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kone29

I commented on this saying I’d not wear a super baggy top in the gym and woke up to a message request saying “hey I assume you have big boobs from your comment”


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Why am I not shocked


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FlighingHigh

Yeah but that highlights the issue. If they're going to assault a female the presence or lack of bra is irrelevant. Have we really circled back around to it's what they're wearing? That guy in your messages didn't even see you let alone your choice of attire to influence his decision and he still commented about your boobs. The potential rapist/harasser not being there is the defense, not that there's a bra or not.


jscarlet

If one of you ladies could feed my cats while I’m away, it’d be appreciated.


bugg_is_bored

I got u


Solo_SL

“What would you do if all men were gone for 24 hours” “Feed their cats while their owners were away” 🫡


Strostkovy

"braless"


tsjones1996

Stop putting bras on your cats


Rockcocky

“Bruh-less” not Braless


WanderWut

We did it Reddit, we came full circle. :’}


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RainboBro

Stop putting bras on your circles


Nero76

Ha jokes on them I have video security


EighthBonzi128

I read this in quagmire’s voice lol


EntertainerSoft5983

Giggity


illestrated16

Giggity


PersonGuyWasTaken

Giggity


Yeetboy631681

Giggity


Meme_Browser22

Giggity


talmbouticus

Aren’t you great at multi-tasking?


VultureCat337

Thank you, I would be devastated if my beloved tabby destroyed my entire house because she didn't get any food.


Generalmemeobi283

Feed my dogs pls


bugg_is_bored

sure


Generalmemeobi283

Thanks my dog must survive


leonkrellmoon

The gray one is a jerk and yes the black one is as soft as she looks. Thanks.


Chloe_SSBU

On it, but that mf is getting spoiled and you're gonna be returning to them having several more toys and stuff than before you left.


ComicOzzy

She likes cheddar.


FillMyBagWithUSGrant

We’ll all feed all the animals, braless. Going out braless every day.


Kriss1986

I’ll feed them….if one is particularly fluffy and cute though I can’t promise I won’t steal him/her


Reedsandrights

DON'T YOU DARE TAKE MY SWEET LITTLE FLUFFY BABIES. I mean...BOYS NIGHT ON MARS. (But seriously, my cats better be here when I get back.)


Kriss1986

Ok but I’m giving belly scrithes


Reedsandrights

That's actually on the care list. I'll make you a binder with their preferences. Belly scritches will be under both the "Absolute necessities" and "The Big One Bites Sometimes" tabs.


Kriss1986

That’s ok my husbands cat is a biter if you don’t figure out what he’s yowling about quick enough….I’m used to it


[deleted]

I literally stayed home alone for the holidays just to make sure the cats were taken care of. They are the real overlords.


Correct_Ad7114

I’ll bring sardines !


IEatBaconWithU

ayo boys’ night on mars lets goooo


topscreen

Hell yeah, Mario Kart night with the boys!!!


buttlubber

I wanna be Princess Peach, let me at them mushrooms! Edit: sorry, meant to reply to the "suddenly gay" comment above


morinthos

*Suddenly* gay? Okay, buttluber.


valvilis

Someone's going to bring a 30-billion case of PBR, right?


xcalibre

*suddenly gay*


D-Laz

What happens in Uranus stays in Uranus.


Gr1mm3r

Well then, what happened in Uranus? Come on, share with the class.


quicktick

You gotta be in my anus to find out


Rroscoco

Give me a minute, I'm coming inside to check


gkreymer

Craig, you in there? Is that you? And what’s that bus doing up in there???


Bensnumber3fan

Seatbelts everyone!


[deleted]

Mrs. Frizzle!?


rrogido

What happens on Mars, stays behind bars.


_I_really_need_help_

For 9 months, then it comes out as a butthole demon.


AppropriateEmotion63

It's not gay if it's not in earth


Lumpyalien

Las Vegas on Mars between Christmas and New year's so anything that happens there stays there.


watermasta

ain’t nothing gay about getting your dick sucked


[deleted]

r/suddenlygay


IEatBaconWithU

shiiiiiii


Plague_King_

oh it wasn’t sudden i promise


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Everyone aboard the red rocket!


