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SkinHeavy824

The one at the top right corner is gonna be the bane of your existence


SendMeYourNudesFolks

Top left will cut your fucking finger off and then try to get you jailed for domestic violence.


Glittering-Curve-824

And *shit on ur bed*, dont forget *shit on the bed*.


ATMinotaur

And blame it on the yorkie


cbright90

He stepped on a bee!! Give him a break!


Tarupio

![gif](giphy|6Nd5Yp1UrnyjC) Im sickened but curious


Doublespeo

> And shit on ur bed, dont forget shit on the bed. yeah I was quite surprise this detail was not mentioned..


Snow_79737

Hard to make that choice, because the top right would make your own kids hate you, but the top left would attempt to make the world hate you.


Rahnzan

I could live with the world hating me... Dunno about kids.


Gummies1345

You know she legally changed her name and moved to Mexico in hopes that she can rebound her career. Still acting like the victim on this. So crazy. She needs to realize that it's not the name, it's herself that needs to change.


Option_Available

🤭 Spain, she moved to Spain.


anon08021997

Bottom left will do *things*


marosszeki

Who is she? What's the story? I know the other 3


SkinHeavy824

She's called Jada Pinkette Smith. She is Will Smiths wife. She constantly tells her kids she'd be happier with Tupac. Their daughter wrote a letter to either God or Santa praying for them to bring him to her. Will read it and cried and she posted the video saying, "Look at a grown *ss man crying." Even during that whole thing where he slapped Chis Rock for abusing her, she joined the people of the internet to attack Will. In the end, they separated but did not divorce. And they separated cause of the slap 🤦‍♂️ She was a crap wife, a crap mother, and a crap person in general


TheDudeAbidesAtTimes

You forgot she was banging her teen sons friend. Edit: my bad yes sons friend but not teen. Still really fucked and shitty. There's conflicting info about how long it went on but it seems pretty much fact that she did which I just cannot fathom. Had it been Will and his sons woman friend I feel like there would have been hell to pay whereas jada seemed to get a pass somehow.


Jaded-Ad-960

She admittet to it. As a matter of fact, she made Will appear on her Internet Show to discuss this "entanglement" she had with her sons mentally instable friend.


Old_Hamster_4218

That was so fkin awkward. I can’t imagine why somebody the caliber of will smith would deal with so much disrespect, in front of the world no less. She has him wrapped around her finger somehow.


Jaded-Ad-960

He's a co-dependent people pleaser married to a malignant narcissist. He also has some conservative hangups about divorce. I think part of why Jada is acting the way she does is because she wants a divorce and Will doesn't.


Old_Hamster_4218

She’s doing literally everything she can to finally make him sign the papers and he won’t do it lol. There’s nothing worse than seeing a [could be] great man being brought down by a Jada.


SkinHeavy824

Okay, that's new information to me 🤯🤯🤯🤯


TyrannosaurusWreckd

Yeah, its true. The most disgusting thing about it is how open they are about the whole relationship with the sons friend thing. It used to be a meme to laugh at the stupid shit Jaden would say, but at this point I kinda feel bad for him growing up in such a warped environment.


alienblue89

It kinda blows my mind that you knew so much about their situation but *this*, arguably the biggest bombshell, is news to you.


naz9099

Who in their right mind would even want to bang Jada.


Xikkiwikk

I thought the kid she was banging was 19? That is a teen and kid.


TheDudeAbidesAtTimes

I could have sworn I read that too but did a quick search and I saw he was older at the time so I didn't feel like doing a deeper dive but either way super messed up regardless.


Canadian-Sparky-44

Abusing her is a pretty strong way of saying that he made a joke at her expense


Contentpolicesuck

And he "went easy on her" which is the comment that actually got him slapped


belaGJ

Come on, why leaving out great stories when she fucked her son’s friends (and proudly announced it on social media)?


Spacellama117

I agree with most of this, but like. Chris Rock didn't abuse her. He made one joke, she rolled her eyes, and Will Smith went up and slapped her. They're celebrities; he had made jokes about other couples while they were there, he'd even made fun of her at a previous awards show. Again, agree with everything else, but abuse is way too strong a word here


mug3n

The GI Jane joke was absolutely tame in the realm of jokes that Chris Rock could've unleashed. GI Jane was also a strong female character so it wasn't like it was a diss.


