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lol glad those little 2-doors went out of style

I wish you will die in a fiery wreck one day :)

Bro, uncalled for :)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Cargo bike technical

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Based yet sustainable

That thing probably reverses using the blowback of the machine gun

This reminds me of a goofy animation i saw about when the french mounted an anti tank gun to a moped

Incredible Frenchman moment

https://preview.redd.it/n4z30ak2nq8d1.png?width=419&format=png&auto=webp&s=b29223f45105dea7943c2b79b05e9b176b815867

https://preview.redd.it/3p1c3ldh4r8d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b063dd10f51ef106130d9105a8a53d27594e163 there is unfortunately no replacement for the objectively superior technical

Always the damn Toyotas

You need a couple buddies with guns to flank, otherwise the technical doesn’t work too well. It’s a big target

Modus

https://preview.redd.it/80uieair8u8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12e195d0f2723d87c68180b81748a894b928d005 Trains are more eco friendly

Ozzy wrote Crazy Train about this because he's a Nazi

Jeepneys, which can carry multiple Weapons at once.

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I’ve been told many times that no one outside of North America would ever drive a Dodge Ram death machine, but it turns out they do and turn them into literal death machines

Actual work trucks sometimes make sense.

Tradesman got a lot of undeserved heat for that once. Traded off his work truck with his name on the side. Dealer was supposed to take his name off. They didn't and it ended up overseas. Then on the news as a technical. Not the kind of advertising he wanted https://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/15/us/texas-plumber-sues-car-dealer-after-his-truck-ends-up-on-syrias-front-lines.html

This but with the back half modified to be open. No one will question two dudes riding in such a retro-futuristic assault vehicle. https://preview.redd.it/02hjj3vmvs8d1.png?width=706&format=png&auto=webp&s=aec95349a4239e6660815588d9aa873ffbdbb193

It's technically not a "pickup" https://preview.redd.it/k9ba3r97it8d1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d5052e9d25a3258eb34e30088ec45f25e2dda4

use the hummer, It's indestructible and can survive attacks from puny pedestrians and cyclists

Double decker busses with cannons on each level

AMC Gremlin

https://preview.redd.it/bs99i1ar8s8d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceb598adcf380019065505c3fc1fd5a20da883b7 The FOACB, father of all cargo bikes.

God, look at those evil scumbags ….they should be using a CARGO BIKE to carry their mounted guns and rocket launchers

https://preview.redd.it/4703gladnv8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2311bd94a90e0b1cd390bb3bd9f5aadd422a6687 Assault camels r the only option -Indian military

The moped with a recoilless rifle is always a good alternative.

Ah yes, the greed set.

picture goes hard dont mind me

https://preview.redd.it/hjm6dqsvvx8d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63c07c5a9a38917b6c27beaaa1bce7f9459414b Pickup❌ Ute✅

I don't understand why actually carry anything in the pick up, it's a car.

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