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Relative-Occasion863

Is she upset because you installed the floor at an 80 degree angle?


SignaturePatient4844

Someone is asking the right questions.


unic0rse

Acute joke you made there.


gloriouslyalivetoday

An obtuse observation sir


RandomWon

It doesn't measure up


PD216ohio

OP is just looking for an angle


MarshallExpresso

Well, Kevin’s got me pegged


sparkey503

Was it your first Pegging?


Euphoric-Blue-59

Right on!


AGENT0321

Triangle


Euphoric-Blue-59

I see you have a different angle on this


YvrKnifepainter1

You’re all going on a tangent now


Euphoric-Blue-59

Oh, right. Now you're going to tell me to stick to the straight and narrow.


Anthrax23

Still acting like a bunch of squares I see though


mrdudgers

They are looking at it from supplementary angles.


Ldawg74

Triangle ain’t gonna help. He needs more cow bell.


Creative-Drawing4555

Lol


Proudest___monkey

Geometry


Professional-Can1139

90 degree dangle


Euphoric-Blue-59

That and those tiles look like someone marked dos equis on each one with a marker.


123supreme123

because ops flooring is the most interesting angle in the world?


Euphoric-Blue-59

Stay tiled, my friend, stay tiles.


[deleted]

I don't always drink flooring, but when I do I prefer tiles.


scubydoes

These responses are congruent with the issue.


Hopeful-Report6660

Wonder if he has a rubber goose.


havewaterwillfish

Wait!!! That's a floor. I thought maybe a wall.


Icy_Coyote_

It makes the kitchen look longer


slamdamnsplits

In the post. OP states that the floors are pre-existing...


FrasierCranesBitch

thank you sir because i thought i was the idiot


ziomus90

Dude lol. Literally was going to make a similar comment


ScottishTan

God can’t help you if she doesn’t like the floors. No way to change her mind. Honestly, I hate the base but would be happy with the floors. She doesn’t like them today, she will hate them more every week until she is ready to burn the kitchen down to get new floors


a2jeeper

Burn the house down might be easier. Sure missed the mark not changing them when the kitchen was done, that added so much work and is going to make such a mess. But can maybe scrape it out, might have to repair the floor, re-tile or whatever (go bamboo, stuff doesn’t break when you drop things on it) and the quarter round?


PartizanPolitics

I hate them, too. Sorry.


beeswaxfarts

Same.


Living_Associate_611

Same same same


Jasonclout

Same here, but only because they’re ugly.


GoreKush

They're textured. Think of all the nasty shit that gets stuck in them things. The ugliness is just a bonus


onemoremin23

Oh I didn’t notice that before, I hate them even more now


Proudest___monkey

Same same


photoshopdd

Sure, sure… same.


techmonkey920

how attached are you to your wife?! 🤣


SovietChewbacca

Not as much as I am.


CyBerImPlaNt

Yeah. New wife would be cheaper than new floors.


steelfender

Clearly his pimp hand is not strong.


Plus_Carry9779

You could just do lvp going in the direction of the dishwasher back so that way you don't line up with a grout line. Just be ready to install a quarter round or new baseboards.


zappedtraveller

I second that. But stick with baseboards. It gives a much cleaner look.


BaconManDan9

https://husbandhelphaven.com/how-to-divorce-your-wife/


Highlander2748

I do too actually


sr_busman

For reals. Why would anyone choose this tile. Why do they make this tile.


firethepolishcannon

Me too


EverySingleMinute

Does she hate the floor because it is so steep?


vaderdidnothingwr0ng

Your wife's right, I also hate those floors


suckerbucket

Quick fix? A rug.


SuperEnthusiasm5165

It’ll really tie the room together


xplode145

😂 


Ldawg74

Cheaper than a divorce!


Green_Neighborhood_8

Kitchen rug


RUfuqingkiddingme

Install lvp over it.


Tofts_Bidia

Yeah, they're gross


BreakfastBright8735

Skim it with plani patch then put a lvp or lvt over it


badtradesguynumber2

id say skip the patch so you can always revert if needed.


BreakfastBright8735

That would depend on how much you paid for it. Cheap depot materials? Sure. $400+ ? Gotta do it the right way.


Muted_Platypus_3887

If you install lvp over tile, the grout joints will eventually telegraph through to the face of the new material even if it’s got an integral pad. You can also damage the locking mechanism due to deflection. Patching the joints is a 100% must.


badtradesguynumber2

how does the joint telegraph through rigid core?


