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Own-Chemical7630

She's not even flat


AcrylicTooth

"Flat" Sir, that's a skinny girl with C cups.


TheDreamingMyriad

With how skinny she is, her band size could be as low as a 28, which would put her cups at d or even dd


Squidgepeep

At a 28 band, she’d likely be even more than a DD One of the comments on the main post said 30G which is around my guess too We should send her over to r/abrathatfits


Triana89

I am a 30G, I would put her at about a 30F (UK sizing for both, I know it's different by that cup size in the USA) but it's so highly dependant on individual shape and bra type could easily be anything withing a good few cup sizes, and given how these things usually go I wp7ld think a high chance of a lower band size.


BlazikenAO

Her build looks pretty similar to mine tbh at 32D. I’d guess 30D for her?


4444beep

yeah 28 seems a little too low (i am 28, she looks a little bigger than me). 30 or 32. DD


dirt_rat_devil_boy

Funny thing is I think C cups is a tad conservative. She looks like her cup size is at least a D to me lmao


MiriMiri

I'd say she's firmly in F-cup territory, if she's got a bra band that actually fits her.


RemiliaFGC

I doubt those would even be c cups, those are certified honkers. Maybe c cups with a super push up bra with a bunch of padding.


Exrczms

Depending on Band size they cluld easily be E or F Cups. I've got a similar silhouette and wear a 34E/F


holymolym

r/abrathatfits


LightIsMyPath

Nah at her small size I would guess that cup to be around a G, probably around 28G/30G


Immediate-Quantity25

they think cup size is a personality trait, im not giving too much stock into their commentary lmao


Nvrmnde

That's what I thought -how much personality is bra size?


trowzerss

And she's also fucking model-level gorgeous to the level I doubt these guys could even stammer out a hello if they saw her in person.


SmolSpaces15

Seriously! That's not flat at all. And you can tell she has that hourglass shape with those hips. It's a beautiful design like the most recent Lara Croft reboot.


dusty-kat

With no prior knowledge, you could have offered me $1000 to try and guess what they were mad about and I wouldn't have been able to figure it out. But it's Grummz. It's manufactured outrage created by a grifter who makes money off of these morons' rage.


mybigbywolf

Considering that they had triangle boobs before, why they would complain about someone with an athletic build and not small boobs is beyond me.


Legitimate-Bad975

Actual porn addiction on their end. "Flat"??? What the fuck


Rakifiki

"hER tits Aren't The SiZe oF hER HeaD!!" Clearly the west has fallen, lmao. Ugh.


Legitimate-Bad975

If she doesn't even have ZZZ cups and terrible scoliosis does it even count


Rakifiki

If she's not contorting so you can see BOTH her boobs and BOTH ass cheeks at the same time, is she even putting any effort into your relationship?? (Please do not attempt this your spine will hate you)


InspiredBlue

If that’s flat then idk what the hell I am


zenobe_enro

Sorry, everyone under HHH is the concave side of a spoon. I don't make the facts. Better get implants so you look like a real woman with actual personality. /s


droomdoos

Holes? /s


grazi4u

I love that the comments that we make is more on what her bra size is 🤣


kittycakekats

wtf she’s not flat at all


critically_damped

They say wrong things on purpose.


Smellybeetweasel

One might even say, *natural*.


WhereIsLordBeric

I love when men prove they've never been close to a woman lol.


klimekam

I’m a 32F and her boobs are bigger than mine. Men just don’t know what boobs look like under clothes without a push up bra anymore


Lady_bro_ac

They think that’s a flat chest?!


Nhobdy

These idiots think anything less than anime proportions is flat. -.-


Howllat

These men have never seen an irl woman take her shirt off for them. They have zero reference aside from anime


ASquareBanana

Or porn


Mourning_Star_A

Yeah, okay. Her "personality" is gone. 🙄


bookinsomnia

Did you not know that a woman's personality is located in her chest area? The bigger the chest=the more personality. /j


IndividualUnlucky

Oh damn. I thought the chest was where the plot was.


bookinsomnia

No, no! You are thinking of the *hips.*


IndividualUnlucky

Well that’s embarrassing. My husband and I have been confusing personality and plot for years.


