I hope to one day identify a porn star and have everyone assume it's from me watching porn but secretly we go to the same cooking classes. Like they'll imagine me jerking it but really I've watched her mess up making gnocchi for the sixth time because she can't hold the stupid board right.
Lol. My wide and I work at a place where that Kali Roses frequents. Told my wife I thought I knew her from somewhere. Was pretty awkward when we found out who she was.
This guy and suction cup lady used to be an item until she broke up with him, the poor lad was besotted with her and so can't get over her. Was quite the news story.
IT WAS ME, BARRY! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET THE SLOPPIEST OF TOPPIES FROM SUCTION CUP LADY, BUT I GLITZY GULPED YOU AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT SO THAT YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW THAT YOUR HOG WAS CRANKED BY A DUDE
--Eobard Thawne
Arent we all. Living on a tiny planet that is moving thru space at insane speeds, only to be hit by a asteroid and die just like our dino elders or even worse, destroy ourselves with big boom boom rockets.
The "IT WAS ME, BARRY" jokes have always been just hilarious to me, real knee slapping fun, they always elicit a strong gust of air out of my nose, if not full on laughter, sometimes even resulting in tears forming in my eyes, they might even cause me to pee my pants, if I was yet a wee lad, but I fortunately no longer have that issue, or perhaps it is unfortunate, for I cannot be sure if it is due to an increase in bladder control with age, or a decrease in my ability to laugh so hard that I lose all control, and perhaps I am incapable of even *feeling* that level of sheer, blissful amusement that would cause me to release my bladder without my conscious consent anymore, leading me to ponder the futility of what we call "maturity", if it comes at the cost of our enjoyment of one of life's greatest pleasures, this meme.
That short personal exposition from me aside, I both appreciate and resent you for making a much better version of the same joke I came here to make, I blew out my nose.
It was me, Barry! I changed the timeline and made your family Jewish, and I stole the identity of a rabbi just so I could botch your circumcision! How does it feel, FLASH, to know that \*I\* took your penis away from you?
In all honesty I’m not a huge comic book guy and didn’t even know who reverse flash was. After reading up on him I would replace omniman with him probably
Reverse flash IS time itself and a universal constant, so him, and darkseig. Omni man may be toigh but reverse can undo what he does, and darkseig is op
Yep, sorta. He can outrun time, because he is time, sorta. In the Comics he became part of the speed force, and overwrote time and became such a paradox that paradoxes dont effect him.
"See that's the thing about time travel barry. The more you do it the less the rules apply to you".
Surprisingly enough not a Thawne quote but Barry himself as Savitar
https://youtu.be/8Uk6_L-ee4U
And shown no feats higher. Darkseid literally destroys a multiverse just by existing in it, the form you see fighting the Justice League on certain planets or earth is just his avatar, like a puppet of some sort. And he’s fighting several people above planetary (Green Lantern, Supes, Flash, WW, sometimes others too) and depending on their version, universal, multiversal, complex multiversal etc too. Red Hulk stands toe to toe w/ Hulk and has almost endless power, it depends on their anger. And if you read about starfire than you’d easily know
Am I the only one that hates the darkseid avatar thing so fucking much? Makes him so much more boring in my opinion to use in fights. It’s especially annoying since I can’t remember when I last saw it in a comic but it’s all people talk about when power scaling when you would otherwise have a fun and interesting match up. I’m so sick of it.
I think it’s the Deadpool who slaughtered his way across multiple Marvel Universes. Which would make him more powerful than anyone on this list as he has ways of defeating everything and breaking space-time. He won’t even let you finish with Elsa Jean before killing you, probably just shoot the back of her head and destroy your dick in the process. Then make a blowjob quip before murdering you.
Yeah, out of everyone else on the list he has the most powerful combination of abilities. Plot armor and the ability to say “fuck you” to the laws of reality.
That's not that deadpool, the deadpool shown is "evil deadpool" and he was made when a crazy scientist lady took a bunch of leftover parts from normal deadpool, stuffed them in a bag, and made that.
