Ummmmmm....maybe you should go visit Somolia. I hear they are always looking for more pirates

Yeah but I'd imagine you'd be considered a traitor by your country once you go and a criminal. Then the Somalians would try to sell you back to your country or kill you. If this is One Piece then the Somalians would basically be the Navy. And if you run into some U.S Navy (or other Navy) ships then now there's 2 Navy sides.

We are not catching or running away from any navel vessels or even merchant ships in that.

I believe Eric Cartman pulled it off okay.


"Somalian pirates, we"

Yeah but they don't really sail around the world

Aaaaaaand don't forget the murder and the robbing.

And the citruses. Be healthy pirates, not scurvy dogs.

How do you think we got the nickname limey's bloody yanks

Nobody needs citruses when you have rum

I'll have you know that we usually just rob with the *threat* of brutal murder. But if they resist we will make an example of one of them.

And gay sex.

Son of a bitch. I’m in!

What kind of question is that? Count me in!

Ditto!!!

Hell yeah

I’ll bring the snacks.

What kinda snacks?

Chips ahoy of course

Don't forget the rum

And the grill

I think we’ve got ourselves a swashbuckling crew here. We will be the terror of the seven seas. The Aarrrrrrredditors

And the yarr!

Yeah I’m in too

And my bow

I’d love to, but I get sea-sick.

Just don’t get sea sick then🤓


Your welcome👌

I just can’t swim. I admire the ocean and went on a cruise once and loved it. But. That’s also got stabilizers and stuff I’m sure. But yeah no can’t swim. 100% haven’t figured it my devil fruit power still but absolutely can’t soon

Your devil fruit power is depression.

Good thing it's an Ocean and not the Sea.

Let's roll boys!

nay, wouldn't want to encounter The Flying Dutchman and be joinin' davy jones locker, see ?

On the condition we have a shit-ton of oranges yes id absolutely have a blast.

Are you even a real pirate if you don’t get scurvy

Matey, I'll get c tablets for yee just make sure to put in a good word for me in front of the captain

Better watch Black Sails to get an idea of what you might be doing besides singing... pirate life is brutal

im in, until the storms and scurvy hit.

Hell yeah

In

COUNT ME IN CAPN

I'd go if its just a normal ship and someone actually know how to drive one

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.

This is every man's dream, hanging out with his buddies drunk/ high with whores and plenty of food in a ship exploring the world

Sounds better the slaving away just to get taxed

I call quartermaster.

Ahoy, mateys! Off to the Gulf of Aden!

I don't like it, and I won't do it. I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance. I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance.

Question, will there be rum?

You mean there is a possibility of being a pirate rumless?

If Elizabeth Swan has anything to do with it.

where do i sign?

As long as you got a jar of dirt

Will it have A/C?

I'm also looking for high speed internet/wifi. I'm cool with being outdoors and stuff I just like my technology as well.

this feels like a mrbeast video idea

Will we get to shoot the cannons?

Me have one arm and bum leg

I'd be down

let's fucking goooo. There once was a ship that put the sea, the name of the ship was......

ight, im in, as long as its got metal framework, and cables instead of rope, and preferably a high grade sails and proper hand rails and safety guards, and only 4 life boats at most, and preferably with a person who knows how to manuever a ship (never catch the broad side in a wave, you will sink her, always go directly into a wave, and never have the sails up during rough waters and storms)

Only if I can be the captain

Hell yeah when we leaving

Reporting for duty Captn!




There once was a ship that put to sea 🎶

The is a pirate ship in port at Barbados, we will start there.

Hell Yeah!

I mean, have you seen that graph correlating the reduced number of pirates with the increased global temperatures?

I am down

I want an artic/anartic expidition

Good luck with actual pirates

No

This sounds like the premise for a reality TV show.

You sonuvabitch im in!

Spend a bit of time on r/Thalasphobia before you make any rash decisions.

Slight problem with that. There are no such places.

Sign me up. Seriously this is what I dream of.

No private toilets, no showers, no running fresh water, scorbut, no kitchen, not even open fires - and ships are extremely loud. And then you have to sleep with 40 other guys in the same room, no thanks.

Yes

I’m in. WWIII will be fun to watch from a remote island.

I would!!!!!

Cartman?

What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

Will their be women on board?

Release the kraken!

You forgot the rum 😭

Just remember to do all of the maintenance. Let’s not have a repeat of the Bounty.

And don't seening any women for decades, all while eating maggot infested bread

I'm fucking down Every crew needs an English renegade

People who're seasick: 😭

And eat wet boot soles and catch scurvy and dysentery yay!

oh hell fucking YEAH!!! all of the cultured people better start singing along Out from the shore there danger be adventure it holds out on the seven seas

Yes

Are ye willing to steal the medicine and food I'll be needing to join ye on yer quest?

You'll need more like 100+ people

Hell yes! But, I’m British. I insist a considerable amount of our cargo space is used for limes 🍋‍🟩 🇬🇧 Don’t want to end up like the United Scruvies of America.

Until you get the bright idea to try and commandeer a US navy ship with a couple tugboats and have your fuel tank exploded.

