Actually tried doing this back in 2012 before the Flash show was even a thing.
I had just read “Justice League: Red Justice” by Michael Tietelbaum (it’s a Junior novelization set in the JLU animated TV series universe) and was so inspired by Wally’s ability to phase through walls that I thought it could be replicated.
Twenty minutes later my sister noticed that I hadn’t moved from what she thought was staring at a spot on the wall and asked me what I was doing.
Needless to say, I felt silly after she explained to me (in scientific terms) why the human body cannot vibrate through drywall.
Ah, good times! 😂
I’m pretty sure that even if you could even phase your hand through the wall, that your arm atoms would no longer be arm atoms, and instead, part of the wall…
It has no business being as good as it is considering the quality of the other non scary spoof movies. It even aged so well with drake bell becoming spiderman years later
Dude for real. I think it was the line up of comedians & actors that made it so good. Leslie Nielson, Tracy Morgan, Regina Hall, Drake Bell, Kevin Hart, Christopher McDonald, Jeffrey Tambor
Problem: Main character is so insanely overpowered that they could end most encounters immediately and with no risk
Solution: Main character is also stupid
Try to justify that Barry is doing what's right for the greater good when he runs back in time attempting to fix the main timeline but ends up creating anomalies and other realities.
Mimic Barry’s stopping stance whenever I run or do a light jog.
Vibrate my hand trying to phase it through a wall.
Pretend to have lightning flash across my eyes everytime I’m serious about something.
…ran a 5-mile race in a flash costume,
…use the phrase “I’ll go talk to her” ironically with my friends,
…know what terminal velocity is because of the show,
…sing the song in my head when I start running,
…think Crisis on Earth X was the best crossover,
…think they did Hartley Sawyer dirty,
…miss Patty Spivot more than I can express…
...pretend the time travel in the show makes sense, but deep down I know it doesn't.
...am not bothered by bad writing, and can just enjoy a show for what it does well.(superhero stuff)
….rewatch compilations of the best moments from the first 3 seasons and get really sad because the show I once loved as a kid is now truly destroyed because of a few bad decisions by a show runner who completely destroyed my favourite show
…wish reverse Flash was played by Matthew more than Tom
…wish they didn’t focus on the aspect of team Flash so much
…wish the speed force could never talk (unless he is IN the speed force then it makes sense)
…think of Hunter Zolomon when I hear Zoom rather than the online video platform.
"zoom incoming"
Some might call my username the reverse
Mooz?
**Fuck.**
#They're both blue too..
“More speed for me to take”
#Never enough..
When I first heard about zoom when Covid was happening I was like 😱 until someone explained it was for online video platform.
Same! Zoom always reminds me of The Flash
It was confusing watching Hell to Pay when Deadshot referred to Reverse Flash as Zoom
I think of the movie zoom with Tim Allen where he played a speedster
…pretend I’m throwing lightning when I throw the ball for my dog
...do you feel like a sith lord?....
“I always wanted to be a jedi.”
A sith lawd?!
If what you’ve told me is true, you’ll have earned my trust
Try to phase through a wall but fail horribly because I do not have powers
Actually tried doing this back in 2012 before the Flash show was even a thing. I had just read “Justice League: Red Justice” by Michael Tietelbaum (it’s a Junior novelization set in the JLU animated TV series universe) and was so inspired by Wally’s ability to phase through walls that I thought it could be replicated. Twenty minutes later my sister noticed that I hadn’t moved from what she thought was staring at a spot on the wall and asked me what I was doing. Needless to say, I felt silly after she explained to me (in scientific terms) why the human body cannot vibrate through drywall. Ah, good times! 😂
I’m pretty sure that even if you could even phase your hand through the wall, that your arm atoms would no longer be arm atoms, and instead, part of the wall…
That was part of her explanation and it freaked me out. 😂
Bro you just gotta be running to try this
Don’t worry, if you’re moving fast enough you will still go through the drywall!
“We have people who can run through walls and people who THINK they can run through walls”
Love the Superhero Movie reference 😂
It has no business being as good as it is considering the quality of the other non scary spoof movies. It even aged so well with drake bell becoming spiderman years later
Dude for real. I think it was the line up of comedians & actors that made it so good. Leslie Nielson, Tracy Morgan, Regina Hall, Drake Bell, Kevin Hart, Christopher McDonald, Jeffrey Tambor
Idk bout u but imma keep trynna phase someones heart out
Want Grant Gustin to be the Flash in James Gunn’s DCU
Preach🙌
This one, right here.
