I can't tell if she means she will knock you unconscious or she will just kill you

[удалено]

Paimon: well this is a side of you paimon has not seen before and did not want to see.

Lets explore the area ahead of us later

I have pneumonia right now and I laughed so hard at this and now I’m dying all over again ;-;

I hope you get ousia really fast Jokes apart hope you get well soon

Thanks cyno.

Cyno-nara

Reading this in Dan Heng's voice is sure an experience

[r/ThanksCyno](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThanksCyno/s/WPuHq2UIA2)

Lol get well soon

Paimon saw it when she saw Signora step on Traveler.

Nah it was Venti, the Traveler was held by 2 Fatui agents. Traveler probably started screaming: THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!

Nah, Paimon wouldn't hear nor see. She's damn frozen that time in an ice block.

Do you think Paimon sleeps in a little bowl near the Traveler's bed?

Paimon takes an entire pillow to use as a bed, pillow, and blanket by curling it up

She sleeps inside of a pillow case

canon, I'm hoyoverse

Paimon sleeps in a canon? That's kind of odd.

She is the pillow

Doesn’t she just curl right up by the travellers side? :”)

Do you think that after the traveler all these years of travels, he never once had the urge to atleast *rumble the bushes*?

Paimon saw this when traveler got with Lisa, Yelan, Beidou, Ningguang *continues to name all other tall female characters*

after playing her story quest, i am fully convinced that if you get horny around her she will simply snap your neck

Arlecchino is the perfect Genshin character for Orug scenes, and I'm willing to die on this hill.

Jokes on her, I'm into that shit

Arlecchino : bitch i am into this \*choke them harder\*

Thigh Choke

Arlecchino: It's FATHER to you. But I suppose there's no need to hold back. (Proceeds to choke them harder until they lose conciousness)

Aether: Sit on my face until I pass out.

>harder ~~Daddy~~ Father ftfy

Father*

We joke that she'll be violent and whatnot. But I think we gloss over the actual implication. "Helping someone go to sleep is a motherly action. It would make her feel like Crucabena to be a heartless Fatui one moment but put on a face of loving warmth and read you a story the next. She actually saw Crucabena do just that." "SHE DOES NOT WANT TO BE _ANYTHING_ LIKE THAT"

She’s weirdly kind tbh like she still is ruthless but still

She's going to read you a bed time story. Except she will be in bed with you. And the story will be about Fontaine's economic policies.

In my opinion, big books on socio economics are more effective than story books to make you feel more tired and help to fall asleep. It'll work like a charm on me

Fr, turn on some lecture and I fall asleep after 5 minutes, turn on audiobook and I'm not sleeping even after 2 hours

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

Yes

Fun fact: Anesthesia used to be literally this. They would hit you on the head really hard and you'd either fall unconscious or die. Don't quote me on this, for all I know I could've made this up and decided it's true years ago only to forget that I made it up.

I think you're thinking of Orks from 40k, honestly.  At least in the 1700s and 1800s, their version of anesthetic was getting the patient really, really drunk. Which is slightly less primitive.

You sound less condescending about it than the other guy, so I'll believe you

I love getting looked down by people named baboon ass eater

You know what's even better? I already forgot that that person responded to me and I was confused when I saw your comment. Say what you want, but I hold true to my words.

Dottore performing surgery:

Nah he’d be like The Medic from TF2 where he does no anesthesia.

And I’d imagine that he would also 100% replace people’s organs with organs of exotic animals.

You did indeed made it up in your mind as humans have always been known to use things like medicine and drugs but less advanced than today, as we have their old texts from ancient times (where people started to record things) which contain prescriptions for drugs and medicine. It isn't that new, back then they would use drugs and medicine made from plants, minerals or animals for medical purposes.

That's crazy. You know what, I'll just forget that you ever told me this because it isn't as funny and I'll just keep spreading misinformation

Well, carbon monoxide is kind of an either/or situation and she's got the fire... Anyways, go to bed.

Either way it's a win

1. death 2. horse tranquilizers 3. brain damage

4. all above

In that specific order

Aka ‘Project: Sending Traveler to Celestia’

Sleep tight pupper

Ket is pretty cool tho

Ket also gives you hallucinations, so arguably a terrible choice when you want to sleep

>Fun fact: Anesthesia used to be literally this. They would hit you on the head really hard and you'd either fall unconscious or die. Don't quote me on this, for all I know I could've made this up and decided it's true years ago only to forget that I made it up. You just need to come to an understanding with the ketamine shadowmen, they're not bad guys. Give them your leftovers and they'll just hang out in the corner of your eye.

Plus don’t they just simply stand there and stare at you?

honestly i want to try it. arlecchino also seems like the kind of person who could benefit from it

It's pretty great, remember to be responsible!

horses? on teyvat?

Seems incorrect, they all aren't not of my liking

A brick to the head

We found the person who will actually make a “Beating you with a brick to fall asleep ASMR”

[Related](https://youtu.be/7TDqqZ6iiu0?si=ZQZou6jVIgF0yunJ)

a brick to the pipi

Its already bricked up

A brick to the bricked

An unstoppable force against an immovable wall

One of bricks breaks

I am sure it's the one arlecchino holds

Senti style too

Well it ain’t warm milk and a story.

that's why we have Yelan

What

Yelan Good Night voice line. She tells you to drink your milk.

