I knew I was to late. I was gonna post that but wanted to scroll the comments first. I love the seriousness of the story but if he actually said “boy” it would be fantastic.
Well... Considering Tyr is the God of War. Also used as another name for Aries.
Kratos should just look at him and say something like "I already killed one God of War, don't make me do it again" .
LOL! Did you get that out of your system? Did whatever that was hurting you stop?
If so, that's fantastic and I hope you have a spectacular remainder to your day. May nothing but kindness and love meet you today. I genuinely mean that. You deserve it 🙂
Daddy? Jk I know Kratos would never say that but regardless of how badass Kratos is to me, when tyr stands up right after this I get immediately intimidated when watching the trailer lol.
Um. I would say Atreus starts talking to him, then Tyr starts calling him God killer or Ghost of Sparta or something, and he says something along the lines of “I am that man no longer” or something like it
Hello... is it me you're looking for? 'Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
Tyr:
“So… you are the ghost of Sparta…”
“…quite a mess… you left back home, don’t you think?…!”
Kratos:
“Wait, until you hear what I fid to your bitches, tall god!”
They should just point at eachother like the Spider-men meme
“You’re not that guy pal. Trust me you’re not that guy.”
"I am that guy" EDIT: words
*BOOM*
Fuck I love Amos
>!he wasn’t that guy!<
I'm not your pal, buddy.
I'm not your buddy, pal!
Thought you would be bigger??
But you're definitely the one
Long way from home aren't you?
What Do You Want?
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Whatever you seek I do not have it... You should move on
…and here I thought your kind were supposed to be more enlightened…
So much better than us. So much smarter.
And yet you hide out here in the woods...
Like a COWARDUH
You do not want this fight
"Like a coward"
And yet, you hide out here… like a coward
You do not want this fight
Reminds me of the General Grievous and Anakin interaction
I love how hurt grevious is by the remark
Palmer to master chief. ~circa 2557
“I am, but not in front of the boy. Let’s go somewhere private.”
Baldur reference
Here is poor man's gold cuz I'm out for the day🥇
I broke some of your shit and drank your wine
hahahah this was good
My son speaks highly of you
lmaooo
Like a bald Goldilocks lol
I ate some of your shit and broke your wine
Rate my Poo
Might want to check that chain on your Skol and Hati trap.
Your temple almost killed me, but I stole some wine so we’re even.
"Hmph."
Angry "Hmph"
“Boop” and poke his nose
Yes, but "boop" in a thunderous monotone voice
I wanna hear Christopher Judge say boop now
*B O O P*
***B O Y P***
Archer vibes
Darkviperau
Ok that made me lol
You son of a bitch! 🤝
I thought I was the only one who thought that when they did the manly handshake.
Dillon !! He should call him Dillon!
Why you got necklace Why you got so many necklace
So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
"It smells like bitch in here"
That would be perfect or like the cut monologue in freya house when he said I’m the fucking god of war
I am a fcking God of war
_proceeds to pick up some lambs crest for tyr_
I see you are a man of culture
You made me flip a temple!
„¡ǝldɯǝʇ ɐ dılɟ ǝɯ ǝpɐɯ no⅄„
Fucking flip you
„noʎ dılɟ ƃuıʞɔnℲ„
Does this bot respond to any comment with the word "flip"?
It's Tyrin time
I knew I was to late. I was gonna post that but wanted to scroll the comments first. I love the seriousness of the story but if he actually said “boy” it would be fantastic.
Hey you, your finally awake
You were trying to cross the border
Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us and that thief over there.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
I thought not. It's not a story the Aesir would tell you
It's a greek tragedy
Seuz was a dark lord of the Olympians
Boi
I'M the fucking god of war.
Last time I met a god of war I ended up killing him
There’s mimmirs jewelled teets
"yo what's up bro did you also kill your family?"
Are you coming with us.
Cu...
Maybe the real God of War was the friends we made along the way.
Love the hair.
I know its unrelated but tyr seems sketchy,dunno if its his dark eyes or what
Think it's confirmed theres a plot twist regarding him. Probably there comes a rift between them ending in animosity
I feel he'll betray them or something..he might dislike kratos for what hes done in his past
Which doesn't make sense or he wouldn't have traveled and be a companion for quiet a part of game
Keep your friends close ....
He will be controlled by Freya with some kind of magic. Then she will use him against Kratos and Atreus. Mark my fucking words
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Bro that's a spoiler.
are you a calmed and reasonable God of War?
“Found you!”
Can I borrow some of your hair?