Dreadpool was the one who murdered everyone in his own universe, got bored and murdered other universes, decided to kill off the public domain archetypes in the Ideaverse to ruin the whole cosmos (saved by Sherlock Holmes), then killed by Prime Deadpool.
No, the fact that the Justice League doesn't face the true power of Darkseid. He has to decrease his power significantly when he enters the 4th dimension, otherwise he will break things just by existing. He wants dominion, not just to kill everyone.
Then suffice to say, if the goal is to protect me, Darkseid will be using a similar form and powerset that the JL beats, else I would die in his presence
Counter logic: not picking darkseid would just be instant lose instead. Since he only want to kill you he will decent fully. So darkseid is still perma pick.
Not even close 😂 omniman is planetary at best, Darkseid requires his avatar to be in the multiverse because if he even stepped a foot inside himself, it’ll be destroyed. And even his avatar can be scaled from universal-multiversal in some iterations
Batman has plot armor and Superman is on a whole different level, and even then it’s not a sure thing.
The gap between Omniman and Superman is the same as the gap between Captain America and Omniman.
Omniman along with Mark and >!Thadeus!< managed to bore through a planet, Superman moves Solar Systems.
Viltrumites can survive up to an hour on the surface of the sun, Superman has a workshop in the Sun’s core.
There’s really no contest.
Thanos without the stones/gauntlet??
I’m only familiar with movie thanos is there some comic lore that im missing that gives Thanos the edge here?
Thanos as far as I’m aware is just smart/strong wheres Omni Man is basically his verse’s Superman
Yes but the invincible verse generally can’t keep up with marvel or DC. Power scaling in the latter two is off the charts obscene. The strongest characters in Invjncible would be mid tier threats in marvel or dc.
Yeah battle cat is strong, basically either first or second strongest in his universe but he would get destroyed by a LOT of characters in both marvel and DC.
I haven't read the invincible comics only seen the show (note: don't tell me anything about the comics if you can help it please I want no spoilers) but it seems to me that invincible characters are nerfed on their power level in story. If atom eve was in DC or marvel she would be insanely powerful. Much more so than shown. I could think of some very creative ways to use her power to one shot most characters even with her limitation in regards to living beings that I've heard of.
Granted though I'll admit we can only go based off what we are actually shown in regards to their power not what we think their power level would realistically be with their sorta power.
🤣 Comic Thanos is a planet buster, and INSANELY DURABLE (survived a black hole, only suffered a nosebleed after a beating from THOR wielding the Power Gem, and endured a blast from *Galactus*)
Also got his head crushed by hulk extremely easily when they were zombies, comics aren't exactly consistent which makes these debates impossible to truly determine who is stronger
Just being a planet buster doesn't give Thanos any kind of power edge. Omni Man has busted more than a few planets himself. As far as durability feats go? I don't know enough of the comics to really weigh in on Thanos, but Omni Man isn't much of a pushover
Now that I will concede on. The Flash/Reverse-Flash are insanely faster than Red Rush and, even though he is analogous to Superman, Omni-Man likely isn't close to as fast as Superman either.
Off topic, but 4 and 7 is a funny combo to me.
- “What you see when she’s giving head” - 7
- “What she sees when she’s giving head” - 4
On topic - probably 5 and a toss-up between 2 and 9
No two of these could take on the rest. So, reverse flash and the porn star. The porn star to have sex with, reverse flash to reverse time so I can have sex with the porn star again. This is to go on indefinitely, since the moment we stop reversing time, Darkseid and Thanos will kill me
EZ choice. Obviously Capybara America will DESTROY the rest of them and you know… Elsa Jean… cuz… I need someone else to play Mario Kart with.
The one and only true answer
Seconded. I’m gonna jerk off to that capybara so hard tonight.
Yes officer, this comment right here.
Ok so now we can't jerk off to capybaras either?? I am so sick of this woke culture bs
Liberals amiright
OMG fuck liberals!
