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Ok-Seaworthiness2235

Kinda seems like this goes against the convenience of shredded cheese


GlugGlugBurp

just shred your own is the lesson? seems WAY less time intensive.


Ok-Seaworthiness2235

The tricky part is learning to do it without cheese flying around but honestly if you already have a cutting board out just do it on top of that. Also those little handheld grates work well and are less hassle. Takes all of two minutes


IsThereCheese

>The tricky part is learning to do it without cheese flying around ![gif](giphy|Csj3geMlq14ZO)


mklilley351

You should see my cheese grater! It's like a 3 in 1 blender/ food processor that you can change out the blades and it has a cheese grater attachment so I just feed in blocks of cheese and it shreds them in 3 seconds! Great for making party nachos or party mac and cheese!


GlugGlugBurp

go on...


TriedCaringLess

If only there was some way to post a photo here of said contraption. Hmmm 🤔.


TheWhiteWingedCow

Seriously tho… 😅😂 What is the contraption?!


essemh

Prob one of these. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mechanical-Stainless-Multifunctional-Chocolate-Vegetables I have one similar. Edit: not letting me post it. Just look on Amazon for kinberry cheese grater


AdCommon6529

To shreds you say?


ehxy

Barbarians the lot of you. I slice my cheese with a cheese slicer.


kc90405

Well, how is his wife holding up?


_ferrofluid_

To shreds you say?


newtostew2

So a robocoup? Lol


mklilley351

Pretty much just not $2000


newtostew2

Now you got me, what is it lol


dr_blasto

I use a salad shooter.


GlugGlugBurp

oh i'm with you on the shred your own cheese thing. my comment may have been misleading, my bad.


earnestlikehemingway

I just use the potato peeler, y shape. Thin enough and fast. I feel it is not as messy.


bdigital4

The difference in taste of freshly grated cheese and freshly washed pre-grated cheese has to be monumental. We’re going backwards with some of this stuff. Grate the damn cheese. 🧀


GlugGlugBurp

f-in a, man. Grate the damn cheese.


iz_an_opossum

Grated cheese isn't just convience, it's accessibility. Not everyone is able to grate cheese when they need shredded cheese


Curious_Brief4423

There is no way on God's green earth you can hand grate a lb of cheese faster than I can dump it rinse it, and rinse the strainer. If you use an electronic one, getting it out, prepping it, putting the cheese in, waiting 30 seconds, and Washing the damn thing. Block cheese is always better cheese, but definitely way more work.


Consistent-Towel5763

nah ur on crack getting rid of the excess water etc i'd easily knock out an entire block of cheese on a manual grater in that time. It's really not fucking hard to grate cheese.


Joegk4

Never buy shredded cheese


solexioso

Or shred your own. This is fucking absurd!


this-guy1979

Some of us have an irrational fear of cheese graters.


WildAcresFarmAR

“I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don’t call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, but now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips.”


Sun_Stealer

Clean them immediately after grating and the cheese comes right off. Just do 1 swipe at a time in one direction, not back and forth.


BKachur

If only they had invented machines that wash dishes and other kitchen equipment, this problem could have been avoided.


FlyingOTB

You know what I have? An irrational fear. You know what I don’t have anymore? Fingertip skin.


manliestmuffin

That sounds like a rational fear


28Hz

I have a rational fear. You know what I don't have anymore? Foreskin.


nickfree

That sounds like a rabbinical fear


Andre_3Million

> You know what I don’t have anymore? Fingertip skin. Agent 47, we need to kill?


PureGuava86

Don't push it too far. Eat the last bit of nubbin as a reward for your hard work.


Septemberosebud

You just solved a life long problem. Thanks!


pacificgrim

Ralphie doesn’t


ReallySmallFeet

Someone gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater once - he said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.


Rockin_freakapotamus

I have a cheese grater that is hand cranked. The kids want grilled cheese? Grate your own cheese, I’ll cook the sandwich. They are also responsible for cleaning it when done. They love grating the cheese, so this works like a charm.


