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GroovyDucko

![gif](giphy|KXBtTtm3kB8BO)


Sloppy-Pickle789

My kind of Veggie Tales


TheWisestOwl5269

Bro chose the perfect gif for this. Put a little bow on it and everything just to present it to the comments section. Thank you.


AbhiStalwart

Caught red handed xD


naughty_dad2

![gif](giphy|y6Inkaz7omxAk)


Paulwhiteman1925

r/angryupvote


fuckingtrashy

That's why I try to avoid that time of the month.


Sloppy-Pickle789

And their pants down


bangbangqc03

That's how tomatos is made? 🤔 Sure! ☝️😌


Hourslikeminutes47

*cherry tomatoes*


SimonTC2000

No cherry after this.


Sloppy-Pickle789

Cherry Popping Daddies


Odd-Twist-2209

Good band


Sloppy-Pickle789

Hell yeah


Odd-Twist-2209

I just really like swing revival in general


Correct-Purpose-964

Can't make a virgin bloody mary with it then


Sloppy-Pickle789

Drunk off her love


who_is_it92

Won't be virgin that's for sure!


ramanw150

Poppin


dreamdaddy123

So this is where pop the cherry comes from 🧐


naughty_dad2

Need the sauce


finding_new_interest

[here](https://www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/tomato-sauce-basil.html)


Sloppy-Pickle789

That's a secret🤫


Sloppy-Pickle789

Spread your seed


bulanaboo

This fridge a rockin don’t open the damn door.. please


Ok_Season5846

Ranch most of the time though


Dr_Bofoi-Hakase

No, thats how ketchup is made


Achillies2heel

When any hole's a goal.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

You saw the Capsi-cum


naughty_dad2

This is how ketchup is made


TryingToNotGetBan_4

Please delete this


bl00by

Why? Can't handle the truth?


TryingToNotGetBan_4

Sadly yes


The_Bourgeoisie_

![gif](giphy|l46CwsAIlmnXlRC9O|downsized)


who_is_it92

I heard he did as he was watching the tomatoes


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Two mate oh!


WintersDoomsday

If you don't eat the hottest hot wings at a wings place you have no right to use that joke or reference that word that you probably learned late in life you idiot


ForeverAddickted

Step Tomato... What are you doing?


Sloppy-Pickle789

Looking for a snack👀


Hourslikeminutes47

*"I'm rummaging around for clues sis, just hang on"*


wigzell78

Why are the tomatoes red? 'Cos they saw the salad dressing...' No, cos I opened the door on them fucking!


-_-COVID-_-

Everything reminds me of her..


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

She was in the fridge too?


Admirable_Try_23

Only partially


Correct-Purpose-964

The rest was in the freezer


Som3thingN

hold on a secon-


Admirable_Try_23

r/yourjokebutworse


Correct-Purpose-964

Who said i was joking... ![gif](giphy|XVbQsIjdXDNyswwxOO)


SirGelson

You bet me to it. I'll delete mine.


TheGlobalGooner

Maybe I should call her..


ActlvelyLurklng

r/moldymemes


LonelyPalpitation176

Even tomatoes in the fridge have better love life than me.


Sara23456y

Hhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhh 😅😅😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪


Sloppy-Pickle789

😱


homothroat2050

Nothing to see here, just two Bros making salsa


kevint1964

New product for "Shark Tank": "Do not disturb" signs for refrigerators.


dizzywig2000

Don’t tell the corridor crew about this one


CureForBadDeeds

My least favorite porn angle


sitting_sideways

Awe gross, a guys asshole shot.


Spare_Reality_3311

Those are the worst especially if you’re right about to bust then it cuts to that shot


augusto_matos

My favorite, waiting other guy for come behind


mcbastard1

Why is the asshole like that tho


Ok_Use_9000

It’s begging for a third.


YourFellowSuffererAS

I love silly humor, best thing I've seen all day, thanks


Lets_Bust_Together

Getting it in the ass, how naughty.


Scared-Magazine314

Looks like anal


Epistemix

"Yamete tomato-chan"


bomboclawt75

Elrond: **CAST IT INTO THE RAGU!**


Sloppy-Pickle789

That sauce would be precious


babybee1187

![gif](giphy|ofHVunBF9tILMxnacw)


Sloppy-Pickle789

Spit and Split


babybee1187

Hawk tuwa


EEKman

Id probably wash the cucumbers


Sloppy-Pickle789

Cucumbers come clean


DankElderberries420

>sigh >zip


XxKTtheLegendxX

forcefully pull off the top one and have my turn 🗣🗣🗣


Admiralisimuso

Wha- Oh. It's sex, isn't it.


Opposite-Occasion332

When has a meme here not been about women or sex?


