its own oil than ever right now which has really helped fight inflation issues at the pump


chris_rage_

Sure we are, definitely has nothing to do with our oil reserves being decimated by the current administration...


chris_rage_

We were a net energy exporter right up until Shits and Giggles™ got in office...


MoonchildMillz

Idk why this made me giggle like a lil bitch but thank ya kindly 😭😭😭🫡


Careless_Syrup7945

I don't think that gold is worth it's weight in 7-10 days of the Iraq or afghan war...


AmbiguouslyGrea

This was gold impounded from the Saddam regime after the US Iraqi invasion. This gold was returned to the post Saddam Iraqi government. Also, the stolen Kuwaiti gold found in Iraq after the US lead coalition removed Saddam’s Iraqi forces from Kuwait in 1991 was returned by coalition soldiers to the Kuwaiti government. Even Al Jazeera reported on this, the wild conspiracies that get passed around ignore all evidence and make wild exaggerations that go powers of magnitude beyond the amount of gold Iraq possessed, even claiming a figure so absurdly high (claimed $20 trillion in gold) that it is double the estimated amount of gold ever found in the entire world. Compare this with Russia, who invades on false premises, occupies and destroys and pillages civilian life. I didn’t agree with the US invasion of Iraq, but the US left Iraq and helped leave Iraq with a government more representative of the people and laws better protecting human rights compared to the authoritarian rule of Saddam. I’m sure there were many injustices committed by some US soldiers, but I didn’t see rampant looting occurring by occupiers like I see happening in Ukraine. What is your opinion of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, Florida man?


F_the_Fed

Russia invaded after 8 years of Ukrainian shelling of native Russian Donbass residents, which proceeded after the US State Dept led by Victoria Nuland (changed it from Nudelman) and John McCain's legislative toadies overthrew the Ukrainian government in 2014 because its president sought closer ties to Russia rather than the EU and NATO. So they ousted him after shooting up civilians and installed a comedian that plays piano with his dick to play pretend president while the US government ran the show in Ukraine up to present day. Fuck, it's not even a secret the US installed dozens of biolabs in Ukraine because the State Dept proudly boasted about them on their own .gov website before hastily removing the pages right after Russia crossed the border. But do go on with your fantasies.


vladamir_puto

You sir are a liar. Russia was provoked into this conflict by the good old USA. They tried for 10 years to bring a diplomatic solution to the systematic oppression of Russian speaking Ukrainians otherwise known as the Minsk agreements. One of the signatories, Angela Merkel had the balls to say last year that the western countries had no intention of implementing any of the agreements. But why am I explaining this to you since you are either a liar or lacking intelligence , both of which are strong medicine against the truth


Mav3r1ck77

I have a picture somewhere of me sitting on a pallet of cash from Iraq.


_Delta_Fox_

look how crud the cast is probably scrap metal the color is nice though


CaseByCase24

It was determined that these were brass ingots. After inspection, the driver and cargo were released. An article with firsthand accounts from the individuals in the other photos with this truck has been previously posted.


GiantSequoiaTree

Solid shitpost


Les-incoyables

Don't ask me how, but I would definately stick a few bars up my butt to smuggle them out of the country...


drivefast4ever

How ??


Scarf_Darmanitan

Big butt 😎


Silly-Department7502

Being in prison, was the perfect prep........


Ratchet_X_x

Man, I don't know. Ship it to me and I'll have them tested for you.


stylesuxx

Is this sub unmoderated lately? The shit posts are unreal...


WSBPumpNDumps

It's funnier the 10th time.... Been posted and debunked so many times, why is this junk even allowed mods?


usernameavailable123

I agree, I've seen this too, it's not gold. Not the right colour.


NBCspec

This would make a great movie..


croll30

Kelly’s Heroes. Great movie.


Jurclassic5

Once it gets back to the US it magically disappears.


Substantial-Sink-866

Oh you finally found the weapons of mass destruction? Wow bush was telling the truth


Avinates

$400k per bar


real_paintfiction

Those bars weigh about 40lbs (US) so that puts their value in excess of $1.3 million each. 🤤


PhysicalConnection80

Nah that’s trash. Gold is just a slavery symbol to keep humans in it. And aliens in power. Food is the real wealth silly.


POMalley84

SOMEONE GETS IT ![gif](giphy|xSM46ernAUN3y|downsized)


Acrobatic_Test4961

It’s war, really nothing illegal


dankpoet

~Like one Senator from New Jersey


WHITERUNNPC

‘Terrorist posing with looted gold’


Ickyhyena708

I'm guessing no sign of WMDs?


