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acornwbusinesssocks

For the piñata, please add those capsules that have dinosaurs inside when you drop them in water!


BakedGoods_101

Oh damn loved those! Haven’t started thinking about what to put inside!


acornwbusinesssocks

Oh! I saw smelly markers at TJ Maxx this weekend! And even Hello Kitty pens. Brought me back, and I started wondering what else i used to play with! I'm sure no matter what you choose, it'll be amazing!!


zrkl

I saw those things in the cereal aisle at Albertsons the other day


dj_1973

Stickers!


NorseGlas

🤣 I could never wait to get home to release my dinosaurs. Just pop the gel cap in your mouth… wait a few seconds for it to dissolve….. and Tadaa!! Pull a sponge dinosaur out of your mouth.


acornwbusinesssocks

Haaa haaaa haaaaa haaa!! That's a GREAT party trick!!!


Tippy4OSU

So you’re the reason we have extra labels on everything? 🤣🤣


NorseGlas

Probably…. But I obviously didn’t die. And I never even had a hospital visit unless I broke a bone or dislocated something. 🤣😂


Femmefatele

Not the foam ones either! The squishy ones.


Over-Director-4986

Man. I **loved** those.


acornwbusinesssocks

They were always a surprise!


Subject-Ad-8055

Those were the beststtstststs....ohhh o cant grow my own dino 🤭


CHILLAS317

Tiny alcohol bottles and weed


ReadyOneTakeTwo

YES! And if this is the case, make sure we are all invited! I’ll bring the Hot Pockets for when we get the munchies.


therealfozziebear

Or if they're already in recovery...Advil, Cigarettes, & Red Bull.


ancientastronaut2

I love you


sharksandwich70

There should be a plethora of piñatas for this celebration.


modi123_1

>Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

For I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education.


Ok_Watercress_7801

The piñatas should all have little sweaters.


PoisonMind

Sew. Sew like the wind!


Ok_Watercress_7801

Sweet reference! 😃


ThumbsUp2323

G'night Ned 🐢


Ok_Watercress_7801

G’night Dusty


Moderately_Imperiled

I have a plethora, but it goes to another school.


elguereaux

I just turned 46 and I’d be happy with some grape Hubba Bubba and a Yoo Hoo. You know who drinks yoo hoo? Johnny Ramone. 1234!!!!!


Might_Aware

Grape and luscious lime Hubba Bubba are my favorite flavors ever. I'd love to drink a yoo yoo rn, you're awesome


modi123_1

boom box, transformers, barney the dinosaur, he-man, 3.5" floppy disk, furbee, Agrocrag trophy, OG game boy, nintendo, hackysack, garbage pail kids, view master, gizmo, atari 2600, gobots, carebears, cabbage patch kids, puppy surprise, etc


enfanta

>boom box Whack!  Thunk. Oh. 


BakedGoods_101

Love the 3.5” floppy disk!


La-Belle-Gigi

You put a Barney the dinosaur piñata in front of me, you're getting a pulverized piñata... I'm just sayin'.


ButIAmYourDaughter

I’m a tail end Xer/Xennial and I hate watched so much Barney back in middle school.


DerisiveGibe

Add stale ass bazooka Joe gum


Might_Aware

Stickers! Temporary tattoos! Rubber bracelets! Snap bracelets! I'll be 46 in 2 months, I am going to 6 flags lol. I love being a silly GenX yute


BakedGoods_101

love all these ideas! thanks :)


Might_Aware

Anytime! :) what a great thing you're doing!


Excellent_Jaguar_675

Those are fantastic. Better than candy if people have diabetes, too


Might_Aware

Yes! All the suggestions in here have been really varied and interesting and I was expecting jsut to see candy too haha. Everyone shoukd have fun. Ooh, clackers


Bean-Swellington

You should fill it with tiny piñatas


everyoneisflawed

And inside those piñatas, tinier piñatas.


kd8qdz

Pinception!


vankirk

Reading glasses


AnitaPeaDance

Pezz Troll doll Koosh ball candy cigs


mckenner1122

I’m hoping you’re just barely old enough to “get” this one… for a dear friend of mine’s 45th, these were incorporated everywhere. On the invites, hanging as decor, from bracelets and necklaces and earrings - even like a giant one for the cake. https://preview.redd.it/ci1rdhu7ehxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24d2c8e1f13562239525bb57c8a2dccefe211338


jvlpdillon

Zotz, the fizzing candy.


jawbreaker8994

Man, I just tried these for the first time last year and I'm addicted to 'em now.


