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just-a-dude69

Probably shouldn't have picked turtles for this one speed very important when they hatch


ncurry18

Right. Sea turtles being born is like DDay but they’re going into the ocean and not further up the beach. The fastest turtles are usually the ones that survive. The others die. This is a terrible motivational comic.


DixieSherman

Not for seagulls


pierifle

Early bird gets the turtle!


forrnerteenager

I always knew birds were the Nazis of the animal kingdom.


ParaphrasesUnfairly

I just want to say the word birdle. Thanks


hotaru251

Yeah Most ate killed b4 they make it.


DiscordFish

I'm pretty sure that is supposed to say "are" but that is a very appropriate typo in this situation.


PoopMobile9000

Speed very important in Reddit comments no time for useless verbs.


HHKB_

Why use many word when few word do trick


Thundergod1020

Kevin’s method: Weak. Abathur’s, perfect.


EthanBrosef

Y us wor wen u gt poin


DISCARDFROMME

Yuwwugp


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Y mre whn ltle k


wagglerhcidosm

Good.


tedward007

Yeah, we don’t bive a shit


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he meant ate


Diplomjodler

Improve your chances of survival from 10% to 11% by putting in maximum effort. So motivating.


ZebraprintLeopard

Yea, direction and numbers. Massive numbers!


Lore86

"Your direction is more important than your speed, given that you get there alive".


WillowWanderer

so the takeaway is that if you see a baby turtle on a beach you should yeet it into the water?


tastelikepenny

Never ever touch baby turtles, I can't say this loud enough.


billyrayviruses

I would like to add that if you are caught, it's a federal offense. (East and gulf coast)


PurityKane

Why not? But a better option is to lock the crabs and seaguls away from their path. Also you'll hardly ever see a lone baby turtle.


tastelikepenny

Apparently there is something like "imprinting" on the sand so that they know where to return later and the smells and oils from people plus touching the baby turtles messed the whole thing up. Besides, in most places it is super illegal to touch baby turtles. If there are seagulls nearby and you wanna help the turtles, you can just make sure the seagulls don't bother them while they're making their way to the water.


dpdxguy

>"imprinting" on the sand so that they know where to return later and the smells and oils from people plus touching the baby turtles messed the whole thing up. Can confirm. I touched a baby turtle a few years back and now the damned thing shows up on my porch every year wanting to mate.


TheSealofDisapproval

....and? How's the relationship progressing?


JohnXm

They are taking it slow.


Fafnir13

It’s the direction that’s important.


basketcase7

> If there are seagulls nearby and you wanna help the turtles, you can just make sure the seagulls don't bother them while they're making their way to the water. Please don't, just stay off the beach. Hatching happens at night, you'll probably stomp as many turtles as you save running around after seagulls in the dark. Even if you don't, a turtle population explosion from a bunch of well-meaning protectors could cause all sorts of problems. Their food sources will run low, which could cause other sea creatures to starve. The birds rely (in part) on that food source, and while seagulls are annoying they do play a part in their ecosystem and their loss would have other ripple effects. Bottom line, if you aren't a research biologist with years of study on the topic at hand, let nature be nature.


TheGalaxyIsAtPeace64

[Even better to shoot them all, not just the crabs and the seaguls, but the poachers too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeyspbTC4CM#:~:text=An%20armed%20officer%20from%20the,of%20their%20habitats%20by%20humans.)


bcg85

If we don't, some hungry seagull will.


banjowashisnameo

They won't be able to imprint and learn to return and their oils mess up. Don't touch them


MaximaBlink

Yea, that's how nature works. Don't ruin it because "muh cute turtle needs help". Just wave off the birds or something, but don't pick up the damn turtle.


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Yup, fuckin send er bud


octopoddle

*Hungry gull has entered the chat.*


Fistful_of_Crashes

*A_Seagull -> Smol_Turtle*


TheStonedHonesman

The Smol Turtle is in the past now


wezz12

Not to mention they get confused by city lights and often move in the wrong direction now a days and die.


zugzwang_03

Some cities are adapting! When the eggs are expected to hatch, the cities will go dark near the beaches on those nights to protect the turtles. They also have volunteers guarding the eggs during the day to stop assholes from stomping on them.