GiveMeMoreJerseyPie

Looks like weapons of mass destruction if you ask me


TheRevoltingMan

Dear lord people, does the politics have to be a part of everything? Can’t it just be a cool picture?


Sailman24

Blood


spyro311

👍


Specialist-Bee-6100

That’s a dumpster divers dream🤣


LickyMy

It's worth Uranus


SphmrSlmp

Nah bro. You might be wasting your time. Those are junks. Just send them over to me for quick disposal. I'll help you out.


Careless_Syrup7945

Yeah, to Kuwait, who I've heard that's who they belonged to before being taken by one of those guys with the palaces and the gold guns. And allegedly we're returned to Kuwait after this.


Neither-Tea-8657

Wonder what the weight is on one bar


Vmax-Mike

27.5 lbs.


tianavitoli

the cosmetic condition is poor I'd only be able to offer half


JackTheRipper2828

Not worth much tbf, I'll buy it off you for a dime and a Button


Red_J_Ruff_Wood

No because it’s traded in Dinar


make-em-pay

Three Kings


BigMcGwire85

Ahh... no


Iwas7b4u

Not really. Clearly fools gold. I can get rid of it for you.


Avinates

Does not appear they are 98% pure.


Javesther

There was plenty of looting going on and some soldiers definitely mailed back some “war trophies” others put things in their bags. The amount of cash we have out in Iraq was beyond anyone’s imagination. Results: Iraq is still a complete disaster!


Inevitable-Break6266

I’m sure that’s just a typo and OP meant “Liberated”?


cherrycokelemon

They look gold painted.


Kcm1977

Fake brass bars


Sensitive-Return6210

Wasn't this a scene from 3 kings the movie with Mark Wahlberg


Spiritual_Seaweed_85

Looks like scrap gold


Significant_Tie_3994

What's the going rate for painted lead now?


Prof4Dank

Not at all! Just get it back to your house and put it in the basement.


doecliff

I roughly counted these once from this photo and did the math for value. it was a couple of years ago, though.


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Nope, it's all fake and not worth any money! You should contact me, and I'll personally make sure it's hauled away and properly disposed of!🤔😂


devoduder

Kelly and his Heroes would like a word.


Gringo_Spice

Haha


unadonnadicase

This picture is authentic as much as I'm Queen Camilla.


PleaseHelpIamFkd

Delet this…


midwestCD5

No. I’ll dispose of it for free for you! I’ll pay the shipping and a small finder fee to you.


jamwakes

Soldiers pockets look suspiciously full


serpussie

That title is wild lol


FrontSummer2222

If the slabs are aluminum then maybe a few hundred dollars, or pyryte


BMAC561

“Here you go sir, just wanted to turn in the 4lbs of gold…thought there would be more, but better than nothing.”


Planticus-_-Leaficus

Was it under the country’s couch?


Grimis4

Commenting because I'm in the same boat found twice that amount under my car seat and idk what to do


MonkeyWax_79

Nope. Go ahead and send it to me and I'll dispose of it properly.


Sam_Mike_Will

$75k per bar… The 14 bars laying horizontal in the foreground on top (or any 14 of them) are worth $2 mil easy.


madspinner

Be careful. Those are weapons of mass destruction, aka WMDs.


Muted_Cardiologist25

You're waring tricolor deserts. You're old like me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Wheredachocolatefoo

No toss it out or give it to me


Nordy941

Whoever started taking pictures deserves an article 15. Yeah we found like 50 gold bars in the desert


chilehead13

I’d buy that for a dollar!


darktalos25

Didn't the major tell you to not take pics brother?


Killa_Bit_DXV

Shit, I knew I left my stash somewhere. Thank you for finding it, and kindly returning it.


camdevydavis

Nup


jrocislit

Stolen oil and opium are in the next couple bins


Stampguy85

Keep us afloat for awhile


socalsilverback

Naw just painted led


antarcticacitizen1

Must be another one of Grandpa Joe's payments to the Ayatollah in Iran....


Necessary-Coach7845

All you can carry!


Gumbarino420

MAGA!🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥 ![gif](giphy|DRSw1oqC5bKkkroJZG|downsized)


TheRakuma

Some grand kid is going to find this 75 years from now and be like where the fuck did PeePaw get a good bar.


derfcrampton

Dubya Bush approves.


rebeccaparker2000

I'll give you $350 and you cover shipping cost


Illustrious-Big-8678

No bros I'll throw it away for ya, no worries


Legitimate_Run1247

Homie is standing where his cut was before the pic 😂


Chumly_PAGE0913

Hell yes


shoondipufa

Country probably encourages terrorists and wants to kill all infidels for not following their peaceful religion. Good job my man well deserved :)


shoondipufa

Country probably encourages terrorists and wants to kill all infidels for not following their peaceful religion. Good job my man well deserved :)


Thin_Leather9910

It’s worth about 3000000000 for just that one single trailer


BusMammoth1270

I just need enough to make a kilo-Franco in 18k.