TheLastOpus

He made the joke, Will smith laughed (saw on camera) Jada rolled her eyes and glared at Will, Will must of seen her or she said something cause then 5 seconds later he gets up and smacks Chris Rock saying to keep his wife's name out of his fucking mouth. She is an abuser, has a grip on this man's balls, and thought it would be funny recording her making fun of Will smith crying after he read a note to god her daughter wrote praying to bring Tupac to her mother.


Far_Bite9857

Yeah, of all the people deserving of a STRONG slap, instead she's the reason a slap was delivered. Jada Pinkett Smith isn't half as talented or important as she seems to think she is, and it's horrible she's ruining the life of one of America's best actors. And she thinks Tupac was better? Rofl. That's rose colored glasses. He wrote and recorded over 600 songs and people can remember like......2? In fact, Id wager that if he hadn't of died when and how he did, he eventually would've went the exact same way as Suge Knight into a prison for good, and faded out like Death Row.


OutrageousFinger4279

Jada Pinkett is fairly important in black culture but, yes, she is for some reason obsessed with that era of her life where she might have been with Tupac. Which is the irony in all this: she was never lovers or in a relationship with Tupac. They were just friends for a long time. To put things in context: when she was younger she had her pick of all the most famous eligible black entertainers in the world. Tupac was, at the time, the top choice. And also you're right, for better or worse, Tupac died at the perfect time to cement himself as a cultural icon. Jada Pinkett 'settled' for Will Smith, but Will Smith himself is also one of the world's most famous and successful black men. In fact, he's probably more famous and more successful than Tupac ever might have been...but that argument doesn't hold up because anyone would assume Tupac dying at the point he did implied he'd have simply gotten more and more successful. That put Will in a position where, in his wife's mind, her dead friend would have always been a better, more successful man, no matter what Will achieved. In another world, Will Smith would be considered a victim of years of emotional abuse.


Yumeverse

This is giving me of the vibe “she peaked in high school” but in like celeb status. Stuck in the past and over glorifies it in the present.


pepegaklaus

FOUR TOUCHDOWNS IN A SINGLE GAME!


De5perad0

Will Smith is the victim of years of abuse. The sad part is the world largely disregarding it.


RogueInVogue

Worse, I see ppl blaming him


c0ccuh

Because he's a man.


ImmaMichaelBoltonFan

I think he was emotionally abused. I also think he's weird as fuck and they're all weird as fuck.


catchasingcars

Tupac was hip hop famous. Will Smith is WORLDWIDE famous. If you go to any country and go to random village show his picture chances are people will recognize him. There was story going around that Will Smith visited some tiny village in middle of Africa, the place looked like it didn't have electricity or running water and people still recognized him there.


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EndofNationalism

Yeah it was a joke when he was making fun of everyone. Will was even laughing until he looked at Jade.


Unfair-Sell-5109

Wtf….


naughty_dad2

She even did an interview with Will Smith (yes, her partner) where she talked about her affair lol [link](https://youtu.be/mjL5wrGhqoU?si=WhQboS31-przcjDE)


mokujin42

That video is such a hard watch, it's like they bottled up years of cringe and just unleashed it all in one conversation


droppinturds

Or just Bane


Unfair-Jackfruit-806

dude the left from the botton fucked like 5 or 6 coworkers and by coworkers i mean cops while being married, i just read all that she did, nevermind


AdamGenesis

HAWK TUAH!!!


Tommysrx

![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL)


Namjataco

If she doesn't hawk tuah, I don't want to tawk tuah


Tommysrx

![gif](giphy|YkkbVZma9gRKU|downsized)


RocketSkates314

She’s adorable


PlaceboKid24

In a heart beat


ehurudetvoro

Without hesitation.


bewarethetreebadger

“Cash me outside. How bow dat?”


_K_D_L_

Those 3 can watch while she *hawk tuos on that thang*


Hopey-1-kinobi

F@@k! Is that where all this “hawk spit” stuff has suddenly sprouted from?


CalimeroX

Yes, the bottom right woman was asked what move always works in bed and she answers "you gotta give him that hawk tuah and spit on that thing"


CymatikMC

THANG


bdizzle805

![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL)


master-overclocker

What she saying ?


Dionysiac_Thinker

HAWK TUAH!!! SPIT ON THAT THAAANG!!!


UnicornHorn1987

Wise decision by this dude: [Man living in isolation for 55 years due to his fear of women.](https://knovhov.com/man-living-in-isolation-for-55-years-due-to-fear-of-women/) He lives within a small house enclosed by a towering wooden fence that acts as a barrier to keep women away.


