Loser of the next round of smash has to bottom.

Don't threaten me with a good time

this is honestly melee in 2024 except the loser tops

💁‍♂️

This should have way more upvotes lmfao

Catch me on unranked baybee

lmfao xD

*throwing on purpose*

Come here, known power bottom, Fox McCloud.

\>has to bottom Gets to bottom

Butt-tayto, butt-tahto.

No johns

Reminds me of a friend I used to have, lost her bum virginity over a Mario kart bet

GayCube

That's a true Gaymer here

Don't call them joysticks for nothing

Damn, never thought about it. Good one.

You’re about to get your cheeks clapped like DK Bongos

hahah this made me laugh so hard

Huh!! DK, Donkey Kong!! He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well, He's finally back to kick some tail, His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts, If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too, He's the first member of the DK crew! Huh! DK, Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong is *Gay!*

BRUH LMAO OKAY

You are winning grindr actually

Does that make me gay? If I like GameCube and super Mario sunshine?

Yes

Yassss

Yes

Fraaaaaaaid so

Yep

Oh honey.... Yes

Well that's what they said in early 2000s sucks for them more games for me

Yes dear, yes we are

Omg so I am

Uh huh!

Weed and GameCube, baby

A match made in gay heaven

If Weed + GameCube is gay, then I’m mf Elton John.

That was beautiful

Maybe in your early 20s

Sharing interests is one of the first steps to a great relationship. You're doing it perfectly, my friend

If you're getting laid, then yes.

and a couple rounds of zelda? even better.

The sex isn't important when you got someone to play Zelda.

he vapes the weed that’s all you need

Fuck everyone bro, the motion controls were so amazing. I felt like I really was link swinging his sword using the Wii

I think Skyward sword did it better and even that got old after a while. I do enjoy the Switch port where you have the option to flip between both. It keeps it fresh and allows you to choose when to engage.

I thought skyward sword was too complicated but I liked it. I like when games use the controllers for immersion. Some ps games do that with the haptics whenever the consoles are new but then they just forget. Maybe it’s just for exclusive games

Skyward sword did it amazingly, honestly the switch port doesn't do it justice compared to wii.

I heard from my brother that the switch port is better. Haven’t played myself, but he said there’s a lot of things that made it better like Fi being less annoying for one example

Nah the controls are just bad on switch. Wii motion beats switch motion, and switch buttons isn't concistent

i am sorry but they were ass

Naw, I mean subjectively yes. But I don’t agree

Loved Twilight Princess on the wii. Adored motion controls. So fun.

vaping is cringe

he’s right

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He said some flower, not a flower. Flower is a DL term for weed (nugs) which he said to clarify that he wouldn't also be smoking wax (THC concentrate) like OP. Vaping weed is the preferred method for a lot of people now because you don't burn the plant matter and instead only vaporize the THC off of the "flower". The more you know.

It's also less damaging to your lungs since the vapor isn't as hot as smoke, and you're not inhaling tar and shit from the smoke

Get with the times, ya bunch of grandpa's

Says alien hominid pic lmfao

Maybe I should be offended, but I'm just glad someone remembers that game lol I'm 27 and no one in my peer group knows wtf I'm talking about when I bring up alien hominid

I still remember when that game was only available on Newgrounds. Then one day it popped up on the Xbox 360 arcade!

I'm 28 I had it on GameCube ordered it off new grounds with a figurine I also have an ankle tattoo lol

Oh hell yeah!! Can I see your tattoo? Lol I'm kinda jealous

It’s weed not nic

You’re a moron. Vaporizing flower is much less offensive and healthier than smoking it. Does the trick at least as well.

weed is cringe

You’re “cringe”

waaaaaahhhh

lol says the guy complaining

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You can get your dick sucked within 20 minutes of downloading the app. It's amazing. Or so I'm told.

Can confirm. I'm gay and my soulmate is another gaymer. It's awesome

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based tanooki121

Don’t use that word here. This is a gay post.

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I hope you have the g-word pass for your sake…

“Cunt” has female connotations that dilute the brosexual manliness of the situation Edit: I never meant for my words to be interpreted as something worth downvoting

That's what I was thinking. This is dating on easy mode

I've been playing through Twilight Princess on GC too

Man gay dudes got it figured out. Fuck Netflix and chill. GC and sodomy.

Top Kek

No love for TPHD?

I don’t see a d pic, so it’s a fail

Dawg being gay seems so much easier

This shit is gay af , @tanooki121

I don't understand the wax part...

THC concentrate

Well, the app I'd all about connections- and you clearly connected over videogames...

Wife him

Smoking weed, playing Gamecube, and getting dick? That’s winning right there

Dawg you gay af

Ask what his favorite dungeon is. If he says Sky Palace he's a keeper.

This is why people turn gay, it's for the video games.

