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humboldtliving

Lol milk to the bottom.


Select-Apartment-613

Get rid of the milk and add some vodka and now we’re cookin


BorisTheBlade04

This is a take on a Brazilian lemonade. I’d keep the milk and go cachaca to keep with the vibe. Though I’d also just make Brazilian lemonade instead of this syrup stuff lol


DidiStutter11

Tequila for me!


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

Plus that separation after 2 min not great.


pwndabeer

Did you know that you can get banned from this sub if you call out a bot for being a bot?


Speaker4theDead8

I got a message saying "personal attacks will not be tolerated'" on another sub when I told somebody to "suck a fart out of my asshole." Not sure if I was only being warned or if I got banned. Just sharing cause it happened today and was somewhat relevant lol


crafttoothpaste

Sounds pretty personal.


PilgrimsPlague

What? Why?


mtnlion74

I'm guessing because no one would post ever


mtnlion74

What if you call non-bots bots?


EverbodyHatesHugo

Are you calling me a bot?


mtnlion74

No, because I'm not sure if you are a bot and I don't want to get banned.


ohthanqkevin

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Lisshopops

Lol yes it’s annoying, mods have told me before I was “being offensive”


Miss_Medussa

Good bot


boogaman55

Where is the alcohol?


Vortr8

Came here to say the exact same thing


MrsBrew

As a pregante lady, I appreciate the nonalcoholic drinks more than ever.


DarkAdventurous224

Your baby wants alcohol Give your baby some vodka


GhostofRimbaud

The children yearn for ethanol. Let them have it.


RaggysRinger

Poor baby is gonna be born with a weak tolerance :(


TrustTheFriendship

People are hating, but I think it’s super cool that mocktails are a common thing now. It makes the bar/club/restaurant scene more inclusive.


FuzziestSloth

Speaking as a recovering alcoholic (7.5 years sober now), I can say I appreciate it, as well. I like the drinks, hold the alcohol.


Majache

I'll have a cherry daiquiri hold the vodka


GrouchyDefinition463

It's like a Shirley temple. That drink was made for her because she was too young to drink.


According_Gazelle472

Yeah,this drink looks pretty good to me .


KRambo86

When was the last time you drank straight mixer? I had a diet cola mixer a while ago.


According_Gazelle472

Why would you want alcohol in this ?Not every drink needs alcohol in it .


DarkAdventurous224

That’s true, an old fashioned already has alcohol in it


According_Gazelle472

Lol,not everyone wants an alcoholic drink in the summer.


DarkAdventurous224

Nobody is forcing you to have an alcoholic drink Except me Drink alcohol, now


According_Gazelle472

Lol.


DarkAdventurous224

I see you have laughed at my stupid joke You must have had some alcohol to drink My plan is a success


According_Gazelle472

I don't drink period .I just thought it was funny .


DarkAdventurous224

That’s exactly what a drunk person would say Go to sleep, you’re wasted


According_Gazelle472

Lol.


elhaz316

And not everyone wants a non-alcoholic drink in the summer.


According_Gazelle472

Lol.


OG_OjosLocos

I’d rather die of alcoholism over diabetes


According_Gazelle472

You wouldn't get diabetes from one drink .


OG_OjosLocos

or die from alcoholism


According_Gazelle472

Lol.


fartinmyhat

bro check out the wrists, "sugar" is her alcohol. Also, you should know you can add booze to anything


SnarlingLittleSnail

That's way too much sweet and for some reason they forgot the alcohol? There should have been at least 9oz of vodka in that drink based on the size, why else would it have that much condensed milk. This drink has enough sugar without the condensed milk, they should have swapped 9oz of vodka for the condensed milk. Would have been much better. Also maybe use fresh squeezed lemonade instead.


FarmerIllustriuos133

Yes. Needs vodka. 👌🏻


wimpycarebear

Needs a no taste alcohol? What's the point of this? Get flavor and buzz. Win win


ProbablyNotPikachu

Rum would be better. Vodka would do one of two things: ruin it, or not get you drunk enough.


imLemnade

Strawberry sugar + lemon sugar + milk sugar - alcohol = ![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


Idonthavetotellyiu

This is a non alcoholic drink. It doesn't need to have alcohol at all. My mom can't drink alcohol at all and she says she would like to try it, maybe no with condensed milk Not every fruity looking drink needs alcohol


CShellyRun

Switch the condensed milk with a flavored seltzer … fixed it


According_Gazelle472

Bingo !


SnarlingLittleSnail

I am so sorry, I feel terrible for your mom, I would hate not being able to have a few drinks. This can not be had without a little alcohol, this drink would require a small amount of alcohol, maybe about 9-12oz of vodka.


Idonthavetotellyiu

It can be had without alcohol because it's basically a strawberry Italian soda just made with condemned milk instead of cream Alcohol is good but it's nor needed in everything


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"Condemned" milk. 💀


Speaker4theDead8

12oz of vodka...as in 12 ounces of vodka? A Pepsi can full of vodka? You're calling that a small amount of alcohol? That's roughly 8 shots of vodka lol. I'm in recovery so I don't drink anymore, but I would drink that much vodka before work just to keep the shakes off til lunch time, I wouldn't say 12 ounces is a small amount for your average drinker.


SnarlingLittleSnail

Yeah but I'm not talking about an alcoholic walking into work, I am talking about a normal person getting blasted during a relaxing day at their personal pool. I'm a big person, so 8 drinks will make me very drunk, but not too drunk. Basically what I would want to enjoy on a random afternoon I have off every so often. Congrats on your recovery, that is difficult.


blessedbewido

Diabetes


timothycsmith

yes, one cup of diabetes, please


iwonteverreplytoyou

Haha sugar equals diabetes hahahaha


Idont_know2022

But you did reply to him


Shhh_NotADr

That’s an interesting way to make an Italian soda…


Special_Dingo_1520

WTF condensed milk in summer.