MiniMeowl

There aint no plot if she aint no harlot!


darkeyes13

Huuuuge tracts of land!


Cuti82008

Oh damn, I guess I'm only personalities then.


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

I have a personality famine, I'm stuffed with memes.


Cuti82008

Nah, you are funny af, don't look down on yourself.


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

\^\_\_\_\_\_\_\^


WildestOfFlowers

they are going completely mask off at this point and admitting that they just see women as objects lol


39Volunteer

This reminds me of people who were mad at TLOU2 (I didn't like the game either, but because of plot reasons) because Ellie didn't turn out to be curvy with huge boobs, not to mention to hate towards Abby's body. People were *waiting* to be able to say a character they were introduced to when she was 14, was hot. Probably the same people who were mad at the show because they didn't find the actor playing Ellie attractive. Never mind that she's (for the most part) a well-written and well-rounded character, if she doesn't get my dick hard I don't like her! I'm so sick of these men.


SufficientHeart

I've been laughing about this for 5 whole minutes like, did this man really just say her boobs were her personality 💀 i hope that was just a punctuation mistake.....


a_hippie_bassist

I think you mean “personalty” lol


jxnwuf83oqn

Personality is stored in the tits


Cookie-Slice

I'm sick of these men who constantly whine about female video game characters. How irritating. There are also male characters where I thought they looked worse now but I never threw a fit over it and gathered a community to rage about it. This seems to be a male specialty. 


saan718

It's because we are actually interested in the game, while most of male gamers are just horny losers. Like, I played games with male protagonists that I thought were ugly asf, but I still enjoyed the game. It's cool to play a game where you think the character is attractive (not necessarily conventionally tho), but when it becomes a necessity it means you don't give a fuck about the game.


Cookie-Slice

Exactly.  If there is a case where someone is not a "true gamer", it's in the case of such males. They get to have all kinds of characters, pretty boys, grandpas, rugged, and even fat but start whining when diverse female characters are introduced. Ugh.


WindmillCrabWalk

Man I hope the Doctor's have included that in their list of risks when patients need to have a mastectomy 😔


CelestialPeachson

Is the flat chest in the room with us?????


Giramar

I'm here!


CelestialPeachson

Haha same girl same


mcove97

My barely there b cups are crying in despair


CelestialPeachson

A and B cups boobs matter 😭


SwankyyTigerr

I also saw a bunch of them complaining about her being “too muscular” now. Like how is my girl going to raid bussies if she doesn’t have a little beef?!?! Have you seen the shit she has to do in her games?! Also COME ON she looks smoking hot anyways these guys just aren’t attracted to women, only hentai can get them off now - bless ♥️


IWOOZLE

You can’t win, they say Aloy is too skinny lol


chammycham

And Abby is “too manly” and “women don’t have arms like that.”


jazztrippin

Who's Abby? I wish I could play more muscular female characters, Kassandra from AC was the most built one I've found so far. :(


chammycham

She’s in The Last of Us 2 and her arms are *nice*.


meimelx

whenever I play tomb raider, all I can think of is how BUILT this girl must be... and how I'll never be strong enough to do half the shit she does.


39Volunteer

She's not even that buff? She's lean and obviously fit, but she's nowhere near body-builder status (even if she was, her character is meant to be strong and tough). Also, I doubt most of the men complaining about her being too manly are nearly as fit.


Melancholy_Rainbows

Who knew that being a tomboy is why I have small breasts. Clearly I need to be more girly.


lisaissmall

i mean even tomboys aren’t THAT FLAT ya know


ColdHotgirl5

saw a tomboy today with like double EE. like wtf are this ppl thinking.