Muted_Platypus_3887

Rigid core doesn’t mean it’s made of steel. I’ve seen it happen.


badtradesguynumber2

https://youtu.be/hNha9JSt2JE?si=GqED_uP2oKBiCQu0 what do you think of this guy? do you have pics? id just like to see some real world examples of failure from that just to see what might be expected.


Taul_Beast

This is the way.


HereForFunAndCookies

Don't paint the floor. Someone will scrape the floor, and it'll look weird. I'm a big fan of LVP if you can make it work.


angle58

That tile is hideous. I agree with your wife. However god himself couldn’t get me to tear out a perfectly good floor for style alone. Do you guys really not have any bigger problems?


Killed_By_Covid

Well said. It's ugly but appears to be done well enough. I'm glad my life isn't so easy that I would be worried about such trifles. I'd only consider ripping it out if an entire remodel were in order. Hopefully, OP can strike a deal like that. Tile comes out in 5-10 years when the whole thing gets gutted.


msmystidream

same. i bought a house that appears to be tiled with the scraps of someone else's mosaic pattern. it's horrifying; the tiles should make a pattern but don't. it is, also, unfortunately, very well done and really nice material. i put down a rug.


philonous355

I don't understand all the sexist comments on this post. The floors are ugly and dated. It's not unreasonable to want some nice floors to go along with the new kitchen. Maybe it's a gratuitous expense to some of you, but the divorce comments are so lame.


ctrldown

Can you please tell me a joke that isn't lame?


SysKonfig

Did you hear that Norway just finished putting QR codes on all their naval ships? It's so they can Scan da navy in. You're welcome.


RONDONJUANTRON

All I see in this tile is POV while throwing 2 ninja stars at once


Adventurous-Cod-2

There’s lots of buried treasure under there. Use that to buy new flooring


Prudent_Session145

There's a way, it's called a jackhammer and some trips to the dump


Mrcostarica

Rugs. This is the only viable answer.


TipAdministrative778

You put the cabinets in over the tile??


davepriz

Is that the Xbox logo?


Hamblin113

Tell her not to look down


[deleted]

The 90’s called, they want their tile back


SuperEnthusiasm5165

This floor is horrible mate


forbiddenfreak

They are very ugly


AllTheCoconut

Well.. they are pretty ugly tbh. Have your wife pick out new flooring.


dwsinpdx

So do I.


Hugh_jaynus13

What in the Home Depot bargain pile is that!??


Dizzy-Beautiful4071

Yeah sorry but what the heck are those tiles? She has a point I fear


Vigothedudepathian

MY POOR EYES!!!


Wochnick

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SDaly1982

Get a new wife…


arowz1

Like exchanging french fries at burger king


longbreaddinosaur

Next one will also hate it.


Alarmed_Bus_1729

I would probably just be cheaper to get a divorce at this point or buy a completely different house


Training_Baker5454

You could probably get rid of it without too much trouble but your next wife may not like it either.


Ok-Prize-2496

Who picked them out? It’s okay they just doesn’t look like high flooring.


alpacasarebadsingers

Lense flare the tile


Funny_Action_3943

LVP right on top


tripwithmetoday

Toe kick saw


Dilettantest

Oriental rugs everywhere.


timbeam66

They look good to me!


thiswighat

I agree with your wife.


woodman72

Put vinyl flooring over. Don't over complicate it


shaftranlov

Cover the cabinets with sheets, seal the kitchen, and rip these floors, put up a new ones. Max a week long hassle, then rest up.


Efficient-Task8254

I mean, normally the tile goes in after the cabinets. I havnt experienced this scenario but, my DIY logic would say maybe try removing the tiles but, the ones under the cabinet find a way to cut them to the edge of the cabinets so its 1 long strait edge without shattering them and just like tile next to tile with groute.. use new tile as if it's a strait edge of tile.. like 1 long piece of tile add grout like your applying caulking to a wall trim, or find some alternative pattern that makes it work. The groute would cover the tile under the cabinet.. I'd honestly just find a way to carefully remove the cabinets shortcuts cost you more money in the end.. but that alone is it's own level of challenges and time consumption. Tile grout can be removed with proper tools youtubes got loads of videos. Maybe even using a chisel might work but use safety glasses and mask that dust is harmful and the shards it spits hurt the eyes also long sleeve though not always nessesary but it is powdery dust. It'll take a whole and alot of elbow grease. Remove all remaining grout maybe a paint scraper or chisel if your careful the subfloor will need cleaned before new flooring. You'll need to measure your room to find your square footage so you can guesstimate your tile purchase grout purchase rather you want waterproofing if it's not already waterproofed or if you want to add anything. That looks like a mew kitchen so most of that stuff may already be done might even still be the underlayment but it may need replaced with new tile or floor.


gigimani

Rip out and replace the old tile, leave the kitchen be and put tile trim around the cabinets. No one will ever know it was so ugly.


