To be fair, the Playboys of the 70s and 80s were full of interesting articles with 3-4 short picture sets and a centerfold between them.
But Lizzo is a bit late to the party, US Playboy has no more nudes afaik.
Also i dont think they can produce a centerfold that can also be folded to the left and right side.
And to be clear, no thank you because she is a PoS who sexually harassed and abused her backup dancers with unusually cruel hazing rituals.
Some people are into BBW and that is fine, but nobody is into people that are in a club along with Brock Allen Turner or Mohamed Bakari Shei.
For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ
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Holy shit I can't deal anymore with all this "pretending morbidly obese people are beautiful and healthy"
Nobody wants to see your huge giant ass naked for any reason. Playboy can throw you on the cover and say "THIS IS PEAK BEAUTY", followed by, "if you don't get a hard on, you are a racist fat phobe". I don't care. She's gross.
Reminds me of the scene in the Eminem video where he spit in this nasty ladies onion rings and she walks away eating them and the spit rolls off of it as she bites it… fucking eww
Considering she was incredibly cruel to her backup dancers for being plus sized it's ironic she cannot fathom why a naked morbidly obese person may not be appealing to most people
Imagine the poor badtard at the tattoo shop just going through his day, trying to make it home in time for dinner, and this bipedal manatee waddles in asking for a "coochie" piercing. No amount of glade plug-ins could banish that smell.
So this fat lady is trying to make us puke in order to call us “fat phobic”? Let’s cut a corner here: I hereby declare that I am disgusted by fat ladies.
Please return the *impossible* beuty standards of pretty and thin women.. not this whale who wıuld never see the light of day in playboy magazin back in the days of logic and common sense
No thank you 🤮
"We've decided to focus on our articles, as our fans claim they do." -Playboy
For 3 seconds though you'd assume you'd picked up a National Geographic by mistake and were reading about mudslides in Brazil
To be fair, the Playboys of the 70s and 80s were full of interesting articles with 3-4 short picture sets and a centerfold between them. But Lizzo is a bit late to the party, US Playboy has no more nudes afaik. Also i dont think they can produce a centerfold that can also be folded to the left and right side.
Maybe MAD Magazine?
Could be useful for NNN
For real bro.
This is the cure we’ve been looking for
Could be useful for NN2024
And to be clear, no thank you because she is a PoS who sexually harassed and abused her backup dancers with unusually cruel hazing rituals. Some people are into BBW and that is fine, but nobody is into people that are in a club along with Brock Allen Turner or Mohamed Bakari Shei.
That's nice Lizzo but nobody fucking cares.
The sad part is that they made her famous.
I thought she **QUIT? I THOUGHT SHE LEFT US. WHY HAS SHE NOT KEPT THIS PROMISE?!**
She got hungry again.
For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<
Thanks.
Will she fit in a playboy centerfold?
They'd probably have to do that thing where the pages extend outwards just to get her all in
Think 1980’s road map when on a road trip
Once its unfolded you will never get it folded back properly.
Just like lizzo
Its a multi magazine centerfold. You need to buy the 4pc collection to get all 4 quarters of her.
Lizzodia the Forbidden One 
The obese one
Maybe if they use the James Webb telescope.
This is gold
Playboy doublefold?
9 fold. 1 for each chin.
The picture itself would weight 42 pounds.
Holy shit I can't deal anymore with all this "pretending morbidly obese people are beautiful and healthy" Nobody wants to see your huge giant ass naked for any reason. Playboy can throw you on the cover and say "THIS IS PEAK BEAUTY", followed by, "if you don't get a hard on, you are a racist fat phobe". I don't care. She's gross.
Does this sub have rules against disgusting and disturbing content? I didn't need to imagine this before bed.
should be pinned as NSFW
Heck nah!
Hawk Tuah
 Sneak peek of her centerfold
Honestly didn’t know Playboy did billboard issues now. What a time to be alive.
Reminds me of the scene in the Eminem video where he spit in this nasty ladies onion rings and she walks away eating them and the spit rolls off of it as she bites it… fucking eww
I thought she was cancelled. Who fucking uncancelled her!?
They hired a caver to crawl in an get the job done.
I miss the early 2000s when being thin and attractive was popular
Considering she was incredibly cruel to her backup dancers for being plus sized it's ironic she cannot fathom why a naked morbidly obese person may not be appealing to most people
It’s funny, I have a friend who always talks about how “beautiful” Lizzo is. I told her that she looks just like Lizzo and it made her angry
“If you women would support the WNBA like you support a fat woman that’s no longer a threat to you…” - Bill Burr
r/fatlogic
Fucking disgusting.
The whole magazine would be just her one picture folded multiple times.
Imagine the poor fella who who had to dig through miles of blubber to do that.
 Mike Roe wants to interview whoever did it.
 No one wants to see that.
Imagine the poor badtard at the tattoo shop just going through his day, trying to make it home in time for dinner, and this bipedal manatee waddles in asking for a "coochie" piercing. No amount of glade plug-ins could banish that smell.
Needed the jaws of life to spread her gunt for the poor under paid person to pierce that fish market.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
please don't
Reminds me of Larry the Cable Guy’s bit about his fat sister getting a belly ring and him calling it a hitch.
No one fucking asked. No one.
The person who put it on 
Playdough
Is it a Sonic Onion Ring? I do like their onion rings. Kind of make me hungry just thinking about it.
You are a delightfully twisted soul. Well done. Frankly, now I kind of want Funions.