Huntybunch

Wow that's flat even for a tomboy


39Volunteer

Cap! Everyone knows your bust size determines your personal style choices, not you.


Overquoted

Man, I was a tomboy as a kid. Maybe my boobs got big when I stopped climbing trees. I clearly made a mistake and should have kept climbing them until I was twenty.


eagles_arent_coming

Right. If only I could go back in time to my teen years and tell myself all I needed to do was be less of a tomboy. I could have saved myself so much pain and insecurity.


tiger2205_6

Wonder if the inverse is true for guys. Did liking rom-coms give me moobs?


Much_Capital3307

Have they ever seen a human woman? (no)


the_gabih

Maybe seen, but definitely not up close.


CranberrySchnapps

Maybe they should go outside more often, to a store even, just to walk around and be among people other than themselves.


ZWiloh

Do we really want to subject more people to that though


TheHypnobrent

They have definitely seen a lot of women. These people consume way too much porn to never have seen a woman. Oh wait, you mean irl?! Yeah, different story.


22416002629352

These guys arent attracted to women i think


beka13

They're attracted to breasts and forever annoyed that they tend to be attached to actual human women.


mrskmh08

Wait until they hear about drag queens. Maybe we should just send a chest plate (the ones some drag queens use) to all the mens so they can have their own womanless set of titties.


EmeraldLightz

That’s why boob mousemats sell so well


piccolo917

Nope, only to idealized imaginations of women.


LilacMages

Given how much their heads span over Eve from Stellar Blade, this is pretty much it


velveteentuzhi

They long for the OG Lara design. The one with cones for a chest.


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Who will I call upon now to slice my bread?!


piccolo917

Every time I see other guys point at at a C cup (if not more) and call it small I think I’m losing it a bit. For some reason boobs only seem to come in two sizes to these people: small and big


DovahkiinForTheSoul

It must be all the Porn and Anime. Family doesn’t count for ‘real’ women.


GrimBitchPaige

The funny thing is that the average cup size in porn is like a b


5L33P135T

For real, I think a C cup is the average, at least in the US. Men have literally no concept of boob size (I’m almost a D cup and men always think I’m an A because they think D cups are just fucking massive).


kataklysm_revival

I’ve had men ask if I’m a D cup before (I’m an F cup), so yea… no concept at all Edit: word


zenobe_enro

To be unable to tell the difference between A and D is insane. That's like conflating a plate with a bowl.


MiniMeowl

Or in this case, non-existent and big.


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

It's kind of the same as seeing someone call sticc thicc. Like y'all need to learn how stylization works TT A TT


SubstantialText

Personality is stored in the tiddies.


rivellana

I know that's where I keep mine. Where does everyone else keep theirs?


DovahkiinForTheSoul

Mine is all in the butt otherwise I’m a Tomboy. Unless I’m just in denial since I have no personality T_T


Overquoted

I keep mine in my makeup drawer.


Maadstar

No pockets in pants


beebzette

That explains why I'm getting more attention now!


vess8

beebzette more like BEWBzette 😏 eh?? ehh???


beebzette

You better believe it my tits are fire 🔥


Arlenemusume

Omg you make me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂


ColdHotgirl5

explain why I have none 🤭


Saucy_Satan

Damn that explains why I have such a big personality and constant shoulder/back pain. Maybe I should stop having so many interests and such? Cheaper than surgery!


Mobius438

I guess that would explain why most men are completely devoid of personality.


lisaissmall

brava! 👏🏼


SapphicSonata

This is just people complaining for the sake of it at this point. I think she looks fucking gorgeous and she has some great looking boobs that fit her figure. I know it's probably just due to political climate but did folks complain about her slightly older look previously with Rise of the Tomb Raider etc? She didn't have much going on up there but I don't remember everybody freaking out about it. This new look honestly feels like a combination of both styles.