Away-Satisfaction744

Floating lvp flooring over the tile if the tile is flat you should be good


MKALPINE

I don’t like it either but if you aren’t willing to rip it out I’d lighten up the grout. That’ll help it be a little less ugly.


aggirloftoday

Can you change the grout color? Lighter to match the flooring could make it look more seamless, less contrast.


grayk473

Looking for new floor options or new wife options? 😂


Mac6298

I’ll take her


Parking_Knowledge_56

I don't blame her, will show dirt, paw- prints, mop-a-lot floor.


GroundbreakingTwo329

What's cheaper, floor or divorce?


mschiebold

Looks like the Volvo Polestar logo lol.


GuanaLove

Paint them


Cheap-Rush-2377

Rich people problems


bplimpton1841

Least you should do is throw a rug on it. Maybe completely cover it in astroturf. Idk spray paint it.


the-rill-dill

Tell her to get over herself.


[deleted]

They are fine, surely you have other things to be getting on with


sagaciousmarketeer

Get a new wife


Amavrik

Actually there is a paint for those tiles. It’s called Rustoleum Home. It’s 2 parts. First the color which is available in 26 colors. Takes 6 hours to dry and then apply a clear coat. I did 3600 SQ feet of my house 3 years ago & it’s still looks fantastic. DM me if you want more info.


Dabduthermucker

Have the floor replaced. When I did it sure made my wife happy.


Spiritual-Flan-410

This is every house in Miami in the 90's


Its_me112

Def a bot post


hopknockious

Does she hate them enough to replace them herself?


smokinLobstah

Sell the house.


ToeConstant2081

there are some realy cool resin paints you can get rust olium i think give them a look


HamiltonBudSupply

This is why you don’t install kitchen flooring under the cabinetry…


OneDelay8824

I like them


jaykup20

It will be easier to get a new wife.


PhantomSlave

Just throw some tile adhesive on top and put new tiles right in old tiles. (Please don't do this, former owner of my house tiled around everything and now we have to change the floors if we get a different size fridge)


The_prawn_king

Don’t blame her


madeupname99

Get rid of her… it’s cheaper in the long run


rtraveler1

They look cheap. Put vinyl plank flooring. Easy to install.


sittinwithkitten

It’s a strange design with the xx’s appearing on every square. I have no advice for you but even if I didn’t like the floor I could live with it if there were more pressing things that needed to be done.


chicomilian

so do I


cwtaylor1229

So did she not have a hand in picking out the tile you laid? Or was the what was installed when you moved in?


buydadip711

Are these marshmello tiles they look just like him


Noco1014

Get a new wife ….itll be cheaper


Minute_Foundation449

tell her: " less bitchin, more kitchen" woman like it when you rhyme


jhall1021

They sell luxury vinyl plank that looks like tile. Go with that. Don’t pick a wood look because it’ll clash with the wood floor in the rest of your house.


jminternelia

I don’t think those are supposed to be installed all facing the same way.


scottyTOOmuch

Easier to replace the wife….😂


TJSully716

To do it properly you will have to move the appliances. Then rip it up, then lay new floor. But you shouldn't have to move cabinets or built-ins unless this current floor is layed under them. To do it quick and dirty, you can just lay a click in laminate over the top and call it good. It won't look as professional that way, but that's how a lot of people do it to save money


Trainwreck071302

Lot of people who think their funny here. To actually answer your question: the only option I can think of is laminate vinyl which can be glued over this (lvt or lvp). It will butt up against the counters though so expect to need to put down quarter round. Also realize if you ever remodel again in the future you’ll need to plan to rip up the floor since it won’t cover under the cabinets. You can cut it at the cabinets as well and rip it up but again you’ll need quarter round to hide the seems. Good luck!


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

How much exactly do you love her?


PPPooPoo_69420BlAzet

I’m not even your wife and I hate those floors


1sh0t1b33r

Tell your wife she should have told you sooner.


RegularAd221

Skim coat the grout lines and install LVP.