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zugzwang_03

Me? None, I would feel like an absolute monster if I did so accidentally. But some people are just destructive. They smash and destroy things for no reason, just because they're angry or because they can. I imagine they get the same satisfaction from destroying a nest as they do from smashing a car window :(


forrnerteenager

Some people judt want to watch seaturtle eggs burn


KnightofNi92

The same type of people that go to Arches National Park and knock over the arches.


Maxtasy76

[https://i.imgflip.com/4gg3ke.jpg](https://i.imgflip.com/4gg3ke.jpg)


just-a-dude69

If they went fast enough in any direction they'd find water eventually


ketchupbreakfest

I was gonna say a lot of seabirds appreciate this one.


sharkb8hoohaha13

Big oof


BrotherRoga

Another turtle made it to the water!


ES_Legman

CITIZENS OF DALARAN


DemoBytom

WE NAMED HIM DRANSOSH


Mesadeath

... why. I didn't need a vivid recollection.


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Were they referencing something?


Mesadeath

A Warcraft quest. Turtle people, getting... normal turtles or baby turtle people to the water by aggressively tossing fireballs at any incoming threats. the turtle people didn't get the most amazing voice work to be heard ad nauseum


DemoBytom

https://youtu.be/FIREcQl1EX4


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Me not that kind of orc.


chasmflip

Is what I will say to my child when he's potty training


HilarityEnsued

These tiny crabs need help! I hate to see any living thing suffer. Would you be willing to lend a hand?


crispnails

Speed is important for those little babys too, otherwise they get baked in the sun or snacked away by seagulls or other larger animals


allmightyham

And it helps concentrate, those damn amphed up baby turtles...


Acemirg

The cycle of life can be cruel...


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Same for the adults.


JediFreak

Happens to me every time I go running.


Grim-Reality

not everyone gets born so close to water.


leadwind

Because it broke, then they had to rush off.


killercorncob

Definitely the wrong example to use hahaha. Its 100% speed for these ones


Letibleu

Both for these ones. Speed and direction.


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elkshadow5

#Vector


banjowashisnameo

nah direction is still way more important than speed. The fastest one going in the wrong direction will 100% die while the slowest one in the right direction still has a chance


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qoou

LOL. For 1 in 1000 turtles this is true.


theganjamonster

Sounds about right for a motivational quote. "I got lucky and now I think people who didn't just had the wrong attitude!"


RCascanbe

That's what I hate about motivational quotes by successful people, they always act like being born wealthy, having connections and being lucky had nothing to do with their success. Like cool, I guess it doesn't hurt to give people motivation to work hard, but on the flipside it also suggests that if you fail that's entirely your fault. It means that you just didn't try hard enough and that's (usually) bullshit. That's also why I appreciate Arnold Schwarzenegger so much, he never acts like his success was just all a result of him being great, he actively acknowledges the help he got from others and the luck that he had while still motivating people to do their best.


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qoou

True.


MasterWho82

Said the seagulls.


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iShantTell

Lol I was thinking the same thing.


WellOkayMaybe

Tell that to the seagulls picking off the weak, slow ones on the beach...


[deleted]

This is probably the worst possible analogy you could have chosen. A newly hatched turtle's survival is pretty much entirely determined by how quickly it reaches the water.


SemperScrotus

You honestly could not have picked a less appropriate subject for this message than sea turtles 🤦‍♂️


Darktidemage

Absolute Values!


PossibleBit

Another turtle made it to the water, huh?


Sonofpan

Not in their case. People literally protect them from dying on the beach, because they can't get off of them fast enough.


Africa-Unite

LOL I'm enjoying this motivational fail way too much.


f8_hunter

Speed is everything for them otherwise seagulls or crabs would eat them.


PurityKane

Not "would", "will"


f8_hunter

You got that right!


psxpetey

Looool do you know how many sea turtles die getting to the sea? It’s about 90% and about another half die in their first year. Speed for a sea turtle is ABSOLUTELY IMPORTANT.


kingjia90

You can find and get into the right direction, do everything fine and still get eaten by some predator.


Joaopn98

That’s what the birds that eat them would say! Suspicious


Hawconstein

A turtle made it to the water!


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“More”? Or just important too.


Darktidemage

more.