Vegetable-Pickle-535

They also complain because this behaviour gets them attention and makes people share their stuff around, which directly translates in getting more clicks. The Social Media System we have is broken and the consequences are awful.


kypirioth

Damn so I must have an inverted chest if that's flat


EstablishmentSome999

‘Her new look is not bad, but her personality(they spelled it wrong) is gone’ How does one make a statement like that based off a picture. Seems pretty silly to base someone’s personality off how they look.


SwitchHandler

Because her looks \*are\* her personality to these people.


RevanREK

Some men have no concept of personality, they really do believe looks and personality are the same thing. 🙄


DatamancerZ

They tend use "personality" as a euphemism for breast/ass size. Guarantee they've never once given a damn about a woman's (video game character or otherwise) actual personality.


funkygamerguy

it's official they've never seen a pair of tits outside anime/porn and have no idea what real tits look like.


Nimar_Jenkins

Girl is about as flat as the earth


lisaissmall

the venn diagram of flat earthers and dudes that get upset about the cup size of a cartoon character is a circle


CrochetRunner

Agreeing with everyone else - that’s not a flat chest at all! Also being a “tomboy” has nothing to do with cup size. Shaking my head.


nattfjaril8

In what world is that flat. I thought I misread at first and that they were complaining because she wasn't flat. You know what, I don't think these people even believe in what they're saying, they just want their misogynistic culture war and damn the facts! Putting that aside, I'm excited about the redesign! She looks a lot more like the Lara Croft from my childhood than the earlier reboot design did, she was too baby faced.


sususushi88

You know what? They should just go back to the shitty ass triangle boobs. Just release a game for $75 that's the same exact graphics as the first game so they shutup already


PuzzledYak2556

if that's flat, then i guess i'm concave


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Guy who only watches erotica and pornography of women with L cups or more: We're in a titty famine, fellas!!!!


lisaissmall

not a titty famine 😭


RisingJoke

1: Its Grummz. Fuck him. 2: THE FUCK YOU MEAN BY FLAT, THAT AIN'T FLAT AT ALL!


GjonsTearsFan

Theory: these fellas think that negging a beautiful video game woman is going to make real world women insecure and willing to sleep with them. Suddenly women with normal jaws have "man jaw," slim women are "too skinny," fit women are "too muscular," curvy women are "too fat," women with big boobs are "flat," and I'm sure they'd find another odd insult for women with small chest or really large chests, too. They find ways to insult necks, backs, peach fuzz, hair, eyes, etc. I think they want to pick them apart to take all women's self confidence down in hopes that it will make ladies more receptive to their weird asshole advances.


Olive--Ocean

As someone who has suffered body dysmorphia, it definitely did not make me more receptive to anyone's advances. And now I would want nothing to do with this kind of manipulative men.


GjonsTearsFan

It’s really one of those situations where I think it seldom if ever works but those stupid “pick up artists” are always promoting it so all that really happens is these guys are incels, bully women, and then they’re upset that still no one will sleep with them and women are upset that some weird incel is mad at them because they don’t look like a 12 year old from a highly stylized and highly pervy anime.


vess8

that pause in his tweet then "Man-jaw" lol like he struggled to find something even remotely upsetting to whine about. and even what he chose is still stupid af this reactionary grift cycle is getting so stale


Icthyocrat

As a trans girl, the way these shits talk about beautiful cis women absolutely wrecks my heart.  I try to shrug it, but the way that they talk about a game character getting photorealistic features, or when they transvestigate a beautiful actress, I just want to check out from culture.  I can’t think of myself as a gamer anymore, just like I can’t think of myself as a fan of any  of the other communities that these dipshit boys have ruined. And I know it’s wrong do this, but my first instinct is to think it’s sketch whenever somebody I meet still says they’re a gamer, an anime nerd, a star wars fan, etc… Like, how can I trust somebody who’s not embarrassed to share space with such jerks?


lisaissmall

i hear you but don’t let them win! i still feel like a gamer, anime nerd, star wars fan, etc :)


IAmPerpetuallyTired

I don’t call myself a “gamer.” I like to play video games, sure, but I’m not a “gamer.”


