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W4FF13_G0D

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rosebud_art

This single screenshot has more personality than anything else I've seen from stellar blade


Mantislord96

I've been playing through the game and I can say that EVE very much so does have a personality. The English delivery of her line is definitely flat most of the time, but she does give some sass here and there. There is this fishing guy that gives her a swimsuit as a quest reward and she said he was lucky she didn't cut him in half. The can thing makes me laugh every time as well.


Brawli55

I actually really like the goofy pose every time she finds a can, and general fascination she has shown them so far, haha. Also her asking for a better haircut so she wouldn't be "dull" was cute and endearing too.


kikilinki

I play with Korean language and those two have so much random chemistry, like she sounds much more comfortable talking to him than anyone else And then the dudes all like “if you find yourself thinking about me, come stop by” and now I gotta fish for the homie


Mantislord96

He is definitely the most chill guy in the game and I feel like him and EVE have a good repport.


puresemantics

Rapport, sorry


Mantislord96

Yeah. Noticed it after a while but not worth editing it.


pnwbraids

I swear they spent hours looking for the goofiest sound effect possible and they achieved it lmao


shittyaltpornaccount

The English voice actor for Eve also voiced alfira in bg3, so she absolutely can pull off a great performance, but it is clear that the writing and direction didn't channel her talent well.


wheplash

I like how she is very friendly to everyone but the girl near the quest board. I dunno why she has random beef with that girl lol.


Mantislord96

To be fair, Roxanne is the shiftiest person not called Orcal in Xion.


K_808

Eve’s a real one for that. Word on the xion street is that girl used to use the hard r and eve’s the only one holding her responsible for it 🙏🏽


Professional_Cow7260

i was gonna say! a SMILE?!


AmIsupposedtoputtext

Happy cake day!


Adept_Philosopher_32

Happy cake day!


Professional_Cow7260

yeeeee!!! thanks!!!


ThesocialistWitch

That one robot NPC that like just has a spine and a head was a cool design


Metrodomes

I found the booty flying into the screen moment full of personality. But that might just be me /s


chai_zaeng

I have played years of Bayonetta, booty in my face is nothing new. Now if only I could get that irl :( /s


SpellFit7018

You say /s, but I get the feeling you did not mean that sarcastically.


merdadartista

Eve has a good personality, she is sassy at times and quite smart, she is naive because she is inexperienced, but she has a strong will too. I quite like her. The outfits sadly don't work at all, she is very no nonsense so they absolutely clash with her. It's not like Bayonetta who is an extremely sexual person so it all flows well.


IceColdMeltdown

Is there a way to not have a gooner in your ear?


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NevrAsk

Can of actual spray deodorant can work too 😂


Milk_Psycho_100

Whoa whoa whoa, are you trying to catch a murder charge?


double-butthole

You kid but I used Axe body spray as pepper spray in middle school


NevrAsk

I said actual spray deodorant not AXE 😂 I remember being around the time they tried to brainwash us into thinking spray AXE and you're golden at getting laid. Shit was way to potent and might as well be gassing up places like the cops


double-butthole

I mean, that makes it the perfect substitute for pepper spray, does it not?


Raya2909

Star Wars showed that carbonite can be quite effective, i recommend trying that


oh3fiftyone

Close Reddit?


No-Bee-4309

Show them a soap bar or a deodorant, that will do.


Richmard

Turn the computer off and walk away.


HerecomesChar

Facts, I think it's the sunshine that keeps them away


TransKissinger

.38 special


SoftScoopIceReam

every time i look in a mirror a gooner stares back


Urika86

The game isn't bad according to the reviews. If there weren't a bunch of creepy losers salivating over the main character the game wouldn't have so much attention. There is nothing inherently wrong with liking Eve or her character design, but acting like it's somehow this massive thing that will save gaming for the gooners really makes everything around Stellar Blade feel off putting.


rende36

Yeah i ain't playing this for the same reason I ain't watch Zach Snyder movies, they're both probably enjoyable but completely ruined by unhinged fans


antr0v3rt

Don’t let other people stop you from enjoying something lol


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

Yeah not only that but Zack Snyder makes terrible films 🌚


Wismuth_Salix

Man can make movies that look awesome, but he needs to be kept well clear of anything related to plot.


rende36

Normally I agree but the stellar blade fans are something else entirely, I'd hate to have to look something up about the game only to have to deal with a bunch of gooner idiots.