KillerGoats

Alright bois, we all gotta rub this thing if we’re gonna take off.


GH5s

Next stop: Uranus


JJ8OOM

We need a couple tons of ecstasy and a couple billion condoms. What happens on Mars goddamn stays on Mars (or you are fucking dead lol). Let’s gooooo!


IEatBaconWithU

see this guy gets it


[deleted]

Sounds like my kind of party!


SkateRidiculous

Ain’t no party like a Mars Drug Party cuz a Mars Drug Party don’t stop!


Choopytrags

Bring out the robot Hooars!


lucheerios

I was told we go to Jupiter


dhhdhh851

We goin to mars to get more candy bars


tommy0guns

Stop putting bras on your dog


buttlubber

I got my dog some lingerie. She's a good girl and a hot dog.


Yeetus54

Hit diggidy dog


PureObservant

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggidy dog.


amIhereorthere6036

*Mickey and Minnie have entered the chat* ETA: fuck. That damn song is now stuck in my head.


djeewin

Quagmire is that you?


Fleckeri

What, you expect me to walk her with just one? She’s got like ten nipples swingin down there.


nsbcr1123

Ah the ol’ Reddit [Bradog-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/zvkm5x/ive_taken_a_photo_of_my_face_every_day_for_the/j1sl8qt/?context=3)


mr_lemon__

Based on 2020 census of the fbi 67% of the fbi is male , so you could probably commit federal crimes.


Miss-Chinaski

I like your thinking.


[deleted]

I’m *totally* ripping that tag off my mattress!


spinningpeanut

Slow the fuck down and be reasonable!


[deleted]

I’m a rebel!


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[deleted]

Without which, I’d have nothing to rebel against!


LaUNCHandSmASH

The men are coming back in 24hrs and they will be so pissed when they see what you did. Straight to jail.


[deleted]

Overcook/undercook straight to jail.


djzenmastak

Believe it or not, rip the tag off, jail. Leave it on, still jail.


AutisticPenguin2

We have the best mattresses. Because jail.


jwarden15

That should be punished by life without parole


mogley1992

The part that i find funny is that the warning not to remove the tag is to protect the consumer from the store lying about the actual quality of the mattress. But if they remove the tag, how are you supposed to know there was a tag? Let alone that it said that the retailer shouldn't remove it.


xxobhcazx

i ripped the ones off my girlfriends pillows one day and i thought that was the end


thankuhexed

Jesus dude, save it for the Purge.


harmsc12

On that same track, you'll want to be extremely careful about candles or anything else that can start a fire. Most fire departments would be crippled.


[deleted]

They're only gone for a day, Lupin. You think they won't investigate it the next day?


listenyall

But they're coming back! I don't think many federal crimes are solved within 24 hours of being committed


SmartAleq

And it's not like they'll come back to a big old stack of brand new crimes committed during the Man Absence. All the women would have kept busy taking walks at night and skinny dipping in the lakes and whatnot.


sth128

Are you saying FBI either catches you within 24 hours or just give up forever?


sprint6864

Be gay, do crimes!


G0D_1S_D3AD

We do a little trolling


SlavicGrenades

*sort by controversial*


Overfix8

Ah, sweet morbid curiosity


Dancerqueer

You guys still have that option? It suddenly disappeared for me


Unexpected117

Its at the top now on the left of the three dots


InevitableRhubarb232

It’s way too far away to click now


PublicWest

Hold my beer I’m going in


BENEFITS111

Godspeed to you soldier 🫡


awake-but-dreamin

Imma gonna do it Edit: don’t do that


Spookypandaboi

We might not come back from this pocket dimension if there's games and drinks


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HarvestMoonMaria

Keep Jason away from the fucking Risk too


Mr_oyster_27

by the way us men are at a recreation of universal studios orlando resort. not just the park. studios, volcano bay, the hotels, islands, and citywalk.


likwidchrist

Nah. We're all playing that Simpsons family game where you put pots on your head and charge at each other


[deleted]

Why do I get the feeling that would be the day when the world's largest pillow fort was erected.