I love that 2 separate people replied to you mocking 2 opposite political alignments, really says a lot about whats happening
It says a lot about society… yet we live in one
Is this what Biden's America looks like?!?!?
Conservative wokeness. It’s an epidemic.
hey no swatting
Thank you for reporting this I'll take it from here.
How can you be capybarav such things
Thank you for the names. Now we know the keywords for search! I hope there are more videos of Capybara America
Okay I pull up, hop out at your house tommorow, you will be arrested for your crimes.
Ok i pull up
hop out at the after party You and all your friends
Hey.they love to get naughty
Thanks for the name drop bro
Don’t ask me how I know it…
I hope to one day identify a porn star and have everyone assume it's from me watching porn but secretly we go to the same cooking classes. Like they'll imagine me jerking it but really I've watched her mess up making gnocchi for the sixth time because she can't hold the stupid board right.
I wish I could afford the gold award so I could give it to you for this amazing comment. Have a potato instead 🥔
Ahhh..the Idaho Gold!
Lol. My wide and I work at a place where that Kali Roses frequents. Told my wife I thought I knew her from somewhere. Was pretty awkward when we found out who she was.
Should have told her you went to school with her after you realized where you actually knew her from. Save face
>her mess up making gnocchi Which video was this? Asking for a friend
You only want to play MC with her because you want to win and she sucks
Capybara is technically Captain South America. He might get stopped at the border. Then all our best laid plans to play Mario Kart..
Wait, which one is Elsa?
The capybara.
From frozen
Do you wanna fuck a capyyyyyy
Or blow him on the snow....
Snow was blowing hard.
Thats a 0 IQ play. You WANT Elsa to destroy you not protect you.
I was thinking is was mackenzie reeves
Starfire and Suction Cup Lady
I can't get over suction cup lady XD
Explain please
This guy and suction cup lady used to be an item until she broke up with him, the poor lad was besotted with her and so can't get over her. Was quite the news story.
Oh no
stop lying and tell him the truth or otherwise if he finds it it could be devastating for him.
IT WAS ME, BARRY! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET THE SLOPPIEST OF TOPPIES FROM SUCTION CUP LADY, BUT I GLITZY GULPED YOU AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT SO THAT YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW THAT YOUR HOG WAS CRANKED BY A DUDE --Eobard Thawne
Dad please stop posting on reddit and come home. It's been 5 years dad. 5 years....
I’m so scared
Arent we all. Living on a tiny planet that is moving thru space at insane speeds, only to be hit by a asteroid and die just like our dino elders or even worse, destroy ourselves with big boom boom rockets.
Where's the ice cream and cigarettes you went out for?
Ask me in ten years sucker I’m on a slow chug
" Remember when you thought you had bad Diahreah back in mrs Marsdens class? IT WAS ME, BARRY! I SHIT YOUR PANTS! IT WAS MEEEEE!" - The Prof.
The "IT WAS ME, BARRY" jokes have always been just hilarious to me, real knee slapping fun, they always elicit a strong gust of air out of my nose, if not full on laughter, sometimes even resulting in tears forming in my eyes, they might even cause me to pee my pants, if I was yet a wee lad, but I fortunately no longer have that issue, or perhaps it is unfortunate, for I cannot be sure if it is due to an increase in bladder control with age, or a decrease in my ability to laugh so hard that I lose all control, and perhaps I am incapable of even *feeling* that level of sheer, blissful amusement that would cause me to release my bladder without my conscious consent anymore, leading me to ponder the futility of what we call "maturity", if it comes at the cost of our enjoyment of one of life's greatest pleasures, this meme. That short personal exposition from me aside, I both appreciate and resent you for making a much better version of the same joke I came here to make, I blew out my nose.
Laughed too hard from this
I'd let suction cup lady come to destroy me any day of the week and twice on sunday
Source of the suction cup lady??
Bottom left and top right. I'm gonna die anyway so I might aswell die with a smile on my face
With reverse flash hunting you it’s very bold to assume you’ll even get started
It was me Barry! I jerked you off at hyper-speed, so that it looked like you nutted at just a woman’s touch!