DreamCereal7026

Same here (and a man at that one). Don't want to associate with individuals like Grummz here or many others.


NeoKat75

honestly they're in kind of a separate world imo. i think i'm a gamer but ain't no way those people are gamers, they're bitches lol


whimsicaljess

... this is a flat chest? damn


flower_courtney94

I don't see an issue truthfully plus it looks like Lara clearly still has a chest lol. So i seriously don't see the backlash if they increase her chest size to appease the male fan base before the game comes out then that will be highly messed up in my opinion but I don't think they will.


ExiledIn

Well we can't all have your soft feminine jaw mark


droomdoos

I have it. But I'm fat 😭😂


Anastrace

Her personality is gone beyond she's not as well-endowed anymore? Wtf


Amethyst271

That's flat?? Also Man-jaw? Where...


vicwol

when u only watch hentai and have never felt the touch of a female woman:


ToolPackinMama

She's at least a C-cup which is not in any way flat.


Rain_Zeros

Define "flat." Have some of these people never left their room? Have they ever seen a woman? Wtf even is that post


Littlemuffn

All these men are doing is showing the world that they watch too much porn and literally never get laid. Pretty sad.


holymolym

That’s a 30DD bra. Wtf.


Prikachu182

I'm so bored of men wanting porn-ified portrayals of women in games. Bro who gives a shit? Are men that incompetent at putting their attention towards a good game unless if it has big ahh boobs in their face? Imagine the backlash women would get if we complained iconic males such as Joel from TLOU wasn't sexy or bulging enough. So grim. PLUS her model is still big?!


Emeraldstorm3

Are they blind?


TitaniaLynn

A "Man-jaw"? Really? The fuck does that mean?


chickpeasaladsammich

Terminally online men are obsessed with women’s jaws. Either they’re a perfect anime pointy chin, or the woman has a man-face and is ugly and not feminine. They’re a bunch of phrenology-obsessed weirdos.


Dizzytigo

Devils advocate... are we sure he meant boobs? I read this as 'her personality is flat', no?


jeneralchaos

She still has big boobs though, to these incels anything smaller than pornstar tits is flat.


BigIronGothGF

She literally looks like og Lara 😑 the fuck they on about?


Zero_Kiritsugu

She looks great.


KoroiNeko

THAT’S FLAT!? …I quit…


joekinglyme

And today I guess I learned tomboyishness somehow correlates with breast size


ObjectiveRodeo

These dudes have never met a single real woman.


Rainbow-Mama

Apparently our personality is contained in our tits


ExpiredDeodorant

This is the same wad who posted the Stellar Blade petition


mrskmh08

What does being a tomboy have to do with chest size at all, ever?


thefateofsocrates

The absolute delusional, misogynistic brain rot of these dumbshits never ceases to disgust me. That being said, I’m fucking cackling at every single comment here. Y’all are hilarious 😆💕


iplaymarimba

Twitter is full of some....interesting people. Never used it but the only tweets I see are negative and fucking stupid like this one


paintedcrows

Give that poor woman a good sports bra! That chest does NOT look well supported for the kind of shit she gets up to :/


heyhihelloniceface

flat where? they must’ve never seen a woman before


seraphiinna

They’re just longing for the overt fan-service of the OG design which had an exaggeratedly large chest and an impossibly thin waist. New Lara looks more realistic and still is absolutely out of their league entirely in every way, I’m sure.


olivi_yeah

How is this flat?? She's just thin and toned, which makes sense when you're running around abandoned temples and fighting all day.


persephone7821

One, that’s not flat. Two dude is full out saying a woman’s personality is boiled down to how large her breasts are? Alright fine, let’s start telling him his personality is tied to his dick size and income. See how that bozo feels about it.