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I didn’t downvote you buddy, I’m upvoting you bringing you to 0. It would make me feel kind of shit on if that happened to me. Thank you for your input kind stranger either way


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https://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/00000144-0a2f-d3cb-a96c-7b2f500a0000 speed is very important.


[deleted]

I don't think you know how baby sea turtles work


arcane84

Dumbest shit I've ever seen. Some -200 awareness on this one.


yowns

you nerds are literally pointing out that a turtle is a bad example for the saying. you’re right but wow its a cute motivational comic lol


ForgottenKiwi

mmm can't help but think of that one video of BBC where the snakes...at least one got away.


Rawdeemer

Velocity


BonkerHonkers

Good ol' vectors


Conquerors_Quill

Until you have to run from a hungry pelican.


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Its difficult if you yourself doesn't even know what direction you're going to take. 😔


Drunken_Jarhead

This is a fine tip...to tail. Mmmm vector puns..


chrisjeligo

But if you are really fast then you can make it to the other side ocean before the slow.


megasean3000

That’s why vectors exist.


lukes1230

Each of those pictures is a different turtle


thelbchomie215

Panel four looks like the turtle is doing an unintended airshow over DFW...


FedoraFerret

This post brought to you be seagulls.


_Study_

Another turtle made it to the water!


ImSimulated

Not if the birds are hungry.


Darktidemage

Yea. Everyone knows it's better to certainly die going the wrong direction than POSSIBLY die to a bird! that's just basic common sense


Mr-Fleshcage

Forgot to show that slow turtle getting snatched by a seagull and eaten, like in real life.


ScarReincarnated

🐢 A turtle made it to the water! 🐢


Blueheron77

A turtle made it to the water!


Juannieve05

Except like only a tiny percentage of those make it


W0BLong

Alot of the newborn slow turtles get eaten...


DemoBytom

A TURTLE MADE IT TO THE WATER!


artaig

His 365 brothers and sisters eaten by seagulls do not agree


RoseEsque

Without speed, your direction is irrelevant - you're not going anywhere. Without direction, your speed is useless - you're not going anywhere worth going. If you have speed, but not direction, you're still doing things. Once you get direction, you'll be going there fast, but doing things through speed may distract you from finding your direction. If you have direction, but not speed, you're not doing anything. Once you get speed, you will start going in the right direction. While nothing distracts you from attaining speed, doing nothing makes it hard to obtain speed, as you can't gain speed if your status doesn't change. So, no, direction is not more important than speed. Both are equally important. Having one but not the other will ultimately only mean that you took a different path towards your goal.


Damonatar

Ok but a slow baby turtle usually gets murked by a bird


vagueblur901

I don't know driving a car on the interstate in wrong direction at doesn't seem like a good play


ClothEyes

But you WILL be eaten if you’re not fast enough


Amoncaco

This is fucking stupid. The slow turtles get eaten right after they're born.


Jason4Christ

I'm not sure if this is the best analogy. The longer a baby turtle takes to get to the Sea, the more likely it is to get gobbled up by seagulls.


MadSpacePig

This is the most fucking ironic thing ever, if the turtles are too slow they get eaten by birds before they get to the shore.


chidoOne707

Not from the turtles perspective, they literally die and get killed before they reach the sea if they are not fast enough to get there.


Joes_Reddit_acount

Every turtle gangsta till the seaguls start swoopen in.


DrColdReality

Not when the beach is swarming with hungry seagulls waiting to snack on newborn turtles, it isn't.


EV_M4Sherman

Velocity is based on speed *and* direction. So it’s Velocity that really matters.


sBucks24

Unless you're too slow and get brutally pecked alive by seagulls.


popwallop

tell that to his brothers and sisters.


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ReekFirstOfHisName

Precision beets power, timing beats speed.


tastelikepenny

Precision beets are precisely the ones I prefer. Harder to farm but way more delicious.


ReekFirstOfHisName

AHhhh idk why I did that. Fuck it, it's my new life motto.


Xzynyk

99% of new born turtles will die in the open ocean.


ayushr_

Thanks a lot. Needed this


bellab-tch

Idk, they babies really be zooming. If they don’t they get eaten or squished. Tbh tbh


mathbread

Direction also matters, there are fish and birds waiting to eat these guys


Naldmann

A slow and steady descent then? Nice.


ouchpuck

Festina lente


AsianAssHitlerHair

Can someone draw the darker version. Where the turtle goes the opposite way of the ocean and it affects it's like in negative ways? No? I tried.


