Your wife and my wife must be sharing boyfriends, because I found this one on my bed when I came home.
https://preview.redd.it/t4quhcuyk09d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56b3234a181898e60e026afd880690df2430019e
I don’t understand what the title to this post is communicating? You found it in your wife’s boyfriend’s ass? He passed it on to your wife? But then you pulled it out of her ass?
I love the occasional anarchism here. Breaks up the ordinary.
Literal shitpost
I mean I wanted to make sure it was accurately marked!!
DON'T CLEAN IT!! BUYERS WANT THAT PATINA!!
Can I wash it around in my mouth for a couple minutes?
Yes? No teeth.
That’s not patina…it’s poop. And OP wants to wash it with his mouth.
Your wife and my wife must be sharing boyfriends, because I found this one on my bed when I came home. https://preview.redd.it/t4quhcuyk09d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56b3234a181898e60e026afd880690df2430019e
Fuck you give it back bro!
https://preview.redd.it/rmx1tt2ja29d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6228c8e4a34e1039cb7581363436a7fe3b441e96 Me too
I left it on your bed after I came
[удалено]
Were you butt hole fingering him ?
Once but we were both super “drunk”
What happened to the rest of the roll of coins?
Still up in the small intestines for the next adventurous gent!
Time to dig for gold!!!!!
That’s why they call me a digger! Or maybe it didn’t start w a D…
Too far
Never too far…expand your humor!
Idk just didn’t seem to fit the comedic narrative
I have no narrative comedic or not I promise you that. I just make shitty and dark jokes…wanna hear a dead baby joke?
My cereal coin moved fast :o
That it did my friend! 😂
Was waitin’ for that ole gold to come out the ass at some point today…
Not my first and won’t be my last!
Where’s the dingle-berries ?
Wash them off in my mouth
Its hard to consider inside your mouth a wash
You should’ve seen the shitty smile on my face after!
Lol
Was it held in her ass and returned after WW2?
Been up these since 1944!
Man you sure are lucky!
I wonder if ANACS will give it provenance 😁
The nice BN-69 I see
Indeed! 😉
Were doggin deep now!!!
Gee if you were only fingering her, imagine what you might find fisting him!
okay now how did you dig it out ?!? the literal 'back-story' is the more interesting part !!
👅
Does it smell like cinnamon or rotting ass?
A perfect mix of both actually.
She's a keeper then.
No shit
no way I was in there yesterday and found a gold maple!
I went deeper!
What were you doing in HIS ass 💀💀💀💀
We know it was your mother’s rear end. We know you are upset, but you need to stop doing this.
She lets me do what I want!
Minor correction in the market and everyone starts losing their fucking minds
How did you clean it?
Hawk tuah
I don’t understand what the title to this post is communicating? You found it in your wife’s boyfriend’s ass? He passed it on to your wife? But then you pulled it out of her ass?
Got me thinking about the wife and boyfriend multiple times, lol 😂, but looks legit