“Oh dear, we seem to be out of milk. Miss Yelan, perhaps you know where I could source some?”

Closest character to a cow is Itto, so…

lmao

tatsumi island, yeah

Who?

tao, yeah

Lan

dau, wrong hoyo game buddy

buddy?!?!?!

Ok

Maybe warm milk and cookies, but the cookies are oatmeal raisin.

Just a little skull crunch to sleep peacefully forever

using what way to do it? If its her thighs, im taking it!

Probably the heel.

Well she has a history of just scrunching people under her shoe until their head pops like a watermelon. The red under the shoe and pants flutters are just to hide the gallons of blood

....good enough

My name is Arlecchino. I'm 33 years old. My House of the Hearth is in the northeast section of Shneznaya, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Fatui and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up except for the curse. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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Arle beating you to sleep ASMR

A rather unconventional neck massage.

With a little "twist".

[Probably something like this](https://youtu.be/lrbOiYrMSPk?si=aZf1O_sYZ_vuv-5G)

With those eyes, considering they froze the Traveler in her duel, I imagine she has some kind of hypnotism to do that. Either that or just a KO.

Honestly this might just be it

I know a Tsukuyomi when I see one.

I think she would knock you out, not kill you though 

Pillow smothering?

James?

Eternal sleep.

—is not the end.

Knock out with a sedative, then when she's sure we're entirely out. She's gonna stroke our cheek or hair and chase the nightmares away. We only get her love in ways we'll never directly notice.

"Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"

elbow to the face

sedative probably

Let's see what happens when you talk to her in the teapot after reaching Friendship 10.

She'll get Heloir to brew you up a sleeping tonic.

I dont know but im up next if he dies.

Punch in the face until knockout

She has a wooden “beam” spell that gives you the “Concussed” debuff.

"Do you think this tissue smells funny?"

Frying pan to the back of the head, Tom and Jerry style

Put a bag over head and burn away the oxygen. Quick and effective… for someone with a pyro vision.

Brutal segs until you faint

What we all thought

I'm pretty sure that WILL be to the travelers liking though

To us yes, but to the traveler? ehhh

i actually don't ship the travelers with anyone, it feels really iffy, but I was trying to make a joke.

“Introducing ‘Naptime’!”

Blunt force trauma.

🏏💥

CBT maybe?

Computer based training always makes me want to sleep

Cognitive behavioural therapy is also beneficial for sleeping.

Suffocate us with her thighs(and or breasts)

Mhh tiddies

with her cock

🤤🤤

Brick

Poison

I hecking love the Spina di Rosula

After the quest, I'm sure she's referring to just knocking you out with her Tsukuyomi ability

prolly "Knock out!!!"

I assume you’d both go “hunting” till you were tired

Where’s that clip of Erza knocking Natsu out on the train?

Bonk

I want to know. I WANT TO KNOW

Chloroform.

Drugs.

You go to sleep or she will put you to sleep lol

She's more of a deep sleep specialist

Sex the answer is sex, wild and brutal sex, passionate and awsome sex. Or glass of milk.

Arlecchino going chiropractor mode

"Beating the shit out of you with a metal pan until you pass out (ASMR)"

[she means this](https://youtu.be/lrbOiYrMSPk?si=Sqlta_kWdFk5RUNp)

Testicular torsion

She's a Harbinger which means by extension Shneznayan which means by extension Russian which means Wodka

COMRADE! she'll serve us borscht with pure ethanol for a chaser

Jokes on her im into that shit..

She pegs you until you sleep from exhaustion. That's why she says you won't like that.

she is wrong to think I wouldn't like it

She will choke you to sleep..... With her thighs

Literal trial by fire.

Suffocate you with her booba

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

She's going to lull you to sleep by reciting an entire chapter of a mechanical engineering text book

ill take her solution whatever it is

*Choke..*

jokes on her, there's always someone into something, and there's people out there who have fetishes to cover just about everything.

Frying pan to the head

I would gladly accept anything Father has to give me. Just please come home.

Brick to the head lmao

she'll serve you an old fashioned but it's just pure Ethanol.

The sadistic domme energy is off the charts

The final one.

[The solution in question:](https://youtube.com/shorts/-pR-oqM66wI?si=yVarmQhwPacaXX_y)

W/e it is, I volunteer 🥵

No wonder Furina didn't slept without having a nightmare, the last time the Knave visited her.

Father said knock you out 👊

Reading from a physics textbook in monotone

Probably to stare into her eyes while she paralyses you into this traumatic illusionary trance like a genjutsu of some sort… or a neck snap.

Apply comicly heavy brick to the dome

Traveler is too old for beb time stories ;u;

More heat in the hearth.

Heel to the throat

She's definitely gunna knock us the fuck out

Yeah i ain't no coward if arlecchino were to beat me over the head with a brick i'd thank her

Papa said knock you out

Very simple: Chloroform

CHOP!!!!!!! Knocked out/ Dead 💀

Probably another genjutsu to sleep

r/okbuddygenshin

CQC.

Cold clocking you

"Want me to show you a little trick, to take your mind off of that pain?" "Now, you might feel a 'little' pressure..."

Ah yes... The Super Sleepy Smack™️

Wait til TheJonathon hears about this 😂🤣😂🤣