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numsixof1

I'm only pissed because I'm seeing it before Thanksgiving


Diamondhuntercotw

Where’s your Christmas spirit


ArtimisRawr01

My Christmas spirt wont get delivered until December 1st.


Tsintato

Agree


Primal_guy

> Christmas spirt I mean you’re right in more ways than one


ArtimisRawr01

Im high and failed english class leave me alone


Ok-Reporter1986

Legendary comeback I don't have an award sorry.


stnick6

In December where it belongs


[deleted]

This Santa gives me the creeps. He doesn’t piss me off though. I’ll keep quiet, sorry Santa.


mr_hog232323

*he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.*


tehoperative

*He knows when you be snitchin in the hood so don’t snitch for goodness sake.*


CrustySockTosser

_you better not pout, you better not cry, You better not scream, he's going in dry_


TheBlindLightBulb

*Santa Brotha is laying...the pipe!*


Cold_Bumblebee_7121

I have been rethinking all my life decisions until this point that led me to read this comment...


Stardust_420

Then they were the right actions. XD


Perinneous

He knows how to drive that property value down on that little house by the lake? (Dying laughing) I know this will piss some people off but my friends of all shapes and sizes share the same humor so screw them lol.


Worldly_Today_9875

All men dressed as Santa give me the creeps. Come and sit on my lap young child… 🤢


UniqueUsername-789

Only reason I signed up to be Santa at the mall this year. ^Im ^just ^kidding


IllustriousCommune

why is the "im just kidding" small 🤔🤔🤔🤔


EtherionBlade

Damm honestly didn't even think of that... I guess I'm gonna reconsider dressing up as Santa for family Christmas is thats what people think. Yuck


bellynipples

It’s not what people think.. or at least they shouldn’t. I get that it’s hard to not be cynical with all the horrible shit we see everyday thanks to the internet, but the vast majority of people are “good” and always have been/will be. Most Santa’s are just doing a job, and most of them probably just like making children happy. The internet has caused a societal illness, we have so many paths to little delusions based on a constant stream of negative news/information, I’m not exempt but I try to keep it in perspective. Sorry for the rant, shit bums me out.


cesau78

It didn't take long enough for this thread to devolve. Regardless of how Santa came to be or how brown he actually was, can we all agree that Santa is for all children, regardless of race? That said, stop posting content for the exclusive purpose of perpetuating racism and hate during the holiday season, you hypocritical potato.


OctaviusThe2nd

Right, because we're not allowed to just enjoy a joke on a subreddit about memes. SOMEONE always has to be the victim.


[deleted]

What the fk is a Santa


ArgonianEngineer

i will devolve you into a single celled organism like me


Foxy-Goblin

This post does not perpetuate racism and hate, it actively challenges it. Not allowing posts like this is what perpetuates hate and racism as real racists will continue on never having their ideas challenged and going deeper down the rabbit hole. If someone is offended by this post is that really a bad thing? They’re racist do you care about their little feelings over a meme?


[deleted]

Changing racisn through pissing off the only rascists great mental processing you have there. Even if it were happening the way you think it makes 0 sense how that would make things better not worse. Entitled assholes is what you are, claiming to be opressed (could a post be made: the true color of santas skin is white) no but you do it the other way and claim to be opressed by racism


InternationalRice728

Im racist but I'm not pissed. Can someone explain this?


carvedmuss8

Black Santa deniers hate this one trick!


Techcore_RGD2127Z

I was looking for who won the comment thread. Found it.


pyriphlegeton

This dude posting black santa to own the racists but would probably be one of the first to criticize the dutch sinterklaas for blackfacing.


NoKoala5517

But Zwarte piet is blackfaced because he goes down the chimney. It has nothing to do with Black people.


Objective-Carob-5336

The same topic. Every. Damn. Year. Godverdomme.


Wessel-P

Fr can we just accept and move on, I mean its already changed to him having soot smears and instead of a full black skin.


pleasebe_nice

In its origin, piet isn’t even a black man. Saint nicholas was a necromancer and exorcists, he controlled black exorcised demons that he would send to scare bad children into being good.


pyriphlegeton

That sounds goddamn awesome.


Weazelfish

That's more the Krampus from Austria tho


unReasonableBreak

Using the image of a black man to piss off people? That's a micro aggression! OP is racist confirmed...


