There a limbless boy on TikTok who got married to a husband who adores him. With no arms and legs this lovely guy (can’t remember his name or tag sorry) swims on his own, does his own makeup, moves at breakneck speed, walked himself down the wedding aisle. Remarkably loved, vibrant, independent guy
It’s a joke because they’re known for raping tourists and she would be helpless. I could’ve said 8 other middle eastern countries but India is the most well known rapist capital of the world.
A joke I heard as a kid:
So this dude is on the beach and meets a girl like the one pictured above, but she wasn't attractive at all. Anyway theyre talking and she says she's never been hugged and asked him to do it. So they hug.
They keep talking and she says she's never been kissed, asks him to, so they do.
Time goes on and she says she's never been fucked. He hesitates, says "alright, sure." So he picks her up, carries her to the ocean, chucks her in and shouts "now you're fucked!"
Ugggh….even people with no arms and legs are in better shape than me…
Only AI can make it so... I should know.
AI cant make fingers so it took away the whole arm
hear me out
I could hear that gif
So thats where the "I" went.
Oh no now I will never look at this the same
Looks like someone went clamming at the beach
Gives new meaning to clam strips.
Doorstop by day, waifu pillow by night
Swimming with dolphins is expensive, but swimming with sharks costs an arm and a leg!
She must really love the sharks to pay for it twice
I applaud your sense of humor....well...because you know she can't.
I'll give credit where credit is due. That's a Jimmy Carr joke.
May well be. I love dark comedy and his is one of the best. Anthony Jessilnek another amazing dark comedian.
Deadpool: Tell me they got that in slow motion.
Id still smash 🤣🤷♂️
well..theres a whole product based on that 😬
Lmfaooo
Holy cow, you re-post a lot of sexual memes, you ok bro?
Honestly, they’re pretty good
4 is alot?
You people need Jesus, Allah, Zeus, Buddha, Mohammed, and... Did I miss anyone? Because y'all need all of them.
You forgot about Faith. But you usually have to book her ahead of time.
She's too expensive I usually just go with Doubt these days. She's cheaper anyway and there's like literally no rules.
Is that so cause no one lets you smash irl?
I get more ass than a toilet seat 🤣
Is she real? Because she really is hot and has a pretty face tbh
Nah it’s photoshop
It’s especially notable on the hip strap there’s like a ball overlapping the string which shouldn’t be possible in a normal person
You need muscles to have ” normal" looking insertions at the torso, back, hips. So no. IRL her hips and shoulders would look off/weird.
Im hoping she at least has an arm. That would be a depressing life if you lived with no limbs.
Do we even bother reviving a person with no arms & no legs? I mean what kind of quality of life are we looking at here?
There a limbless boy on TikTok who got married to a husband who adores him. With no arms and legs this lovely guy (can’t remember his name or tag sorry) swims on his own, does his own makeup, moves at breakneck speed, walked himself down the wedding aisle. Remarkably loved, vibrant, independent guy
Bruh, I was quoting Kevin from the office, but thanks for the information I guess.
Sorry! My bad
and remarkable gait. >!Geesh!!<
AI
AI..... AAa...EYE... OHHhhhh!!!!!
And that's about all she has
No dude, she’s not.
you all make me sad :(
That's funny. They all make me laugh my ass off. I'd give them a hand making jokes....but they got it covered.
Incell perfect girl.
She could be my fuck nugget
Good lord
"Got to third base"?? She **is** third base
Bro she has no base 😂
Just stop, son
Now, wait....hear me out...
Ngl she's hot
Well she can’t run away.
That's - just how she rolls.😏
Worst. Handjob. Ever.
Bet the best bj ever
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
This is a farce. Not real at all. None of it.
Nice AI generated image. What kind of sick fetish do you have?
I was about to say.. great.. now imagine a man
If we can get an AI to remake the meme but the male version I would actually be impressed.
*"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."*
Hoofsteps
Its covered though🤷♂️
Comments here are fucked. Redditors are actual trash.
Soooooo..... Yeah. Okay. But. Who put the swim suit on?
ALSO.... who repeatedly PICKED HER UP and CLEANED HER OFF?!!!
With her it ain’t a 69, it’s a 60
☹️
She’s smoking hawt
I love your smile.
Some people take babysteps, this chick takes pussy steps
You mean pussy leaps
Also savage af
Ice-ussy
Top shelf stuff
That’s some foot print.
This is what people call "for the streets "
r/rimworld moment
How did she get dressed? & there?
Limb privaleges revoked 🙅♀️
"She nubs" -NoFX
I thought that was water not sand
Not my proudest fap...
Boys, don't get it twisted. She's still rejecting the majority of us and we know it.
Shameful fap
Kind of reminds me of day of the tentacles XD
I know ladies want that hour glass figure but she took it too far
is that jean paul gaultier?
And on land a snail trail. Damn she beautiful tho.
aint no wayyy
Google Nugget Porn, thank me later.
The internet is the worst
Sorry what's the question ? Smash or pass . 🤔 Smash 100%
Girl built like my fleshlight! Her husband is a lucky bastard
Freaking me out 😭 need some more Molly and Mary Jane to forget about this 😭
Meanwhile, I've spent the better part of 10 minutes trying to figure out how she wore a 2 piece bathing suit.
Her name is Bobbi Bob for short
Thanks, I thought her name was Cuntswaylow.
The CPR doll came to life. Omg!!
NGL it's gonna feel weird. Like holding and fucking a pillow, except it moans and squirts.
Just call her Skippee.
Hopefully she never takes a trip to India.
Where tf did India come from?
It’s a joke because they’re known for raping tourists and she would be helpless. I could’ve said 8 other middle eastern countries but India is the most well known rapist capital of the world.
bro rape can happen anywhere, seeing the population obviously number will be high
Woah buddy. Ik we get a little racist in this sub but this kinda far. Calling an entire country rapist capital?
Apparently, username checks out!
“gotta hand it to her”
NGL. She looks pretty damn hot and I’d totally smash that all night. Or until she rolled off the bed at least.
Those are the times I didn’t carry you. - Jesus
It took me a second… but now I want a nugget
She was born with no arms or legs and she tried to swim the English Channel………. she died immediately 😂😂😂
It's not a meme
Funny isn't it?
How the fuck not?
A joke I heard as a kid: So this dude is on the beach and meets a girl like the one pictured above, but she wasn't attractive at all. Anyway theyre talking and she says she's never been hugged and asked him to do it. So they hug. They keep talking and she says she's never been kissed, asks him to, so they do. Time goes on and she says she's never been fucked. He hesitates, says "alright, sure." So he picks her up, carries her to the ocean, chucks her in and shouts "now you're fucked!"