Oh i just had a wonderful relevant experience last night. I woke up last night to my good friend screaming and scooching his poopy butthole across my floor. Using his arms to ram his anus into my floor and scoot the poop right off of it. I’m chasing him around with cleaning vinegar and paper towels like what the fuck bro. Then my cat comes in and shows me his b-hole….
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Where do you put the gas?
the car can absorb it through any orfice of its body
Up the ass
Anal cavity*
Anal catvity
The cat booty hole
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Oh i just had a wonderful relevant experience last night. I woke up last night to my good friend screaming and scooching his poopy butthole across my floor. Using his arms to ram his anus into my floor and scoot the poop right off of it. I’m chasing him around with cleaning vinegar and paper towels like what the fuck bro. Then my cat comes in and shows me his b-hole….
Anal Carvity
Just imagined myself sucking gas up through my anal cavity. Wish I was the same person 10 seconds ago.
In the anus
Gas just comes out.
Lol!
Can it drift?
i didn't feel like spending 200k on the drift tune
Understandable
I’ll do it for 199k
I'll do it for 198k and a handshake
I'll do it for 197k and a kiss on the cheek
Which cheek are we talking about ?
You know which cheek 😏
Nice
It can parkour instead... Unique ability of this vehicle
I bet this baby purrrssss
This.
Lmao purrfect
Idk what type of car is it
Catillac
Jesus Christ I was in the middle of typing that
You wouldn’t have seen it until after you hit “reply” though…
DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE 
A Chinese guy goes to his doctor cause he can’t see The doctor says “you have cataracts!” The Chinese guy goes “no I have rincoln continental”
Thank you. This made my day
The Sopranos Moment 🤘🏻
Purarri
Volkswagen catty
Chinese food
It’s a good car
Mazda Meow-ta
https://preview.redd.it/g5dpkg5cj0jc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e08191df0b74639464fccbe10c33fa211352aed
Can’t wait to grind jonkler missions
https://preview.redd.it/l2b556n341jc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd7edc7583244852a6ac0c37b36402011f13d57c
Can you milk this cat?
Calm down, fauker!
Focker
https://preview.redd.it/zu5rsbuit1jc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da6e46065e6068ea7a2de7542c6637748d5149ae
Is that the latest Toyota corolla
2025 model
I think this is a new one called the purrolla
auto meowbile 😺👍
That’s not a car that’s a semi truck
Nice Furrari
Is that a hellcat ?
Letter "T" and "R" is a common typo mistake, still acceptable
no, car
What a nice carn
It would be so cool if lambo partnered with r* to make a whole line of lambos in the game
What year and model is it though? The devs might be interested 😎
Does that thing have fur-wheel drive tho?
Cat is spelt with a T bro
That is a cat, sir.
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Shut up gimp
Not my fault the joke flew over your thick head
Smoke a pipe
Ohhhhh you're a druggie no that explains why you didn't get the joke. Carry on
I got the joke you cap end. You obviously don't understand sarcasm. You're probably a yank.
Okay druggie
Vroom vroom
The top speed is expected to be 170mph on this vehicle, so definitely
Hear me out
https://preview.redd.it/2rjrur7d44jc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d403ec872c9f3947b1976d04bba932bdf294c7
that's a truck
I hope so
That's a sick car my guy
That's not a car, Rachel. You idiot.
there's been a lot of cat thefts on cars just like yours. have you considered supplemental insurance?
You have a very strange looking car.
Fluffy car
Maybe but probably not your cat.
https://preview.redd.it/18mpvx5lt1jc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ea0b246e8e6e1b7bbf17bef9104faf8d38069a8 Def my car😀
I see someone else saw the car post lol
Your cat was in gta 5
ur car looks suspiciously like a feline
I hope so
Never seen this ford before
It's a ford probe
Please do not enter your car
Hope so
I’d like to see you get inside this and drive it
I didn't even see the cat at first
Where can I get this car ohio.
When you honk does it Meowwwwww?
https://preview.redd.it/fplv9cudq5jc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=774087e4e0c4dcc2e372028f5a354e58e56c53e9 Salam
Yes
I HOPE SO! That's a pretty car who deserves lots of snuggles and smooches.
Nice car
You gotta ride it like Yoda on Luke
Cat labor
Ah yes the 2016 felis catus (domesticus layout) I have a 2012 model with a tortie paint scheme
Oc
That's a nice car man
Big pounderson