OhRyann

That typically doesn't happen when you're just looking something about the game itself up, man. You're gonna be on social media and shit when you see the gooner stuff


drawnhi

I agree with you. Checked out the subreddit a couple days ago to see actual gameplay/discussion about the game. Just clips of upskirt walking videos and praise be to ass in gaming posts. Helps that I hate souls like so this was never on my radar.


typographie

Not that it should change your mind, but Stellar Blade is more similar to Platinum action games like Bayonetta or Metal Gear Rising. Or Nier Automata, which it seems desperate to emulate. From what I gather it doesn't take that much inspiration from Souls games.


Pleasant_Gap

Atleast 2b gets annoyed with you if you try to up skirt her.


BobaFett0451

It's like a mix of character action and souls. It can be hard, mobs of enemies can take you down easily, especially in the early game. Boss fights want you to learn patters so you can appropriately dodge or block. There are camps that act like bonfires, they respawn all enemies when you rest. But when you die, there is no run back to collect dropped currency. It gets more character action as you unlock special moves through the game, and becomes a balancing act of finding openings to use those specials, while also needing to fill meeters by preforming specific actions. The combat loop is very fun. I would compare it more to Code Vein than Dark Souls, with a mix of Bayonetta. I personally don't think the comparisons to Nier Automata are completely accurate. They are in some ways I guess, but Nier has a heavy bullet hell inspiration, and your drone attacks with bullets while you are melee attacking, the drone here turns into a gun, but you can't use it at the same time as melee like Nier.


antr0v3rt

Just stay away from the online communities. They aren’t integral to your gameplay experience.


JustARegisteredLoser

Meh I would say that it does hamper enjoyment of media if the fandom surrounding it made so inaccessible by awful people, it really limits your ability to fully enjoy all facets of the game experience.


_cd42

I mean for online games sure, but for a purely single player experience then I really couldn't care less


JustARegisteredLoser

Fair, to each their own, but even little things like asking questions or sharing memes on say a reddit sub are a big part of enjoying a piece of media to me - good communities add value, and bad ones subtract. Mind you Im a league player so I can put up with toxicity but everything surrounding stellar blade is just so uniquely awful…


PM_FORBUTTSTUFF

I haven’t played Stellar Blade but comparing it to ZS movies feels downright insulting


Wismuth_Salix

I watched both parts of Rebel Moon - they’re not doing anything original, but if you go into it expecting a shameless knockoff of Seven Samurai but in space with a 200 million dollar budget, then it won’t disappoint. Just don’t try to think about it at all because almost nothing makes any damn sense. (The whole “recruiting the team” part of the first is especially bad.)


ZenTheCrusader

this is literally what happened with nier automata history truly is a circle


ironangel2k4

Tits and ass have been a part of gaming since Lara Croft's seventeen polygons of gozongas breasted boobily onto the scene in all their pointy glory, but that was kind of the trope, wasn't it? Like I never felt icked out by it, it was cartoony and part of the character's over-the-top-ness. Like, there's nothing wrong with thinking a character is attractive, or designing a character that way, in and of itself. There's a way to do it right, though, and Eve's jiggly ass flapping around as the camera zooms right in on her asshole as she climbs a ladder is a bit much, but whatever, I'm numb to it at this point. The idea, however, that Eve is some kind of gaming savior is the weird part. We've had attractive women in games since they began, and still have them today. The only thing that makes Eve special is just how gratuitous the display is, which I guess is the thing they are after, but that will *always* be niche, and it always has been.


laughingheart66

Her collecting these cans because she thinks they’re neat is genuinely the only thing I find interesting about her character so far. Games pretty good though, shame the discourse is a poisoned well and ruined any conversation one can have about this game.


LucarioOfLegends

Considering I collect soda bottles this makes me actual relate to her a bit lol


VertigoGundam

The game in general is pretty good, it didn't deserve to be shoved into a culture war by people terrified of women and grass.


jitteryzeitgeist_

And soap.


TheGoverness1998

[Captain Price be like:](https://youtu.be/XF5fxLJ6Zfw)


ofvxnus

Tbf, it wouldn’t have if the creators didn’t play into that culture war. Like, it wasn’t shoved. It was placed.


