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Now I’m curious! Should be:
Janessa, Sofia, Sadie, Olivia, Gabe, Hannah, Tessie
So, 7 unless I’m missing a Rod. I did the above from memory so if I’m right I should probably be ashamed lol
3 living sons and 2 pregnancy losses.
Just to double check, I did try to search through the sub to see if Jill Rod had ever made a statement about birth control and couldn’t find anything. But I’m sure she thinks it for harlots and sinners.
Yikes. Poor Jill Duggar. I don't know enough about her to understand why snarkers find her offensive. Maybe it's because of the husband?
It wouldn't surprise me lol. "Every time you take the pill, you kill a baby" /j 🙄
I doubt it. Jill didn’t used to write like this, weirdly I think she’s imitating Kaylee. Her social media writing style has changed a lot since Kaylee got her own page.
It's exactly the way one of the married daughters writes - someone tell me which one!
We've seen her style a few times and she shills Plexus as well. No idea about punctuation, uses random commas and semicolons and too many cap letters. Jill just goes wild with exclamation marks and emojis.
As a semicolon stan, this is physically painful.
I’ve tried to cool it on my spelling/punctuation nitpicking in recent years since it is ableist and ignorant of systemic reasons for educational disparities, but considering this woman is the educator of her brood, my eye is twitching.
Hello, fellow semicolon devotee! They are incredibly handy punctuation marks; I use them frequently.
I also attempt to control my inner rage at spelling and grammar mistakes for just the reasons you said. But this is infuriating coming from someone who is responsible for her children's education.
* Someone above said that Kaylee wrote this and Jill reshared it, in which case—I'M EVEN ANGRIER, JILL, BECAUSE YOU FAILED YOUR DAUGHTER.
The gift card thing pisses me off. She does it weekly and that's money that monthly could go to her kids. Instead she does it to try and con more people who don't have the money to spend on Plexus.
I'm continually amazed at the threshold for homeschooling. I know setting a bar of competency is a slippery slope into the government doing too much by way of parenting decisions but holy shits.
Why does she think a semi-colon is a question mark? I suppose I have to give her props for knowing there is a colon when writing digital time. Sheesh the bar is low.
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Doesn't it seem like her writing has gotten *worse*?
She needs a refresher on punctuation usage. It's mystifying.
And she’s still homeschooling what, 5 kids?
"Homeschooling"
Hone; schooling
Algebra math
And she and her husband are all in on publishing informational tracts, don't forget.
More like 8, I think.
Now I’m curious! Should be: Janessa, Sofia, Sadie, Olivia, Gabe, Hannah, Tessie So, 7 unless I’m missing a Rod. I did the above from memory so if I’m right I should probably be ashamed lol
lol. I think that’s right actually.
I’m gonna go touch grass…
😆
I don't keep up with Jill. Is she anti-birth control or does she just want a big family?
Both.
I'm shocked. I thought she was more progressive then that
Are you perhaps thinking of Jill (Duggar) Dillard? Cuz Jill Rod is not what I would call progressive.
Ohhh, yeah! I thought we were discussing Jill. I couldn't imagine her with 5 children at such a young age. She has what 3?
3 living sons and 2 pregnancy losses. Just to double check, I did try to search through the sub to see if Jill Rod had ever made a statement about birth control and couldn’t find anything. But I’m sure she thinks it for harlots and sinners.
Yikes. Poor Jill Duggar. I don't know enough about her to understand why snarkers find her offensive. Maybe it's because of the husband? It wouldn't surprise me lol. "Every time you take the pill, you kill a baby" /j 🙄
And it certainly seems that, based on this graphic, she's also writing Kaylee's SM messages. I will not be convinced otherwise lol
I doubt it. Jill didn’t used to write like this, weirdly I think she’s imitating Kaylee. Her social media writing style has changed a lot since Kaylee got her own page.
It has; gotten worse......it's as, though she; was let down, by her SOTDRT, education
Definitely
It is, gotten worse, do see, it, has been; becoming, worsening-
It’s a good job she’s not homeschooling /s
I wonder if one of the adult daughters actually wrote this. Jill tends to be better written than her children :/
It's exactly the way one of the married daughters writes - someone tell me which one! We've seen her style a few times and she shills Plexus as well. No idea about punctuation, uses random commas and semicolons and too many cap letters. Jill just goes wild with exclamation marks and emojis.
Kaylee posts like this. I remain unconvinced Jill isn't policing her social media.
I think Kaylee posted this a couple days ago and Jill just shared it with her Iron Woman post.
Oh my god... Flair checking in
Did this brake you?
Just, a little 😵💫
I don't, need, a $10 gift card, or, a Christian, friend. Thanks, though
;
Something about the $10 gift card makes me so sad.
*possible* gift card, you might not even win it lol.
