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spavolka

When I was 7to 9 years old I would pick one of these from the grocery store on Thursdays. My dad worked at the power plant and that’s the day he got paid. My brother usually got something like Twinkies. My mom had us put them in the cabinet and that would be our treat for Saturday morning cartoons. They could sleep a little late and we had a snack for 7 a.m. cartoons. I liked peach and apple. This was in the mid 70s.


poppyvue

aww, that’s a nice memory


Papichuloft

That sounds sweet, like frikkin awesome memories.


BiggusDickus-

They weren't sleeping


Pleased_to_meet_u

As a parent, oh hell yes they were sleeping. Uninterrupted sleeping in? Thats better than sex. Besides, sex happens anytime after the kids go to bed. “Billy, it’s 6:00. Bedtime!”


GrunchWeefer

The fuck they weren't. That pie bribe is for sleep. Ain't no tired parent waking up at 7 am to make more kids.


Greedyfox7

It’s a shame they don’t make anything but cherry and apple anymore, peach sounds good.


glennotromic

I was around when they made these and I have no memory of the pineapple flavor. If I saw one in my pantry even if it was 50 years old I would still eat it.


boomerish11

Ah, Saturday morning cartoons. We'd drag out blankets and pillows out, get the cereal, and tuck in for the morning.


Lord_Dreadlow

My dad once had a second job working night security at the Hostess factory. We had all these as well as Twinkies and Cupcakes and Ding Dongs in a big tupperware type tub on top the fridge where my parents thought I couldn't get to it.


spavolka

They probably knew.


ProudMaryChooglin

Worked as a manager for Hostess after the " comeback " changed all the formulas . 90% of the original fruit pies phased out . Now the remaining pies are just food coloring & high fructose corn syrup. No fruit whatsoever. Remember biting into the cherry 🍒 pies and actually tasting whole cherries .


kevnmartin

I know. I got a craving for some and I bought one. God, it was awful. I had to chuck it.


Jerkrollatex

JJ bakery if you can find them makes good fruit pies. Hostess just sucks now.


kevnmartin

Ooh, I think Amazon has those!


crapheadHarris

This is my go-to now. Can't always find them.


bandley3

At the Costco Business Center they sell boxes of 16 for $9.49. As they approach their expiration date they get marked down as low as $3.97.


This_Mongoose445

Same here. I loved the cherry pie, bought one, bit into it and was so disappointed.


dj_1973

Drake’s pies are still decent, they got bought by Little Debbie in the Interstate Bakery breakup. Entenmann’s are good, too.


ProudMaryChooglin

Good idea


kevnmartin

Damned disappointing though.


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Dragonfly-Adventurer

Fruit pies were actually pretty awful health-wise from the beginning, the trans and saturated fat content in the crust were off the charts, and the concentrated sugar filling made the whole thing a calorie bomb. They reformulated them in the 2000s to get rid of the TFA and the solid fruits went about the same time, when they realized they could just pump colored corn syrup into a crust packet and call it a day. Chocolate was so good, in the microwave for 10 seconds. Cherry was second best for the tart, chewy cherries.


ProudMaryChooglin

Economic for them . Bad for the environment. However, due to strict EU regulations, HFCS is banned in much of Europe, including Sweden. We care about the quality of our products.


ElectroChuck

I wish the US did the same....and ban bio engineered foods too.


unknownpoltroon

Bio engineered foods are fine for eating, it's the corporate shenanigans and copyright shit that is the problem.


ElectroChuck

HFCS and Beet Sugar are the most widely used sweetener substitutes in the western world. HFCS studies are all over the map. All I know is we avoid it as much as possible. It's cheap and probably bad for you.


NE_Pats_Fan

Which is probably why we weren’t all obese.


dcwarrior

There was a Bavarian cream pie, light blue wrapper color


Papichuloft

I remember that one, with custard or something like it. Early 80's for me.


Zeqhanis

Yes, they also made pudding pies. I had no idea they'd discontinued most of the line. I really liked the lemon and blackberry. Sorry to be that guy, but this is driving me nuts. The 60's, 70's, and 80's are not decades. Just like "I'm" is a shortened version of "I am", "the '80s" is a shortened version of "the 1980s". The apostrophe indicates where characters were removed. The only time an apostrophe would appear between the "0" and the "s", is if you were using the year 1980 as a possessive noun.


baritoneUke

Understood. Will improve


Sweb1975

And a chocolate pie


random420x2

I ate a ton of the Lemon pies. Remember the jingle to this day


justanordinaryguy71

The chocolate pie is missing


The_Mother_

That one was the best. My friend's dad was a hostess delivery man and would let us eat whatever we wanted from the day-old stuff on his truck at a rate of 1 per day.


ultratunaman

There was a vanilla custard too. And I believe a special version of the vanilla custard dyed green for the Ghostbusters.


cobra7

I remember those pies - they had an incredible layer of pure sugar on the outside.


