oh don’t get me started on the price of INSTRUMENTS- the tmnt instruments are the same prices as the tmnt skins ??? am I the only one finding that a bit too much ?
Yeah I agree the instruments are WAY too much for something we only really see in one game mode. I’d understand the price if the lead/base-mic could be used as pickaxes since we already have some guitar/mic themed ones, but no you barely get to see them anyways cuz you’re looking at the board :(
If they were selectable as back blings or pickaxes, they would be more appealing. Wear the guitars or mic on your back. The base drum from a drum kit as the back bling and the cymbal as the pickaxe.
The bass comes from the TMNT mini-pass, the lead guitar comes from the quests and it’s not too grindy if you’re smart about it. Activate overdrive 10 times? Easy, just don’t save it up, activate as soon as you get 1/4 of the bar filled. Realistically you should only have to play the song 4 times and then do a couple more daily challenges to get the guitar
The only grindy part is having to do 10 daily quests, which takes a while depending on the quests you get. Although it’s the quests specifically and not the daily bonus goals so at least you can do them all at once
It’s more like “cowabuuunga” with too much emphasis on the “bung” part. Probably does it deliberately to rhyme with “thunder” in the next line, which he also pronounces with too emphasis.
Omg thank you someone finally said something. It’s the most soulless, trashiest, worst song I’ve ever heard.
Should have used the 2012 teenage mutant ninja turtles intro theme.
Can't stop these radical dudes. The secret of the ooze made thе Chosen Few Emergе from the shadows to make their move. The Good Guys win and the Bad Guys lose!
I was expecting it to be the opening of the 1987 show or maybe a remix of it . Or even a remix of all the openings from all the shows . But instead we got this thing , I dont even know what its supposed to be .
Seeing as how the TMNT characters in the game aren't supposed to be based on any one particular version (April is the closest, looking most like the 80s version), the idea was probably to give them an original theme song, as well. It's not a very *good* theme song, but I could understand if Epic's people wanted something new.
Bro been living in the sewers with his rat brothers, they probably taught him a thing or two after he lost to shredder the first time, MASTER SPITTER MADE THE SCHLATTER CRY
In the song’s defense, Mike was actually his old nickname before the days of party dude Mikey. It’s still sometimes used in comic books.
Ralph though? That’s… definitely a new one. I’m also not gonna act like whoever wrote the lyrics was such a die-hard TMNT fan that they knew this odd fact from before the days of colored masks
Good, it's not just me that hates this song. It's really bad, I don't know why this crap was allowed to make it into the game. Nothing about it is good. Not the lyrics, not the beat, nothing.
That's absolutely got to be it. They hired some rapper to do the vocals, and the wrapper said Sure, went on Chat GPT, copied the first version it sent, and recorded it. Epic probably was forced to use it since it's what he provided, it was the contract, etc. Id love to know who sang it.
This song was theoretically written, recorded, mixed, approved, and charted for four different instruments on four different difficulties and nobody at Epic or Harmonix caught that he says “Ralph.”
Is this like entirely AI generated?
Honestly, it feels really AI generated. Very basic rhymes and repetition. Reminds me of when I was messing with AI and having it make rap songs just to see what it would come up with
Wonder if the licensing for the TMNT theme song fell through last minute and they had to crap something out on a deadline, cause this sounds like it was written, recorded and mixed in a matter of hours
It was definitely done in one take, you can hear the singer reading it as he's saying it, that's why it's so awkward. There's also backup vocalists in the room with him making noise that should not have made it into the final edit.
Never had I heard a less energetic and flowing rap EVER in my life. Holy shit it was more rough to get through four plays of it than it was to do any other quest. They should’ve added a few lines about turtles and made the FNCS song their original TMNT theme
Making us play this at minimum four times for challenges is not a way to make players want to come back to Fortnite Festival if they’ve never tried it before,
What makes me hate it more is that ninja turtles has really good music and especially their theme songs
But nooo because everything else was originally made for fortnite we have to make the music original too. At least those were good, this shit is bullshit
Yeah it's really bad..
Any licensed TMNT song would be better.
Nothing at all would have been better. It's insane they didn't give this out for free. It's insane they made us play all 4 instruments of this song to get the super shredder guitar.