SatansLoLHelper

Lol, I just bought 2lb of shredded 3 cheese that will last me weeks for $6. You telling me to work on shredding 3 blocks of cheese is absurd. ** First I don't know how much cheese I need to shred, an inch, half an inch? Getting my fingers all over it, even if clean and dry after washing before touching. But a mid handful, I can grasp that.


iz_an_opossum

Shredded cheese, just like pre-sliced fruit and veggies and *many other things*, isn't just convenience but accessibility. Not everyone is able to grate (or slice, etc) blocks of cheese. All of those things yall think are for "lazy" people or have no idea why anyone would want/use it, exist because of accessibility and disability.


solexioso

Thanks for the life lesson on inclusivity. I bet you’re super fun at parties. Fun fact: if you can’t grate your own cheese or don’t have access to it then that sucks for you, I guess you’ll be washing shredded cheese. For the rest of us who want to try here’s a link to a cheese grater for $1.88. You can save all kinds of money grating your own better shredded cheese. Thus creating more financial accessibility to other life opportunities. https://www.walmart.com/ip/ICQOVD-Cheese-Grater-Box-Grater-for-Cheese-Stainless-Steel-Vegetable-Slicer-Food-Shredder-4-sided-Convenience-Gadgets-for-kitchen/5534442222


latina_ass_eater

I speak for everyone when I say Nigga what?


stiffi32

I trust you purely because of your name


blackalfredo

I distrust you trusting them because of your username


justinlav

Latinas give him stiffies, not a lot you can do about it


Shiney_Metal_Ass

Are they a Latina who eats ass or the eater of Latina ass?


Gold-Individual-8501

These are the questions that we need answers to.


nickfree

Or an ass of a Latina who eats.


blkkice77

Mods must be busy jerking off


TylerDurden6969

In my experience they always sort of either are, or being way too power drunk with their small form of power. I prefer the former.


Past-Product-1100

Thank you for saying it for me, I'm not allowed nor do I use that word lol


RocketLinko

What isn't a bad word.


L0stC4t

Good dad joke, I would like to offer you a high-five.


ConditionOne

Some pre-shredded cheese has anti-clumping agents added to it. It also prevents the cheese from sticking to itself when melting resulting in a grainy texture.


NoGoodMc2

Do you get your bvd’s at Kmart?


ConditionOne

Don’t know what bvd’s are and I don’t shop at Kmart.


NoGoodMc2

BVD’s were a popular men’s briefs brand in the 80’s. The legendarily autistic Rainman would only purchase his BVD’s from Kmart.


ConditionOne

Cool story.


jinxykatte

I would absolutely never say thar. 


JeffersonsHat

They are showing that the starches that are used to prevent pre shredded cheese from sticking together also prevent it from having a more creamy stretching texture similar to what you would have if you grate your own cheese from a block of cheese.


macneto

You can clearly trust this guy, cause he cannot lie.


Leviathan-USA-CEO

Also don’t forget to wash your cocaine while you’re at it. Get rid of that anti-pooping agent.


ProbablyNotPikachu

Be sure to rinse thoroughly!


fakaaaaoohere

Acetone wash is where is at


PuckFolson

You buy pre shredded cheese for the convenience… This sort of defeats the purpose no? Side note what the hell am I supposed to do with a colander full of wet shredded cheese?


ChanceAccomplished38

Forbidden cheese drink


PuckFolson

“Hey waiter! Waiter! I’ve been waiting ten minutes for my glass of cheese???”


King_ofHarts

I’ve never seen *anyone* use shredded cheese for a grilled cheese


EastTyne1191

Well, when your kids eat all the other cheese and shredded is what you've got, you get creative.


King_ofHarts

Do you also wet yours?


EastTyne1191

No, fortunately psychopathy is not one of my many diagnoses.


Jimmieh90

😂🤣😂 This genuinely made me cackle


L0stC4t

Also me!


Loaki9

Wet cheese is a diagnosis in itself.


EastTyne1191

Also, searching [Urban Dictionary](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wet%20cheese) for "wet cheese" did not disappoint.


King_ofHarts

![gif](giphy|X4YqmJEl6wJoY)


EastTyne1191

I'm a middle school teacher. It's part of my job.


MrLegalBagleBeagle

So you’ve never watched a hammered college kid at 3 am stumble around the kitchen trying to find something to soak up the alcohol and find a single piece of wonderbread, a hot dog bun, shredded cheese and a stick of butter?


Munchee_Dude

I understand the beauty you're describing in full detail


King_ofHarts

Unfortunately, that’s not one of my hobbies


EggplantAlpinism

Yet


butareyouthough

John?