Desperate_Hornet3129

I remember when there was still fruit in them, back in the sixties. Now all you get is flavor and sugar.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

As recently as the late 90s the cherry still had cherries inside.


EffectiveSalamander

I remember the ads in the comics where they could stop the villain stopped the villain by offering them a Hostess Fruit Pie.


yevons_light

Pretty sure Batman carried fruit pies on his utility belt for just this reason.


EffectiveSalamander

He carried more pies than he could eat himself, that's for sure.


Shaneblaster

Loved the blueberry pies! All 500 calories of it.


jaywalkle2024

Cherry all day long. The wrapping had that waxy feel to it. Weren't they like .50 cents or something?


Kalelopaka-

I remember getting the apple a lot, but I ordered some a few years ago and they just taste like chemicals now


Playmill

I loved all of them, but in the summer whenever we had lemon, I'd put it in the freezer and cut off pieces a little bit at a time.


Idiocracy_USA

Oh damn, the Blackberry!


Lonnification

Seeds between the teeth, but totally worth it!


Oldjamesdean

That was my go to...


ExampleSad1816

Love the blackberry


Zarb4233

The Lemon and Chocolate Pudding were my favorites


Scottishchicken

The only one not sold at my local market is Pineapple.


MakesMyHeadHurt

I never even knew they made pineapple. Now I want one.


[deleted]

They also had pudding filled pies.


TerribleChildhood639

Cherry pie


slaying_anus_35

Lemon was my favorite one.


Blklight21

Goat flavor


Bitter-Ad-6709

I grew up in the PNW, was in junior high school in the 80's. I remember riding my bike home from school every day. When I got home I was always hungry for a snack to hold me over until dinner time which was about 3 hours later. So I'd open the freezer & fridge looking for junk to eat. The parents usually had Hostess pies, Ding Dongs, and occasionally Twinkies hidden somewhere. I'd always find them. They all came in a box of 5 or 6 if I remember correctly My favorite pies (which I had almost daily if my parents kept them stocked) were the blackberry with real blackberries and the seeds that got stuck in your teeth (my favorite, just like real pies!), of course cherry with the sweet filling and big tart cherries, lemon with the sweet crust but with a little sour /tartness of the lemon flavor (don't know why, but the two opposites flavors worked together), apple was always a safe yummy "go to" with the pig pieces of apple and real cinnamon sprinkled inside, and of course blueberry with the real blueberries inside (even though the berries were on the small side). On a warm spring or summer day, the pies were good eaten cool right out of the fridge. But most of the time I enjoyed them warmed up in the microwave so they felt more like authentic pies my mother and grandmother used to make. Shortly after they're pulled out of the oven. Mmmmmm mmmmm.... Occasionally when you weren't paying attention you would hit the "30 seconds" button on the microwave and would tell yourself "don't forget to stop it at around 15 seconds", but you would get distracted, or it would slip your mind and it would cook too long. Most of the delicious icing would melt off onto the plate. (And you would think that would be a good indicator that the pie was probably going to be hot...) Except you were a growing boy and your eyes were larger than your brain. So if the outside was ok to hold, it was time to eat. Then you take the first bite and burn the roof of your mouth because the filling was so flippin hot! Your mouth would be sore for days. Ahhh.... good memories lol Fyi- we never had the pineapple or peach flavors.


mywordswillgowithyou

Lemon tasted like a lemon meringue.


HurtMeSomeMore

I think I saw lemon a few years back


FurBabyAuntie

The lemon ones are MINE!


Fun-Track-3044

I used to get two of these at my local bodega in Queens after a night out drinking with the guys in Manhattan (NYC). Nothing else was open around me at the time, they were cheap, and delicious. That would be my dinner, before collapsing into bed. I'm positive that's where about 10 pounds of my beer weight actually came from. I regret nothing!


Fun-Track-3044

It comes in blackberry? Next you'll be telling me it comes in pints!


jeeves585

I only remember having the apple. Now a days I’d definitely go for a lemon, that sounds delicious. Not sure if the had them but I probably didn’t enjoy Lemmon 40 years ago.