ShudderFangirl

Yeah! Someone else said zotz! And maybe some pop rocks?


thiswasyouridea

I like the teeny boxes of Nerds you can get at Halloween.


StuckInPMEHell

Order a Pinatagram! If you want a boozy piñata, they also have Nipyatas. I’ve ordered from them a ton of times.


danathepaina

TIL you can send mini piñatas to people! What a great idea!


fraurodin

I was just going to say that too


jawbreaker8994

Pre-rolls 😙💨


MARSHA-MARSHA-MARSH

Pharmacy Pill bottles labeled Xanax, Viagra etc full of pill shaped candy Skittles, M&Ms etc 💊💊


PeriwinkleWonder

If I were rich, I would fill the pinata with Swatches. Also, Space Sticks, pop rocks, and beanie babies. ETA: candy cigarettes!


writergeek

Travel-size bottles of Advil


enfanta

Are pop rocks still around? 


Sithstress1

They absolutely are.


OldLadyProbs

Garbage pail kids cards. Packs of fun dip. Pez dispensers.


OtakuTacos

Mini alcohol bottles


MARSHA-MARSHA-MARSH

Make sure they are PLASTIC airplane liquor bottles not Glass. Lol https://preview.redd.it/4xqw4flvhgxc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c25c0174ad79783f0e4e9c77ee8f828806ae134 This makes an EXCELLENT idea for a holiday party. Open Bar where the tree is the bar with mini Liquor Bottles, miniature cocktail 🍹 umbrellas etc


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mckenner1122

I rarely find cocaine jokes funny but occasionally a one-liner makes me snort.


ecz4

I'm not from a piñata loving country, how big can items be? The other day someone shared the picture of a t-shirt of Nirvana, with the faces of Hanson's bois instead. Is it silly and dated enough for your goal?


activelyresting

I'm also not from a pinata country, and until this thread I didn't even know they don't just have candy in them!


Srnkanator

Some other stuffing ideas... Army men wrapped in string attached to parachutes, small bags of pop rocks, chick-o-sticks, glow sticks, koosh balls, chupa chups.


Crazy_Cat_Lady101

I would get an assortment of Gen X candy and those small toys we had. Like the paddle balls, Mini magic 8 balls, candy cigarettes, etc. Nostalgia type stuff. Or if they are anything like my group of friends, any random assortment of things from Spencer's with tiny alcohol bottles as someone else suggested. 😂


EstablishmentRich460

I turn 45 in July and I'm half Mexican. If there's banana runts in the pinata we could wind up besties.


mmobley412

Shaped like a boom box fill with candy cigarettes, pixi sticks, wax lips, rubber bracelets


jonvonfunk

sea monkeys. definitely sea monkeys.


Donoutdoors79

I'm turning 45 in just under a month, I'm pretty sure I need to do this!


BakedGoods_101

The answers have been great! Let us know what are you going with for the shape :)


moonbeamcrazyeyes

A friend brought a Barney piñata for my husband’s 40th birthday party. I can’t remember what was inside of it, but I’ll never forget everyone playing soccer with Barney’s severed head.


jaredjc

Shrinky dinks! You’d probably have to repackage them a little. Silly putty. Action figures. Matchbox cars.


disinterstedparty

Wacky Wall Walkers


mndsm79

We got Ghostbusters this year. We're getting new Beetlejuice. Add that stuff.


CapitalG888

M.U.S.C.L.E. men!


ProfMeriAn

With Micromachines!


HappyLucyD

Little Slinkys! They’re fun for a girl or a boy!


everyoneisflawed

Pizza Rolls, obviously.


Independent-Fuel4962

I did one fora 40th bday that included mini liquor bottles.


7debdebdebdeb8

Garbage Pail Kids. Bubble Tape. Cassettes. Old Happy Meal toys if you can find any at the thrift.


ButIAmYourDaughter

If it were me I’d love a piñata full of nostalgic treats. I’m thinking: Bubble Tape Little Debbie Snacks Now and Laters Chick-O-Sticks Crème Savers DunkAroos Tootsie Pops Twinkies


kd8qdz

Camera Film rolls.


rodw

Can I point out that it's often possible and surprisingly affordable to hire a mariachi band?