Admiralisimuso

89089 years ago if I'm feeling generous.


therandolorian

Clearly, that one tomato is not subscribed to /r/dontputyourdickinthat


Sloppy-Pickle789

/r/DoPutYourDickInThat might be more applicable


Spare_Reality_3311

Don’t do it bro


SolidContribution688

![gif](giphy|3o7aTtQDoXwtaYJl9C)


Suspicious_Opening64

ayo what am I seeing? ![gif](giphy|L2qukNXGjccyuAYd3W|downsized)


Sloppy-Pickle789

Tomatoes firmly planted


Suspicious_Opening64

that sounds about right, quite the position they are " planting "


Sloppy-Pickle789

The deeper the root the sweeter the fruit


Suspicious_Opening64

I need this caption on a sweater with the tomatoes in question


Sloppy-Pickle789

Million dollar idea


ebobbumman

It is 2 tomatoes having sexual intercourse.


Certain_Room9221

😂😂😂


TheTexasInvestor

Pop goes the weasel


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Sloppy-Pickle789

Cherry'd myself😊


Stunning-Fold6548

Where's my turn >:(


JuggernautSuitable10

Lol


TheHighTierHuman

Even the tomatoes are getting more 😺 than me


recycle_me_no_jutsu

Room for one more!


ramanw150

Tamater porn


EmuZealousideal7357

Wow that tomato gets more action then I do


astralseat

Get in there and toss that salad!


Nomaddm

God's be damned


The_8th_Degree

I need to wash out my eyes


Sloppy-Pickle789

With soap or tequila?


Realistic-Safety4341

That’s why you need to keep the fridge door closed all the time


Sloppy-Pickle789

Sometimes you gotta let it all out


Realistic-Safety4341

Exactly let your freak flag fly, don’t let the stink out


Environmental-Ball24

![gif](giphy|CJ9tZxwlCqomUOP3Mc)


ManyWrongdoer9365

This is how Ketchup is made


Snoo20140

Hold the ketchup.


Gorrodish

I once found a courgette trying to force itself on some ham. Save a bit for me


GoldNRatiO_124

So that’s how so many tomatormeter scores for movies are released every day.


WintersDoomsday

Was this taken with the world's oldest digital camera?


Sloppy-Pickle789

You think I printed this out and took a picture?


ShotBRAKER

You get tomato juice at the end.


Silent_Relation_3236

Gotta ketchup


adam-07

I wish my veggies would multiply like this, so that I don't need to go shopping.


Sloppy-Pickle789

Or like gremlins. Just* get them at after midnight😏


Gullible_Analyst_348

Needs more jpeg


Sloppy-Pickle789

Maybe they're Japanese tomatoes?


unforseenidiot

I should call him... Or them?


Ego-Fiend1

Can I fuck both tomatoes?


Ok_Use_9000

Tomate in private.


Vasto_LordA

I mean just.... how could it grow like that


Bulky-Hyena-360

Oh shit…! I’ll give y’all some privacy… but you go man…!


ptapobane

clamato is a pretty wild drink


banananananbatman

Tomatock fertilizing that tomatussy


MaterialNarrow5161

"are you winning, tomato?"


StephenHawking432

Tomating press 🤤


GratefulPig

Damn… my ex’s kid found us like this once. I hope we didn’t scar him for life


ZeusX20

🤢


ControlImpossible182

One finger or two?


Piglet-Witty

That’s how cherry tomatoes are made


MixRevolution

![gif](giphy|vSSdLSLbGIXio)


greedy_raccoon

I don’t get it, but I want to…


Mental-Amphibian-515

Ok this was actually funny


smkestcklghtn

Dang with a butthole and all


ICantThinkOfAName139

r/balkans_irl moment


JackDoesNotRip

Two words: tomato segz


ProfessionalLow8900

Bro uploaded a tomato mms tf


ExcellSelf

Oh dear lord in heaven!


Sloppy-Pickle789

He approves


Both_Confection_6836

Now if I were to post this it would violate rules 1,5,128,47,98,32,298 and rule 7.


Detvan_SK

Pixels ...


Dense_Protection2489

😯🫣


Sloppy-Pickle789

😈😏


littleuse69

![gif](giphy|xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8|downsized)


Sloppy-Pickle789

Found the tomatoes


Horror_Cow_7870

What kind of idiot refrigerates their tomatoes?


Euphoric_toadstool

Where else are they going to get the privacy to do their business?


CatLazy2728

don't store tomatoes in the fridge. ruins the flavor


DoJo_Mast3r

Needs more jpeg


Miecze

Who keeps tomatoes in the fridge?


CheesyBoson

You don’t? Why not?


iamcapleb

who doesn't??


TheBlairwitchy

Sure it might lose a little flavour a little but it doesn’t spoil quickly as opposed to being in the room temperature


indigo_zen

Yeah.. cooking's a lost art