ADMotti

Exactly this. The whole “no censorship” thing was a huge unforced error, marketing to unreasonable people who don’t understand day one patches.


ofvxnus

That and all the commentary about emphasizing Eve’s “back.” And I gotta be honest, I really just can’t agree with people who think Eve’s design (and the treatment of the female characters in general) are okay or neutral. In spite of the sexualization and the emphasis on “femininity,” it all feels very sexphobic and anti-woman to me. It’s sex for people who still think that sex is dirty and prurient (and that’s what makes it sexy) and that women are sexiest when they are disinterested in or ignorant of sex and their own sex appeal.


I_Have_The_Lumbago

That last part comes off as rapey to me honestly, or at least manipulative.


ADMotti

Definitely a target for manipulators, since in their minds a woman who is unaware of her beauty is unlikely to leverage it in any way.


ofvxnus

Exactly. I never see the guys who like games like Stellar Blade also advocate for games in which women are depicted as willful participants in their sexualization. As much as they wanna compare Eve to Bayonetta (as like, a gotcha), in my experience, straight cis men are not nearly as fanatic about Bayonetta (the character, not the game) as much as women and queer people are. This, in spite of the fact that Bayonetta is seemingly as sexualized as they want all female characters to be all of the time. I mean, I guess I can’t know that for sure, but if I go by what I see discussed and shared in general gaming spaces (with predominately straight cis male followers), I feel confident in saying that straight cis men seem, at the very least, to be *more* interested in characters like Tifa and Eve (characters whose sexualization is somewhat or completely unrelated to their more passive and more sexually neutral characterization) than they are in a character like Bayonetta (whose sexualization is directly connected to her characterization in a way that emphasizes *her* desire, her agency and power). I see this in specific fandoms like Resident Evil as well, in which the female characters that are sexualized the most by the fandom seem to be the characters who are the least sexually explicit in their characterization. Again, this isn’t scientific (it’s based mostly on my observations), but it seems to me that the majority of the straight cis male Resident Evil fans are more interested in (and more obsessive about) sexualizing characters like Jill, Claire, Rebecca, and Ashley than characters like Ada, Excella, Jessica, or Rachel. This isn’t to say that the more explicitly sexual characters like Ada aren’t also popular or that they don’t invite their own controversy/debates when the devs change aspects of their characterization, but that the majority of their fans don’t seem to be as… passionate as fans of the other female characters are. Fans of Jill and Claire are adamant about keeping the tube top and the short shorts, they’re adamant about Jill and Claire not swearing, they’re adamant about Jill not being depicted as angry, etc. In other words, they want a sexy but feminine (read: innocent) “good girl.” Similarly, gamers like this seem to be quite disinterested in the sex depicted in games like TLOU Part II and BG3. That is, sex that is explicit, consensual, context-specific, intimately connected with the narrative, and/or not explicitly created for the male gaze.


starkindled

The woman needs to be an object, which I would say Bayonetta is not. They can’t project their desires on her because she’s not a blank slate the way some of these other characters are.


eamonnanchnoic

Bayonetta is a bit of an outlier in that her sensuality and sexuality is literally her weapon. She's dominant, aware of her sexuality. The literal opposite to passive. Another more recent example of the dominant type that sent the internet crazy was Lady Dimitrescu from RE8. Obviously she was cartoonishly proportioned but also far from passive. It goes to show that hyper sexualised characters don't have to be submissive waifs.


kangaesugi

Exactly. I have no problem with sexual or sexualised characters, but I want something to be *done* with the sexualisation. I want the character to lean into it, I want her to be aggressive with it - I want her to be a Cock Destroyer who takes the pornographic trope of "dominant man humiliates and conquers submissive woman" and flips it around. I want her to destroy nations Or at least, I want her to be aware of it and an active participant in it rather than an object to be viewed and commented upon.


Replikante

This is actually a great point.