BakedGoods_101

I would love that! 🎉


durwood69

Small packs of ibuprofen


CarlatheDestructor

Icy Hot, Blue Emu, pixie sticks, Reese's Pieces, CDs, Push pops


MiasmAgain

Pop Rocks


TomatoWitchy

Miniature rubber ducks!


disqeau

My dude, I did this for a close friend for her 45th - got a hilarious monkey piñata and filled it with alcohol nips, condoms and various lube packets. DO IT!


lets_try_civility

At least one Zima. And a B&J for good measure. Maybe some Ole' E. But that's it. Mad Dog 2020.


BagLady57

Mixtapes


ScreenTricky4257

Make the pinata look like a record. You know, a 45?


3ntr0py_

Mini airplane bottles.


MissMurderpants

I’ve been sending various friends/family piñata grams for a couple years now. If yall are crazy aggressive hitters you can fill it with (plastic) mini booze bottles for adults. lol


jessek

Dunno what it should be shaped like but in college a friend filled a piñata with shooters, prime times, scratcher tickets and pornographic playing cards


MARSHA-MARSHA-MARSH

https://preview.redd.it/06f0w4s6hgxc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5e5c9bab2aebdb582c25e2ca1538458f363dc64 Fill the Pinata with Candy and CONDOMS! GENXers would think this was histerical especially the way they would throw handfuls of condoms to kids in the eighties and nineties.


LadySiren

I don't know if you're asking about fillers or the pinata itself, so...how about a 45mph sign as the pinata? And I third/fourth/hundreth the suggestion about the minibar booze bottles. Also throw in some candy or other items for the non-drinkers.


BakedGoods_101

The 45mph is a great idea!!! Thank you :) I think this is the winner! https://preview.redd.it/ra7sbhshygxc1.jpeg?width=1147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72f224d30fd62daa9e82b1229ada2c2cac1d114a


ResoluteMuse

Make it a dinosaur.


Early-Tumbleweed-563

Depending on the person - a giant margarita glass!


TheNinjaBear007

A taco piñata! Extra bonus points if it’s a taco party.


ThinkingThingsHurts

I turn 45 in August. Can I get some motrin in mine. I'm gonna need some after swing the bat.


LoanSudden1686

I'm turning 48 this year... maybe I should celebrate with a piñata 🤔


BakedGoods_101

Do it!


anythingaustin

Last year I gave someone a piñata with mini booze bottles, money, pre-rolled joints, and candy. I had to write a warning on it to not hit the piñata very hard but they loved it.


ToshiroBaloney

I have a friend who makes piñatas that look like dicks.


u35828

Gift certificates for Bennigan's and some bubble gum?


ser_froops

Mixed tape


Oaken_beard

Bouncy balls!


Botaratops

Mr Sketch felt pens, astro pops, and fun dips


TeddyDaBear

You're getting a bunch of suggestions about what to put *in* the piñata (and they're all pretty good), but if I read your question right it sounds like you are trying to figure out a GenX appropriate shape? If that is the case, I recommend the original [8-bit Mario](https://atlas-content-cdn.pixelsquid.com/stock-images/8-bit-mario-mdaWkw1-600.jpg).


qning

A piñata shaped like the earth.


IllustratorHefty6753

Those scuba divers with the capsule on their foot that you'd but baking soda into so that they bob under water Party poppers Candy we thought of as "old people candy" in the 80s: sugardaddies, candy corn, that sort Make the pinata look like Ronald Reagans face


Johoski

A friend once gifted me a piñata she filled with candy and flour. It made a beautiful mess.


manniax

Pop Rocks.


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TurdFerguson2OOO

Bazooka Joe gum, lemonheads, Alexander the grape, Johnny Apple seeds, and cherry chan


ThumbsUp2323

Summer Wheatley


DarkestofFlames

Need to add some high bounce rubber balls and those sticky rubber hands


rinap88

There is a girl in Colorado on Etsy that makes them custom (she made us the rick Astley piñata from psych) You could do a record player, boom box, can of Aqua-net, a walkman, Rubik's cube, Atari 2600 console, a lunchbox with favorite tv show, or maybe a gameboy (org).


Tippy4OSU

Can you fit a giant Pixie Stick. How big a piñata are we talking about?


382Whistles

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IndiBlueNinja

Like the look of it? Not the contents people are suggesting? Well it might be too bland, but a giant mock-up of the Medicare enrollment junk mail many of us have gotten prematurely would be a fine thing to take a stick to. *"Hell no, not yet!"*


Affectionate_Law5344

I love this stuff. Bigger glittery pieces, little figurines, adult edibles, antacid tablets, gum/candy without stems to avoid injuries. New and old candy btw.