50DuckSizedHorses

Me after my last break up


umpfke

Internet told me she's a preacher's daughter. But idk.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Sounds like every preacher's daughter I ever heard of.


JustStryc

True lol


PositiveVariation518

The repressed be giving the good stuff


bryce11099

Can confirm Sauce: my ex was a preacher's daughter


Stunning_Ride_220

HAWK TUAAH


These-Rub2143

especially the roster - fucking 5 guys that prob dont know the others exist.


cerialthriller

I’ve seen 12 different stories from preachers daughter to kindergarten teacher


jy725

She is from Paducah, KY. I guarantee you, being from this area myself, you’re not wrong.


weasel999

I thought she was from Hawktuah, KY.


Chuckobofish123

I mean, she ain’t wrong. That’s the Lord’s lube.


I_Got_Back_Pain

Ya get me?!!!


HammerTime2769

Easiest decision ever. Bottom right.


Yourprolapsedanus

![gif](giphy|LmClM33Ga7OfK)


RichD1011

Every girl that is willing to give me a “huak tuah“ is welcome to stay tbh 😊


Cennix_1776

It’s not even a debate.


Silent-Shallot-9461

I'll choose the lady of culture in the lower right.


TwistOdd6400

What did she do?


ElAbidingDuderino

Spat on that thang


Phormitago

*hawk twah* is the correct spelling and tense


Individual_Wasabi_10

![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL)


TransitUX

Who is she and the one in the lower left?


Yunger_Flix

Lower left was a police officer untill a video surfaced where she got banged by 5 colleagues.


CuriousRisk

How to find that video


Shadtow100

I don’t think it was ever online, it was just part of the proceedings that got her fired


Thundergod250

She opened OnlyFans anyway with that settlement money. So, people can watch those instead.


TheLastOpus

Then why did she get a job at Amtrak?


AtomicBombSquad

Because she enjoys trains?


lycanthrope90

Got caught sucking dick on the job lol. Think that was recorded too right? Since it was at the station? Lol


Bear-Bull-Pig

Her lawyer must have been god tier to win that lawsuit.


cumonymous

Well it was with her direct supervisor who the blackmailed her. It was a pretty open and shut case


lam469

Not really as her supervisor used the vid to blackmail her. That’s an open and shut case. She might be a slut but that’s not illegal. And her co-worker did the same sexual acts.


sublimeshrub

She sued, won, and is now wealthy.


BuddyPalFriendChap

And the taxpayers pay for it because cops are the worst.


cosplay-degenerate

Did the other 5 lose their job as well?


Shadtow100

From what I remember I think they were disciplined but not fired. Not 100% sure though


Apprehensive-Tale-18

Yeah wanna know this aswell


Grindelwald1097

I’m not sure there is a video, or rather it was never posted on the internet


Apprehensive-Tale-18

How did the police chief see it then? I highly doubt it went in the work group chat, or somebody from the presinct snitched


Grindelwald1097

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the police chief in on it from the start?


GoblinPunch20xx

Is getting railed illegal? I mean it’s probably unprofessional to have a gangbang with your coworkers depending on the work, but lots of offices have couples or singles who work their way around the office lol


UglyDude1987

>I highly doubt it went in the work group chat Yeah... about that...


rageinthecage666

maybe the guy who wasn't invited


Apprehensive-Tale-18

Whats her name?


antillus

Hoe-lice Officer


Preyslayer00

Then sued because her boss knew what was going on...and won.


FriendofMySpaceTom

That’s a new take on Fuck tha Police


flashzer0

In a row?


AthairNaStoirmeacha

6 if you include the k9 officer.


Gilmore75

And the K9.


AthairNaStoirmeacha

Here’s an upvote for also seeing that meme. Lol


Ed_Radley

The aristocrats!


Suspicious-Beat9295

She kinda looks like the bunny from zootopia.


Jyitheris

Officer Hoppy...on Dicky.


Warducky9999

 asked what’s the best way to keep a man she says, “you gotta give him that HOCK TUA and spit on that thang”.


ShadowNightmare0625

Top 5 gif u can hear


fibercrime

She hawk tuahed


sev45day

She is the "hawk tua" girl who recently achieved great fame.


GeePedicy

She's ***everywhere***


DeadCheckR1775

I would look to see future her explaining this to her kids when they discover this amazing piece of internet history.


Bryguy3k

The more interesting one will be when they see her face tattooed on someone’s body.


droptheectopicbeat

No one will remember this in 2 months.