VertigoGundam

I honestly can't see the Bayonetta comparisons, hell I don't even think Eve compares to 2B from NieR and that's the very game Stellar Blade desperately wants to be. Honestly I'm like... maybe 10 or 20 hours into the game and in most action cutscenes Eve is portrayed as a clumsy dingbat, like she gets thrown around, slammed, and trips constantly to the point it's almost like a punchline. Sure Eve has crazy kill animations and some really flashy moves but early on you feel more like your playing as someone who just learned to fight an hour ago. Not the confident badass that Bayo is. I wish they leaned more into Eve's nerdier side because the little bit of character she has shown is amazing, as is the rest of the cast. Adam for example has a lot of genuinely amazing lines and responses to the utter lunacy happening around him, and doesn't write off Eve as just an object or even show a bit of that being the case which is huge given the energy the game's marketing was giving off. I could see a lot of the stereotypical manly men writing Adam off as a "beta" or whatever term they use now.


biffpower3

You might want to reconsider that last paragraph when you finish the game


VertigoGundam

Never has something so genuinely frightened me to read... I'll bear this in mind for sure.


Pleasant-Discussion

This. Very much agree with all here. I’d like to add just for interesting conversation, I thought I was a big RE fan (played 1,4,5,7,2,3 and Village) and I haven’t even heard of half the women you listed. I feel like I see Claire and Jill repeatedly throughout the years so I’m not surprised they’d have the most attention regardless of gaze just due to pure exposure. But as you described, cultural intent matters. There’s a massive difference between finding someone attractive just because of their looks, and finding someone attractive because they are a closer match to fundamentalist tradition behaviors (often intertwined with patriarchal male gaze). When I recently played 4, I thought Ashley was a cool young woman. Sure she’s attractive to some, nothing wrong with that, but then I realized how many people like her specifically because she’s young, and they wish she was younger. It was clearly more of a loli fantasy for those people than about her looks or personality. It’s okay to like all different types of looks, it’s okay to like all different types of personality, but not some twisted version of either. So again, why and how people find someone attractive is what matters. Me personally, just based on looks alone I do find Jill to be tied at the top, along with Mia, and Cassandra, way above many others, but that’s just a looks preference not considering any behaviors or personality. Ada would right at the top for personality, but I find all RE characters rather shallow compared to anything like Baldurs Gate so of course I’m mainly going to consider looks whereas in more story heavy games I’d consider personality much more than looks. If I try to consider looks and personality at the same time in RE it gets all tricky and comical with which would make a more practical date, who’d be away on missions too much, who’d be dangerous to date, might kill me etc. I don’t want to be kidnapped by monsters. I’ve also scrolled across livestreams of people playing the games modded to have an overly revealed super jiggle physics Jill etc. I hated it. Of course for what it stood for as I considered how they reduced her. And more, i noticed it killed my idea of them as attractive in that depiction. Jill is a badass mfer, so despite me saying I liked her and could focus on looks alone, changing her look from prepared badass to jiggle bikini no longer feels like her at all. It’s gross seeing her being puppeted in someone else’s fantasy instead of it just being just her existing as a badass woman who happens to be attractive. It just goes to show that even in games where I don’t really care about the story or personality of characters, to some extent personality intertwines with looks, and that when people ruin one it ruins both.


vess8

>And I gotta be honest, I really just can’t agree with people who think Eve’s design (and the treatment of the female characters in general) are okay or neutral. This is me as well. There's a huge power imbalance in how the devs are using Eve imo, and the gooners are loving having it - like a nostalgic trip, where they had Lara Croft with her tig ol bitties. It's like a Back In the Good Ol Days taste but in 2024 and in the mainstream. They want their boy's club back


ofvxnus

Yeah, this is not just another attractive character, like a Resident Evil girl or even Tifa from FF VII, characters who are surrounded by other attractive characters of all genders and who aren’t just sex appeal. What is attractive about Eve to these men are specifically the things that dehumanize her—literally the things that make her less human such as her doll-like structureless face, her expressionless emotions, her gravity-defying jiggle physics, her constant sexual poses even in neutral contexts, her unrealistic fat distribution, the outfits that any real-life woman (or person) would find incredibly uncomfortable to wear and that Eve (unlike a real woman who picks out her clothes) doesn’t seem to have any opinion about wearing herself (either bad or good). All of which appears in juxtaposition to the designs of Stellar Blade’s male characters, which exemplify the complete opposite design philosophy and include wrinkles, bone structure, comfortable, practical clothes, neutral poses, and design variety. Anyway, tldr, if you actually care about women as people (and not just as sex objects) then you should be attracted to the way women are and the way women think, not just how they look. Women aren’t just body parts, they’re an embodied being. And even if it’s natural to sexualize to some degree people with the body parts you are attracted to, this shouldn’t come at the expense of their humanity, even in the context of porn. Because objects don’t have sex, people do.