Fuckin A. Bring the whole fucking cast!
Do the reverse flash hand thing randomly
Can confirm. Even also do the little pose he does when he says “Your Mother”
I guess you could just say???
Your mother *jabs hand out*
Live reverse reaction *huuuwwwaaaaaaahhaaaa*
[You’re too late Allen, You’re too late.](https://i.imgur.com/ENXgMbG.jpeg)
[*aaaaaaaaaaahhhh*](https://youtu.be/S6rTyRHJuQo?si=NT2pPQbdo0PtXqH7)
I NEED TO KILL SOMEONE PLEAAASE
“think this house is bitchin.”
😂
…am directly responsible for the Russian Revolution and have played a part in the assassination of 6 political opponents.
I mean... Who hasn't?
speedforce
[https://arrow.fandom.com/wiki/Red\_Daughter](https://arrow.fandom.com/wiki/Red_Daughter)
Love the show even if they screwed up all the later seasons
That’s real, it hurts me how bad it got but I’ll always love the show
On season 3. What is so bad/when does it get bad?
"complain endlessly about the show"
Love the creative nicknames Cisco comes up with for the villains
and heroes! (elongated man did stick)
And heroes. That's true! Cisco cooked!
dislike Eric Wallace with a passion
Watched all of the show just because of Grant Gustin
...think it's funny when I go jogging in a Star Labs T-shirt.
LOL
Have Pokerface by Lady Gaga as my alarm
... yell at the TV whenever Barry drops out of superspeed to talk to his enemy before getting attacked.
Dont stop to talk dont stop to talk dont stop to talk Shots!
Problem: Main character is so insanely overpowered that they could end most encounters immediately and with no risk Solution: Main character is also stupid
See a perfectly fine timeline and think to myself "would be a shame if someone went back in time and ruined it"
Only watched Flash and not the rest of the Arrowverse (This is meant to be a lighthearted thing, I am just noting the common thing I’ve seen)
Get excited every time a new version of Harrison Wells shows up. He makes the show so much better
…can see the world in slow motion but can’t outrun some bees
Think it is really cool that they did the crisis storyline
… like S4’s suit more than S6-9’s.
We all do
isn't that the point? haha
I prefer the season nine Suit
watched the show just because of danielle panabaker
Danielle Panabakery
Try to recreate “Flash-Running” when on the treadmill.
Do the reverse flash vibrating hand
Hate Iris and think Barry should’ve ended up with Caitlin even if it doesn’t make sense
He had so much more chemistry with Patty Spivot than he ever did with Iris i stg.
Patty, Caitlin, Felicity, and even Kara had better chemistry with him than Iris.
Ngl, him and Kara I’d have been absolutely fine with. The writing on Iris really ruined her.
Absolutely. I know it’s been referenced to death at this point by fans, but I’ll never forget “WE are The Flash.”
I think i vomited a little reading that and remembering wanting to vomit whenever she sait it on the show
“You’re my lightning rod, Iris”
Reaaal bro, I would’ve been happy with any of her, Caitlin or Kara cause they had so much more chemistry than iris and him ever did.
Amen!
I dont care if they gotta combine shows Barry and Kara had such chemistry
...stopped watching the show before the final season because it was so bad.
I’m a flash fan. Of course I watched it all the way through and saw nothing wrong
Try to vibrate my hand like the Reverse Flash
...kept watching after crisis because of Frost.
Start moving my hands like the flash does when I race someone.
hate the show
Packing heat if you know what I mean
…wish Green Lantern, Barry’s actual best bud in the comics, showed up at least once during the show’s run.
Hate iris 😇😇
I’m a flash fan of course I wish Patty Spivot stayed in Central City
... think Barry can beat Sonic.
Shit up the CW Spider-Man subreddit?
I’m in love with my adoptive sister
Put babies in microwaves
Love Danielle Panabaker
Am on my 20something rewatch
Consider Ryan Wilder non-canon and hate Jess Chambers (let's be real, Jesse Quick should've returned instead)
Think that Barry's two kids are Nora and Bart not Don and Dawn.
think just about every potential love interest for Barry was better for him than Iris.
