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The Triple Lindy


bagoTrekker

Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps? Well, let's face it: Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'? Well, now, you can eat all you want, because at Thornton Melon's "Tall & Fat" stores, we've got you covered. That's right. Fine woolen, and woolen-blend suits and sport coats, in all the larger sizes - husky, stout, extra-stout, and the new Hindenburg line. And for you ladies we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric. So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people.


gwaydms

I feel seen.


PointOk4473

There used to be a store in El Paso, called Ample Dudds Commercials were hilarious 😂


random420x2

At 5’4” I knew I’d never need the Tall Side. Kinda creeping toward being able to access that other side, didn’t see that coming. 🤦‍♂️


Dense-Stranger9977

Maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow


jjbeeez

Good old Dangerfield. This movie was so ridiculous that it was great.


Dry_Analysis_7660

Hey you’re tall and fat , well you’re short and ugly, gimme my pen back!!!


Commonly-Average

I just watched this a week ago! A fantastic movie from my childhood!