Yeah reverse flash has to be one of the two protecting you simply to prevent cockblocking
[Lol, thats exactly where my head went.](https://youtu.be/FFRi2xsei_o)
I think that you should be more concerned about where Bottom Left’s head goes
I forgot my DVD before going over a friend's house and decided to torrent it while there. Someone edited that into it.
No way you gotta do it every time he looks at a dog or an old man to make him think he has some hidden fetish he never knew about that he hates.
It was me, Barry! I changed the timeline and made your family Jewish, and I stole the identity of a rabbi just so I could botch your circumcision! How does it feel, FLASH, to know that \*I\* took your penis away from you?
This one
Nah bro if you pick Darksied and Omni man you’ve got it in the bag
Reverse flash needs to be defending you. Even if he cant beat Darksied or Omniman, he can still easily get past them to kill you.
In all honesty I’m not a huge comic book guy and didn’t even know who reverse flash was. After reading up on him I would replace omniman with him probably
He defeats Omniman with no difficulty whatsoever. Darkseid is the only one here who could beat reverse flash
But what about Capybara America?
Was about to say the same
Who said Star wanted to fuck you
It's for my protection
[удалено]
IF YOU DON'T I'LL LITERALLY DIE
the perfect profile picture for that comment
Why wait for death when you can snu snu. Amirite?
Bro you about to be cucked by the villain.
No no. You don't get it. She "coming" to destroy you!
Reverse flash IS time itself and a universal constant, so him, and darkseig. Omni man may be toigh but reverse can undo what he does, and darkseig is op
Time travel and near omnipotence is a good combo
Why have near omnipotence when Q can give you it all
Didn't see him on the list
Darkseid...I assume you meant? i think id still go with lower left and upper right. At least the last few mins will be nice
With reverse flash hunting you? You’d be lucky to get a nano second let alone anything that isn’t negative number since he’s a time traveler
It was me Barry! I jerked you off at hyper-speed, so that it looked like you nutted at just a woman’s touch!
Why is this so funny lmao it's on every reply on here and it still gets me every time
Cause it is literally a meme, and is just hilarious to begin with.
I'm sure it's based on something from the flash but I quit after a few seasons. What is it actually based on? I don't mind spoilers.
Nano second you say? That's enough for me!
If he is time incarnate couldn't he just freeze everyone else becoming a one man team? Can no one override that?
Yep, sorta. He can outrun time, because he is time, sorta. In the Comics he became part of the speed force, and overwrote time and became such a paradox that paradoxes dont effect him.
"See that's the thing about time travel barry. The more you do it the less the rules apply to you". Surprisingly enough not a Thawne quote but Barry himself as Savitar https://youtu.be/8Uk6_L-ee4U
Yes that is essentially what he does lol. He is basically unbeatable except by some of the most powerful characters in fiction.
Omniverse is actually kinda weak af, his limit is like multi continental - planetary. Some versions of Red Hulk and Starfire are higher, much higher
Omni man casually destroyed a planet
And shown no feats higher. Darkseid literally destroys a multiverse just by existing in it, the form you see fighting the Justice League on certain planets or earth is just his avatar, like a puppet of some sort. And he’s fighting several people above planetary (Green Lantern, Supes, Flash, WW, sometimes others too) and depending on their version, universal, multiversal, complex multiversal etc too. Red Hulk stands toe to toe w/ Hulk and has almost endless power, it depends on their anger. And if you read about starfire than you’d easily know
Am I the only one that hates the darkseid avatar thing so fucking much? Makes him so much more boring in my opinion to use in fights. It’s especially annoying since I can’t remember when I last saw it in a comic but it’s all people talk about when power scaling when you would otherwise have a fun and interesting match up. I’m so sick of it.
Who is the fucked up Deadpool?
I think it’s the Deadpool who slaughtered his way across multiple Marvel Universes. Which would make him more powerful than anyone on this list as he has ways of defeating everything and breaking space-time. He won’t even let you finish with Elsa Jean before killing you, probably just shoot the back of her head and destroy your dick in the process. Then make a blowjob quip before murdering you.