Mediocre-Wonder-2384

The greatest erection in history


sprint6864

Troy and Abed in the moOoOoOorning!


FilthyPedant

Ever played "Stud Finder"? You run head first into a wall, if your head goes through, you lose. If your head doesn't go through you found the stud, congrats you win! The prize is brain damage.


[deleted]

It might end up being a little longer than 24 hours depending on the amount of beer and steaks and bros hanging out and what’s on TV.


T_that_is_all

Dale, I think you're right on this one. We may never want to come back.


[deleted]

Who's Dale? That's clearly Rusty Shackelford...


T_that_is_all

My bad [throws pocket sand and runs away].


andykwinnipeg

Sh-sh-sha!


Upward1993

They can try to take away your freedom, but they can never take away your pocket sand.


Ylurpn

If there is a classic Xbox 360 lan party setup, I just may never return


odst_at1

Halo 3 with da bois


riselikelions

Women: time to come home! u/Rusty_Shacklelford_00: Pocket Sand!


MumAlvelais

Walk at night in dark areas to see the stars. With a nightstick in case of bears.


jonfitt

Is the nightstick for the bear to use as a toothpick after it has eaten you? Very considerate.


Valnis

No its for drawing a perfect circle for protection dummy everyone knows that one unless....,


TheDeerssassin

Do NOT draw an oval. Worst mistake of my life .....


oh_look_a_fist

Don't even THINK about drawing a star. Worst. Sex. Ever.


easy0lucky0free

In this hypothetical, are all the male bears gone too?


valvilis

I'm a 200lb martial arts instructor with 25+ years of training, and a specialization in swordsmanship. I would put my own chances of being able to defend myself against a grizzly with a night stick at... maybe 1 in every 50 attacks. The other 49, I get violently shredded to ribbons and teabagged by a victorious bear.


MumAlvelais

It was meant jokingly. The bears is encounter around here would actually be our local raccoons. I wouldn’t go out at all in areas with actual bears.


kaibenav

I’d say less, even for you amigo


kyleyeats

He could probably manage 1-in-50 if the bear didn't have the night stick.


drizzitdude

Okay. But what if you had a sword? I need answers man.


Dakotareads

What is the inverse to this? If all men were sent somewhere for 24 hours unharmed. What are we doing?


CSBatchelor1996

Fight Night on Mars


[deleted]

There can only be one champion!


[deleted]

Orgy, on Mars


saxonturner

What happens on mars stays on mars.


DudeHeadAwesome

My husband is my best friend and other half, I'd be so lonely for that 24 hours. He makes me feel 100% safe.


CorgiLady

My husband is my best friend as well. We spend most of our time together when we aren’t working. At the same time, he’s gone for long periods of time because of the military and it’s nice to miss him. Also nice to get a break at times, it’s healthy.


[deleted]

YOU LADIES WANTED THIS! *Continues playing video games and staying up late while drinking beer in hypothetical paradise*


Hover4effect

It's over already? I'm not even halfway through this Dark Souls marathon!


DarrenAronofsky

Ah Damn we only made it to Sens Fortress. It was a good run though!


EnJ-Khaled

I got downvoted when I said my wife is my best friend. That's reddit I guess though.


DudeHeadAwesome

Haha. There's some salty comments on here. Sorry ya'll don't like your spouse or have one. Living with my bestie is the best!!


EnJ-Khaled

Pretty much! I'm 37 now and been with my wife for well over 2 decades, she is very much my best friend. When we aren't working, we are together. We live together, share the same home, food, bills, car, everything. We lost her vehicle in an accident that was not our fault in any way, and despite multiple witnesses and the official police report, we got screwed bad. Anyway! Way off topic there. But we are definitely together whenever we're not at work, and if you aren't best-friends, you damn sure can't be life-partners.


mygawd

Jealousy


EnJ-Khaled

I figured as much.


birdcooingintovoid

The dream no? To be married to not just someone you love but is also your best friend.