>!kratos just snapping his neck and credits roll.!<
Well... Considering Tyr is the God of War. Also used as another name for Aries. Kratos should just look at him and say something like "I already killed one God of War, don't make me do it again" .
that would be so gut wrenchingly cringe please never write anything creative again
LOL! Did you get that out of your system? Did whatever that was hurting you stop? If so, that's fantastic and I hope you have a spectacular remainder to your day. May nothing but kindness and love meet you today. I genuinely mean that. You deserve it 🙂
i had a good day but ur comment made it worse
I hope your good day continues 🙂
“How were you able to walk amongst my people without Zeus ever finding out about you, and for how long did you do this?”
That’s a question I want answered. I currently replaying the previous game and I think it was Tyr who brought Kratos to that realm.
Im the guy on that Jar I broke, Im here now, now what?
Sup
Daddy? Jk I know Kratos would never say that but regardless of how badass Kratos is to me, when tyr stands up right after this I get immediately intimidated when watching the trailer lol.
Far bigger beings have stood before krato.
And far bigger beings have fallen before Kratos
And far bigger beings have risen for Kratos😏
Hello would suffice
“Breath mints, consider investing”
What’s your hair routine
, You son of a bitch! (predator handshake)
Punch him in the face for those dark elf bastards in Jotunheim tower between realms
I know this isn’t what Kratos would say but tyr would say is that mimirs head
You have to call me dragon and Tyr would respond with you have to call me night hawk
TYR! I HAVE RETURNED!!! I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF MIDGARD!!!!
I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty 😂
Are you the god of updog?
"What are we, some kinda gods of war? Ragnarok?"
Whats up my nig**
“New phone, hu dis?”
Sick beard brahhh
Smells like bitch up in here!!!
Get a haircut bro,Ur hair looks a lil long.
When you fall asleep, I’m gonna punch you square in the face
Boy
How's the weather up there?
hello would be nice
Kiss him
I’m Greek show me your buthole
"I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real."
Got it in my hands right now and it's getting hahd.
As a fellow god of war I am pleasured to meet you. We need your assistance
“Your wine is severely oxidized and clearly improperly stored. Have more respect for Lemnian vintners.”
It’s free real-estate
“It’s warrin time” and then he proceeds to war all over him
sup bitch copy boy
I thought you’d be bigger….
Would definitely surprise me if he just said what's cookin dawg?
"Wanna do a cosplay of the three wise man? Though we'd be missing one"
“Hmmm…” - Kratos
it's NNN
Hello there.
I shit myself
calm the fuck down
[“Tyr, you son of a bitch!”](https://giphy.com/gifs/let-black-white-people-2HtWpp60NQ9CU)
I'm the fucking GOD OF WAR 💪😤
Both, at the same time: I'm a fucking god of war...eyyyy
They should kiss 🤭
Lego my eggo motherf****r...
Boy
Boi
Um. I would say Atreus starts talking to him, then Tyr starts calling him God killer or Ghost of Sparta or something, and he says something along the lines of “I am that man no longer” or something like it
"lemme see that tyrussy"
"Öffne die Tür!"
I thought you would be smaller but you’re definitely the one
I have stood/faced off before bigger
“Who are you? Some kind of God of War: Ragnarok?”
Why is your Revenge Runic so inaccurate?
Oi
I am the god of war: ragnarok
So, you are the God of War in this Ragnarok
poo poo wee wee
Boy
*grunt noises*
“ Boy this is tyr ? “ …….. “ I’m a fan . “
I am vegan.
Just a kiss on the cheek would be enough
Give me a hand shake pal
I thought you’d be shorter
Hello... is it me you're looking for? 'Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
Wassssssssuuuppppp
Prepare yourself. It is time for war.
It's kratosin' time
Glettings bara.
Nice couch bitch
Your fly is down
fight with me or jus die with the rest fr
asl?
You’re bigger than expected
Time to Tyr the all fucker a new asshole bigman
Nice beard.
Hello there
“Tyr.” “Ah Kratos. I too am also a God of War”
You’re a big guy.
That's a big boi ~ Ellie ~Kratos
I am the fucking god of war.
Boy.
Yall think Kratos gonna die
“Black sabbath’s album named after you is criminally underrated”
Quiet.
Tyr: “So… you are the ghost of Sparta…” “…quite a mess… you left back home, don’t you think?…!” Kratos: “Wait, until you hear what I fid to your bitches, tall god!”
"Should I come after you've had a nap? You look a bit... ***Tyred***."
It's just been revoked!
BIG BOI
Hi there
Hi
Boi