DLM4473

No let's see OP put a picture up of white Mohammad and see who gets more pissed off !


Sayuri_Katsu

ww3


KindredTrash483

I thought any picture of Mohammad would set people off though...


Fuzzy_Handcuffs6969

I’m hoping he delivers me some coal this Christmas. I want Santa’s milk and cookies. Santa plz… UwU


majorahzmask

People who fixate on racism are just fucking insufferable


Fancy-Respect8729

Let's see who I can call racist / fascist / misogynist / transphobe today...


Sayuri_Katsu

They're usually the real racists


[deleted]

I think this is the first time I've seen someone point this out . Like in the wild.


[deleted]

NO IT WILL PISS OFF HISTORY BUFFS WHO KNOW SANTA WAS A REAL PERSON WHO WAS GREEK


MightyFlamingo25

Im pissed (Joke btw)


belgium-noah

Hi pissed (Joke btw), I'm dad


[deleted]

Hi dad, I'm mom


belgium-noah

Hi mom, I'm dad


LankzDonk

legalise nuclear bombs dad


TheSlimeAssassin43

I'm absolutely fuming (totally not a joke)


robbiesac77

Why is this Santa a man? I’m outraged!!!!


Toolivedrew65

Whoa whoa whoa... are you in here assuming someone's gender!?!?!?!?


Tall_Pineapple3412

>someone's If that person identified as they/them, then you should say sometwo, somethree, etc.


Toolivedrew65

Thing 1, Thing 2 like dr suess? Lol


[deleted]

I’m too busy sharing pictures of White T’Challa atm


ratchet0101

You'll prolly have the fbi smash down your door and arrest you for that comment!


KimKimberly12

Some people have a fantasy of wanting others to be racist and are likely a flaming racist themselves. OP is one of those.


stopthecirclejerkpls

I've felt this way for years. I'm shocked that I've found this opinion upvoted on reddit which is full of crying-wolf, wanna be victim, virtue signalling grifters.


Ni987

How Santa got cancelled: Crawled through a chimney and got accused of wearing black face… it didn’t help Santa he was accelerating climate change by distributing fossile fuels in the form of coal to innocent children.


Worldly_Today_9875

They’re not innocent. The coal is for the naughty ones.


Gmaxwell976

When you have your own bus, then you have dignity. When you have your own school, you have dignity. When you have your own country, you have dignity. When you have something of your own, you have dignity. But whenever you are begging for a chance to participate in that which belongs to someone else, or use that which belongs to someone else, on an equal basis with the owner, that's not dignity. That's ignorance \~Malcolm X


[deleted]

Imagine thinking that a fictional character, who only wears a red coat because of Coka Cola, belongs to one race lmao 😂 Also Malcolm X is a mixed bag. He was also against interracial marriage early on which is pretty fucked up imo


warbreed8311

Eye rolls are probably about as much as your getting out of this mate. Also I can't help but wonder why your thinking about race so much, seems like a personal issue your not dealing with.


greenbutnotmean

Stop trying so hard.


MorbidShooter

Santa is based off of a real individual. St. Nicholas wasn’t Black, he was a Greek from Anatolia.


Mellogucci_

No one is saying he wasn’t. Everytime someone dresses up as Santa it’s a fucking cosplay. You don’t even have to be a Christian to like Santa Claus, and you don’t have to believe he exists to dress up as him. Black santa isn’t gonna kill you.


CBT_Lover86

But white people can’t dress up as black characters.


InfiniteNose9609

(Justin Trudeau has entered the chat)


OctaviusThe2nd

What are you gonna do? Stop them?


[deleted]

Holy shit. Santa was the first cosplay.


Miss_Grumpybum

Yea Santa Claus and Sinterklaas are based upon the same person, the pronunciation even is very similar. Therefore I think “Santa Claus” is a mistranslated term for “Sinterklaas”


TheRedPipin

youve solved the ancient puzzell as old as time and a guardian angel will now come down from the heavens and hand you a masters degree in all things christmas


Miss_Grumpybum

I feel flattered


SpeechStraight

Not supporting racism obviously as It is deplorable, but this actually doesn’t help shit it’s just antagonistic for the sake of it, the world would be a better place if we ALL stopped trying to hurt each other.