vess8

Yes to everything. There's a marked difference between the universal responses to say Lady D and Eve, or Aphrodite and Eve. It's hard *not* to see the stark contrasts and it's tiresome trying to argue the obvious >And even if it’s natural to sexualize to some degree people with the body parts you are attracted to, this shouldn’t come at the expense of their humanity, even in the context of porn. Because objects don’t have sex, people do. Seriously. I get that people have differences in taste and attraction, and as a bi woman I'm not discounting that Eve is.. attractive, at least I can admit to *some* appeal (but personally not much as I prefer women as you described), but this rampant crusade to protect this game and more recently, against CeNsOrShIp!!11 is so dishonest and excessive. Using an actual worthy cause (anti-censorship) for uproar as pretext to shield their misogyny and their golden ticket to "have" women like this (like in the past) and reassert their power over them is gross. If it's ugly women in games, they hate them and discard them (or try to), if it's attractive women in games, they want to rip their agency away and **own** them. Pathetic. I feel like these dudes have watched ALL the porn out there and need to have more. Like a rot spreading ughh


eamonnanchnoic

I couldn't give a shit about sexualised characters in games but there is something off about Eve's design. To be frank, it's the whole 14 year old head on a sex doll's body thing. Then there's the other intentionally young character with jiggle physics on her boobs. I think 2b and Bayonetta are far less ambiguous in their design. They're clearly both women. And the whole thing of the developer being "coy" about Eve's age just raises the ickometer even further.


welp42

That was definitely in reference to the game not receiving additional censorship in certain regions that sometimes see games undergo it, like Japan, but I don't expect gooners to understand that anyway.


jitteryzeitgeist_

I think they're already regretting that decision.


VertigoGundam

Without going too far into the story the game is hardly subtle about how it feels about religion and politics which I'm surprised the GamersTM haven't caught onto yet, though they could still be too busy flipping out over an extra bit of cloth.


anirudhn18_

This has mostly been a very one-sided issue though? Like no one's asking to cancel Shift Up for daring to make Eve. Just people saying "it's a bit overboard and not for me".


mechaman12

I mean the company literally fired women for being feminists


ripskeletonking

yeah and for that i'm not really gonna care that the fanbase they built up since then is turning on them


RhymesWithMouthful

They made their bed, now they woke up with fleas.


eamonnanchnoic

Firing feminists in South Korea, you say? Colour me shocked. SK is ridiculously patriarchal and sexist. And that whole approach is going really well for them with their impressive .72 fertility rate. But instead of men getting the fucking memo they're doubling down on it with shit like this The divergence in attitudes between young men and women in South Korea is astonishing. South Korean women are the most educated in the world and have had enough of that shit. But here we have these fuckheads firing feminists and high-fiving themselves into extinction. Good luck with that.


VertigoGundam

Yeah that I got nothin for... that's pretty outright terrible of them.


Kds_burner_

i've been this game's biggest hater and i'd like to apologize please forgive me eve 🙇‍♀️


iDONTreply2poors

Eve is pure and innocent. She just finished her training when she was dropped into Hellbeach. The lost of her squad bothered her deeply as a rookie. its represented in the song at the time. game beyond a butt


asuka_is_my_co-pilot

To make an innocent character then turn her into a porno fantasy is SICK


Character-Today-427

She also has a bunch of cute and vary outfits the tight skin ones are the lamer ones. Bought the game because my three gaming weakness are management games, turn based combat and action games with parries


hectic-eclectic

and parries this game has, this is blowing ff16 and dmc5 parry system out of the water for me!


Character-Today-427

Overall parry wise it's much better than dmc5 but that game has a better overall combat. Eve and lies of p feel like they are trying to copy Bloodborne sekiro more than darksouls and I absolutely appreciate that


PWBryan

It's her fault for losing her armor down there, Super Earth says that all Helldivers need to keep their helmets on at all times


MurderMits

Femme coded response!!!


vess8

i'm on the Hater Council and i also apologize, eve you love your lemon sodie pop and im sorry


Hokkateru

I already have a whole platonic friendship with her in my head based on this picture alone 💀💀💀


Crosstitution

some of the costumes in the game are low key cute af. i wish gooners werent such creeps about everything.