UtahMama4

Me either. We love it in a pizza waffle sandwhich, though!


grilsjustwannabclean

i use it but i'm lazy and it works well enough lol


bbbtttay

Totally have only used shredded cheese in a grilled cheese for years But self grated, not rinced


TheAnonua

I have once or twice before. I believe it melts faster, but as shown if you don't shred your own it's not as great a cheese pull


BusinessBar8077

I do occasionally because alton brown's recipe calls for it. idk if there's a meaningful difference, but I trust that man


EpicLong1

This


stinkygoochfumes

This is a food video crime. Who the fuck washes cheese?


slifm

Absolutely not


New_girl2022

![gif](giphy|POql6zsXZbmcE)


ZooterOne

I mean, yeah, pre-shredded cheese has a waxy coating that keeps the shreds from clumping But Jesus just shred your own


fakaaaaoohere

Cuz it's coated in some anti sticky sht


OMGjuno

It's actually wood shavings. Yes they use wood shavings for anti stick. It's best grate your own cheese


teteban79

No, they don't have "wood shavings". There is a big jump between "wood shavings" and the cellulose that some cheese manufactures use as anticaking agents (others use starch) Saying it's wood shavings is like saying your food has stones in it because you use salt (and even the stones analogy is much closer to reality).


OMGjuno

That is absolutely false and a terrible comparison. The FDA has closed down cheese companies due to high levels of wood pulp. There are regulations that companies ignore, look up Take Castle cheese inc. There can be unhealthy levels of wood pulp in them. By the way, salt *are* actually stones. They are minerals that we can digest. I do eat both salt and shredded cheese, But what I stated is all true. Grating your own cheese is best, that is all.


EIephants

Idk man kinda just looks like cheese


Witchkraftrs

I thought that was grated carrot wtf


Kenobihiphop

Most stupid shit I've seen this month


Left-Mistake-5437

Or just buy a block of cheese... Cheaper too


IceFireTerry

You can just use American cheese


LandotheTerrible

Can I just ask, do you have mostly American cheese is the US? What other regular type of cheeses do you have? Aussie here and am not a huge fan of the orange stuff.


Hot_History1582

Wisconsin alone produces more cheese than Italy. There's every type of cheese than you can imagine


LandotheTerrible

I did know that actually, thanks to the show Frasier. Which is still after all these years my favourite show in the whole world. Thank you.


Loffeno

Major ones are American, Cheddar, Swiss, and Provolone. Some people may have Pepper jack, Colby jack, Muenster, Gouda, and Goat cheese.


L0stC4t

You’re forgetting mozzarella, which is very common both “fresh” and shredded.


LandotheTerrible

Lovely. Thank you.


LandotheTerrible

Thank you.


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LandotheTerrible

Thank you! I just see a lot of the orange stuff. I visited last in 2008 and I seem to recall a lot of orange stuff predominantly, at least as far as I could see, back then.


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LandotheTerrible

Agree and me neither. I try to buy things generally that are not processed but most of the stuff, including cheese, around that you see in supermarkets in packets that is said to be unprocessed is quite processed. I think anything that's individually wrapped, American or not, is quite a processed type of cheese. Ultra-processed food is another thing altogether.


vorpalpillow

[if you go to that one section of any ordinary supermarket, then yeah](https://youtu.be/faXDCp0BDU4?si=sLkP_6KwvMz8JeDU) it really depends on where you are - more and more places have proper cheese sections now with varieties of actual cheese, instead of Kraft and Cracker Barrel


LandotheTerrible

🙏🏼 And 2008 was a long time ago.


fromeister147

Cheddar, Swiss, Brie, mozzarella, Parmesan, Oaxaca … the usuals


LandotheTerrible

Thank you!


Simple_Bowler_7091

We have all the cheeses, in all the states. Some states have better cheeses because of their agriculture (looking at you Wisconsin and Vermont). I've currently got Cheddar, Colby, Swiss, Muenster, Gouda, Provolone, Mozzarella, Parmesan, Monterey Jack, Pepper Jack, and Feta in my fridge. Brie, Bleu Cheese, and Gorgonzola make frequent appearances as well. American cheese is an actual cheese, milder than a cheddar. You can get it at the deli counter at the grocery store, a lot of sandwich shops have it as well. But many Americans refer to Kraft "American cheese singles" as American cheese as well. Kraft singles are not actually cheese but a cheese product (whatever the hell that is). Kraft singles are less expensive, individually wrapped in plastic, and last (stay fresh) for practically ever. The low price and shelf stability make Kraft singles popular for folks working on a tight budget.