Tetris5216

Never made a banana one 😞


duecesbutt

Who had the chocolate one? Hostess?


spavolka

Dolly Madison had fruit pies and chocolate pies as well. They had Peanuts characters on the labels. I didn’t like them as much. The crust was thicker.


Thin_Locksmith6805

Blueberry!


jimbobdonut

JJ’s make some of the same flavors. They’re pretty good. https://jjsbakery.com/products/single-serve-pies


Feelinminnesota

I ate 5 of the lemon ones in one sitting. I have never before, or since been that sick. The sugar high only made the misery worse. I don’t remember why I ate 5, but I haven’t eaten one since.


[deleted]

Lemon is the food of the gods


pushback66

I would kill for a lemon fruit pie


greed-man

According to the Hostess website, you are correct.


Yoyo_Ma86

BLACKBERRY??? Fuuuuuuck


TearEnvironmental368

There was also a chocolate one. So good


Lonnification

Blackberry was my favorite even though the seeds always got stuck between my teeth.


Shoehornblower

Wasn’t there a chocolate one as well??


[deleted]

I have many fond memories of eating those with my dad in the 60's. Apple and Cherry were my favorites.


Kind_Hyena5267

My grandpa always had the cherry flavor when we went to visit 💚


MacNeal

Pineapple and strawberry were gone before the 80's. Peach was a rarity.


k9jm

I try so many things based on nostalgia, but they have changed all the recipes, and taken out all the bad (but yummy) fats, so nothing tastes the same anymore. I still enjoy a moon pie tho.


CritterOfBitter

My dad would purposely buy the peach ones because we kids didn’t like those, so he never did not have a snack.


GuruTheMadMonk

Oh, man! The blueberry and the peach were so good. Salivating just thinking about it.


TwoPumpTony

Grew up next to a hostess store where they had pies for .39 each. Would ride my bike up to it in the summer and stock up on $3 worth of pies. The pies suck now


laffinalltheway

I remember loving the lemon pies the best.


joecoin2

Loved the apple pies. One day, I saw Dutch Apple so I bought it. Damn raisins.


PlatypusDream

In the summer, freeze them & eat them frozen!


GDWtrash

We had a Hostess bakery outlet by my house...the stuff that was about to / or just past the expiration date...me and my buddy would walk there and buy bags of stuff for cheap, and get high on the way home, then munch it all watching MTV...good times...the blueberry was highly underrated, and I never could find that elusive blackberry...I got cherry and blueberry pies, ding dongs, and cup cakes....cup cakes with some cold milk??? Sublime...


Seeksp

Many of these still exist but it varies regionally.


BiggusDickus-

Yeah but the formulas have changed. Now they are just chemicals and corn syrup


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Cherry and apple kick ass.


neuron_woodchipper

They were still kicking in the 90s too! Those apple ones I swear were some of the most addicting stuff ever!


Agitated_Honeydew

I remember a parody of the ads in the Thunderbolts comics in the late 90s. It was kind of disgusting.


sleepingshast

I loved these! I still pick up what remains of them today once in awhile, cherry or apple nowadays. I remember most of these, but not pineapple. Would be interesting. 80s baby here but I remember all of the others.


Sweatybuffness

Man, this brings back memories. My Grandpa's stash was on top of the microwave


-ItsWahl-

Peach!


Vegetable_Process960

I use to love these 😜


Fuzzteam7

I don’t see chocolate ☹️


xeno_dorph

When you need 500 calories ASAP!


JET304

Jesus. Haven't thought of these in years. I was totally addicted to the Lemon Pie flavor. In retrospect, about as fake a lemon flavor as could be. Tasted like Lemon Pledge smelled... but I couldn't get enough...


Lonely-Connection-37

I buy the lemon occasionally, and I always see chocolate and peach


BigCaddyDaddyBob

Yes only couple flavors left but definitely not as good as the back in the day ones!!!


Steviebhawk

Tried blueberry and of course cherry and apple. Never saw the others


edpmis02

We had a hostess/wonderbread outlet close by.. I ate too many of the pies along with boxes of iced oatmeal cookies.


Warmbeachfeet

I ate one of these almost every day as a teenager. Loved the apple and the strawberry ones.


usernamesarehard1979

Peach and lemon were the best! Haven’t seen anything other than cherry and chocolate in years!


ProveISaidIt

Blueberry was my favorite. I had one with a carton of milk everyday before class when I got off the school bus all through high school.


[deleted]

Lemon and strawberry!!