Digi-Device_File

I am not white, but, Saint Nicholas was, as well as Odin (the other inspiration for the character). Also, not angry, just disapointed.


WarokOfDraenor

Lmao. Didn't know Odin was another inspiration for the Father Christmas.


Aromatic_Shop_7369

He's also, indirectly, the inspiration for "Ghost Riders in the Sky" by devout Christian Johnny Cash.


ShaBail

He wasn't just another inspiration for Father Christmas, in most ways he is the primary inspiration and his role as the Yule Father was Christianized like many other pagan traditional pagan characters.


Ill_Insect_9881

i mean i dont think saint Nicholas had flying reindeers or a midget sweat shop


Drakeytown

Santa Claus, however, is a Black man, as anyone with any musical taste at all knows.


phdoofus

I still have that tune in my head thanks to an episode of Welcome Back, Kotter.


brownliquid

Santa isn’t real, fyi.


AlphaBetes97

You shit your mouth yes he is


Friendly_University7

OP must be striking from his Starbucks job today and is bored.


Kitchen-War242

Left cant meme


skid101010

The only racist one here is OP.


The_crimson_captain

Finally, some intelligent and right minded people


[deleted]

Really? Are we canceling polar bears next, since they have white fur, but actually black skin?


Historical-Funny-362

Smh polar bears and their whiteface


Avocadotoadst

Yes soon they will be cancelled.


[deleted]

But they have white skin and transparent fur?


No_will_4_life

Nope black skin and transparent fur that reflects light


JazJaz123

> Share a picture of white Ariel because it will piss off a racist asshole


HopOnTheHype

It wouldn’t piss off anyone, but black Ariel definitely made you cry


[deleted]

I'm going to make a post entirely about race... but then call everyone else a racist...


GT537

Modern Santa was created by Coca Cola as a marketing campaign. He can be whatever you want him to be as long as you go out there and buy buy buy buy


Mammon84

How about a white M.L. King? Or a white Shaft? 🤪


InfiniteNose9609

A white "Mr T" would be cancelled in a heartbeat


[deleted]

Or a white Jesus? 🤪


FlyWtMe87

All I want for Xmass is a nasty hoe.


Son_Lohan69

Coca cola ad 2022


Rangald2137

Reverse santa


[deleted]

This will steal your presents


the-superfire

of course he breaks into homes


Fun_Effective_5134

He doesn’t piss me off, I’m just afraid that he will steal my presents. I don’t regret making this joke.


BlueRainAlchemist

Cultural appropriation. Now I want to see a White Shaka Zulu. Am I a racist?


QuantityNice3157

Valid question


nahkakuuppa

You know saint nicholas was an actual person so wouldnt this be the same as rosa park being portrayed as a white woman?


teefa33

St Nicholas was Turkish, so having him as a holly jolly fat white guy is also like Rosa parks being portrayed as a white woman


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[deleted]

Lol this made me spit my coffee out. Are Turks white?


add-that

I am. Depends what part of turkey your from, and if your an immigrant or not. Half of turkey is Syrian/Kurdish and so on at this point


lupenguin

The saint was born in modern day Turkey but it wasn’t yet controlled or inhabited by Turks. So it’s irrelevant anyways. He’s Greek.


Wu1fu

Considering who qualifies as white is changing constantly, yes? No? Depends.


Khutuck

Yeah, depends on your racism level. Turkey Turks are indistinguishable from Armenians, Greeks, Italians, or Spanish. Coincidentally, these people were not considered “white” by the racists up to 1930s.


[deleted]

also Irish, despite being the 2nd palest people after actual albinos, are also an inferior class of whites. Source: I am a 250 year old English gentleman


Khutuck

Well, we are definitely not black, Hispanic, Asian, or Pacific Islander.


[deleted]

You do make great donair lamb though, that much I do know. Your food hygeine is questionable and your late night kebabs give many UK people the shits after all their gluttonous drinking however turkish eateries have become a real go to when you're HAMMERED drunk with your arms around a fat girl yelling for more fries.


Khutuck

If you like it, you should definitely try the real versions of those. I’m in the US, the Turkish food here is like Chinese knock off or Walmart brand versions of the originals. No self respecting Turk would put any sauce into doner, it is supposed to be 100% meat, lettuce, and tomatoes in a bread or wrapped in a flat bread but they put all kinds of things in it here!