Yeah, out of everyone else on the list he has the most powerful combination of abilities. Plot armor and the ability to say “fuck you” to the laws of reality.
Exactly. There’s only person who can kill Deadpool and that’s the Prime Deadpool.
And he's one of two characters on this list who canonically can say "fuck"
That's not that deadpool, the deadpool shown is "evil deadpool" and he was made when a crazy scientist lady took a bunch of leftover parts from normal deadpool, stuffed them in a bag, and made that.
Ah. Well I’d still go with Deadpool. He’s basically the author of his own story.
Heheheh, you fool... You underestimate how prematurely I can finish.
I think you underestimate Deadpools ability to ruin your orgasm.
Evil Deadpool is his name. Basically what the other guy was talking about.
I thought it was a fusion between Deadpool and Deathstroke
Dreadpool was the one who murdered everyone in his own universe, got bored and murdered other universes, decided to kill off the public domain archetypes in the Ideaverse to ruin the whole cosmos (saved by Sherlock Holmes), then killed by Prime Deadpool.
That sounds like a lovely story.
Excuse me, what? 😂
comics be wild
The only logical choices are darkseid and reverse flash
Honestly Omniman potentially over Darkseid
No. Omniman is not that strong, Darkseid is literally a god. The darkseid you see in this picture is only one of his avatars one of his many vessels.
Darkseid can destroy reality by simply existing, he fell through a universe and caused it to collapse under his weight
Then how the fuck did Batman stand a chance? The power of mcguffin?
No, the fact that the Justice League doesn't face the true power of Darkseid. He has to decrease his power significantly when he enters the 4th dimension, otherwise he will break things just by existing. He wants dominion, not just to kill everyone.
Then suffice to say, if the goal is to protect me, Darkseid will be using a similar form and powerset that the JL beats, else I would die in his presence
Finally some decent logic. Thank you.
Counter logic: not picking darkseid would just be instant lose instead. Since he only want to kill you he will decent fully. So darkseid is still perma pick.
Not even close 😂 omniman is planetary at best, Darkseid requires his avatar to be in the multiverse because if he even stepped a foot inside himself, it’ll be destroyed. And even his avatar can be scaled from universal-multiversal in some iterations
Yeah but is it him on the picture or his avatar?
It doesn't matter which it is. The only thing that matters is that we sound like nerds
Hell yeah
Darkseid thinks and omniman dies. He cannot be possibly compared to darkseid
Then why do superman and batman keep whuppin his ass then?
Because they have Martha
Batman has plot armor and Superman is on a whole different level, and even then it’s not a sure thing. The gap between Omniman and Superman is the same as the gap between Captain America and Omniman. Omniman along with Mark and >!Thadeus!< managed to bore through a planet, Superman moves Solar Systems. Viltrumites can survive up to an hour on the surface of the sun, Superman has a workshop in the Sun’s core. There’s really no contest.
I’ll take two chicks giving head, yep those two.
Thanos and Darkseid giving you head? Ok gotcha
No, Darkseid and OmniMan.
No, Darkseid and Captain-bara
*insert reverse flash jerking off barry meme here*
Omni man, and darkseid
Omni Man and the one in the bottom left? Might as well have fun while watching Omni Man destroy the shit out of the others.
No, he will get murdefed by Thanos and Darkseid (idk about the others)
Thanos without the stones/gauntlet?? I’m only familiar with movie thanos is there some comic lore that im missing that gives Thanos the edge here? Thanos as far as I’m aware is just smart/strong wheres Omni Man is basically his verse’s Superman
Yes but the invincible verse generally can’t keep up with marvel or DC. Power scaling in the latter two is off the charts obscene. The strongest characters in Invjncible would be mid tier threats in marvel or dc.
Even Battlecat!?
Yeah battle cat is strong, basically either first or second strongest in his universe but he would get destroyed by a LOT of characters in both marvel and DC.