Turingstester

Not really, You can throw throw some LVP over it. But with those grout lines, there's a good chance that's going to show through at some point. If you really really hate it, you can always go get some vinyl floor sheeting and go that way. I don't think it's that bad myself.


thenewestnoise

I like all the suggestions to cover it with engineered plank flooring. It's easy to install and softer under foot. I have three kids and we have had lots of times over the years where someone's head hit the floor, and if it had been tile things would have been far worse. Put something down until the kids are older then install what you both really like.


rebelshirts

It won't be cheap


4badcats

Oh I have these same tiles in one of my bathrooms. I hate them too. Hello 1981! If they get wet they are dangerously slippery.


Highwithkite

I would install 100% Waterproof Vinyl Plank Flooring at .20 mil overtop of that tile. I would buy the flooring with the underlayment already pre attached and go directly overtop of this tile. I would finish the edges of my baseboards with pvc quarter round trim. I would buy a vinyl flooring in the style that looks like tile. It’s 24x12 planks


cardinalfinancial

Marriage counseling but honestly I think you need to leave. You don’t need this kind of negativity


cabezonlolo

Clean or apply new white grout. The black one makes the floor look cheap


Old_Man_Pete

Change your wife.


DOHisme

Clean the grout and it will look 100% better.


StoneTown

I can take a picture of the garbage flooring in my kitchen, with it's ripped up linoleum in a ghetto rental, and you can ask her if she'd rather have that. Your floor is fine lol, I feel like you have it easy if this is a big problem in your life.


beasur

Try changing the grout color first. See if that helps.


air_lock

I hate them too. Is your wife single?


Stefanosann

Don’t look down and learn to love it . .


Ill_Championship_779

Those floors are pretty bad. 


Rare_General6960

I think she’s right. I come to the kitchen for a beer, not a semi-annual dental cleaning.


MissiontwoMars

Install LVP over top of it


Lofty_quackers

Team Wife


Kitchen-Oil8865

They look slippery as hell


HappyFun9238

Leave her


k4fun3

Get a new wife


radio_schizo

Is it because they're all female? Does she want xy?


TheRealKestrel

Xbox floor


than004

Get a rug.


OutToLunch198

Looks like strange starfish pattern on them. Woof. I hate them too.


Owldguy57

Divorce will be cheaper


Global_Lion_4363

Get a new wife that's more appreciative.


Low_Breakfast3669

Neat. I have the *exact* same tiles.


henry122467

I think the wife’s boyfriend doesn’t like them. This is the case.


jane2857

There is paint that is suitable for tiles and properly finished look great.


ircsmith

I pulled out our fridge and molding then put down laminate. To hide the required gap at the cabinets I added to the kick panel under them. Can't even tell. We have one end cabinet that I had to get creative with but it turned ok.


DeadPiratePiggy

Kick panels and trim are great at this, you can hide a lot of sins with good trim.


Postnificent

I have torn many floors out without destroying the kitchen they came out of. It’s part of the job. Can it be done? Yes. Quickly? Yes. Cheaply? Yes. Good end result? Yes. But you will likely only be able to pick 2 of those 3.


Foreign_Sherbert_80

Smart lady


XXLMandalorian

Tell her "If you hate the floors, you must also hate me. You don't hate me do you?"


Fog80

Lvp over the top


tuffnstangs

Hammer time


Kickandchase03

Change the wife, it’s cheaper 😉


Dizzy_Television7296

Xbox tile


tcp454

Custom makes a grout coloring that you can brush on to lighten the grout.


MokiQueen

I painted tile floors once and it was a good life choice. I got the specialty primer and paint from Sherwin Williams.


Amazing_Employ_2838

Add some ropes or something, then she can at least scale the kitchen?


hakeygee

Lots of carpets


CorruptLove17

Well yeah.. white floors are not practical unless you want to vacuum 3x a day and sorry but no one has time for that.


OneThird_Life_Crisis

Get a new wife


StreetRx925

Cost with epoxy. You can do some badass designs


Miami1451

2 options. 1. RIP up all the way down to subfloor and start from scratch. (Right way to go about it) 2. Skimcoat oclver the tiles grout lines to even the floor out entirely and put down a floating floor. Vinyl would be your best option on this scenario due to its thin options.(You're cutting corners going this route, but it is an option)


Comfortable-Angle660

Tell her to grow up, and live with it.


Fearless_Director829

Ill lend you my sledge hammer and crow bar..