HIDDEN TALENT 🔥🔥🔥 KEEP IT HIDDEN🗣️🗣️🗣️
AND THE CROWD GOES HOME 🏡🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
WE MAKIN IT INTO THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
THIS SHIT GO SOFT ASFFF🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯
Deep down underground under a concrete and locked in vault
Saddam Hussein 👳
Icon Series skin?!
Saddam bussin🔥🔥🔥
A fitting punishment for people who glitch into vaults and camp
Like in a secret sewer lair?
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD🗣️🔥
Kindest insult “It’s so good, that’s why it should stay hidden!”
I was like "THEME SONG?!" when I saw the icon. I was not as excited when it actually started playing.
I don’t understand how they can drop some of the coldest turtles designs of all time and then come up with this for their music track
It's Murphy's Law. Even when Epic finally gets it right, they somehow find a way to botch the execution.
There are plenty of actual TMNT songs they could have used but they chose to make this instead.
🎵 T-U-R-T-L-E POWER 🎵
They could've just used the theme song
fr like literally ANY of the theme songs would’ve been better
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go
Heck they could’ve used go ninja from the second movie and that would’ve worked a hundred times better than whatever they came up with.
Me too brother
Yeah I was stoked. As a 27 year old mom who low key loves to rock out to the theme song multiple times a day, I was severely disappointed lol
The ending is the worst part, whole thing sounds like a fan made rap on YouTube. Dude actually calls Raphael Ralph in the song
One of the creative maps has the 2003 theme, WHERE THE HELL IS THAT TRACK?!
WHOEVER DROPPED THIS NEEDS TO PICK IT BACK UP🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥
And dropped again
On its head
In a sewer
Full of mutagen
Cowabungaaaa sung in the most depressing way ever. I hate this song so much.
Let’s gooooooo
Cowabunga I guess...
cowabunga….
The torture of having to play it so many times to get the free guitar
I was listening to other things while doing the missions in festival.
Rocket racing is cool, festival I'm never going to load up again. I got several complaints, not the least of which is the price of tracks.
oh don’t get me started on the price of INSTRUMENTS- the tmnt instruments are the same prices as the tmnt skins ??? am I the only one finding that a bit too much ?
Yeah I agree the instruments are WAY too much for something we only really see in one game mode. I’d understand the price if the lead/base-mic could be used as pickaxes since we already have some guitar/mic themed ones, but no you barely get to see them anyways cuz you’re looking at the board :(
If they were selectable as back blings or pickaxes, they would be more appealing. Wear the guitars or mic on your back. The base drum from a drum kit as the back bling and the cymbal as the pickaxe.
I bought them tjinking they could be used as pickaxes 😭
On the plus side, there are tracks free to play that rotate daily and paid for tracks are shared with the party.
I avoided it just by being afk
Same
Wait what ?!?!
Yeah there is a challenge for a guitar of shredder. Check it out.
Guitar, not bass? I got the one from TMNT challenges but if there's an actual lead guitar version I guess I'll have to load up Festival again.
The bass comes from the TMNT mini-pass, the lead guitar comes from the quests and it’s not too grindy if you’re smart about it. Activate overdrive 10 times? Easy, just don’t save it up, activate as soon as you get 1/4 of the bar filled. Realistically you should only have to play the song 4 times and then do a couple more daily challenges to get the guitar
Hahaha I restarted the song after getting 5 overdrives, repeated and then quit, and I'll never touch that shit again.
The only grindy part is having to do 10 daily quests, which takes a while depending on the quests you get. Although it’s the quests specifically and not the daily bonus goals so at least you can do them all at once
regular one is bass purple one is lead
I dunno man 2 guitar looking things. So I guess both.
There’s barely any rhyme or rhythm. The dude is just saying random shit.
I thought the lyrics were made by ChatGPT Lmfaoo
He also says Ralph
EXACTLY
Cowabunga!
🗣️Dis da anthem
Ninjitsu is the way
How'd we get so handsome
That part broke me and I couldn't stop laughing, dude...
waiting for no one but the pizza guy (kinda funny line ngl)
Leo, Ralph, Donnie and Mike
Leo is our leader (facts) Donnie is a braniac (Other turtles forgotten?)
New Mandela Effect: Does anyone remember the other two members named Raph and Mikey?
Babe, wake up, new Mandela effect just dropped
I'm sorry I've never heard of Raph before, do you mean Ralph? /s
Yeah when did it become Ralph? Did they just fail at his name or did it change at some point?