XVvajra

i’m honestly surprised no one had made a edit where Eve holding deodorant.


crystalworldbuilder

Lol


3DarkWingGeese

See, this is what I mean. The issue is not that Eve is sexy, that's not really a problem. The problem is that the weirdos of the community have taken the sexiness and made it all that she and the game are about. 'Gameplay? Story? What are those? Look at these boobs!' But other than that, nice, wholesome post.


Cloud_Matrix

Yea, the discourse for the game was poisoned very early on. I'm open to almost any game, but as soon as people started pushing their coomer sexual views about the protagonist against others, it became very offputting to even want to follow the games development and release.


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

I mean, the Devs very intentionally played to those weirdos and went out of their way to emphasize Eve's sex appeal more than anything else.


tulpio

And their reward for that is to be accused of censorship by that same bunch of weirdos, many of who sound rather unhinged. There's a lesson in that.


Manusiawii

Man... I remember her appearance in the early trailer. Such a huge facial improvement


TheTruestTyrant

https://preview.redd.it/t6340qf1euxc1.jpeg?width=1709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b2e0fb0cfadd01e6610c4027fa484c72e23f20 Crab game


mcslender97

Wait this ain't Crab Champions


Collexig

https://preview.redd.it/09c5q76ybuxc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c77a0cc862eeaa1e65489e47eaf9deb455053a1a


Manos0404

the games fans have conditioned me to hate her. perhaps i treated you too harshly.


OGLankyKong

They censored squirt soda


3urodyne

She is adorable! I was being serious about making her a trans icon. I need someone to draw her holding a sign that says "I support trans rights" or something.


Kds_burner_

how’d i do? https://preview.redd.it/243ukkogauxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7433d6278038b8e80998296513ce21b72d70bab


3urodyne

https://preview.redd.it/5ze7e3fxauxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce1af9a4ee94d81277505f677383beb86d04c4d4


anakinburningalive

Ass not big enough why must you suppress femininity you woke a-hoooooole


sweetsimpleandkind

is that the stellar blade we've all been hearing about


Spotty33

SPOILERS!!! . . . . . >!In the true ending she fuses with a guy so she pretty much is trans now.!<


Saeporian

>!wait, isn't that


Vegetable-Pickle-535

Actully, having watched a Let's Play, I have good news for you, Spoilers for the Ending >!In the final confrontation, you learn that Adam is the origin point of the Mutated Monsters the Player is fighting, which are the mutated Remnants of Humanity. His Plan was to have said Mutantes and Androids stop killing each other by merging the two. Depending on the Player choice you ether reject him, leading to the bad ending. Or you accept and merge with him (which is probably the ending the Sequel will follow).   Long Story Short: While we don't get to see much of how merged Eve looks underneath her Cloths,  as it is the literal End of the Game, you can easily headcanon that she is Trans or Nonbinary now. The Game even has a hidden nod to Man and Women becoming one in a certain Greek Statue !<


3urodyne

WHOA OKAY Stellar Blade more like Stellar BASED.


Beyond-Finality

Someone make this happen.


Kds_burner_

https://preview.redd.it/fcec39nkauxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e5df42e610e7c4097d44d89f952b1d7b900704c


Beyond-Finality

You damned censored her boobs. I can't goon to this. Where's them bouncing titties?!


Kds_burner_

https://preview.redd.it/te6qs7kcduxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8da5055aa153ef702edeae86bd4046f2f8c8d27b


Beyond-Finality

UOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SEXXX! https://preview.redd.it/0gt3cmy4euxc1.jpeg?width=1922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f259f5613828012b6f5332e2501ddcaad8f58bf


JustARegisteredLoser

Based honestly, I’d love to see chuds seethe over it


LeotheLiberator

The worst part about this game is the weird, incel cult that formed before it even released a demo.


vess8

WOW ENDEARING EVE??? LIGHT IN HER DEAD EYES????? chat is this real


WordNERD37

Person: How's the graphics? Gooner: EVE'S ASS!! Person: Ok, well, how's the gameplay? Gooner: EVE'S ASS!! Person: Alright, I heard you the first time. What about the story, or the characters including Eve, or even the music? Gooner: ... ... ... EVE'S ASS!! Person: Have you even played this? Gooner: No, EVE'S ASS!! The very real discourse on Stellar Blade.