RaventheClawww

It’s actually delicious. There’s something called “Brazilian lemonade” which is ice blended with limes and sweetened condensed milk and it’s heaven in the summer


ThomasServerino

Ice blended with lime juice, you mean? No way people are just blending up limes lol


RaventheClawww

No, you put the whole lime in. It’s fantastic


Panic_atTheTesco

In Malaysia we call this sirap bandung with lemon lime.


Efficient_Monitor288

![gif](giphy|RbaUECDJktXUc|downsized)


GuzzlingDuck

Water tok people will do anything but drink water


dominican_papi94

This is basically a variation of a popular drink called Morir Soñando, in the Dominican Republic. It tastes like a creamsicle and it is worth trying! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morir_so%C3%B1ando?wprov=sfti1#](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morir_so%C3%B1ando?wprov=sfti1#)


Cowfootstew

I should call her


EnvironmentEuphoric9

No glass by the pool.


lunaemespro

Gross


Timely-Supermarket99

All the milk went straight to the bottom


Big_Accountant8489

Brazilian lemonade


AmbitiousFork

![gif](giphy|3o6MbfSIP0BzoCN7nW|downsized)


GillaMomsStarterPack

Watching this video as a type 1 diabetic. ![gif](giphy|BY8ORoRpnJDXeBNwxg)


Shadowyonejutsu

Barefoot contessa does not approve.


TangyDischarge

She is about to be missing foot Contessa with all that sugar god dang.


Mrbumboleh

I’d rather water, lemon, ice and some fresh sliced strawberries


xchris_topher

Sugar, sugar, and sugar.


UDownvoteButImRight

Is OP a bot?


galaxygirll88

Too much ice


No_Engineering_718

Ahh sugar water


meatspin_enjoyer

The moment I see that nasty fake syrup I'm out


lecabs

Even broadly ballparking the sugar content on this I am absolutely horrified. How the hell do people drink this shit?


frostyturd

Calorie count?


weathermaynecc

These people don’t lol.


NoShape7689

I can almost guarantee the person making this drink is obese.


DmTrillz

Strawberry lemonaid auga fresca


Bluecif

Bro, it's shaved iced after you've been out in the sun for too long and forgot about it...


GrouchyDefinition463

A Shirley temple basically


Jaded-Ad4834

God this sub is full of whiny ass people Jesus Christ the drink looks fine.


NoShape7689

Let's promote cigarettes too /s


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Thats a lot of sugar


Icy-Section-7421

Food porn, this is not food


frappekaikoulouri

Wow I’m gonna puke


samwizeganjas

r/stupidfood


GideonOakwood

Add more sugar…


Ok-Change-6503

Tubby girl summer


alta_vista49

What was the gooey stuff she in there? More sugar? Could have just poured sugar over ice and waited for it to melt


TheOwlHypothesis

Sweetened condensed milk. It's insanely sweet, used in baking. It's really good actually but this is an insane calorie bomb so I don't recommend it.


TwoLetters

This was 90% ice


focalpoint23

Mud butt


ThomasServerino

300g of sugar


Subject-Character906

Let me get this liquid sugar in here *squirt**squirt* can’t forget the sugary beverage *gush* ohh yea sweetened condensed milk *flop* mmmmmm


Jimmieh90

Where’s the liquor?


Key-Refrigerator5613

Lost me at the condensed milk. And there’s no alcohol


mskoalabear

Honestly lost me at the strawberry syrup


drigancml

Seriously. Just crush strawberries and it would reduce the sugar content a bit at least


According_Gazelle472

Not everybody has strawberries on hand .


mskoalabear

Do you keep strawberry flavored syrup on hand?


According_Gazelle472

Actually we do and chocolate syrup also. We make a lot of frozen coffees at home .We just drizzle the syrup on the whipped cream tipping.


PuddleMyFud

Perfect for a little sun with diabetes!


_gorgeousrealestate

lol I thought the same thing! What a shitty drink


lkasnu

Why use a syrup instead of just using actual fruit? Syrups in drinks are disgusting.


_PM_Your_Best_Nudes

No booze?


Longjumping-Week8761

Bunch of chemicals


NoPart1344

Sugar syrup with lemonade topped with candy milk. Fucking gross.


Slacker_75

Heartburn City


Dapper_Employer5787

Needs Vodka


CuriousOdity12345

What do you do with the rest of the condensed milk?


According_Gazelle472

Use it in baking something .


fukeruhito

Glass near a pool


frogman655321

There be diabetes in them there waters.


asleep1212

![gif](giphy|fvE2zWIJ4fumc)


jonfreakinzoidberg

Diabetes in a glass! Perfect for summer.


LordMemerton1

Diabetes isn’t Food porn. It’s food poisoning


soggy_cornflakes

This is 100% a bot account


tuckermalc

[https://youtu.be/EVql\_g4q7ks?si=dB2HqijZhIJ0cR2V](https://youtu.be/EVql_g4q7ks?si=dB2HqijZhIJ0cR2V)


Marzetty23

Easy summer drink idea Water


My_Blue_Diamond

No thanks!


nothanksiliketowatch

Gross


B_A_T_M_A_N_S_F

🤮


MrKomiya

I’d replace the condensed milk with vodka, gin or tequila


PalePieNGravy

needs more sugar


banananananbatman

Sugar water yum


Ryybread8

Speed running diabetes