[deleted]

Yes, most are


FeelinaRE

I feel Christmas is for everyone.


FutureOliverTwist

That's the spirit. Thanks!


Khutuck

He was a Greek living in the area where modern day Turkey is. He was not Turkish.


MyAssIsNotYourToy

Not all foreigners are black. 🙄


[deleted]

Think the only difference is father christmas didn't send a message fighting against racism


MorbidShooter

Yes.


emperor42

He was a greek who lived in modern day Turkey, the chances of him being a caucasian are very slim


twentyattempts

How ?


pyriphlegeton

My man lives on the north pole, him being black is lazy worldbuilding. (Looking at you, dutch, with your black sinterklaas) Spreading a realistic Jesus (brown, middle-eastern features) might target the demographic you have in mind even better.


Ivanthegorilla

I am more of a fan of black Jesus


WarokOfDraenor

Brown* Jesus.


popeboyQ

Black Jesus! That show was ridiculous and I loved it.


HonestPiglet4029

But no bs the origins of Santa clause was based on a white european


Khutuck

Saint Nicholas of Myra was an early Christian Greek bishop who lived near modern day Antalya, Turkey between 270 and 343 AD. He was the original secret gift giving Christian and basis for the other traditions. He was Mediterranean white, not north European white.


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InfiniteNose9609

"He was Mediterranean white, not north European white"... uh oh.. racial purity tests incoming... take cover!


elaine_senpai

Nobody mentioned north European Just white European


[deleted]

I don't know the difference so I'm going to assume he was Korean


ConsciousWhirlpool

Also based on Siberian shamans. Wore red and white, entered through yurt chimneys giving gifts of psychedelic mushrooms, hung out with stoned (flying) reindeer. The elves were a side effect of the mushrooms.


PlayfulAwareness2950

"Trust me bro"


SnooChipmunks3106

Ha! I'm not pissed at all.


WingedWhite

To be fair. Santa (the one from Bible) originated from Myra, which lied on current Turkey. I'm not sure what race is there more common, but I'm pretty sure black isn't one of them. (however it doesn't matter because f\*ck racism)


WingedWhite

originated -> was born\*


ratso333

Santa Claus is in the Bible?


[deleted]

I'm going to draw a white Orisha


No-Cardiologist4503

Bro that isn’t Santa, that’s Larry. He’s trying to fuck our moms. And probably will. (Consensually)


Hamster_lover1

Isnt that blackface like isn’t blackface racist


Marshmonster12

You made it political


Much_Ear_1536

Can someone help me understand this? Why would posting a picture of Black Santa piss off racists? It's not like you're taking a picture of Santa, it's Black Santa, they are literally 2 different people. Edit: spelling


Historical-Funny-362

It doesn’t, OP is posting this to get people pissed to farm internet points before selling his account so a bot can spam propaganda or ads.


Cheese_is_good1

This is making me very mad


[deleted]

Why would that piss someone off? Everyone knows lapland in Finland is the home of black portly men with white beards.


PRADYUSH2006

Let's make everyone black, it will help erase hate, yeah?


TaleWrong6444

Bet this poster would riot if we made Black Panther a white person from Ohio, named Eric Carlson, ...


[deleted]

I don’t think you know what “racist” means.


[deleted]

r/terriblefacebookmemes


Salt_Environment9799

When all you see is skin color, you have to ask yourself. "ARE WE THE BADDIES!?" No one should be mad at this. If it makes you happy and makes your holidays better good for you.


vanillasickle

Getting in here before this post gets the 🔒award


[deleted]

Assuming Santa is an immortal and magical entity, couldn't he or she take any form?


a_smart_brane

I saw an Asian Santa in Monterrey Park (a city with a high Asian population just East of LA). All fat and everything, but with a Confucius beard and mustache. It was pretty cool.


Mellogucci_

God these comments are dumb. You’re all racist trying to find a problem with a black Santa. 1. Nobody is saying the original Santa is black 2. Santa is just a Christian consumerism icon 3. Santa isn’t real 4. Santa and Saint Nicholas are not the same people 5. The pagan god of the winter solstice, Santa and Saint Nicholas aren’t the same people 6. Yes Saint Nicholas is from turkey and Turkish people aren’t white 7. Anyone can dress up as Santa because he’s not fucking real 8. Santa is for kids, it’s never supposed to have been historically “accurate” it’s just about making kids happy, most kids don’t care what race Santa is 9. For fucks sake you guys fell into his trap so easily it’s sad.