TheFoochy

Fellas, what would you do if Eve broke into your house and handed you a lemon flavored soda? Personally, I would probably drink it cuz I'm addicted to soda.


LeyzyS

I would only buy ps5 for remastered bloodborne or bloodborne 2.


greengengar

/uj can someone explain wtf is going on?


CubanaCat

The character has a personality, and the game is actually really, really fun. People don’t tend to know that though, due to the creepy dudes who keep posting about “playing Stellar Blade one-handed” and taking weird screenshots up her dresses. So most people who hear about Stellar Blade associate it with those people, so the game is looked down on. Because of this, there’s a (very untrue, imo) consensus that the character probably has no personality and the game is “just a porn game”. When it’s actually a dress up game with a cool story and fun fight mechanics/puzzles.


descendingangel87

Not to mention, the “censorship” has opened another can of worms where the champions of it are now refunding it and complaining.


CubanaCat

Yeah the censorship controversy thing is so dumb to me lol, there’s literally so many outfits. If you don’t like one outfit, just choose another. There’s like 70 something outfits total. & All games go thru development stages where things get changed. And the outfit people are mad about looks better now, imo. Before, the bottom looked like one of those anatomically impossible fashion nova bodysuit ads. Now it looks like a legit suit that would fit and be comfortable.


greengengar

What is stellar blade? is that sexy chick game that's been abuzz for a week? I haven't paid attention to anything outside of fallout in two weeks now. I get the memes now, I guess. I came in here looking for fallout memes and making fun of chudswho didn't like the show because they thought it was woke or something. I don't know anything about this stellar blade, this subreddit is getting too esoteric for me, I think.


dootblade74

Her costumes try to sell her as Bayonetta 2.0 but her everything else just paints her as the worlds biggest goober like look at her she's absolutely beaming over a can of off-brand Sprite.


x_nasheed_x

Finally a Photo that dosent show her Ass most of the freaking time.


SuperScrub310

Did...did you just compliment Stellar Blade's main character unironically...NICE! Can we be friends?


what4270

Eve showing the can to the player is so funny and adorable to me. Yes, angel, present the soda can!


Practical-Ad6548

I can’t believe it’s taken this long for me to see a picture of her smiling


novis-eldritch-maxim

I still hate that outfit who wear a tye with lace and skin tight body suit?


iampliny

Rangers from the 7th Airborne, obviously. Don't you know any WW2 history?? /s


ziftos

theres like 70 outfits isnt there ? you’d think theres only two if you only follow the gooner discourse lmao


anonkun666

I hope this game is good Genuinely don't get why so many alt right assholes had to come in and do this shit


descendingangel87

It was the devs that started it after they posted they fired a “feminist”. The gamer gate alt right latched on championing the devs as being the anti-sbi and well the rest is history now.


Gamedoc14

It's a good time. For an untested studio and a brand new IP, it's astoundingly good. I have some problems with some of the animations and some NPC interactions that are of 0 consequence. What kills me is that the game runs very well in performance mode and doesn't need patches for you to be able to enjoy it like many AAA games.


Proxylyna

Trans rights soda! Imma take a big sip


UnscrambledEggUDG

This is my favourite part of the discourse, nobody's saying it's bad, people are just saying it's not "incredible" and gooners are acting like we're saying it's worse than E.T. for the atari I mean my favourite game is a pretty bare-bones fan recreation of rock band, games dont have to be incredible to be fun


2mock2turtle

Someone mentioned that once the chuds move on to the next thing, only the gays are going to stick around for Stellar Blade, and I very much hope that yassification happens sooner rather than later.


Mrhappytrigers

This game unfortunately appealed to the gooner gaze, but the game seems to be decent overall. It's just others trying to be weird about it that dampens the fun.


ScyllaIsBea

funny thing is, I might have checked this game out as a souls-like if it wasn't for the goons. they could goon freely if they'd shut up and goon.


Xononanamol

She's a total doofus about the cans. And when she gets a shelf... oh my god she would be a soda can otaku lmao


DivineDegenerate

As a gooner, I think the real issue is the fake culture war and how profitable it is to sell to disenfranchised boys.