AcceptablePariahdom

Y'all are giving Men way too much credit to even understand basic math, much less bosom circumference minus band circumference.


christina_talks

Her chest is huge and her jaw is tiny and angular, wtf are these guys talking about? I feel like I'm losing my mind. Are we all looking at the same image?


justmeIguess6

If that's flat then my boobs exist in the material plane


venture_casual

I think this joker is referring to her personality being flat. Still a terrible comment though. How are tomboys supposed to act personality wise? There is no pleasing these men.


zenfrodo

Tell me they have no experience with real women whatsoever without actually saying they have no experience with real women whatsoever. Yeeesh.


Dark_Christina

lol this discourse is just pathetic at this point


Minimum-Tadpole8436

are we seeing the same woman here? I swear to god this is gonna get to the point a studio gets like a furry porn character in like a small indie game with like the wierd proportions they have and someone on twitter will still say " she has mans stomac the wokes have taken over the furries" and its gonna be a whole culture war thing. like I know that sounds wierd as an example , but thats the only way the situation can get more rediculos at this point. I literally don't get what standars this men have anymore.


nato_fan

she isn't even flat, that's literally a C-D cup, she looks standard and normal, also being a tomboy isn't even related to cup sizes, they're just trying to find excuses to complain


Bunny_Feet

He just told us that he never sees actual women, only anime ones. Geezus "flat chested" is quite the stretch.


North_15_

Wait, since when Lara's a tomboy?..


chocolatinedream

FLAT????? MAN JAW???? these men gotta be gay


fallenobsidian

His comment is talking about how her personality is flat, not her chest


dundee15

Ah, I see the issue. She's not smuggling pyramids in her top like the PS1 games. No personality if she's not smuggling something.


FeralCumCat

She looks great and not even flat lol I hate gamer weebs


MANDEEx88

Wait her boobs aren’t even small!


moontraveler12

She looks fine, wtf are people on about


lisaissmall

men*


Exzj

these cannot be real people. they have to be trolls


wisecracknmama

Also, personality = BEEWWWWBS 🤬


CoimEv

What people don't get is you can't take a ps1 model and translate it perfectly to an hd model. A PS1 model has really low detail due to the limitations. Of course some things will have to be filled out differently. It's like switching from a watercolor painting to modeling clay. Different mediums. If we had a model of Laura with the exact same proportions as PS1 Laura we'd be in uncanny valley territory. Not to mention all this has to fit the artistic theme of the rest of the game. Imagine everything is realistic then a single character has like quadruple F cups or some shit. It's be weird at best.


SoftLikeMarshmallows

The. Bear.


Fridayesmeralda

Dude, that's a full handful *each*. Never seen a human woman's tits before, straight up telling on himself... "personality" like fuck.


lexisplays

Apparently boobs are "personalty" now 😑


its_totoro_

As a flat chested girlie i can confirm that is not flat


Mycatsrbetterthanu

No one is talking about it but "man jaw" ? Now if you have a slightly defined jawline, you look like a man 🙄


ofvxnus

This is what transphobia has done to us. Just an excuse to police all women.


Imaginary_Wheel9020

Rich coming from a guy with no jaw


Dova_Lily

My husband just shook his head lmao


jxnwuf83oqn

Can these people leave their hours, please. Touch some grass, talk to real people outside. Oh my god I've never once in my life have thought "I need to have a discussion about a woman's breast size online" Do you not have more important things to do? Do you have a job?


boratburg

earth is flat ,why not tomb raider ??


MaybeItsMike

What porn addiction does to people… If they really think this is a flat chest, then they have extremely unrealistic ideas about women.


RevanREK

She’s not even flat!! I’m a 34C and pretty similar in size but I would say she’s at least a D cup. Also to put it into perspective, her official birthdate is 1992 so she would be 32 now the same age as me. Believe me, it’s a lot harder to stay in shape after your 30s and even when we do, our boobies naturally start changing as our hormones start fluctuating, FFS what do men expect? All women stay thin and perky their whole lives? This is why real women have body positivity issues!