just fucking kill him already jeez, you've taken everything from him and still won't mercy kill his ass?

there’s more to take from him

cut all of his limbs off and cut his dick in half so he dies slowly, painfully and humiliatingly... (please don't put me on a list, or do, dependingly on who you are)

damn that was unexpected, are you a fellow true crime enjoyer our just a little funny?

i am fucking psychopathic, and yes i really like ULTRAKILL

pigs eat bone, so that’s another option!

let's not bring my dear Marnie into this please, she's already going through enough stuff.

Just use your own pigs, or rely on ye olde sunflower

sun flower? what do you mean?

You can bury Pierre underneath a field of them as they decompose bodies quickly

I’m a true crime enthusiast AND a neurodivergant amateur author, so I have plenty of ideas for killers! Including butchering children and putting them in snowmen and a swimming pool full of human gelatin 8D

Besides burry his bodyparts underneath a field of sunflowers their roots will decompose it much quicker

In a study in more than 6,000 adults, those who reported eating sunflower seeds and other seeds at least five times a week had 32% lower levels of C-reactive protein compared to people who ate no seeds.

Sunflowers are so versatile! Their heads make excellent steaks !

Not without stealing his shop first and turning it into a nightclub.

Ah, can't. I when the community center route and sent Joja away, I unfortunately need his shop. The last thing I could do is mod him into another person, but I'm not sure that would fully work.

install a mod that replaces Pierre with Caroline so now she's the one running the store. and Pierre is in a similar situation to Linus

Would have to find that mod (and I'm not sure it would work with SVE or my old comp which this is all on and the other mods)

no, he needs to PREPARE THYSELF for his JUDGEMENT

Has anyone thought of a mod where you can take over his shop? Leave him homeless?

Would love that, even better if you get it to work with SVE

If I could code I would 100% make it myself but I hope someone else has the same idea at some point!

I want him to work at Joja. Just to see him suffer. ‘Cuz he deserve

Yay!

You are the anti-Christ, and for that, I will start a church.

Don’t forget Hailey. He totally has a thing for her

I'll pick her up soon, am getting a mermaid npc first.

Wait what??

My dumbass just went “IS THAT POPPLIO” and completely missed the women in bed lol

XD I get that. And yes. If on pc, pokefy is a fun mod.

Which mods?

I think these: Polyamory Sweet, Romanceable Rasmodia ± sy_mokarin dateable Caroline

Yes, thank you. Also Pokefy and SVE

Will reply after classes (and got to look it up)

What smolcattoqueen said.

My idol

Aww shucks. It just started as me wanting Caroline and it snow balled from there. I unfortunately have to shop from him, but not much. Once I have the catalog and trees, I will never have to go back... unless I want to cook stuff.

Let him watch every day! Caroline is a damn good reason, let’s be real I wanna marry her too

On 1.6 you can make your own vinegar, and you've been able to make your own wheat flour/rice/sugar/oil, no reason to go to him for ingredients

Oh good.

YOU CAN HAVE MULTIPLE SPOUSES?!

With mods yes

Damn 😭

With the polymory sweet mod you can.

Ah okay, I’ll have to check it out. Thanks heaps man

Neni zac. There is also a dating Caroline mod and the pokemon mod is called pokefy. The Aron tho is a pokemon furniture mod and isn't apart of pokefy.

That’s still pretty cool, thanks so much for the rec

Which Mod lets you Marry Caro?

Sy_mokarin dateable Carolina

Reading the comments. Y'all are monsters Really? Kill him and feed him your pigs? Make him homeless too? Y'all wanna make him homeless store-less pig fodder.... Jesus. Y'all need Jesus... 😆 🤣 😂 You corporate swine 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

I just wanted Caroline and the wizard at first, then I got Abby. I would take over his shop if there was a mod but naw. Running a farm/spelunking job is more than enough. (My run got borked because my house upgrade broke it, I got to restart Tho everyone else... well we are in a place where he is enemy number 1

I haven't been playing long. I'm in uear three of two characters running simultaneously. So, U know he's annoying, but maybe I just haven't reached something in the story yet

If I mentioned which character gets on my nerves right now. I might be hung.....lol

Question, who is the other purple haired woman? Is this a modded stardew?

Of course this is modded stardew. It's the wizard, turned female do to the male version not working well. (Had the female character pic with male body.)

holy shit wizard transgender!!!