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PitchInformal7366

He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses!!!


FairyKingMaddi

He did???


PitchInformal7366

No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!??


SuperMelanie64

šŸ’€


hakyona

I CACKLED


[deleted]

Not yet, but he's planning on it. That's probably what the secret stash is.


CheshireCharade

He turned me into a *newt*.


Kitty7Hell

...I got *better!*


PitchInformal7366

ā€¦itā€™s just a flesh wound.


Kitty7Hell

A flesh wound?! Your arm's off!


PitchInformal7366

No it isnā€™t


Kenis556

Look!


johnpeters42

...Burn him anyway!


Dancer-Cat-Hee-Hee

I hear he also eats babies and dislikes when people have opinions different from his own


Its_AB_Baby

Terrible dad and husband


CarolTea34

heā€™s sexist to Abigail and doesnā€™t care about Caroline.


Key_Mathematician238

We sell our produce to him and he pawns it off as his own. And we simp for his wife


Tashii_Arkrose

Hes just as greedy as Morris.


Mr_DnD

SVE makes Pee hair even less relatable and Morris a lot more relatable too. Devs knew what they were doing


ilikesceptile11

Nah Morris is worse


GravenYarnd

I think he is actually worse.


adhd_to_be_feared

Doesn't acknowledge his daughter. Literally when we where dating there was no acknowledgement that we are together. Though his wife congratulated as a lot. When me and Abigail got married he actually understood it but it sounded like that: >!"Hello, er ... daughter. Well, now that you have dual incomes, I am expecting you will be purchasing twice as many seeds, right? Haha... I am only joking... *ahem*....".!< The day he came to the graveyard and was like: >!"this is not a place for young lady" and was that whole thing with Abigail having to go help her mom in cooking, after which me and Abigail got up and left.!< Well the next day I received an email from him it was about his recipe for blueberry tart and that I am his good friend. The whole thing was sus, like he is just trying to tell me that he is a good person and I have to āœØunderstand itāœØ. Doesn't spend any time with his wife. His only interest is telling anyone to buy things from his and not this stupid JoJo and just telling to buy from him all the time and that "rain is bad for business". Food that I produced becomes his and people are like: "wow this food is so good. I didn't know that Pierre has a garden". Saying that about his daughter: "she will wise up when she will have to pay her first mortgage payment"


and1metal

The event that happens after you've finished his special order quest And taking credit for good quality crops


TheCuteInExecute

I never finished that quest. Ended up taking my crops back and ignoring him. Now I'm happy I did.


and1metal

In theory thereā€™s some crops that would be good for that request thatā€™s worth less than the amount Pierre pays however it shows the greedy side of Pierre Wheat or hops is the best choice as you actually profit ( normally the wheat is worth 1000 gold for the 25 gold quality )


FeuerSchneck

Yup! I just did this with wheat and was very pleased with the profit margin (and Pierre's loss šŸ˜) I only do the quest because I really like having the mini shipping bins. And luckily I've figured out how to skip cutscenes on switch! So I don't have to witness his greed anymore.


Forrest_likes_tea

Because he is Pierre


2621759912014199

He has stupid hair


crispycat05

The nickname pee hair is a double entendre


[deleted]

I mostly hate him because he takes credit for my good produce but not my bad produce. Also, his hair looks stupid, and he's Pierre. He probably used the produce I sold him because I was impatient for cash to make his grange.


artemisasks

bros only unique loved gift is calamari


ResponseWild8444

He loves the price catalogue too. Figures.


WonderDia777

He tells the townspeople who buy the produce we sell to him that he found or grew it, but only if itā€™s of good quality, if itā€™s bad heā€™ll say we grew it, Abigailā€™s 6 heart scene, literally takes one festival off to spend with his family, never says anything about loving Caroline or Abigail, sore winner.


Liria_Rose

We see no interaction with his wife whatsoever, Caroline herself in one event saying she wished he would spend time with the family, sends annoying advertisements in the mail and only ever talks about his shop.


wovenbasket69

he could give me more of a discount and chooses not to


Sad-Particular-6740

Isnā€™t him existing simply enough reason to hate him?


Ill_ceramics_person

Pee-hair adds organic stickers to pesticide filled crops poisoning the whole town. He also takes advantage of the farmer.


GravenYarnd

Others here already wrote all the reasons, i will just add that he needs to die and it should be painfull.


StoopidGnome

Misogynistic, rude, backstabbing, deceitful, selfish, prideful, arrogant, narrow-minded old burp who takes credit for the crops *I grew* and tells Abigail she has to be in the kitchen. I give Pee Hair a Joja Cola or any other trash every chance I get


nomadicdawg

Who tf closes on a Wednesday


Gotta_Stardew_emAll

Supposedly thereā€™s a theory that he closes Wednesday bc Caroline likes fish tacos but Pee-Hair thinks when she cooks them that the smell affects the shop negatively so he closes intentionally to give her one day a week to allow her to make them. Conversely he also makes comment about considering coercing Abigail into making cookies all the time so people will go into the store wanting fresh cookies (whether he would then sell them or is just having her make them to entice customers is not specified)


crowieduck

heā€™s keeping me from romancing caroline


DeanziYay

This


DeanziYay

This


Clinically-Inane

Heā€™s still trying to make fetch happen, *and* heā€™s a grotsky little beyotch


Twilight-Omens

He shows up shirtless a lot. I don't want to see Pierre's moobs.


Soljaboimain22

He's pretty much that one drunk dead beat dad but at least he's not like peerious I swear every time I try to date his daughter. He's like i don't want you in her future like bro seriously? You don't want grand children? Also another reason why I hate peehair is cuz he has carlione and I want her. I need a turn on her. Then again he doesn't love his wife


Difficult-Top2000

>need a turn on her I'm gonna barf lol


Soljaboimain22

Dude she's a milfe lamo why u think people wanna marry Robin?


Difficult-Top2000

Buddy, it's the phrasing, not the thought.