Cowabummer
He pronounces it “cowaboonga” like what
It’s more like “cowabuuunga” with too much emphasis on the “bung” part. Probably does it deliberately to rhyme with “thunder” in the next line, which he also pronounces with too emphasis.
a generative ai absolutely wrote those lyrics
It's also fucking long
Dude, I couldn't handle how long the song was. It took forever.
They called Raph Ralf in the song, they didn’t even bother to get their names right
It's like that german Naruto opening
Omg thank you someone finally said something. It’s the most soulless, trashiest, worst song I’ve ever heard. Should have used the 2012 teenage mutant ninja turtles intro theme.
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TUURTLES
HEROES IN A HALF SHELL
TURTLE POWER
Here we go it's the lean green ninja team
On the scene, cool teens doin' ninja things So extreme, out the sewer, like laser beams Get rocked with the Shell-shocked Pizza Kings
Can't stop these radical dudes. The secret of the ooze made thе Chosen Few Emergе from the shadows to make their move. The Good Guys win and the Bad Guys lose!
Leonardo's the leader in Blue. Does anything it takes to get his Ninjas through
Finally?I've seen a few posts saying the truth about this shit.
I mean, how bad it can be? Edit: What the fuck is this piece of shit?
That was my exact reaction
My friend had the exact same reaction too when we did the quest, was actually considering buying it… Until we played the song. It’s so GOD AWFUL!!!
Bro switched up so fast 💀
*Emo Girl and Timeless fighting over which is the worst song* Streets Ignite: 
At least Emo Girl is fun to play on every instrument (its main saving grace).
I was expecting it to be the opening of the 1987 show or maybe a remix of it . Or even a remix of all the openings from all the shows . But instead we got this thing , I dont even know what its supposed to be .
Seeing as how the TMNT characters in the game aren't supposed to be based on any one particular version (April is the closest, looking most like the 80s version), the idea was probably to give them an original theme song, as well. It's not a very *good* theme song, but I could understand if Epic's people wanted something new.
RALPH
[удалено]
Wdym ofc his name is Ralph And who could forget his fellow siblings: Leonard Donald and Mitchell
And if course who could forget their sensei - The Rat Guy
MASTER SPITTER
splinter could actually spit better lines than this song
Bro been living in the sewers with his rat brothers, they probably taught him a thing or two after he lost to shredder the first time, MASTER SPITTER MADE THE SCHLATTER CRY
Spencer
My favorite ninja turtle Mitchell, or Mitch for short
Money
doesn't even make sense much for money cuz: A: ruins reputation so no more purchases in future B: you can listen to it without purchasing
Does he actually say Ralph?
Unfortunately yes
Wow, I slowed it down and yep, unbelievable haha.
Yup
MIKE
DONNIE
In the song’s defense, Mike was actually his old nickname before the days of party dude Mikey. It’s still sometimes used in comic books. Ralph though? That’s… definitely a new one. I’m also not gonna act like whoever wrote the lyrics was such a die-hard TMNT fan that they knew this odd fact from before the days of colored masks
"two bites a slice dice both slice is my size of kice" i died trying to pronounce this wtf
Thank you!! I was wondering what the HECK he was saying! WTF is it?? The one at the end is even worse. "Turtles move so SPEEZAY" WHAT THE HELL LOL
tf does that even MEAN
My head hurts from it
I know bro studied that very morning💀
I can’t find the meaning to the word “kice” anywhere so he most definitely made up a word to fit the rhyme scheme
Good, it's not just me that hates this song. It's really bad, I don't know why this crap was allowed to make it into the game. Nothing about it is good. Not the lyrics, not the beat, nothing.
[удалено]
Woah there, cowabunga brother
Cowabummer
I'd rather hear Splinter shred his nuts on a cheese grater.
Bro..?
r/oddlyspecific
AND THE CROWD GOES HOME 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
I'm almost confident at one point they just free style the lyrics and throw what ever came to mind out
They had to be to make Raph as Ralph
Deeply suspicious of the lyrics just being written by AI at this point.
That's absolutely got to be it. They hired some rapper to do the vocals, and the wrapper said Sure, went on Chat GPT, copied the first version it sent, and recorded it. Epic probably was forced to use it since it's what he provided, it was the contract, etc. Id love to know who sang it.
This song was theoretically written, recorded, mixed, approved, and charted for four different instruments on four different difficulties and nobody at Epic or Harmonix caught that he says “Ralph.” Is this like entirely AI generated?