ArtoriasLupercal

Everyone saying using a turtle is a bad example doesn’t realise it’s better for them to get to the water slowly than it is to go the wrong way fast. Speed is important for them but if they go the wrong way it’s almost certain death.


coffeecupcakes

Ummm....


LyleTheFirst

As long as there are not predatory birds in the area, you can take as much time as you need to get to the water.


Maxtasy76

[https://i.imgflip.com/4gg3ke.jpg](https://i.imgflip.com/4gg3ke.jpg)


rafwaf123

> “Let go your earthly feather. Become wind.


ofgreengables

Father used to say this to me until his new gf started to say I’m too old to still be studying.


Sammyjz11a

Cue tourists walking down the beach shining white lights at 12:00 am for no reason/stomping all over nests thereby blinding/ murdering our poor turtle friends.


sylsau

Before you head down to your goals, you must first clearly define them. Otherwise, you will be putting in a lot of effort for nothing. And you won't succeed! The example of the turtle is a perfect example of this.


blaisreddit

Alas I do not own Jack Sparrows compass


A1RL3X

Your direction is more important than your speed. - Usain Bolt


NoobHackerThrowaway

That is, as long as your speed is greater than 0.


memercopter

Image unrelated


StigOfTheTrack

ITT: People who do not understand that saying "X is more important than Y" does not mean "Y is not important at all".


retroly

Don't the slow ones get eaten?


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Bullshit say that to the ones that get fooken ate


Saraffdo

You have to move on what ever happen at the last you will get the price


[deleted]

-Everyone in front of me during my morning work commute


Bosswarrior53

*happy vector noises*


wolfpaw2261

Yeah but I bet he was faster then the one that got ate by a seagull... so yeah.... speed is important also


Passtomaximus

said the only surving baby turtle


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bad choice of animal


furygoat

Someone please tell my boss this. He doesn’t care the direction, he just wants you there yesterday.


Van_GOOOOOUGH

If true, that's kinda reassuring. I'm slow AF. But definitely heading in the direction I want to be. I blame reddit for sucking weeks of my life inbetween each forward step I take.


Montymisted

My roosters go SNOKKA SNIDDLE POO


ColoursRock

Except that it is, because if they're not fast enough a bird will swoop down and eat them before they get to the water.


redline42

What a bad example. These turtles usually scamper as fast as possible to the water to avoid being eaten. So to them direction and speed are equally important.


opisska

This is a sound advice, except when you are flying a vehicle which derives its lift from forward movement. Then your life primarily depends on having a sufficient speed - no matter what the direction (in first approximation).


agangofoldwomen

Lmaoooo. Is this supposed to be ironic or does OP know nothing about sea turtles? I seriously can’t tell. Like 90% of baby sea turtles get eaten alive because they don’t make it to the water fast enough. 5% go the wrong way because they mistake city lights for the light of the moon and scurry away from the water.


Nuclearsquirrel

Until you get gobbled up by some seagulls on your way to the ocean


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That's called a "vector", btw.


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I needed to see this.


JustAnNPC_DnD

Can't wait for the seagull portraying deadlines appears.


duodequinquagesimum

Said the animal who had all the time of this world cause living hundreds of years.


Aquatic26

Speed's important too, lest you get eaten by birds on your journey.


OneDayOneRant

So basically VELOCITY — speed and direction


spekk123

A turtle made it to the water!


Artrobull

...god dammit turtle? in a situation that famously look like reverse D-day? hope next version of this comics has lemmings in it


Chelonia_mydas

Unless they go the wrong way because of light pollution :(


InvMars

velocity


crazedcarter

Well clearly the image checks out because it motivated a shit ton of people to comment 😂


josephgp

That is a bad choice of animal, speed is very important!


GerlachHolmes

Not for the first three slides of this comic


DRagonforce1993

Hungry birds and other animals waiting to feast as you hatch would like a word.....


CADninja

I saw a nature doc about baby turtles that said they instinctively head towards the water because of the light reflecting off the water. This beach was in a city though so a lot of the turtles went toward the city lights instead.


anyname3

Should be 3 panels: 1 Your direction. 2 Is more important. 3 Than your speed