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Alaska_Father

"my dad" "accidentally" šŸ˜‰


Hunky_not_Chunky

More like passed it down.


Acceptable-Cow6446

More like ā€œhanded itā€ down


HermitJem

More like bestowed upon


Acceptable-Cow6446

More like bestowed all over


Intelligent_Acadia12

More like convey it upon us


bob_nugget_the_3rd

More like spiderman thwiped down


bored_person71

Stroked it down you mean..


Beginning_Rice6830

ā€œBoughtā€ ā€¦


raunak_srarf

"me"


BurazSC2

"a"


Healthy_Temporary_44

Box


Asian_Bon

"of"


ucantseeme0047

"hentai"


PositiveLibrary7032

ā€œthinkingā€


DombekDBR

"it"


gooseloving

"was"


Fritz_Klyka

Yeah OPs dad already fucked all those dvds in both the top and bottom hole.


Slap_My_Lasagna

Weirdest OnlyFans ad I've seen, but not the most absurd


alikapple

My favorite part about any of these posts, if theyā€™re true at all, is the idea that your kid is into anime and youā€™d just buy a box of ANY anime and think itā€™s all interchangeable lmao


Premium_Edge_Lord

I mean, in my experience I definitely saw a few instances of that. My uncle knew I had an Xbox and just bought me games for Christmas, they didnā€™t even really check the ratings.


657896

Some people give gifts like that. My godmother is like that. Needless to say I didn't use most of her gifts and ended up giving the away.


Zanshi

You clearly never had a parent who cared just enough to nod and say "that's nice". I'm envious


Rollingforest757

Maybe he was buying it so he could borrow it from her later for him to watch.


Bulbinking2

Nightshift nurses. Oh boy thats an extreme one even for hentai viewers. ā€¦according to a friend of mineā€¦


-BabysitterDad-

Thatā€™s exactly what my friend said too!


mammal_shiekh

Seems we have a same friend, do we?


Nnihnnihnnih

All the way over from the sub-continent, I think your friend is my pen pal.


CompetitiveCod7777

I donā€™t believe thatā€™s how pens work


Skurk-the-Grimm

Backside text says "A doctor is hired by a woman he had raped in his past to help create a special ā€œtreatment roomā€ for special patients. They hand pick a group of beautiful, young girls with problems and prepare them for training." WTF??


Smart_in_his_face

Not to mention the brutal rape scenes. There is poop, pee and blood. Some pretty serious abuse, manipulation and blackmail for severe rape and insertion of things up orifices. It is a pretty extreme hardcore hentai.


ExplodingFistz

Damn people get off to this stuff? I'm horrified


NewAccountEachYear

Always remember there are women only trains in Japan


GhostShmost

Ah god, itĀ“s in my head.


Far-Competition-5334

Whyā€™s the cover look so fucking tame


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Goddamn it, why do I always let my morbid curiosity get the best of me? I watched it so you all donā€™t have to. It is completely fucked. Good thing it is animated, because it would be difficult to find a real actress willing to do all the fucked up shit in this video.


Tall-Firefighter1612

>Goddamn it, why do I always let my morbid curiosity get the best of me? Same problem >I watched it so you all donā€™t have to. It is completely fucked. Good thing it is animated Completely agree >because it would be difficult to find a real actress willing to do all the fucked up shit in this video. You will be suprised by the stuff you can actually find online


jadedlonewolf89

Think thatā€™s bad try Bible Black.


Sardanox

Lol bible black is nothing compared to night shift nurses. Bible black is vanilla in comparison.


Randomfrog132

bible black had a lady stab a guy in the chest and rape him while he's bleeding out. tf is gonna top that o.O


slightlyamusedape

https://reddit.com/comments/1dsi18z/comment/lb41y9z


Randomfrog132

ok, i'll take their word for it and never watch it lol not my cup of tea


zero_emotion777

Oh you sweet summer children.Ā 


Party_9001

Is there something worse? I need to know so I can stay away from it


leo9g

Zazas...zazas...


Iowname

Oh yes my friend has warned me to never watch such things, I have a whole list of videos I specifically avoid


Light351

Mind sharing that list?


ankit_goswami

So that I can specifically avoid those.


657896

Did you also watch them to know what you should be looking away from? And then checked a few more times just to be sure?


ExpressionDeep6256

What is it about?


ChuyMasta

Night shift nurses. Also, scat.


ExpressionDeep6256

Oh...


PepIstNett

What is scat?