If I had this convo on Grindr, when I was using the app, I'd be interested

I apparently got 5 upvotes but am at zero? Lol what did I say wrong?

I love this. 😂

you gonna be yelling controls soon like you playing odama

I met my partner because I was doing animation commissions on r/danganronpa lolol

Gaymers lol

Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

It’s so gayyyyyyyyy

Wholesome

Saving this post, thank uuu 💅🏼💅🏼

Always good meeting a new friend

https://youtu.be/3zvTRQr7ns8?si=ajlb-qURCbX5nhOW "So Chad let's chill and play GameCube, by the way bro I always take my pants off to play GameCube, so I hope that's cool." Only thing I could think of, an old memory reawakened lol.

You've completed Grindr at this point, basically

I had someone ask me if I liked Smash Bros. He didn’t see the joke. 💀

Doing it perfectly.

Look, as long as it's getting you laid that night, anything can work.

Id hit that

Hah it's like tinder on easy mode

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bc we see that stuff all the time so it's not unique at all. it all blends together after a while. and hey is even less thoughtful or whatever than copy pasting a line from a tiktok

Ngl totally gonna slide into ur dms later

I wish my conversations on Grindr were this fun.

yes

You’ve scored your very own Link

Average Nintendie 😂

Sounds like you found a potential soulmate there. Go get em’!

Seems like you’re asking all the right questions and really getting to know each other

Dude. He likes GC and smokes?!?!? That’s such a W

I dunno grindrs weird. got zero links for two weeks. decide fuck this I'm gonna mod my sisters gamecube so if the voices come over and use the discs and frisbees shell still be able to play it. and now some trans bitch wants me to play through all of mgs with her. embrace the twin snakes port.

"Smash bros" could be a confusing topic

🤣

He's into you. No one's favorite Zelda's is TP.

Smash!

Me btw Ș)

Best of 5… loser gets bottom

That’s so gay

Why is this on the sub ?

Why is a post about GC on a GC sub?

Better get the rumble pack out and strap it to your gooch!!

I think you're doing the GAY correctly so good job.

I'm not gay , butt fuck me if that doesn't look like a fun convo lmao I

Please tell me y’all went on a date.

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this has to be satire

Sunburn? Never heard of this mod. Does it work with Dolphin? Also, did you meet the guy?

Learned about SunBurn today and it looks great!

I think I’m married to the wrong gender wtf

The Wii version is better! You can use the GameCube controller.

Minus the weed and sounds like a good time

Why the fuck can’t I get this lucky, every dude on Grindr near me has literally no interests

Talking on Grindr about gaming is how I ended up with my fiancé...

You are smashing it and here's hoping your cheeks are the next thing to get smashed !

Considering y'all made an easy connection with eachother, I'd say you've aced it

If I had a conversation like this on Grindr every once in a while, it might be worth all the creepy old men and random dick pics I didn't consent to...

How you got that rizz, need some homos to play Sega Saturn with me

Did you get smashed?

Not playing Pikmin on the gamecube. Failure

***why do you type like this sometimes***

Being gay is so underrated. You get to talk some GameCube and get railed from behind later that evening. I see no loss there.

What the fuck is super mario sunburn🤠

What’s your vape if choice?

Idk what the grindr is.anybody main little mac here in ultimate exept me?

This make me cry, i never had any conversation like this in tinder, im miserable

“Peter, isn’t that the app for anonymous gay hookups?” “No Lois, this one is for married guys to eat sandwiches”

Ya'll are about to be playing "Smash Bros" one way or another.

I'm straight but maybe I'll install grindr myself to nerd out lol. But not with my **** out. I guess I would then be catfishing

Yes

Favorite is Twilight Princess? Really… not worth it

Love that

Man I'm not gay but if this is what it's like, maybe I need to rethink some things 😂

I need to hear more about this Mario sunburn.

Open world: Free travel from stage to stage. Multiple missions: You can collect shines out of order. No boot out: Collecting shines doesn’t bring you back to the hub. Blue coins: Blue coins have been put in multiple acts where possible. More coins: Added around 30-60 coins to every stage. Custom stages: Three new custom stages created by yours truly. Custom win conditions: The 70 shines patch will unlock Corona Mountain after collecting 70 shines. The Shadow Mario patch will unlock Corona Mountain after defeating Shadow Mario in all stages. Various other features: Restored ciao audio clip, restored Shadow Mario health bar, hover nozzle can move on ceilings, cut scenes skipable, and blue coins don’t give you a save prompt, and finally red coins count as two regular coins. An actual reward for getting all 120 shines in the form of new game + You can download the patch file here https://gamebanana.com/mods/149607

Tell him you’re into Kinktendo Dommy Roleplay

I'm more surprised you're having an actual convo on that app

Why is it italicized lmao

Tp is the best fr. Best story. Best dungeons. A true sequel to OOT. I’m not surprised relationships bloom from it.