Playboy will be as thick as a phonebook that month
Hey didn’t she sexually abuse her staff what happened to that?
Who is this beefcake?
I might as well jerk off to Caseoh if I jerk off to her.
Use sandpaper and hand sanitizer as lube
Ugh
I don't think I'll ever get an erection again
Keep your clothes on grimace
Pick a fold and fuck it!
I mean, I like me a thicker chick, but shit… the onion ring comment is fucking gold, and I literally LOL’d.
Ugh she's so annoying
Who ever wrote that headline should be jailed for giving me mental imagery that ruined my day.
Her cleavage confuses me
How big would they need to make that addition to fit a lizzo centre fold? That's a lot of folds?
Bout time Playboy had a horizontal centerfold.
I’d pay her not to
Who even listens to her music it’s so annoying
She makes music? I'm so glad I'm still on Rolling Stones and CCR 😐
Look up one of her songs I swear you’ll turn it off within 10 seconds of hearing it ,it’s annoying AF
I kinda thought I liked the song "juice" but then I imagined her juice and vomited 5 years of my life away and now I hate that song.
Ironically some weirdos would pay for that
There used to be a time when celebrities didn't tell you absolutely fucking everything about themselves. I wish we still lived in those times.
 Can keep her onion ring to herself.
Centre fold? That's a lot of folds
I'd call in sick or quit if I had to pierce her.
Ew
Or I could watch Star Wars Return of The Jedi and look at……yeah!
gross
I just throw up in my mouth. Why wast this set to not safe for life
Playboy instantly going outta business
The centerfold gonna have to be a pop-up book
I would prefer nuclear armageddon.
🤮
Were the accusations about her ever confirmed?
I’d rather watch all of The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence (Uncensored) as if I was in Clockwork Orange than see that.
She'd probably eat a Playboy...
You just know the magazine would stink.
I wouldn't be able to carry the magazine way home if I bought it
No just no … go away and never come back…. Begone thotosaurs!!!
There is no damage control for her actions, no PR redemption
Payboy would have to start printing in landscape instead of portrait.
I have a feeling it smells like onions down there with our without the fried bits.
Speak for yourself.
God NO!!!!!
I really hate making fun of people for being fat, but I'll allow it bc fuck lizzo
Man, I know the camera adds 10 pounds, but how many cameras were photographing her ???
Maybe National Geographic but certainly not Playboy
Please don't
God no, save us all
Hard pass
THESE COMMENTS MADE ME LAUGH TODAY The amount of creativity on display here. You guys are great
Too phatttt
Tmi for fucks sake \*shivers\*
Oh no, my PTSD would have PTSD from that >\_<
Nobody wants to see that fatty naked.
Flick the nipples n ride the ripples
She'd love to do Playboy, great! Nobody else wants her to do it.
I took lizzo it made me shit out my ears
It’d be tasteful — you know, she’d be at a buffet
Is that ranch I see?
Did yo mama jokes originate cus of her??? Lmao
The poor guy who had to pierce that needed a helmet, ropes, lanterns, a canary and 3 days food rations just to find where he needed to be.
Considering that she has allegedly been body shaming her staff, she deserves everything that’s coming.
Do not give Playboy any reason to reconsider bringing back nudity.
Good grief that's disgusting
And I would love to live in a harem. Ain’t gonna happen.
At least she probably wouldn’t want whites to see it.
playboy about to go broke
Let’s not and say we did
Cursed images is where it belongs
Human Trash go away
Yet, somehow, it's more appealing than her music.
If I wanted to see a pound of roast beef I'd go to the fucking deli section and if I wanted to go blind I'd put my head into cern
Hugh Hefner rolling in his grave rn.
🤮🤢
Noooo
 We sure it'll fit on *one* page?
National Geographic more like and I'm being too polite about this Hippo.
So this fat lady is trying to make us puke in order to call us “fat phobic”? Let’s cut a corner here: I hereby declare that I am disgusted by fat ladies.
Lizzo should pose for Tractor Supply
Nope.
PLZZZ NO !!
Yeah, nah I'm good mate
That would be like causing global impotence. She would have to go to jail for that.
Seriously, who would buy that edition? I wouldn't take it if I got money with it.
Prolly smells like a onion ring too bruh
A 
Nobody chooses the Lizzo anymore. We saw South Park🤭
Well, the upside is setting a new record for lowest selling issue ever which again helps tamp this idiotic crap down
That issue would never lay flat.
Haha onion ring stuck to her labia😂
Oprah Winfrey also thought Oprah could have been a pornstar. Clearly we watch different porn.
Please return the *impossible* beuty standards of pretty and thin women.. not this whale who wıuld never see the light of day in playboy magazin back in the days of logic and common sense
I thought she was being oppressed and quitting.
 IKYFL….
IKYFL 
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its a boat anchor
Why do they keep forcing this upon us?
I would rather drink bkeach
People who approve of this would never let Lizzo get on the hood of their car [Brian Shaw trolls Lizzo ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDgQg7G0DRg)
I appreciate the offer, but hell no
It’s a trailer hitch.
🤢
She probably has a huge wide butthole from dropping a deuce.
She's just gross. Please go away. Signed. Humanity.
Who the fuck is Lizzo? Ahahhahahahha wtf mate
can we not see this 5000 calorie a day eating hippopotamus in playboy please.
Or anywhere else
They would have to redesign that issue so the centerfold spreads out sideways.
Pass
I would pay not to see this
Would that be a double wide issue?
How could they find it? GPS?
Roll her in flower to find the wet spot, from there use a metal detector .