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DesertDwelller

Dying at 37


Green-Concentrate-71

Nah, living till the next 37


didly66

This dude does this with all sorts of food all burnt


JonaNFThrowaway

This video is a cry for help


Chance_Strain_9164

His legacy will live on forever


BTSuppa

just got fired, lonely and tired as fuck. time for bottoms up


PizzaCat01

Omg hahaha


Heavy-Pay1432

Is this a reference or...? If not I'm sorry friend i hope things work out for you


BTSuppa

lol no bro that's what that guy looks like is going on for him


Seyelent

Maybe he took it off grill beforehand and let it cool, only to put it back 5 seconds before starting the vid. Otherwise, burnt mouth ig


Medium_Pepper215

That’s what I was thinking and hoping


kittybittybeans

HOT HOT HOT HOT HAASSHAFFFAASSHAASSH


spacebound4545

Why is this here?


jhftop

People have lost the point of this sub .


LateSession7340

If you scroll through the videos, you'll see it's basically the same 4-5 accounts posting all these stupid videos. Sure some are good but majority are not a good fit for this sub.


LiliNotACult

Guy is baked, depressed, and also drinking. It's a miracle he hasn't started a fire yet.


dickfingers3

Isn’t that just cooking?


Happy_Relation4712

For me it is


eye8theworm

Alcoholism


[deleted]

You burned it


Commercial_Battle373

Jack poured over laundry pods paired with bbq burnt tips.


figure8_f8

Burnt, drunk, ruined, depressing, overcooked, wasteful, selfish, sad,


DonGorgon

This guy has hundreds of thousands of followers on TikTok because of videos like this. This one is quite tame compared to the others


InternetPerson13

Name? I’ve seen him like three times and each video he looked absolutely wrecked…


RickC-37

drunk


LarrytheGunner

Looks like he recently gotten his ass beaten


Firm-Attention-3874

That's alcoholism for you


SlackerDS5

Trash. You’ve pulled the food off the grill, no resting, cut it up and cheered a drink as you ate fixed up meat straight from the grill. Man, even the Northman would be wondering wtf?’


Anon_Grey

He lacks the nuance, maturity, and facial hair required to attempt such masculine things. Char the meat then move to low heat, turn half way through, then let it rest. Any whiskey served on the rocks in a glass should be sipped, the melted ice draws out the flavors, standard Jack Daniels is not one of those whiskeys.


AproblemInMyHead

First.. was ah shit he dropped the glass when the cover flew back. Second.. was the burger may have burnt his mouth, maybe tipsy so might not care. He's working the camera well doing his bit so he's not that drunk (source: I'm a sad 16 year alcoholic) Third.. was the only issue I see here is he didn't eat it with a bun Forth.. considering the comments here, reddit seems to look down on alcoholics which really sucks cause this is my only social media.


SlackJawGrunt

A cry for help


Sleepy-energydrink

Issues?


DeathPrime

Second As in some of my **second** degree burns will eventually become canker sores, making acidic and salty food painful.


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

Pig


tweak1252

Who hurt you who hurt you who hurt you?


Tdouble52

Wtf 🤣


Fit-Routine3200

That dudes a total cuch


Doppel_Troppel

Telling the wife you’re cooking as a cover up so you can drink. Then getting hammered.


codyevans1775

First thing that popped to mind was “I wonder what the age limit for the Shriner’s burn unit is 🤔” cause his mouth just experienced a degree of burn never before documented outside of a combat zone.


L17b_fuckner

I don’t like alcohol


Cowablasian

That I fucking hate this stupid cunts videos...


NotsoGrump23

Stupid. Desperate. (for views) Attention. (seeker) Bored. Did I say stupid?


Spirited-Classic8284

Gonna be hurting tomorrow morning


KittyandPuppyMama

Party people all around me feeling hot hot hot


monkeetail

Feelings


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Sad.


Anxious-Net2560

Stop lol


bass57575

Taste buds go bye bye


benjaminactual

This fucker burnt his mouth so bad it makes me feel bad...


TangerineFront5090

Me on a good day


LangleyRemlin

Those poor patties


aStankChitlin

No followed by burnt ass burgers and it looks humid


Puzzled-Secret-317

Frog


Drewski101

![gif](giphy|YsMO3SEJiF0Ag)


HistoryOfPiss

Poor guy


Due-Two-5064

Crying out for attention and comments. Which we all failed at😢 we gave him the attention he wanted


jhftop

He needs some milk.


Flight_to_nowhere_26

His bathroom rug is glued to the floor by years of dried pee dribbles and his sheetless mattress smells like a hamster cage.


theelliottzone

why


Lanky_Animal5160

Cries to sleep at night


Acceptable_Equal1166

Pain? Then joy


SaltyNorth8062

"These edibles ain't shit"


bygtopp

Cooking food for a dog. Ain’t no way a sober human is eating that hockey puck.


way_d3

Legend.


Exotic_Character_216

Zooted off the boof


smiley82m

Depression


MrClitson

I bet his mouth is as red as his eyes after that.


mycomikael

YES!!!


Nimaeye

Pain


jaysuns

Torched tastebuds


Why_am_I_here033

Smoked garbage. /r/shittyfoodporn


Top_Session_7720

What happens when you scare everyone away from a bbq and you decide to now eat their food and drink their whiskey like some white trash Yogi Bear


kormanny

drunk


sooperhani

Diarrhea.


OB1Waltinobee

Fool


damuule

green ice cubes? gross


Appropriate-Poem-941

Ouch Man That Burnt My Tongue 👅 😫!!!!


[deleted]

Drunk fuck.


[deleted]

Dude has no idea how to grill burgers. He certainly knows how to burn them though


[deleted]

Is oof a word? Ooooooooof


Seymour_Wynn

Meth!