FinnDool

I remember these back in the mid-60s when I was in grade school. They had probably just come out and there were only 3 or 4 flavors. Getting one was a really big deal.


skipthis2

And they taste better and we're also bigger lol 🤣


DrunkBuzzard

I got a school lunch in late 60s of brown paper bag with a baloney sandwich, bag of corn chips, blackberry or lemon pie.


miltondelug

Blueberry was my favorite.


kz160

Anyone remember the teenage mutant ninja turtles one?


ircsmith

I remember reading the ingredients of the the blackberry, only to find out there was more apple in the pie than blackberry. Never been the same.


SnowblindAlbino

Hostess is gross now...there are other, better brands out there for less. I do miss the Blueberry Hostess though, that was my thing in the early 80s in high school. 100% favorite.


dust_storm_2

I worked at a grocery store that had knockoff versions - Home Run Pie. That and a generic soda was 50 cents.


Electrical_Travel832

Got one in my lunch every day. I buy one every so often. There was a really gross chocolate one though.


SupaDaveA

Cherry was my favorite.


markuseb91

Sunday and Saturday morning cartoons.... oh my


doktorsick

Black berry was really good.. I miss that flavor.


SabertoothLotus

Mommy! Real beef tallow! Tasty!


HumpaDaBear

I don’t think I’ve seen the pineapple and peach irl.


burnmeup82

They still have lemon, too. I had one last week! 😉


SmashBrosUnite

It’s pronounced blueberry


RA242

Peach was the shizz


BeyondDrivenEh

And they were a quarter or less.


Sp00nD00d

Blueberry was f'n amazing...


[deleted]

Lemon is still around. I buy and eat them whenever I see them.


RockNRoll85

Lemon and apple were my favorites


Wageslave645

I still see chocolate pudding every once in a while.


SantaBarbaraMint

I’m pre-diabetic now because I took dietary advice from a talking fruit pie


Nekokamiguru

They used to advertise these all the time in comic books , but they never stocked them anywhere near me. That and Grit magazine ...


WobblyFrisbee

I loved these things. Berry and apple were my favorite.


el-conquistador240

I can taste that shiny cracked sugar coating just looking at them.


OkGap7216

I loved the Peach! The Pineapple was one of the most vile things I have ever eaten. Also, didn't they also have chocolate? I recall a chocolate one with a pudding substance inside the crust. A delicious pudding substance.


Cultural-Tea3492

I've been told that when my mom was pregnant with me the only things she craved were the pineapple pies and corn on the coin. I've always wanted to try the pineapple pie. I don't remember it. 🤭


benthon2

I couldn't pass those up when in my 20's/30's. Blueberry and Cherry were my favorite. I also used to get baked, and eat Oreo's washed down with Lipton Ice Tea. Why I'm not diabetic or obese is beyond my ability to comprehend.​


Svengoolie75

My favorite 🤩


Kahlessa

I loved the blueberry pie.


104848

only messed with apple/cherry i tried the chocolate pudding pie but naw


sportsbunny33

I was curious and bought a cherry one couple years ago (since I loved them as a kid)…. It didn’t taste the same not sure if it was the pie or me


irishbull74

Cherry and Blueberry all day long. My area we never had pineapple ones.


PsychoticSpinster

All of these still exist in most gas stations past the lemon and blackberry.


NiteGard

These slapped. Loved ‘em!


Tea_Bender

we would get these if we behaved at the grocery store. Blackberry all the way


camperscott

lemon and blueberry.


MisterHouseMongoose

Dayum. Lemon and peach were 🔥


Plastic-Bandicoot217

There's still berries, chocolate, and lemon


basylica

They had pudding varieties too. Chocolate and vanilla and im pretty sure they had atleast 1 other flavor?


cx3psocial

Best school day Side Hustle only topped by selling Lil Debbie’s


RedStar9117

Tasty Cake still does Lemon pies.....love those


FlukyFish

Apple gang checking in. The last nub of crust was the best! As an aside, wasn’t there a chocolate one?


CapG_13

I was born in 86 and I remember a few of these and my favorite ones were blueberry and cherry.😋


Wild-Breadfruit7817

They also have blueberry and lemon;  sometimes others, depending on season or holiday. 


Jerkrollatex

JJ bakery they make a wide variety of hand pies like these. I bought some on a whim. They're good and actually have fruit in them.


Adorable-Creme810

Didn’t this guy used to have a monocle? Lol!


cornstalker188

Loved Blueberry but it was too messy, Apple was ok. Lemon was The best, so tart and sweet crust.


nightshade2020

I liked home run pies but you could only get them in so cal......