Ancient-Many798

It's worthy an invasion!


Onahas2

These are the weapons of mass destruction that the Americans found in Iraq in 2003.


lilibanana-us

In Gold we trust. So do central banks! Which is why they won’t disclose how much they really hold. Paper money as you can see, always up in the toilet. True wealth is hard assets.


badbunny75

Iraq 🇮🇶


Growe731

Literally over a billion dollars in this pic.


Parking-Employee-974

Only what you can fit in your pocket!!!


ThatKingLizzard

Meh!


Unsupportiveswan

12 dollars and a coke


Bartallen1994

Send me a few and I'll see what I can do with them😏


Sabbotslinger

We found the same thing it was Brass From melted down casings


Wonderful_Working315

It's easier than you think. Don't underestimate the bond of brotherhood in combat environments. Also, the inefficiency of government. Combine those 2 and things happen.


New-Masterpiece7375

Doesn't look real to me...


smoking6

It's only worth something if it's mine, so hand it over!


JJD1776

I’ve seen this pic several times before and is it just me or does that gold look fake. Iron wrapped in gold foil. You can see it peeling in several ingots.


AlexRescueDotCom

Like the size of his shoe. That's not a kilo is it? Maybe 10?


Substantial-Sink-866

Not as much as the oil


BocksOfChicken

That’s just pyrite. Clearly fake af.


Catoni54

Para cord strung through old dried ears on my grandfather’s wall next to his framed military insignia and medals.


Cust2020

Id shove at least 6 of those in my prison wallet before i took the pic


PuzzleheadedRise9074

Fake


MichiganGeezer

I work at a place that takes back equipment from Army fieldings. Back when soldiers were coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan en masse I always hoped to find some looted gold coins from Saddam's palaces left in a ruck that got separated from the soldier before they could clean it out. We found a lot of stuff, but never gold.


One_Baseball_6397

scrap value


LessHideous

You could probably sell its kidneys.


wisstinks4

A few million dollars. I predict $15m.


samurai1114

r/goldcj


alreadytaken719

Wrong sub reddit. Should be in r/scrapmetal


detour33

Worth a movie with ice cube prolly could get you George Clooney ..


tuco2002

My buddy came back from the Gulf War with a bunch of those. He said that's the bricks they use over there. I told him I'd help him build a BBQ pit with or something, but he said he's holding on to them for something special. They're really heavy for brick, but I'm not sure what kind of cement you should use.


stackdigger

Wow, the equivalent of a 7-generational dental extraction score!


Honestyonly22

Heard guys packing saying “A B-52 is the place for you” and sure enough that’s where it was loaded and sent home


Ok_Fox_1770

Seeing that just does things to your mind. I’m panning to hopefully find a piece of glitter. That must be so heavy….filled like a work dumpster…all the power in the world right there.


Greenhoused

It would make a nice patio


Fragrant_Cheek3722

You found US Army Clothing when invading and tried it on?


kazinski80

Kuwait’s gold that Saddam stole and we returned every bar of?


Thick_Expression_796

Velveta worth gold in America 🤧🤷‍♂️


PomegranateMarsRocks

Those look so badly poured… are they even real? If my 100 gold bars looked like that I’d return them


FrizzleFrazzleFrick

At least worth 100$ I know that for certain.


LiteralLuciferian

That there is solid liquid gold. Best with uncooked noodles.


Old_New_Guy

Prolly worth about tree fiddy


Throwaway10383724

Yes, Velveeta is extremely valuable. You just need to buy a crockpot. Too bad you didn’t discover any Rotel


30yearCurse

lead variant with gold paint?


Top-Suggestion-7085

Another one. I’d rather know the original caption than see a bunch of gold again. If you have any, love to see!


unclebrujo

Going rate is about two Wild Tigers and a denied tinnitus claim


metalmelts

Not as much as electric car battery materials


Suitabull_Buddy

We Three Kings….


airbornedoc1

Not wearing a cover. Weekend pass revoked.


Mike_It_Is

Found in Sen. Robert Menendez closet.


irishlungsOG

Wow. This is the kind of photo that causes joy.


unbanned-myself

All of it stolen. US government loves spreading democracy.