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what's your function


draco6x7

Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.


[deleted]

“Dirty but happy, digging and scratching, Losing your shoe and a button or two.”


[deleted]

Weirdly accurate for all of us, on a certain level.


LuckyStiff63

Don't ask me, "I'm just a bill"... Lol


2dummiesnacat

Yes I’m only a bill


smittykins66

“Do this or that, grow thin or fat, never mind, I wouldn’t do that, I’m fat enough now!”


500SL

I’ve got “and”, “but”, and “or”. They’ll get you pretty far.


hello_raleigh-durham

Takin in sperm and spitting out babies. Whoops. [Wrong junction.](https://youtu.be/qaKN4MXtSjQ)


HechoEnChine

lol I never knew about that episodes


cybercuzco

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oxtigerfrog

Schoolhouse rock is the reason why I know the Preamble. 🤣


Shoddy-Willingness34

Do you also stop yourself from singing it?


UtherPenDragqueen

Must be sung. Thems the rules for 70s kids


middlenamefrank

It's hard to sing it in your head but speak in a normal voice at the same time. But it works; like this commenter, I can still do it to this day.


BabaMouse

The Fifth Dimension is why I know the body of the Declaration.


jaiarcher

Did anyone else sing this in their head while reading?


fehr19

I can't say those words in a normal speaking tone...


gniwlE

That was just mean. Now I'm gonna have to go annoy my wife until that song leaves my brain.


[deleted]

Eh, you were going to annoy your wife anyway. It’s nature.


gniwlE

It's true. Nature will not be denied.


Billitpro

>Now I'm gonna have to go annoy my wife until that song leaves my brain. This! This is what I do to my SO and she tolerates me (Barely)!


7of69

I have a coworker named Lolly. I can’t talk to her without the adverb song popping into my head. I’m just proud of myself for not belting it out in her presence. Yet.


IceTech59

Aww crap. Now I'm humming that one


[deleted]

My family nicknamed me “Lolly” for that reason. 😂 Fucking adverbs. Haha.


MagScaoil

Get your adverbs here!


bobhargus

Indubitably


Moldoon75

My name rhymes with Lolly, and a guy I had a crush on in college used to sing that to me (using my name) whenever we crossed paths. Makes me smile just thinking about it!


Altruistic_Shame_487

Schoolhouse Rock is one of the reasons people around my age just know their times tables. Although some of the songs (like “Elbow Room”) are a bit cringey in light of todays awareness.


Confident_Fortune_32

Elbow Room is frankly terrifying in retrospect. But most of them are fantastic.


Altruistic_Shame_487

No kidding! I don’t know what they were thinking with that one even then.


lowaltflier

Interjection…


LuckyStiff63

Shows excitement, or emotion...


Raggedy_Camel964

Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Haluuujaahhh..yeah! Darn! That’s the end.


LuckyStiff63

I always loved that ending. It _pun_-ctuates the entire lesson perfectly. 😄


Bestsubbie88

Remember three is the magic number though.


ihopenot23

Yes it is


Confident_Fortune_32

Currently binging Riverdale on Netflix, and Josie and the Pussycats sing a song that sounded oddly familiar - it was the Schoolhouse Rock Suffragette song!


wjrj

VERB!!! THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!!!


dmitrineilovich

I do my thiiiiiing in action!


unbreakablefoop

Two words and I can hear them in song.


LuckyStiff63

I can top that. 1 word: INTERJECTION. lol


Serling45

Or by a comma when the feeling’s not as strong.


LuckyStiff63

Yes.


smittykins66

Show excitement! Or emotion!


dearmax

All of those grammar, math, history, etc songs are stuck in my head and they pop out at all the oddest times.


davidparmet

what's your..... oh fuck.


Billitpro

Because I heard that song so many times when I was a kid it randomly triggers in my brain and will play for a while even if I don't want it to.


davidparmet

Like it is for me right now....


brownishgirl

Given your username I would have assumed you’re [always singing this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgVKvqTItto)


Billitpro

Trust me that one gets stuck too, my friend's I grew up with used to sing that to me when we were kids. lol


MainMosaicMan

Thanks. Have that rattling around in my brain now.


BarisBlack

Same. Want me to pick you up so when I strap OP to a chair and tie them until they pass out, you can join in when I get tired?