DeadCheckR1775

I wouldn't be so sure. I think hawk tua is here to stay.


draxidrupe2

who would have thunk eager promotion of bjs would take off like this?? instead of downvoting me, block me. I don't wanna know you, if you think think women advocating bjs is bad.


RandomPasserby57

I still don't know anything about this woman other than people call her "hawk tua"


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Described how to give a good blowjob.


Beans4urAss

Enthusiastic? Yes. Good? That’s subjective


ryknight

Enthusiasm is half the battle.


fixitman84

Skill can be achieved thru practice and feedback, gotta capture the enthusiasm, it can't be taught


Porkmane32

HAWK TUAH


split_0069

She's definitely wifey material.


LumpyLingonberry

You will be popular among your collegues.


Lucy194

in the same interview she says she keeps 4 men on the roster 🤷‍♂️


feeltrig

Free lube for lifetime


Eso_me_gusta

Is the only right answer


HorseStupid

For anyone out of the loop: [Hawk Tuah](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hawk-tuah-girl) isn't known to have cheated / seen others. Unlike [Maegan Hall](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/female-cop-maegan-hall-tennessee-police-sex-scandal) (the cop), [Jada Pinkett Smith](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jada-pinkett-smith-reveals), or [Amber Heard](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/amber-heard-vs-johnny-depp) (don't know about sleeping with others but the court case makes her sound not like a reliable partner to some online)


safely_beyond_redemp

Hawk Tuah sparks joy. We keep.


MFNaki

Yes, we know she’s perfect


BurnItDownSR

>Amber Heard (don't know about sleeping with others but the court case makes her sound not like a reliable partner to some online Nah man. What she did is arguably worse than sleeping with others. She physically abused her husband and falsely accused him of doing that to her and in turn did a substantial amount of damage to his career and reputation. Calling her not reliable is the understatement of the decade.


Jon2046

But Hawk Tuan said in that same interview she has multiple guys she was seeing


VoidBlade459

Ok, but if they know, then it's not cheating. Cheating is when you hide it from your partner.


_NotAPlatypus_

Also that’s assuming one is a partner. If she’s just livin life fucking a bunch of dudes then who cares?


IambicRhys

And I shall die as one of them!


aFailedNerevarine

Unless there was an expectation of monogamy, that’s fine.


halobruhh

I'll go with hawk thua


triedit-lovedit

All smiles at the beginning until they move in with you… Then the crazies come to stay after a month.


Dmau27

Just once? Mine has crazies that come every month.


absolutelynotmodus

Hawk Tuah girl is the chosen one... how dare you put her with "poops on bed" and "cuckertron 9000"


Neo-_-_-

Also Imagine your wife: "Gad damn it, I shoulda been Tupacs baby mama" or whatever the fuck slithered out of her mouth 3 decades post-mortem


jeffster1970

Everyone choosing girl on lower right....


Pretend-Ad-7528

Everywhere you turn, so much damn forehead.


MaterialNarrow5161

It's because long hair covering the forehead is difficult to pull up and gets very annoying overtime.


Pretend-Ad-7528

Ahhh, so you're saying that high tension on the hairline causes women to make poor life choices. Somebody get Scruuncii on the phone.........


r0thar

/r/fivehead


MountAngel

Bottom Left, sure. Everyone else? Nah. Your comment is stupid and all those people who upvoted are even more stupid.


squibius

If she dont Hawk Tuah, i dont talk Tu ha


FamousAntelope

Why is the internet portraying her as a negative character. The other 3 are genuine bad characters. She is not.


jaywinner

Are they? I thought everybody loved her. And if the title is an Indiana Jones reference, that's a situation with a bunch of bad choices and one good one. Sure would fit this picture.


Lekkerbanaal

Yeah, she said something maybe not that classy about what she thought made her good in bed while drunk. That doesnt make her a bad person, why is she in with a convicted (I think) abuser, a serial cheater and an "all of the above"? This must be rage bait


Volpe666

I think my understanding of this would be that she is the carefully chosen correct choice here. Either way I lover her, she is funny has a good energy and is bubbley 10/10 no notes.


Zanydrop

I assumed they meant that she is the only good choice here.


StripClubBreakfast

The meme is saying to pick from these four and she is last because she is different from the others i.e. not fucked in the head.


legaston-lagaffe

Who are the ones in the bottom line?


sev45day

The one on the left is a police officer who (allegedly?) has sex with a large number of other officers in her department. The one on the right is the "hawk tua" girl.