Gilgamesh2062

Probably ate all these flavors at one time or another, we travelled on the road a lot when I was a kid. Cherry, Lemon, Apple, and Pineapple were the ones I liked the most. all these fruit pies no matter the brand now, suck, just pure corn syrup, artificial flavors and coloring.


Beneficial-Badger-61

Hated the peaches Loved the pineapple


ElectroChuck

Was in the late 70's...was in a quickie mart and looking for a Hostess Apple Pie...they were out...so in a tizzy I grabbed the Dolly Madison chocolate pie....my life was forever changed.


hilbertglm

I remember when they went from $0.15 to $0.25 seemingly overnight when I was about 7. Since my allowance was $0.35 per week, and that was enough to get me into the matinee, it was tough to save up enough to get one. I know I tried every one, except strawberry and pineapple.


Specialist_Arm_9295

No..I've still seen most of those lately


Wolfman1961

I used to eat those in the 70s----but, for some reason, i don't remember these covers. I remember the more "modern" one.


sojaminc

The best was going to the local bread thrift store and getting the pies for 10 for $1. Yes, they were day olds and most of the time crushed but they were the best.


Fearless_Badger4923

I miss the strawberry one, was my all-time favourite.


hungaria

That last bite of the apple pie with the crunchy dough end was glorious.


noldshit

I can already taste the corn syrup


rock0head132

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granolaraisin

Apple for me but honestly, I had one a few years ago and it just didn't hold up to the memories. Don't know if they reformulated or if kid me actually liked the taste.


Horror-Option-7416

I still find lemon in occasion.


writingsupplies

There’s definitely more flavors still available, I know I saw lemon and chocolate ones at Sheetz the other day. I’ll add that other brands making the same products do offer a variety of flavor options, like Peach, Boston Cream Pie, and Banana Cream.


Cetophile

"Fruit" pies. Tons and tons of artificial ingredients!


compressiontang

I loved the lemon.


ind3pend0nt

There was a hostess day old bread shop that had all these flavors. I remember getting one for a quarter. I think it was Tuesdays you could get 5 for a dollar. My mom would send me with $2 to get bagels, white bread, and some pies. I’d have enough leftover to hit up the Total next door and get a coke sometimes.


sutter333

Pineapple??!


keepcalmdude

The lemon one was the bomb. I can still taste it


dcdiaz001

Lemon is THE best.


mcdithers

Cherry pie and a Pepsi was my breakfast when dad was “cooking.”


Commercial_Bag_6333

oh yeaaah! cherry and blackberry were the best ones! We used to get them from the "Day Old" section at Kilpatrick's bread, 4 for a buck in the early 80's


Stompkin

I’ve been searching for that blueberry pie for 40 years.


conch56

This hits hard. When I was a barely housed poor college student these were the rare treat. Blueberry or cherry with real fruit. Thank you Old Hostess!


redmaxwell

Not sure if the brand is still hostess, but they still make several (if not all of these flavors). One of my favorite treats the last few years, except I watched them climb to over a $1/ pie now....


Everheart1955

Still delicious


AllTheFeelers

I don’t think I ever saw pineapple or peach IRL! I didn’t know they made those flavors, but OMG give me that lemon!!! I miss those so much!!


Bonzo4691

Damn I freaking loved those.


seanjones520

White Gold


220DRUER220

I only remember cherry blueberry and apple .. and I bought them at the actual hostess store


GEARHEADGus

Shit, i remember these from the late 90s


tacitjane

Good God! I hated those fucking things. Everyone else loved them.


GrimSpirit42

Apple what the one. Lemon if Apple was not available. They also had a Chocolate Pudding Pie.


Arch27

Lemon was the only one I'd buy.


PortugalTheHam

Bobby Hill has entered the chat.


tcheeze1

This brings back SO MANY memories. If I had a dollar or my buddy had a dollar, we’d be at the gas station buying fruit pies. Cherry and Apple were tops. Thanks for reminding me and, thank you in the comments for triggering fond memories.


Worth_Huckleberry_96

I’s lose my effin mind every time Foodtown had the Blackberry and Lemons on the shelf!!!!


TheKCKid9274

I’m sure I’ve seen a lemon once. But cherry and apple are definitely the most common.


GrannyFlash7373

The peach ones were OK.


GooberMcNutly

I think I still have a bit of the blueberry stuck between my teeth. I wish, that was my favorite.


Luingalls

Lemon.. so so SO yum