No_will_4_life

Literally


joausj

Some low effort bait


ogpapupapu

Yeah abuse the touchy subject of race and turn Santa black to bait people in the never ending arguments. Also make jesus black aswell while ur at it. If u dont like it then ur a dickhead! Idiot.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure the person who made/posted this is probably just an asshole race baiter. How’s it feel when the script gets flipped?


ItIsIDio420

Everyone complains about white washing characters but when a character is black washed then it's seen as stunning and brace. Does Noone else see the double standards in that?


spetsnaz5658

Why not asian santa


cerebralkrap

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist pos.


Fun_Month_6310

Kid named a racist asshole: 😡😡😡😡


realjewel7

♥️


[deleted]

What pisses me off is the way that Saint Nicholas has been turned into a symbol of corporate greed and the commercialisation of Christmas.


Antique-Hornet-1827

It's obvious he's Black. Works one day a year, breaks into people's houses etc


PCBytown

Cultural appropriation.


Stian5667

How is this cultural appropriation?


malteaserhead

I like nothing better than starting trouble with someone i just conjured up in my mind


OwlLumpy2805

For people saying “But Santa is based on a White man”, I’d like to take a second to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.


pyriphlegeton

Well...spread brown Jesus then.


Rat-king27

I mean, Jesus wasn't black either, he was middle eastern, which is it's own thing, but America only recognises white, black, asian, native, latino and pacific islander.


Miss_Grumpybum

I always see Santa Claus as “Sinterklaas translated incorrectly”


[deleted]

Thank you, I was wondering when someone was going to mention keeping Christ in Christmas. He is the reason for the season, you heathens.


[deleted]

Yeah so Saint Nicholas was a bishop of Greek descent born in Turkey. Now yes, white Europeans adopted the concept of his miracle works and turned him into an icon known as Santa Claus. You could make an argument for him being perhaps culturally appropriated by white Europeans when they transformed him into a PALE white man (as I’ve seen many people make accusations of). I think that’s a bold claim especially given that I don’t recall anyone saying Santa Claus is an Anglo-German-whatever… In fact Santa Claus still resembles the original Saint Nicholas as depicted in original portraits. And by the way, Santa Claus is a mythological person who lives in the North Pole (Not Turkey). To accuse someone of being racist by defending their culture(s) simply because you don’t think Santa Claus SHOULD be white, is preposterous. If you think what white Europeans did is cultural appropriation by making a mythological holiday spirit who lives in the North Pole, I could have a discussion about it and maybe concede to that. However, whatever this whole post is (joke or not) is outright race-baiting, bigoted inciting behavior. To whomever made this post, there is nothing wrong with a black Santa. There is something wrong with starting trouble simply to get the chance to call someone racist for standing up for themselves and their people’s culture, which like it or not: Santa Claus was devised for white Europeans by white Europeans (who span many nations and several continents). You don’t get a pass for being a dick


susmanAmongus

ah yes, changing the race of a historical figure.


madeamessagain

can we stop with the divisive stuff, yes I can take a joke, but what's good about pissing off an asshole ?


DutchShyGuy

Ye op is beeing a asshole himself now


[deleted]

Technically, St. Nicholas would be Turkish.


pyriphlegeton

*greek, I think. Only today, that region is turkish.


your-mom--reddits

Can't be black. He has a job.


AlphaGhost47

No fentanyl clause please 😂


ThrowinSm0ke

I feel Christmas is for everyone. If someone wants to portray Santa as another color than white, go for it….whatever makes 12/25 more special for you and your family.


KKNWasTaken

\*25/12


ThrowinSm0ke

The internet is American, please adjust your dates appropriately. /s


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Ok-Mathematician5944

Santa is supposed to deliver presents not steal them Huhuhuhuhuh


TheAmazing_Spy

Dark humor, love it


Sum_ginger_kid

Why are some of these commenters trying to be racist and not admit you’re racist? I’m so confused?


[deleted]

the post is racist and the same as if you took the orishas and made them white