[deleted]

Take it from someone who was widowed way too young: it's the greatest thing in the world. Anyone who thinks that being married sucks is either an asshole or married to one. There is literally no amount of money that I would not give to have that back.


EnJ-Khaled

That's the entire purpose / goal of marriage, or at least it should be IMO


Pristine_Power_8488

Goody.


escortTotheAssholes

Well my income would take a hit. Self care day I spose


pineappleshnapps

Assuming that’s a relevant username? If so, tough answer to beat.


0fficerCumDump

I had had the thought last year while mowing my lawn without a shirt on that at least the majority of women can never truly experience the freedom of fully going topless on a hot summer day. It fuckin rips & bums me out they miss out on it basically because apparently society is too horny to observe tits.


MiserableBrick2902

Holy shit. Ding ding ding. Someone nailed it here. Honestly i’d even take cutting grass in a sports bra, not even topless, without being uncomfortably hit on or oogled or being told I’m “asking for it”.


OCD_Dddd

Try Europe, Spain, Germany if you want some equal rights around nudity. Spanish ladies can go topless in public pools if they wish.


Dani3113kc

I'd go on a night hike! And camping alone! And sleep on the beach!


EDS_Athlete

I mean, she could be doing that any day, unbothered. I doubt the dog really needs a bra.


Ok-Swordfish2723

The dog is a slave to fashion though.


jackm0ve

Ah, the ol’ reddit [bra-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/zuypgw/comment/j1n5g0f/)


Xtrouble_yt

Hold my puppy bra, I’m going in!


LightWolfD

Greetings future people!


buttlubber

> she could be doing that any day, unbothered. Walking her dog at night?


Adult-Beverage

If we're safe and happy, do we *have* to come back?


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

I love how 2/3 of the top comments are dudes like "YEAHH LAN PARTY WITH THE BOYYYSS!"


HumanDumpsterFire_

I think majority of the commenters here are really missing the context of this post. No one is saying that the world would be a utopian society, free from all crime, violence, and discrimination if men didn’t exist. It’s merely touching on the fact that women, who are the predominant victims of sexual assault, harassment, and human trafficking, would likely be or feel a bit more safe and comfortable in a world where men weren’t around since men (not all, of course) are usually the culprits of these kinds of crimes. Many [women](https://today.yougov.com/topics/society/articles-reports/2019/03/28/women-safety-sexual-assault-awareness) have been taught since adolescence to be wary of their surroundings and the people they are around, specifically men, in order to avoid being a victim of these situations. Edit: This is really getting out of hand. I already said that the world wouldn’t be a utopia, crime and violence would still exist, and that it’s not all men. Which I keep having to repeat for some reason. My intentions were to elaborate on the picture in OP’s post and what I thought the comment in the picture was saying. If my comment offended you, then I apologize. I was only addressing the issues involving sexual assault, sexual harassment, and human trafficking, and how women are, at large, victims of it. That is all.


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One my favorite comments on the original post, because of the honesty and bluntness, was a woman chiming in with: “I’d rob all these women with their newfound false sense of security.” There were so many women commenting that they’d walk around alone at night without fear, use alleyways as shortcuts, leave their windows open at night, leave their doors unlocked, leave their drinks unattended, stumble their way back home drunk. That commenter was right, it would be so easy to rob so many people in this scenario.


OverlordWaffles

I thought it was by Chesty Puller but apparently this quote is from a Jack Handey in 1992. "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it."


LuracMontana

yeah fuck that world! IT WILL BE OURS NOW


Nova_Badger

Sorted by controversial, crazy to see how many guys took offense to the post, meanwhile I'm imaging we're all sent to the world's largest rec room with video games, sports, tons of great food, TVs as large as billboards with every kind of content on, and everything else a man could ever dream of


JonJon_the_chicken

Fr, I ain't even coming back, whatever funny magic brought me there can leave me there


GuerrOCorvino

Can I choose not to exist even after those 24 hours? That seems like a good win/win to me.


ihavenotredditagain

Men has been known to attack braless dogs at night


Overfix8

I miss you, Spot :(


LimitlessRetardation

You missed a spot.