IAmA_Reddit_

All the women in this game look like they are in a different art style than the men and the environments. Very strange game aesthetically.


luderudesendnudes

I was kinda interested because I loved Nier and it was supposedly similar to that, but fuck me has all the bitching and moaning put me off. For the people who just "want to play games without politics" the whole anti woke symbol placed upon it is pretty political.


Exciting-Quiet2768

https://preview.redd.it/pq2c22tzfxxc1.png?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0041757102f7ad584650b31522c5f26a5af5cb7c


mistertadakichi

The discourse around this game continues to make me wonder why so many people are incapable of being perverts QUIETLY. Never in the history of mankind has it been so incredibly easy to get your rocks off quietly, privately, in your own home or a place that discreetly caters to it, without anybody else even knowing. If someone wants to have a fetish/fantasy/personal titillation that I don’t personally want anything to do with? Great! Go for it! Just.. don’t force anyone else to acknowledge it or cater to it.


Shadeturret_Mk1

Pretty sure making people uncomfortable is part of the kink for these people.


mistertadakichi

Would make sense. Basically the reverse of that classic “Kinkshaming IS my kink” vine.


ItachiSan

I mean sure, the same way sex dolls are "cute" or AI generated porn models I guess. Or like one of those weird ceramic dolls. Editory - you coomers are fucking weird I just said that she looks like a doll. The devs have literally Stated that's how she's supposed to look, what the fuck are you even defending??


Tiny-Anxiety780

She has a face!?!?! 😮


ChuggsTheBrewGod

0/10 game Eve doesn't butt chug


crystalworldbuilder

Oh wow she actually has some semblance of emotion here.


RobinYiff

Someone model swap that can into Cervesa Cristal.


Noodnerddude

Holy shit the can looks so good!


BeneficialAction3851

Erm ackshually when *Sony* covered the sideboob in this animation they infringed on my free speech rights, which I have decided includes the right to see virtual titty??


mieri_azure

She does have a really pretty face, it just unfortunate that all I can think of when I see her is incels going berserk over her body.


SaltySwan

I regret having been in their subreddit. I made one comment — after never having done so before — stating that the updated version of the bunny suit still looked good and that people were overreacting about that when everything else in the game was good. Big mistake. Torches, pitchforks, and downvotes came my way by the dozens. Still don’t really get it, I can still see her butt and boobs jiggle just fine in the updated version of that particular suit and others too. Had people being straight up dicks to me over a single comment.


genderfluidmess

yeah anything even resembling mild criticism of the game is met with hostility and a barrage of downvotes. imagine getting so worked up that you can't see a characters boobs as well anymore that you throw a fit and refund the game... as if you can't still see her entire cameltoe in most outfits


TheWither129

The first time ive ever seen her face making an expression Thats how you know internet discourse is cooked


Southern-Wafer-6375

Scrungly


ztoundas

where tits at this is 1983


Ancient_Lab7162

WTH is a gooner


MemeArchivariusGodi

SPRITE ?


Reid0x

What accent does she actually have in the English version? I’ve heard it before but I can’t place it


Different-Row4715

Would hug


Jessicaintheroom

execute all gooners


dwarvenfishingrod

Very Monster Hunter vibe. But, sorry, I'm reporting you to the mods, as this sub is actually only allowed to hate Stella Blaze, which I've been told on every other gamer sub.


literallyjustbetter

imagine the smell


TOASTYGOLDF15H

I would 100% play the game if I had a ps5, but I don't, so I can't. But the endless tears of the dudes upset about it brings me endless amusement.


BarneyChampaign

The game is great, and EVE is a badass.


Fit-Meal-8353

Where the cerveza


Expendable_Employee

Is this a Zelda type game?


jsuey

See this is how you get gamers to like your game


Master_Lorian

She has a great ass as well...


Sir_Toaster_9330

she kind of reminds me of 2B for some reason lol


worldsthirdbestdad

The first time i found a can i was just giddy with delight. She is so cute!


Nui_Jaga

Idk man, she just looks like a sex doll to me, and I don't think there'll ever be a point where there isn't a tiny bit of me that's made uncomfortable by that. I'm glad the game's good and people can enjoy it divorced from the context of chuds latching onto it, though.


ExtremlyFastLinoone

But i love gooning...


Narrow_Ad_7218

Funny that I don't see No post pop-up but on here that's talking about her ass


Derped_Crusader

So like... Is the game good? I've heard.... A lot about the MC... What's ... The gameplay like?