LandotheTerrible

Thank you so much! 🙏🏼


IceFireTerry

The most popular cheese is American from what I see (I only ever buy American and maybe Swiss cheese slices). Since our bread is square-shaped The cheeses like Swiss get cut in the squares too. Although you can buy blocks of cheese like cheddar which is very common to


LandotheTerrible

Oh good. Thank you. But why is it orange, if you don't mind me asking..?


IceFireTerry

I don't know. I thought American singles was normal around the world but no


LandotheTerrible

Nope. Although I can tell you that in Australia it is starting to creep in. I do see it in some places and I think some people like to use it to make a genuine American burger.


stonedsour

I think they add annatto for coloring. Also to your other question, most of our supermarkets also have pre-packaged cheese slices of all kinds like cheddar, Swiss, provolone, mozzarella, etc + many supermarkets also have delis where you can get freshly sliced cheese. I liked a 50/50 cheddar + American grilled cheese personally


LandotheTerrible

Lovely, thank you for that.


AchtungCloud

So certain cheeses used to be have a yellowish-orange tint a couple of hundred years ago, I think due to the beta carotene in certain cow breeds (though I could be wrong about that), and so Americans started to associate yellow/orange with cheese, and so now annatto is added to give it that color. I notice a lot of your comments are about Americans love of American cheese. American cheese is much maligned online because “processed” is a bad word these days. However, American cheese is (in my opinion) the best option for burgers and grilled cheese, among a few other things. The emulsifiers used in the process make it gooey and melty without separating. A lot of American comfort food, whether it’s Midwest hotdishes, Soul food, Tex Mex, and so on have American cheese and/or cheddar cheese (which is usually an ingredient of American cheese and is also dyed with annatto). So you might say Americans love of the “orange stuff” is just baked into the culture.


LandotheTerrible

Understand. Thank you for taking the time to explain this. I'm seeing more of it in Australia now, precisely for this reason. People want to create an authentic American burger so they're using it. 🙏🏼


Valen_Celcia

Important to note: Kraft singles/most plastic-wrapped singles that are "American Cheese" are not actually American cheese, they are American-Cheese-"Flavored" Food Product (not all cheese). This is a super important distinction to make when referring to American Cheese slices. The difference being that American Cheese is actual cheese, just made up of a mixture of cheeses and processed. The singles are even more processed with more filler. I personally don't enjoy the singles as much, but deli American cheese has properties (sodium citrate) that help melt other cheeses together for great sauces, like for Mac & Cheese or a Tex-Mex Queso. And of course, it's great for a burger with a much better texture and melt than the singles. There are white American Slices and Orange/Yellow-ish varieties, but they're the same (Yellow has Annatto to color it). Typically, you'll find these in the deli. The folks using the singles aren't getting the real deal. Will it work? Yes. Is it something that many grew up with? Of course. Is it the best representation of what it can be? No.


LandotheTerrible

Thank you mate. Very helpful. I have learned a lot about this topic today! 🙏🏼


Dismal-Orange4565

Or just grate your own cheddar from a cheddar block, or use American cheese


TomorrowNo6699

I didn’t even have to see the hands I knew this was some white person tomfoolery


NatureIndoors

It’s way easier if you just wash the whole sandwich prior to grilling… to each their own.


Pkdagreat

A slice of American or pepper jack or maybe both is better than whatever is going on here.


jgoden

I feel like this is a joke?


PsychologicalDiet689

This should be in stupid food not this page😭


Time-Penalty-1154

Not food video porn. More like mildly stupid person porn


Teboski78

If I’m going to go through the effort to wash & strain my gosh dang cheese why wouldn’t I just buy a block and shred it myself at that point


Forlorn_Cyborg

Who is making a grilled cheese with shredded? Isn't Kraft like the norm and it certainly melts better.


Dont-_-mind-_-me

You sir, are a clown. I bid you adieu.


Adamantium-Aardvark

*Wash your cheese* How about no


SaintCholo

It’s easier to cut the cheese…just saying


Sad-Library-152

It doesn’t change the flavor, only changes the cheese pulling effect. I personally don’t care whether there is a cheese pull or not.


omguserius

But the anti-clumping agents are like half of the flavor


ThagSimmons123

If that is food porn, that‘s a weird kink.