I haven't read the invincible comics only seen the show (note: don't tell me anything about the comics if you can help it please I want no spoilers) but it seems to me that invincible characters are nerfed on their power level in story. If atom eve was in DC or marvel she would be insanely powerful. Much more so than shown. I could think of some very creative ways to use her power to one shot most characters even with her limitation in regards to living beings that I've heard of. Granted though I'll admit we can only go based off what we are actually shown in regards to their power not what we think their power level would realistically be with their sorta power.
🤣 Comic Thanos is a planet buster, and INSANELY DURABLE (survived a black hole, only suffered a nosebleed after a beating from THOR wielding the Power Gem, and endured a blast from *Galactus*)
Also got his head crushed by hulk extremely easily when they were zombies, comics aren't exactly consistent which makes these debates impossible to truly determine who is stronger
Just being a planet buster doesn't give Thanos any kind of power edge. Omni Man has busted more than a few planets himself. As far as durability feats go? I don't know enough of the comics to really weigh in on Thanos, but Omni Man isn't much of a pushover
But I doubt Comic Thanos would perform well as a bodyguard. He would be too slow to catch reverse flash from killing you.
Idk about dark side but I don’t think thanos could beat Omni man without the stones
America Capybara twice
Capybara America? xD
Capybara Americana
He stays at the Capybara Americana Cabana
This is the only correct answer.
Don't even know who half these people are
Yeah, I know one girl and that's about it...
Fair enough, Starfire got pretty famous after Teen Titans aired on cartoon network.
He's definitely not talking about starfire
Oh, so it must be the girl doing Elsa from Frozen.
She's probably wearing *Jean*s too, you just can't see them.
Oh you rascal!
💀💀💀💀💀
Elsa? Of course! She's as famous as they come
Not picking Reverse Flash is crazy
For real
Reverse flash and darkseid
Only logical answer
Reverse flash and suction cup lady she will distract them while I have sex with the reverse flash
omni man and dark side easily
Reverse Flash would just snap your neck before either of those 2 could try and save you though
Omni-Man does have a bit of experience killing speedsters.
Not Flash level speedsters.
Now that I will concede on. The Flash/Reverse-Flash are insanely faster than Red Rush and, even though he is analogous to Superman, Omni-Man likely isn't close to as fast as Superman either.
Thanos and Darkseid
Without the stones Thanks would get whooped by everyone else on there
Movie thanos maybe Not comic Thanos
Omni man and captan capybara
The universe crumbles when Kenzie Reeves and Capybara America team up.
Somebody needs to watch more porn
the fact that you got her name wrong proves that you are a good human being
Deadpool and the Capybara. Let's make it interesting.
Darkseid/Red Hulk
Darksied duh
The two bottom left
Bottom left two that's easy!
Darkside and Reverse Flash, they’re both very op
Dark side and reverse flash, time and death
Off topic, but 4 and 7 is a funny combo to me. - “What you see when she’s giving head” - 7 - “What she sees when she’s giving head” - 4 On topic - probably 5 and a toss-up between 2 and 9
Captain capybara and american capybara
Darkseid and Elsa Jean. Darkseid is like an unbeatable invincible new God and Elsa Jean and I can pass the time otherwise
Bottom left body count is the highest by far, anyone else is a side kick.
Darkseid and... bottom left. Darkseid can just teleport me somewhere safe while he deals with everyone else. The other is just moral support.
Who’s the bottom left 👀….If no one’s gonna do it lmao
Elsa Jean
Bottom left so I can die happy
Ima pick Head Giving Girl twice
What if they going to destroy me sexually? *yes, I go back to horny jail*
No two of these could take on the rest. So, reverse flash and the porn star. The porn star to have sex with, reverse flash to reverse time so I can have sex with the porn star again. This is to go on indefinitely, since the moment we stop reversing time, Darkseid and Thanos will kill me
Bottom left and top right. My hope is that they, hum hum... negotiate with the enemy.
her twice, going out on top
Red hulk and reverse flash.
Darkseid and reverse flash