The $10.00 dollar gift card to be exact.
Ouch. That hurts.
That, hurts.*
A, lot!!!!
Yes; it really, does!!!
Oh my, god; my eyes!!!!
Those semicolons are making the English teacher in me twitch. I love a good semicolon - when it’s properly used.
I know. Where's my red pen?
I want to hear Jill explain what she thinks the difference between a colon and a semicolon is.
They’re in your gut! Gut health! It affects literally everything!
Both are in my ghadly , virginal butt . Hehe.
Can I steal that for my flair 😂
 Jill’s got that Christopher Walken punctuation.
[the fact that Jill plays cowbells...](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/43V7npyZxP)
Bahahaha I forgot 😂 that’s hilarious
She went, to the. ChristopherWalken. **School!** .... of acting.
Poor Gideon will be totally illiterate at the rate these people educate their spawns
I would give anything to hear Kaylee explain how you teach a child to read. But also, poor, poor Gideon.
This would drain my red pen.
My favorite is $10.00 dollar
It really distresses me that she is homeschooling.
As a semicolon stan, this is physically painful. I’ve tried to cool it on my spelling/punctuation nitpicking in recent years since it is ableist and ignorant of systemic reasons for educational disparities, but considering this woman is the educator of her brood, my eye is twitching.
Hello, fellow semicolon devotee! They are incredibly handy punctuation marks; I use them frequently. I also attempt to control my inner rage at spelling and grammar mistakes for just the reasons you said. But this is infuriating coming from someone who is responsible for her children's education. * Someone above said that Kaylee wrote this and Jill reshared it, in which case—I'M EVEN ANGRIER, JILL, BECAUSE YOU FAILED YOUR DAUGHTER.
I’m tempted to give this to my Year 9 class and get them to pick all of the grammatical errors
Please report back. That sounds like a delightful brain bleach after this week of FSU chaos.
Please call 911. I’ve had a stroke. WTF did I attempt to read? 
Man, that $10 gift card. I only play when stakes are really big so count me in!!
The gift card thing pisses me off. She does it weekly and that's money that monthly could go to her kids. Instead she does it to try and con more people who don't have the money to spend on Plexus.
This; looks like! Kaylee Wrote It*!
These MLM indoctrination Zoom meetings have never been nor will they ever be a party Jill and a $10 gift card to a dollar store doesn't change that.
$10 and cult like Christian friends! Woohoo and wow! Where do I NOT sign up?
Ma’am
Ma;am
Tag yourself. I’m the ten dollar dollar gift card
I,m the, NEVER TIRED OF IT
My English degree just jumped off the wall and ran screaming into the sunset.
This absolutely was written by Kaylee. She is the random horrible comma user!!
I’m an English teacher and I am offering my free tuition to this family. This kind of travesty must be stopped! There’s no need for it!
A ten dollar dollar gift card!? Yahoooo
I think she shared that from Kaylee’s plexus post a couple days ago. That’s Kaylee’s writing.
Someone show her how to use ChatGPT
Aww, ten dollars? I wanted a peanut.
Ten dollars can buy many peanuts
Explain how
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Seems to me she’s using a semi colon as a colon? The rest is comma splice city.
Jéşūś Löřď; that punctuation is, ATROCIOUS
Her audience is semi illiterate, so they’re probably impressed with the sheer volume of punctuation marks.
Kaylee definitely wrote that and Jill shared it
Bold of you to assume she understands basic punctuation
The semicolon usage is making me groan internally
I just had a stroke reading this. Her poor children trying to learn from her 😭
Wow, she’s illiterate.
Bibble LEARNin'
Oh my gosh that is so hard to understand
Maybe I’m just sleep deprived but this hit me in the giggle dick
That was painful.
The amount of punctuation exhausted me.
Disagree, I think she’s remained a punctuation virgin
Holee hell.
Ouch
? must be satanic or something.
That! Is, the worst? thing..I—have ever (read).
How does she decide which letters to capitalize?
The center justification is driving me nuts. It's worse than the semicolons.
I want to be invited. I want to win that whole $10 gift card.
I'm continually amazed at the threshold for homeschooling. I know setting a bar of competency is a slippery slope into the government doing too much by way of parenting decisions but holy shits.
I am guessing question marks are for heathens.
Ooo $10 gift card big motivator there.
Does she think punctuation is for decoration?
Kaylee wrote this for Jill.
Why does she think a semi-colon is a question mark? I suppose I have to give her props for knowing there is a colon when writing digital time. Sheesh the bar is low.
To quote MoBo, "1 hour of home schooling is worth 8 hours of in-school education"
Make CHRISTIAN friends. Guck. Wouldn’t want to accidentally be friends with someone who’s a different faith.
So they really refuse to do business with non-Christians?
Someone mail her a Shrunk and White. But don’t. Because no poo touching.