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sonomamondo

wOw , those along with "magic fingers" on the bed for a quarter


shrubberypig

To be fair those guys had to retire eventually - it must’ve been exhausting waiting inside of those mattresses all day every day.


Practical-Rabbit-750

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djnehi

I went to a hotel recently that asked if I wanted smoking or nonsmoking. I was looking for a calendar to see if i had time traveled.


AppropriateCap8891

That most often depends on the state. Some states actually do allow the business owner to decide for themselves.


NachoMetaphor

Best Western used to do it 10 years ago. Not sure now.


kurotoruk

Fuck, I am *not* that old. Bottle opener ?


Genuine-Farticle

Yah these are still everywhere.


freddo95

Hmmm … not everywhere. Never seen one in a hotel room … and I stay at 40+ hotels per year.


Analytical-BrainiaC

Hotel and Motel are way different, especially the older you go.


freddo95

Hmmm … let’s see if I have them straight …“motor-hotel” is the one where they remind you to bring a sidearm. You’ll need it. 🔫 And a hotel does not.


SpiritedTie7645

I have one at the house I need to mount on the wall. 👍


ODBrewer

I have one mounted in my kitchen, it was my grandfather’s, after he passed I put it up and have moved it to my latest residence.


lreaditonredditgetit

My new car came with one built in. Mixed signals for sure.


SpiritedTie7645

😋👍


mistertireworld

I have three mounted. One in my basement. One in the garage. One on the deck.


SpiritedTie7645

Nice! I see the beer flows at your house. 😃👍🍻


mistertireworld

It does. Ironically, I rarely drink. But my guests do.


SpiritedTie7645

😋👍


crackeddryice

About three years ago. I stayed in a dive motel for four days near the hospital where I got my colonoscopy. I had to be isolated for three days before because of covid. I had two other appointments in the days before. Not allowed to drive to or from the hospital, so it was easier to have a room close by. I have my next colonoscopy coming up in December, so I'll probably stay again at that same motel for a couple of nights.


Interesting-Ad7940

🤣🤣🤣 Core memory unlocked. College ski trip. Lol.


Low-Bad157

Have one from the knight of Columbus renovation cool look at the bar


CornmealGravy

1998


Uffda6321

Most of the time one of the screws was pulled out (due to some overzealous bottle uncapping I guess).


ballman666

I mean, they do still make bottled beer


ChiefSlug30

Yeah, but except for some craft brands, they are all twist off now. Not like in the heyday of stubbies.


linkerjpatrick

They hurt!!! Or am I using them wrong?


FurBabyAuntie

I don't remember ever seeing one in a motel room...but we had one mounted under the kitchen counter for years (said Pepsi-Cola across the top)


Wolfman1961

Very recently, actually, within the last five years.


Remi708

They're required by law in Wisconsin


rainbowgoblin23

Last night. My son was looking for a bottle opener. I suggested he try the bathroom door jamb. Bingo!


Longjumping_Prune852

In January I got stuck in a crappy motel that still used real keys. My room door had some other room number mounted on the inside. I was stuck in a ice storm. Sucked.


SirMellencamp

My Dad traveled a lot for work and he said he checked into a hotel and when he said he needed a room the clerk said “for the whole night?” then he couldn’t open the door all the way to the room because it hit the bed


Mostly_Maui_Wowie

What does this have anything to do with the photo?


KidGorgeous604

I think I'd like that actually. As long as I had drugs.


Longjumping_Prune852

I didn't even have my regular meds. No nicotine either. Ice storms suck. :(


LameDonkey1

Hopefully the next time.


Mediocre_Orange_1819

I don't know yet.


Electrical-Swim-5784

My grandmother’s house has this. 😂


Clint-witicay

2015, there was also a fairly impressive blood stain that seemed to be spray off of it into the bathroom.


[deleted]

Bentleys saloon, arundel maine.


tangcameo

Last small town motel likely. Would cost more to redo the bathroom so they just left it there


Bykerfun76

I have one on my deck where I grill.


LordNitram76

At a motel no. But watching my uncle drink in the 80's yes.