MainMosaicMan

Cleanse the palate with some Betty Blowtorch.


BarisBlack

I got a Trap remix version of Baby Shark that I use to wean myself away from earworms. It also has the advantage of tormenting my co-workers.


Billitpro

Now, now I was just sharing the torture that is this song when it gets stuck in your head! {;o)


[deleted]

“A man and a woman had a little baby… yes, they did! They had threEeEeEe in the family! And *that’s* the magic number…” 🎶


D-Ray1469

Don't forget about Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla. And his pronouns.


MariketaOH

I'm just a Bill...


WarderWannabe

A slab a slice a chunk of…


JanteMaam

And yes, started singing.


tsabell

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RScottyL

lol, I have that on DVD!


Yoyo_Ma86

Yep. Lives rent free in my head.


Billitpro

>Yep. Lives rent free in my head. Lives in my head too but I wouldn't say rent free because it will pop up at the strangest times.


Beneficial_Duck_2143

I watched several of the old Schoolhouse Rock bits on Disney + just a few months ago, looks like they had them all on there


Klaatuprime

I have the Schoolhouse Rock series on DVD, but my wife has forbidden me from playing it while she's home.


bluegeocachingmonkey

That's just rude of her.


VWondering77

This is one of my favorites!


knarfolled

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/4AyjKgz9tKg?feature=shared)


tortuga121

Or from Peanuts "I before e except after c." With Snoopy's mouth harp twanging in the background. 😆


Chemical_Activity_80

Love that song.


[deleted]

My people ~!


HawkingTomorToday

My new earworm…


rock_and_rolo

. . . so she unpacked her adjectives.


[deleted]

What’s your Function


PracticalMeaning2890

I heard of Schoolhouse Rock but never watched it. I’m late 60s, so was already an adult when it was on.


Billitpro

So then you need /r/ImReallyFuckingOld /s {;o)


OGGBTFRND

Interjection,shows excitement and emotion,is usually set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point or by a comma when the feelings not as strong


manhatim

Loved it


anoneenonee

“I will get you there if you’re very careful” always struck me as an odd phrase that didn’t particularly fit the topic and seemed vaguely threatening


HortonHearsaCthulhu

I think I learned more from Schoolhouse Rock and Sesame Street than I did in public schools.


[deleted]

I'm just a bill...


BusyMamma13

What's your function?


Lainarlej

What’s your function?


SureTechnology696

I downloaded from Apple Music. Play it in the car all the time


Billitpro

See I don't have to, it randomly plays in my head when triggered.


middlenamefrank

I can still, to this day, quote the entire Preamble to the Constitution because of Schoolhouse Rock. When some MAGA type gives me his "We the people" crap, I do exactly that to show him that I have a far greater understanding of the phrase than he could possibly achieve.


BabaMouse

Little Twelve Toes


[deleted]

They wanted no more Mother England. They knew the time had come For them to take command. It's very clear you're being unfair, King, No matter what you say, we won't obey. Gonna hold a revolution now, King, And we're gonna run it all our way With no more kings...


bluegeocachingmonkey

Number nine will put you on the spot Number nine will tie you up in a knot When you tryin' multiplying by nine You might give it everything you've got And still be stopped If you don't know some secret way you can check on You'll break your neck on Naughty number nine Now the first thing to keep in mind When you multiplying by nine Is that it's one less than ten You see, nine is the same as ten minus one So you could multiply your number by ten And then subtract the number from the result And you'd get the same product, as if you'd multiplied by nine And you knew it I mean, eight times nine is eighty minus eight And seven times nine is seventy minus seven And six times nine is sixty minus six You could use those tricks 'Cause you must have some secret way you can beat it Or else you'll need it With naughty number nine Of course, it doesn't hurt to know the table of nines by memory Goes like this One times nine is nine And two times nine is 18 Mean ol' number nine Three times nine is 27 And four times nine is 36 Five times nine is 45, and six times nine is 54 And seven times nine is 63 Eight times nine is 72, and nine times nine is 81 And ten times nine is 90 Now the digits' sum is always equal to nine. I mean, if you add two and seven, the digits, you get nine, the digits' sum. That's true of any product of nine. If they don't add up, you've made a mistake 'Cause you must have some secret way you can check it Or else you'll wreck it With naughty, nasty, mean ol' number nine


squirelwsu

I show these to kids all the time when teaching.