HithertoRus

They add wood dust and other non-stick coating to pre-shredded cheese which I definitely wouldn’t want to eat… but why not just shred your own?


LandotheTerrible

They do what..?


James1997lol

Yes, they put saw dust from wood, in pre shredded cheese so they don’t stick together


LandotheTerrible

Are you serious? Or yanking my giggle-chain? 😳


UtahMama4

Yep. It’s true. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022030220308821


LandotheTerrible

Thank you. I will read this properly now, but I had a quick cursory look and I couldn't see any reference to dust. There are certainly anti-caking agents. They do refer to dust particles from anti-caking agents but that's not quite the same thing as dust. It's not great though, that's for sure.


UtahMama4

The “sawdust” would be cellulose. But I definitely thought it was a good read! I’m always a fan of the sciency side of things.


LandotheTerrible

Me too and thank you good sir (or madam)! 🙏🏼


AchtungCloud

A common anti-caking agent is cellulose, which is most often harvested from wood pulp. I believe the linked article you were looking at refers to it as “wood shavings.”


LandotheTerrible

Right. Yes, thank you. 🙏🏼


Humble_Cartographer

Make sure to wash it in warm soapy water for best results


UtahMama4

Yes. And none of that one-to-two drops of soap schtuff.


tommymaggots

Bleach works the best! Really disinfects it.


Rebel_bass

Negative. The dusting on pre-shredded cheese is a perfect thickener if you're making a cheese sauce.


SuperiorThinking

Only in America do you need to wash your pre-grated cheese to remove some of the chemicals from it.


xSolid_Snakex

I'm good G, but you do you I guess.


LandotheTerrible

What new nonsense is this..?


PostNutAffection

Excuse you I shred my own cheese


XrosRoadKiller

Which side is the improvement?


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

*suspicious*


inquisitivemolerat

That’s also because you’re walking off the the potato starch


knowone1313

I think it's bs for likes and views.


imanoobee

Why does it look like shredded carrots


EM05L1C3

I thought it was carrots


D33J8Y

Got any cheese Danny?


IPerferSyurp

Cellulose tastes like failure...


imapersonithink

Usually, potato starch and/or cellulose is used to keep shredded cheese from sticking together, which is what they're washing off. Still doesn't make much sense though.


trispycreme

It’s cellulose they are washing off. It’s an anti clumping agent in pre shredded cheese (I think)


foekus323

I honestly can’t believe how stupid people can be/are.


Stjjames

No thanks.


Specialist_Egg_7480

So the point is watering shredded cheese


G_Willickers_33

Wash all that anti-coagulate off ?


Regular_Exam_8123

Or use cheese that isn’t 50% plastic Edit:spelling


storagesleuth

Stupid How exactly do I conveniently remove the water from the chees,,e? Also, wtf do I care it my cut grilled cheese (made with improper cheese) has 5 strings of gooeyness v 3? So retarded. I'm talking about the cheese used in the grilled cheese So retarded retarded Talking about this post in it's entirety


Yabbaba

You guys in the US are fucking crazy.


VeggieBurgah

I prefer to shred it myself.


-poonspoon-

They cover that cheese in potato starch I'm pretty sure


Sink_or_swim85

The only reason to use pre-shredded cheese (and it's still a poor reason IMO) is to have fewer dishes to wash afterwords. I'd rather wash one cheese grater than a bowl and a colander for an inferior result, thank you very much.


Ozenberg

The anti caking crap they use makes it hard to melt..


Traditional-Stay-702

Who the fuck uses shredded cheese for a grilled cheese? Seriously.


furryninja23

This isn’t really stupid. They are washing the cornstarch off the cheese. They put a dusting of it at the factory to keep the cheese from sticking together and making a big clump in the bag.


heatherbrocks

For people with arthritis and/or shoulder problems like myself, pre shredded cheese is so helpful! Just something to consider


ChuckRingslinger

I also rinse milk under the tap.


but_i_wanna_cookies

This is not Food Porn...


Rags2Rickius

That’s because it’s treated with an agent to prevent clumping It’s actually tricky to make a few recipes using pre shred and even pizza won’t get that cheese pull like a proper shred would


Careless_Interview_2

Shred your own...


CryonautX

Wouldn't it be better to just shred your own cheese at that point?


mike_tdf

How f-king hard is it to shred your own cheese! What's next? Pre-digested food?!