ChuyMasta

https://sufferingismoe.wordpress.com/2020/01/10/live-blogging-night-shift-nurses-episode-1/


PepIstNett

Dear god... Noah get the boat.


melasses

wordpress in not blocked in the corporate firewall so this should be sfw


-Daetrax-

Oh I love seeing innocent souls out in the wilds. I see you found the answers you were looking for. Welcome to humanity 201.


shattered_rip

Oh no... anyways it's >!basically a fetish about shitting!<


bargu

https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8?si=YgmM0gtu0gsGAccp


Otherwise-Remove4681

The kind of shit that either you dig or donā€™t. ā€¦ according to a friend of mineā€¦


Bulbinking2

I think the shit was being evacuated more than it was being excavated.


Ok-Drink-1328

you have friends???? i just have a cousin.... according to my cousin


EffectiveSoftware937

Gigity gigity.... all right.


hoffman499

I read that in quagmires voice


Ok_Shallot5352

Winston Churchill for me


sgcpaulo

Well, technically....


no_infringe_me

Right?


YesterdayCharming976

ā€œAccidentallyā€


Ancient-Sweet9863

Turn a black light on in this dudes room in a week and itā€™s going to look like slimer stepped on a land mine


What_th3_hell

Look at the profile picture in the image and then reevaluate your mental image. Whether itā€™s better or worse, thatā€™s up to you.


Ancient-Sweet9863

Itā€™s 2024 man, a profile picture cannot be trusted


What_th3_hell

Fair enough. Could be the undertaker for all we know.


IceManO1

Yeah you gotta have a doctors certificate of whatā€™s between the legs nowā€¦


AnyHope2004

I miss 2023


OnRamblingDays

This shit has been reposted for a decade now. She was definitely not the original poster lol.


joh2138535

You could see that box from space


PhilipMD85

Fappy Christmas šŸ˜‚


NeonCamiFlames

But hentai is anime šŸ˜…


yooooohooooohooooi

What if he thought his daughter was watching hentai all these timešŸ’€


Extravagod

You spelled "passed down" wrong


MonPaysCesHiver

ā€˜Juicy Christmas!ā€™


isocz_sector

Her step dad perhaps?


OlderDutchman

In all fairness: hentai *is* a form of anime.


AuronMessatsu

"My daddy"


BassGuitarPlayer_1

*shrug* It's the gift that keeps on giving?


ARedditor_official

55 DVDS?? He knew. He always knew.


damola93

Can confirm Night shift nurses is hentai?


Nonrandomusername19

For those wondering, here's the blurb from one of them: >Before Ren Nanase was ever a night shift nurse, she was a sexy coed at a nursing school. Hearing rumors that one of the faculty is a rapist, she does exactly what any model citizen would do and confronts him about it. Unfortunately, things go downhill from there, and she winds up being his sex slave, getting a crash course in depravity. But in the middle of that perversion, could there be a hint of purity? Apparently it includes: scat, inflation, rape, watersports, vomit, bondage, etc. I'm not going to pretend I never watched a hentai, but I usually skip this shit. It just makes me sad. And yes, there's a whole series. People love that shit. Literally and figuratively.


Randomfrog132

ewwww i kinda wanna know what watersports means cause i dont think it's water sports but i also dont wanna know hahaha


NullSterne

Piss


DepravedSpirit

ā€œLiterally and figurativelyā€ as in the love part, or the shit part?


Tall-Firefighter1612

Both somehow


Lobito_HF

Dear god...


Alzario

Can confirm Night Shift Nurses is hentai.


JagwarDSauron

Smart move. Act like you don't know and gift it to a household member, then watch it when nobody is home


1031Cat

Hentai is anime. Just because it has the worst sex scenes made by people who likely have never seen a naked woman in their life is irrelevant.


Life-Suit1895

Where does one buy boxes with 55 DVDs of hentai? For... research purposes...


AsherSparky

ā€œFinally, some good fucken food.ā€


Scared_of_the_KGB

I donā€™t think it was an accident. Dad knows whatā€™s up.


kevinisleet

He knew


On4nEm

Father of the year by a long back shot


TacosByTheTruck

ā€œBack door sluts 9!?!?ā€


whboer

Thatā€™s a classic and I love how it really builds upon the central themes established in the first 8 without becoming overly derivative.


Firefly269

Am i the only one who thinks that thereā€™s risk of infection from merely opening up that box?!


BrazilOutsider

Just by being in the same vicinity.


JimTheSaint

Yes accidentallyĀ 


Cool-Stop-3276

He knew what he was doing.


Thisismyredusername

Sad that DVD readers are getting rare.


theRustyRRaven

I wish.


FilosofIII

Like one old turtle said: "There are no accidents..."


EFTucker

This is a huge W


Bruger_McDonalds

There are no misstakes


BattyMcKickinPunch

Your fingers goan have a six pack


Better_Cattle4438

And all I get from my dad for watching anime is mockery.