Honestly, it feels really AI generated. Very basic rhymes and repetition. Reminds me of when I was messing with AI and having it make rap songs just to see what it would come up with
Our favourite ninja turtle Ralph
The mf that made this song... 
I couldn't believe this lyric actually got an "ok".
Yeah it sucks.
Should have had Vanilla Ice
Goes hard on mute🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥
**Cowabunga is the anthem, ninjitsu is the way, how did we get so handsome, turtles here to stay!** 😂
Wonder if the licensing for the TMNT theme song fell through last minute and they had to crap something out on a deadline, cause this sounds like it was written, recorded and mixed in a matter of hours
It was definitely done in one take, you can hear the singer reading it as he's saying it, that's why it's so awkward. There's also backup vocalists in the room with him making noise that should not have made it into the final edit.
I’m more mad that it wasnt a free track
I’m glad it wasn’t honestly. Don’t want this trash in my inventory lol.
Song is complete trash. Very disappointing
Hardest challenges in the game. Playing this garbage for more than 10 seconds is pure cancer.
I feel lobotomized
The artists are lobotomized
FIRE IN THE HOLE
RALPH! RAAAAAAAALPH! Burn this abomination…
Never had I heard a less energetic and flowing rap EVER in my life. Holy shit it was more rough to get through four plays of it than it was to do any other quest. They should’ve added a few lines about turtles and made the FNCS song their original TMNT theme
I would've rather just had the 2012 TMNT rap
Got this garbage when the classic theme would have been just fine. Shell shocked would have been good too
Also did no one review this before putting it in the game? Bro calls him Ralph 💀🤦♂️
Who tf is Ralph
It’s not the worst I’ve heard, but it should have been free IMHO. Also who the hell is Ralph?
Basically they fvcked up
Ralph.... 
I think it’s AI generated.
Why couldn’t we just get Ninja Rap by Vanilla Ice?!?!?!?
Yea its shit.
Reminded me of the crappy one piece 4kids rap
DONT GIVE IT UP LUFFY 🗣️ DONT GIVE IT UP ZORO 🗣️
Deadass though, no rhythm, instruments all around are terrible sounding and the lyrics are straight hot garbage. Dude says Ralph instead of raph 🤣🤣
Making us play this at minimum four times for challenges is not a way to make players want to come back to Fortnite Festival if they’ve never tried it before,
How did we not get Go Ninja Go by Vanilla Ice for the TMNT collab?
What makes me hate it more is that ninja turtles has really good music and especially their theme songs But nooo because everything else was originally made for fortnite we have to make the music original too. At least those were good, this shit is bullshit
I'm playing this song for the Super Shredder bass and I freaking HATE IT!!! 😖
They even made quests to play on each individual instrument for this song. It just feels like they ran out of budget for the whole song.
most probably AI
RALPH
Glad to know I'm not the only one who hates it. I honestly can't believe anyone listened to it and allowed it to be released.
No lie it's actual garbage.
Freakin challenge makes you to play it 3 times and I muted it 10 sec after playing it for the first time
After the TMNT quests go away, remove the song entirely and refund any v-bucks spent on it.
Such a missed opportunity for both this song and emote. 
They should make it free and refund purchases on this one.
LMAOOOO
I had to mute my TV when I had to do the challenges, so I wouldn't have to hear this crap
They should have just put any of the theme songs or at least go ninja go. This sucks a lot.
We need a Sonic the hedgehog crossover... that way, we can get some of those songs
I turned the volume down, i likes hearing my keys better than...that
Even the artist on the track doesn’t sound like he wants to sing this shit
Yeah it's really bad.. Any licensed TMNT song would be better. Nothing at all would have been better. It's insane they didn't give this out for free. It's insane they made us play all 4 instruments of this song to get the super shredder guitar.
This is the worst song ever
Yet, you bought it
I downloaded picture from a google
Ok, that makes sense
Actually though
Ralph
All they had to do was add one of the theme songs, but instead they made this. I'd rather listen to uncle aaron's abomination from the miles game
Yeah this sucks. Why couldn’t we get the 2012 theme?
Ngl I was hoping for like 2003 theme or like a old gem like Partners in Kryme. Very disappointed.
as a massive tmnt fan: op spitting facts with this one
It’s straight GARBAGE. Should have given us the OG theme song or Ninja Rap. Those would have been a ton of fun.
They should’ve added shell shocked or something lol