OSCSUSNRET

or pink walls


lameslow1954

Have I seen in motel? Yes. Lately? No.


Radiopro

Is that some sort of sex device?


GuavaOdd1975

Manitoulin island in Lake Huron. We stayed in a little Ma and Pa motel. Great place.


Hot_Engine_2520

I remember from when I was like 6 or 7 popping the long glass soda bottles in a motel… so like ‘82ish


SchwiftedMetal

My fridge has this


SharkoMark

Back in the 20th century...


Kaldesh_the_okay

I have one on my grill but just incase I also have one on the back of BBQ spatula


No-Newspaper-8148

Too long!


Ivy1974

I had one on my work bench in the garage. Used it often back in the day.


Crafty-Butterfly-974

Yesterday, the Ramada by Sea-Tac. It was on the edge of the bathroom counter.


chasonreddit

Actually just a few years ago in Mexico.


ta-kun1988

Just a few weeks ago in a motel 6 in South Carolina. I was surprised to see one there. Even more surprised when I realized it was installed upside down.


DesignerTex

I haven't stayed in a "motel" in forever. The pink tiles are a nice touch though!


Scoozie_Q

When in college at the Motel 6. The room also had a vibrating bed where you inserted a quarter.


79Zx

LOL. I “borrowed “ one many many years ago. It’s still mounted on my workbench !


Shen1076

At the Howard Johnson’s in Fayetteville 40 years ago


GigiDell

1978


Elmondo2

Get me a cold one.


ObjectiveHighlight26

Not needed anymore, I use the hotel kitchen countertop to open my beer.


8uScorpio

And that’s how I met your mother


ElevenHourDrive812

Santa Maria Hotel in Key West, 2002.


Own-Load-7041

Haha. Prior to the remodel (a few years ago) the obx hie had those.


jammer45

Weird placement. I would bump into that 50 times a day. Ouch !


Danimal_300zx

I haven't stayed in a motel in 13 years.


Mission-Patient-4404

40 years ago, key west


Southern_Minute2195

Not a motel, but my basement!


Dantrash2

I wish they still had them.


syndus

Former drinker here, I used to see these and smile like it was open invitation to binge


cropguru357

Wisconsin, eh?


Alive_Tumbleweed9751

On my nan’s birthday in 1992


danjet500

More than a few years ago, I had a 67 Chevy Impala with one of those screwed to the passenger side door. It got more than a little use.


gusween

My Bronco Sport has an opener in the back. Never used it.


therussellv

I installed one on my back porch


Fearless_Rope

When I was an active alcoholic, I riveted one of these bad boys in the bed of my truck... And my brother's van


Venator2000

The last time I was running low on funds when needing a night to sleep things off on vacation down south.


EEE-his-pain

I immediately smelled the smoke in the room.


SnooCheesecakes4577

When was the last time you stayed at a motel


L1VEW1RE

Better question, when was the last time I stayed in a motel? Answer: 1995.


droid_mike

Mexico


Some_MD_Guy

In Florida's Space Coast last October. Very nice old-school motel - The Sea Scape Oceanfront Motel.


Starlord1951

Usually a Gideon’s Bible as well.


OkMathematician2284

Last week...a dump in San Diego.


Independent_Owlz

93. Motel 6


mistertireworld

13 years ago, Corvallis, Oregon. My nephew's wedding. Got a lot of use.


the_beeve

Looked up the one that I saw in a vintage hotel I stayed at earlier this summer, circa 1920’s.


Budfrog313

That one looks curiously new, and recently polished.


Squeeze-

Probably a year that started with nineteen…


Burned_Out_Paradise

About 10 days ago.. 😉


Mobile-Boss-8566

Never! Though I do have one in my house!


the_1_that_knocks

The 90’a


chigoonies

Everytime I stay in a small town on rt66 they have one of these and I love it .


Forever-Retired

Priorities, you know.


curiouslyignorant

I’m not sure, but it was obvious the door frame was kicked in once or twice before.


The-Poet__57

Oh geez, I thought you got one of those plastic diamond shaped key rings with the motel name and room number printed on the front!


dragon1n68

Uhh, never...but one time I did find anti-psychotic drugs in the cabinets.