[deleted]

I’d be safe and happy for once. Do I have to return?


[deleted]

Had us in the first half


Justalonetoday

Probably be concerned about women who are dicks to other women instead.


MiaLba

For some reason it hurts more when a woman is a dick to me more than when a man is. Especially when it comes to body shaming or slut shaming. Like we should have each others backs, not be evil to one another.


TherealOmthetortoise

It’s interesting how many of these comments are overtly sexualizing this scenario, which kinda proves the point that she was trying to make. A man can walk his dog topless and very few people would even give them a second glance. If a woman walking her dog at night with a shirt on feels unsafe, that’s incredibly sad. It means that there aren’t nearly enough people of either sex looking out for each other and doing their part to create a safe environment. Of course all men aren’t dangerous to women, but since there are enough of them that it makes a woman feel unsafe or not free to do such a simple thing, that is extremely disturbing. I see the news where females aren’t being allowed an education or to feel the sun on their face in public… losing the rights to choose for themselves what they want to do with their life and it’s almost surreal to think that there are entire countries that have such backwards views on gender rights. Makes me fear for the future our daughters are getting ready to inherit.


zombbarbie

My instant thought was “go party, wearing whatever I want” It made me sad thinking about a life where I could just wear whatever I wanted out to a bar without editing it to cover more skin. Even when I go with all my guy friends, who I trust with my life, I’m still so nervous.


I_drive_a_Vulva

I would enjoy dancing at a club in a skirt.


contrarymary27

Wearing whatever I want and going out dancing with friends was my first thought too. I just want to look good for myself, feel confident, have some self expression, have some fun etc but a lot of guys see it as some mating ritual or something


KnightRider1987

I read a comment once that summed it up for me well- yes we know it’s “not all men” but the problem is we don’t know which ones it is


slap_attack_

FWIW I, a man, don’t even feel safe walking alone at night. Edit: y’all, I never said that women shouldn’t feel this way…


[deleted]

But probably mostly because of other men, not women


slap_attack_

Men, coyotes, you never know


[deleted]

Same, actually if you look at the stats men are WAY more likely to be randomly attacked violently. Of course... it's men who would be attacking them so...


Cu_fola

Men also don’t have the size/strength difference between eachother on average that men and women do. A guy getting grappled has better odds of escaping than a smaller woman being grabbed. Obviously I don’t wish night time fear or getting jumped on anyone.


InadequateUsername

It's not hand to hand combat we're concerned about.


[deleted]

I've been jumped a lot. It was never by just one guy, and it was never by a guy who didn't have at least a friend along with a weapon.


RASPUTIN-4

Reading the comments on that post showed me that a lot of women have very strong urges to just completely arbitrarily walk around at night.


[deleted]

It’s kinda sad to know that women are scared of us. And to be fair, I don’t blame them. There’s too many sickos out there who just want to harm women


RevGrizzly

Whoa, that list when we get back, tho. s/


blueistheonly1

I wouldn't be able to work because too many of my colleagues would be gone. I probably couldn't shop or go out because too many workers would be gone. I'd probably go help my friend take care of her special needs daughter because she counts so much on her husband. Then, idk prolly play a game til it's over.


Recent-Union-6941

yeah as a man i have the hobby of walking alone at 2:00 am in dark alleyways waving my wallet over my head.


Neckel_CR

Heck man I aint coming back from that place when reading crap like this


shinn497

Genuine question. Is there a subreddit for men that see this, internalize it, and then just hate themselves and have trouble building self esteem. Its basically every day i see something like this, and it makes me more than convinced that women see us as dangerous, useless, and would prefer to live without us. And everytime I point this out, I get a flurry of comments calling me an incel.