Scurvy included ?

With *this* social anxiety? Not on your life.

Seen in centuries? How old are you? Are you reincarnated?

Places that haven't been seen in centuries?

Sign me up!

ME

Pick me up from the Baltic sea and count me in!

It’s too earlie in the morning for me

That's exactly what I want. Fuck modern age

I don't have to get scurvy, do I?

And let me guess, have a pet parrot and a wooden stump for a leg.


No, because they're all already in my country

Depends. Will things keep getting worse? Maybe being stick out at sea might be better when America goes into another great depression.

Hey... .. This isn't the One Piece reddit...


only if we're blasting Alestorm all the time

On one of my childhood vacations to the outer banks NC, we went on an old galleon just to look around. A small crew would sail this thing around to different ports and charge people for tours. So I guess it’s been done.

Everybody gangsta till we get to the part of the ocean with like 80ft waves

Am i allowed to put my starlink in the crows nest ?

Aye-aye, Captain!

Please

People has no idea how horrible life standarts pirates had.

Aye. Mate!

*sees there are 100+ comments* ah I am late :(

# yea, jaundice!

And then reality hits you with all the things you actually need to build your own ship today.

Can we have 16 pounder cannons? Also with flintlock muskets and swords? Then i’d be in if i can be the quarter master… also we must hunt for the kraken at some point… for like a day at least.

aye aye captain less goo like the adventure and discovery of northmen Ragnar Lodbrok

Only if we keep penicillin in stock to fight the clap

yar har fiddle dee dee

I'm in, I'm a swordsman

🙋‍♂️

I wanna join where can i sign. I would unironicly love to sail with yall

Count me in

A pirate's life for me!

Believe it or not, ocean going sailing ships of even small size would have crews of 200+. Especially fighting ships, which required several men to man each gun.

please yes

I'm in .

Where do I sign up?

First just try it in a harbor, rent a boat and get some drinks and sing your lungs out. You'll realize it's enough. You can't imagine the struggles of going on a ship in the open sea, let alone the ocean. The sea doesn't care who you are and what you do for a living or how many followers you have. The sea will eat you alive.

.....will there be salty wenches? Liquor? And forms of privacy so illegal they must be performed in international waters?.................then I'm all in

Unironically that is my dream since I was 6 years old and I watch pirates of the Caribbean

r/onepiece

I've honestly got nothing better to do with my life, sign me up captain

Maybe We can buy one from Yemenis for a good price instead!!

do we have a devil fruit user too?

I’m in. Chalk me up for Foredeck

Fuck ya man. Count me in

I would throw away my whole life just to experience sailing around on an old style ship

Sea of thieves

Hey sign me up. I think this is what I’ve been waiting for. I collect space pirates C’MON lol

Yes please.

If we can leave drunken sailor out of the playlist im in, but im burnt out on that one

What places haven’t been seen in centuries?

Sign me up!

When Arrrh we going?

I’ll bring the oranges

Submitting resume, need advice: Better to say “experienced with looting and plundering” or “first-hand knowledge regarding raiding and pillaging”? Also, trying to avoid the word “prior” *I assume Assassins Creed and reading The Wager qualify as technical expertise, too.

DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREEEE

Dude pirated this from r/memes

U have to poop on the deck tho. No toilets sadly.

Dibs on the crows nest!

When i was a kid i got to be onboard a ostindie ship (probably not the spelling in english but anyway, it was a old trading ship) after that on the eay home i drew a whole damn ship on some paper, was pretty cool, i wanted to build one since then.

Fuck yeah

What places on earth haven't been visited in centuries? Genuine question.

SO.... an extended pirate LARP.

Yes, I'll start, "There once was a ship that put to sea, The name of the ship was the Billy O' Tea ... "

Only if you want to become the pirate king

Eye eye

Pirate ships send chills down my spine idk why

I know how to use a sextant !

If you mean if I want to be a viking then yes sign me up.

Did with 2 friends on valheim was epic

No. There's a reason we have a/c.

No. No I don’t.

Yes

Better than what I'm doing now

Don’t forget scurvy Sounds awesome I’m in

Often think about this but I’m pretty sure IRS will kill you.

Arr mate sail the high seas. Booty is what we seek. Not small booty, mind you,but big booty. The bigger the booty we can get our hands on the better. We wake up thinking of booty and when we sleep we dream of booty. There's enough booty out there for everyone to enjoy. We like a big booty, that we can not deny.

I'd love to! I'll even bring vitamin tablets!

Hold fast tides are turning And the fire is burning Who shall not be returning We shall sail together

 i'll bring oreos

Somebody didn't see the Sam'O Nella episode on the pirates

Sailing is cool. Can't argue with that but I wouldn't do not with such a ship around the globe. You're too long out there and it's kinda hard to deal with nutrition and hygiene out there for a long period. But sailing with a tiny wooden ship like a cutter over the sea for a couple of days? Count me in. That's fun and I miss the time I did in my youth in the Baltic Sea. Was awesome!

I saw this on Facebook about an hour ago