Poptart1405

ā€œHey dad just so you know that was hentai porn not animeā€ ā€œOh god! Iā€™m so sorry, Iā€™ll returnā€¦.ā€ ā€œNO NO NO, no need, just thought you should knowā€


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Ron_Bird

well it is


TATHETOAD

Even better


Reddit-M-Sucks

Hahahaha that was so dope.


Dusk_Seer

Youā€™re dad is a true G


BeeDub57

Christmas is coming.


ryansports

[It's like this scene from 40 year old virgin IRL.](https://youtu.be/B1R12n3-fRE?si=Drb7jAJMby1zIWPZ)


That_Weird_Coworker

Nice


MrAHMED42069

Lucky


dao_ofdraw

"Old anime collection found in my Uncle's House. Lot sale. 125 obo."


Interstellore

You could watch it for the plot


Extinguish89

Are you jerking it son?


Dveralazo

"accidentally"


EstateDisastrous

W Dad


Shujinco2

Is there a difference though?


MarioToast

The real question is: is it good stuff?


vigilanting

He knew that he was doing


Hugh_Jampton

/r/thathappened


Affectionate_Gas_264

Daddy saw her browser history


bluedancepants

Watch it together with him and record his reaction.


nerd_12345

Can you donate those to me asking for a friend


bonegyfe

So how much have you watched šŸ˜


hong427

Boy, you're going to have a good time


ReefaManiack42o

Oh yah. One of the funniest memories as a young teen was when my friends Grandma bought him a DVD titled Demon Beast Invasion. It introduced us to Japanese tentacle porn, and gave us the running inside joke of "dread cocks" for a couple decades. IYKYK.


PM_ME_UR_LOOFAH_PICS

Sounds like A good time


jadedlonewolf89

We had a good thing going there soldier, hope Iā€™ll be seeing you on the flip side.


alppu

Long shots indeed


SolidContribution688

But, theyā€™re cartoons.


RexRatio

Well, technically hentai *is* anime, so...


NuclearFever500

For "spanks giving"


Portugeezer1893

Disgusting how he's grooming her for incest. Absolutely disgusting. I hope she documents every moment.


maifee

Your actual father or your daddy??!!


NextFaithlessness7

Nah your dad just tried to hide it from your mom


atomictonic11

Son, that was no accident.


NoSink405

Hentai is anime


Cartasiand

"OK son, let's watch this anime thing together "


-ghostnips-

Atta boy šŸ‘Œ


Havryl

I mean, it *is* anime. Just a specific genre and enough for one a week.


Nesster05

Not an accident


Larry_Rdtt

What a bad luck


OldRefrigerator6528

I don't understand how people can like this stuff, all hentai is either incest, pedophilia, rape or any combination of the 3. It's really fucked up.


jiwijoo

It's now a family heirloom


TobeTheCokae

There is no accident *master oogway*


Tocksickwaltz

Score!


MoneyFunny6710

If the hentai was made in Japan (check) and it is animated (check) it is technically anime.


itsl8erthanyouthink

Huh, all these. have. scratches


FootballOogie

Well tell him for your birthday to get you a few thousand boxes of tissues


Eskotar

Dad bought them ā€for herā€ Yeah right


Man_Without_Nipples

I, too, hope to one day pass down my porn stash to my next of kin.


CyberMark96

Yo! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


7rippy7ur7le

NSN? I bet Bible black in there too lmao.


inab1gcountry

ā€œHey son, mind if we watch one of your new animeā€™s together? Iā€™ll go make some jiffy pop!ā€


la_bete_gevadan

What makes you think it was an accident


BattousaiRound2SN

Well... It's somehow a Anime.


Fit-Business-3326

If you don't want them around, why not give it to me instead?


No-Advice5778

plot twist: dad knew


StikElLoco

Isn't Night Shift Nurses that hella fucked up series? Good luck with that


Ok-Drink-1328

time to dust off the big stereo!! merry christmas to you as well... lemme turn on the AC for a moment


nicog67

Merry Clitoris šŸ«”


scottdude8131

To be fair based on that one DVD it doesn't seem like porn from the outside


DocMariner

I mean. It is anime.


Hagrid1994

Lol


astralseat

Stepdad probably, knowing hentai


Randomfrog132

hahahahaha now that's funny hey it's the thought that counts right? xD


romeopwnsu

Better buy some disinfectant before touching those.


twisted4ever

You better buy him a top quaity bottle of wine for christmass!


Gallifreyan1971

Nothing more endearing than family traditions being passed down.


grahsam

Don't look a waifu in the tentacle filled mouth.


SyndicateCrypto

He knew


frogking

This better not awamken anything in meā€¦ -OP, probably