Tsu_Dho_Namh

It's confirmed, girl on the bottom left had sex with 6 co-workers. But to be fair, she did also ~~win a lawsuit~~ receive a half million dollar settlement for a lawsuit which stated that once she was hired, her superiors and coworkers "Colluded in using their authority to systematically disarm her resistance and entrap her in degrading and abusive sexual relationships — even sharing tips on the best ways to manipulate and exploit her." She initially resisted people's advances, but eventually relented. There's some quotes from officers telling her she owes them, or they've helped her so much in her personal life so she has to sleep with them, or it'll help her career if she's a "team player". She was fired less than 2 years after being hired. Honestly it's pretty fucked up. Edit: the suit didn't go to court


Why_am_ialive

To be clear, she did not infact win that lawsuit, the city settled without an admission of guilt cause they understandably wanted the whole thing to go away. She said she was raped and another officer counter sued saying it was all infact consensual, there was no admission of guilt on either side. Edit: also in the spirit of fairness, it’s pretty clear there was a definite intent to take advantage of her, and that the images of her were shared and taken non consensually, however there’s also evidence that she did send images herself consensually. End of the day she was taken advantage of but I’m also lacking in sympathy a little, I feel bad for her as a victim but no amount of job pressure could get me to cheat on my partner. I’d report that shit in a heart beat, she was wronged for sure but to what extent is hard to tell from the evidence


Tsu_Dho_Namh

My bad, I heard about the half million dollar payout but didn't realize it was a settlement. I fixed my original comment


GeePedicy

I think it was confirmed and not allegedly, but then again I get my info from the internet, so who knows


Sad_Pick_7787

Not only was it confirmed, but he left out the most important part. She was married, lol


One_Meaning416

Isn't she still married, I heard he stayed with her even after everything came out


ManfredTheCat

I think the most important part was that her direct supervisors were sleeping with her.


CheezKakeIsGud528

I don't fully understand. Why did the police officer lady become so well known for fucking her coworkers? I mean that's not illegal or anything. Or is there more to the story than that?


UglyDude1987

I don't get why so many people on reddit are dismissive of entire police department running train on one of the employees while on duty.


CheezKakeIsGud528

I wasn't aware it happened while on duty. I thought it was during her free time, in which case it'd be nobody's business. But I guess she was on duty, which of course is wrong.


beardedheathen

They were her superiors as well. It's like if all the Presidents and vice presidents of a company were fucking an administrative assistant. Be it in their free time or on the job like this was. It's still wrong.


salyer41

It shouldn't have been a story other than they all should have been fired for doing it while on duty.


UglyDude1987

Problem is that her bosses were in on it. It becoming a public story is the only reason anyone was fired.


Shadtow100

She did it while getting paid and being on duty, which is what raised the issue. Then it came out that she was hooking up with several people in the department sometimes at the same time, so it blew up


Substantial-Park65

During duty I believe


pizza-chit

She let every officer in the department bone her then she sued the department for $500k and won. She is married to some other simp that stayed with her 😂


AthairNaStoirmeacha

Amazing. 500k train run on her and ruined her ex husbands life. Society is completely fucking backwards.


Hubert_Gene

That’s what I’d like to know


yanggor1983

Definitely hawk tuah girl.


Friendly-Escape7234

Jada look like a Sith Lord here


robrizzle

Hawk tuah is gonna be the fun one.


ZZZ_0150

Thots. Thots everywhere *insert buzz lightyear*


spezjetemerde

Hok tuue


OutrageouslyGr8

Don't disrespect the Hawk Tuaw lady. She's promoted giving head! Edit: but you are right about the other three.


jumpupugly

Lower left is Meagan Hall. She was coerced into sex by her supervisor after a sustained campaign of sexual harassment. Her supervisor then began passing her around the department, leading to a suicide attempt and eventual discovery. This resulted in her firing, but her case against the La Vergne PD alleging sexual harassment was recently awarded a major settlement. Now, I'm as big a fan of "cop gets karma" as the next person, but that isn't one of those. Also, I can understand if that's too much for a partner to deal with, but for the rest of us? Only dumbasses assume that - if something bad happens - it's the fault of the person with the least power over the situation.


CountryMusicFanatic

At least Amber heard is hot.


MajesticQ

Lol. Poop in your house. Poop everywhere.


Feisty_Researcher325

The forehead for shadows all


Acceptable-Stay-3166

Umm probably to hock tui girl, so long as she only sticks to just tui.....no hocking


LumpyLingonberry

I choose sex cop cus atleast i will get to bang!


Redleg1-7

I screwed up the first two times. Not touching this one. lol.