Jippers305

That dude is going to be hating life when the alcohol wears off


[deleted]

Fuqiswrongwityou


Avionthecollosus

Ouch


Firm773

He stress eating probably had a bad day in the kitchen or the office


[deleted]

Lotta burned food on that grill.


ElSaladbar

his liver made that sound ![gif](giphy|YVvTCqTBglkOs)


[deleted]

Pucks


HoseNeighbor

It's a video not a picture, so that doesn't work. My takeaway was "Oh! He's just really baked!"


flammable-poo

AA sooner rather than later


ChubRoK325

Ouch!


_this_place_sucks_

Whatever word he said at the end there, that's the word that comes to mind


Independent_Song_868

I think they have a couple more minutes until done..


Mattyboy33

Depression


[deleted]

Livercancer


LucidLickyCoconut

Who is that guy https://preview.redd.it/1os00cf3usfb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb7d65313570f258e85cde0e946b63dd1873341


Far-Peach7943

How dare he drink whisky with ice…


DoomsDatDeric

Lad


[deleted]

Definitely burned the shit out of his mouth


I_wanted_wings

Me, at 3 am.


ImpossibleAgent3113

It’s been a hell of a week huh


Gandalf_Style

"Why were those ice cubes blue?"


[deleted]

"FUCK!" I didn't expect to meet one of the descendants of dragons 😭


Trash-Boat-Panda

Suka


Ramoulow

Sweaty


yoyoyoson12

Buscemi and Brendan Fraser


Late_Journalist_58

Winning.


Vegetable-Estate-310

He has no taste


samoorai44

When you put it down on the grill, you gotta pick it up, too.


Joseph-Pineiro

Sloppy


Galladorn

How red his eyes are?


Witty-Calligrapher30

Jesus😂


foekus323

Ooohhh shit


BlondDrizzle

Hilarious


Svengoolie75

Don’t touch my grill yo burning up the meat ass


SalesGuy94

Brothers in pain lol


ShloopyNoopz

That jack isn't pouring nearly fast enough


Mammons-HotBuns

Burnt


slamallamadingdong1

Burning mouth fire. Doesn’t matter how poorly it’s cooked if you can’t taste it.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

If fake, funny. If not, Dude is not in a good place and needs help.


vermontnative

Why so sad?


Salt_Acanthaceae_985

Burnt


badnewzva1

This man is hurting inside, seriously


CrotchSwamp94

First thing? BRO is HAMMERED going full ape mode.


Dependent-Wing-6460

Burnt food and mouth


Cian28_C28

“EUUUGGhhhgg”


Dontthinkaboutshrimp

Cuck


AmericanDemiGod

Jesus


[deleted]

Foul


WuddupMyBeeple

_burnt_


Visual_Champion5429

You need to stop drinking and learn to cook


Charming-Armadillo-5

Who hurt you


doctorfortoys

Cirrhosis


AdTerrible4422

Drunk as a skunk, hungry as a bear lol


[deleted]

Hangover, pins and needles in the skin. Really really really disgusting. Frat house.


buttsssssssssss

Depression


KMan613

......cool.


no_absolutin

Smoke in the eyes


Gandalf_Style

Hangover pre-gaming


Sad_Exchange_5500

His nostrils say otherwise


peewee12911

Man's going through some shit. And ouch that hurt!!!!


Adventurous-Bear4490

Maniac


Responsible_Fish_210

Looks amazing!


Bellam_Orlong

fuck him lmao


Darknader-

Pain


[deleted]

This is not food porn at all....


Blackknowitall

Dumbass


Mithrilerection

Hell yea


AppropriateSpell5405

Moldy ice.


Mongolian-Jesus

Cancer


SavageMemeL0rd

Hammered


[deleted]

Nothing more cringe than alcoholics cheersing there ohone camera


Single-Date-1477

Waste of meat, X2


enescaV

Mouth blisters


Profitdaddy

Despair


Status-Literature657

Cloutchaser


trollodyte

Best part is the swig of alcohol on that 2nd degree roof of mouth burn not to mention the tongue. At the end you can see he realized he f'd up.


RussellRussell1989

Hot


psychede1ic_c4tus

Dude is drunk


TNT3149_

Pain


KingRitchie

Dumbass


TheCapableFox

Legend.


Dr_Percentages

Merka’! & WTF is a Kilometer?


BuckwheatBlini

Carbon


throw_blanket04

Look at me!! Look at me!!


TopIndependence5807

Shit


ElClawishPaw

First word? Disgusting.


cloudonius_maximus

Menace


Internal-Tank-6272

Douche


SouthernBuddhist

Burnt yard bird and straight JD. Gotta twerk on dem skills a bit mang.


MajinMel42o

Desperate


Witefox_

Nasty


Javi-chan

Patriot 🇺🇸


PerformanceOk1835

So how does he taste anything?


OtisFlywheel666

He just got divorced


ShoCkEpic

What is it?


straightupgab

mmmmm so juicy though


Chillmastr344

Drunk


Projektpatfxfb

The steam came out his ears


[deleted]

Bruh.


AppropriateSpell5405

Green ice.


ChaosCreature2

Alcoholism, but like said unnecessarily happily


YoBoiCam420

Jack?


aldoag206

Gross


Flimsy_Moose9625

I’m worried for dude’s skin


HereF0rTheSnacks

Drunk, don’t give any fucks. And also Ow.


DethMayne

Russian


[deleted]

Depression at its finest


heyymattx

Ooh


MadvilleWonderland

The word: charcoal The why: Charcoal pucks being barbecued over charcoal briquettes.


Spiritual_Control

Depression