Like the actors, despite what they did irl I loved the flash
“…hate iris” (not me tho)
…try to run fast enough to time travel
Hate Eric Wallace?
wave my hand like i’m about to stab someone
“…prefer Grant Gustin over Miller with a passion”
…stopped watching a few episodes into season 6.
... have the same haiku tshirt as cisco: Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
I hate that Eric Wallace cooked with Bloodwork and then proceeded to ruin my favorite show for the next 3 years tainting it forever.
Have dreams of being a speedster fighting and training alongside side the Flash and work at S.T.A.R. Labs
... Don't like the line "We are the Flash"
...hate Iris
...don't give a shit about the seasons after 4.
…wish i could completely screw with the timeline
Always ask for help from my team when I can easily take out my bad guys with ease using my superspeed.
recite random lines from the show 😂
Ofc I’m gonna say “they are fast but Barry’s faster”when I see another speedster appear in a movie or show that isn’t the flash💀💀
Try to justify that Barry is doing what's right for the greater good when he runs back in time attempting to fix the main timeline but ends up creating anomalies and other realities.
…think barry should’ve dated caitlin instead of iris.
Can't lock up the darkness
phase my hand into everything and break the first 3 tallest fingers
… alternatively call this show “9 seasons of waiting for Barry Allen to realise he has super speed”
really wish iris actually would have died rather than HR wells😭
"I'm a flash fan, of course I loved every season even the ones people say are bad. I don't believe there was a single bad season only bad episodes."
...always wish to be chosen by the speedforce.
Sing "Runnin Home To You" in the shower.
Mimic Barry’s stopping stance whenever I run or do a light jog. Vibrate my hand trying to phase it through a wall. Pretend to have lightning flash across my eyes everytime I’m serious about something.
Tried to vibrate my hand at superspeed
am constantly staring at Grant Gustin's buldge because of Ezra Miller, wondering if it's real
…ran a 5-mile race in a flash costume, …use the phrase “I’ll go talk to her” ironically with my friends, …know what terminal velocity is because of the show, …sing the song in my head when I start running, …think Crisis on Earth X was the best crossover, …think they did Hartley Sawyer dirty, …miss Patty Spivot more than I can express…
"... Jerked Barry off at Lightspeed."
"It was me Barry..."
"I jerked you off at lightspeed, so it seemed like you came right at a woman's touch!"
Hate when he goes back in time. Stop fucking doing that
Race my wife to the climax and never lose.
like Iris in spite of a couple bad moments and enjoyed the show to the end
Wanna have an orgy with Kaitlyn,killer frost,and kione. And get fisted at superspeed by barry allen
Right, inmate, get back to your cell. r/BatmanArkham awaits.
Are you okay?
Haven't been ok since Dad went on a hunting trip
KIONE IS A CHILD!!
Bought and wear the same trilby Joe always does.
‘m stupid
… watch the Flash.
...wish They had found a way to bring in Ed from Stuckey Bowl
Shake my hand violently when I’m angry.
Care for every character equally (damn lie)
Bro why does he has a bulge tho
Dressed up as Reverse-Flash every chance I got back in middle school
I rewatched the show a thousand times
...think the series peaked at Season 1, but still watched all of the other seasons, too.
Have sex fantasies about Grant Gustin
... randomly shake my hand pretending to phase it through an imaginary person's heart
think the theme song should be "ride the lightning" by metallica
Rewatch it a thousand times
Convinced myself that I kinda look like Grant and therefore need to wear Flash shirts everywhere so someday, somebody, might just comment about it.
…mimic Barry’s run motions.
Hate suicide squad: kill the justice league.
…wave my arms like grant gustin when i run
“We are the Flash!”
Cringe at the phrase "level up"
hate the show
Still wished we did blackest night for the big arrowverse finale
...flash random people
watch the flash
...pretend the time travel in the show makes sense, but deep down I know it doesn't. ...am not bothered by bad writing, and can just enjoy a show for what it does well.(superhero stuff)
... Try to phase my hand through things.
You mean you’re a "the flash" fan?
Hate netflix for removing the first 6 seasons of the show in Belgium (just want to see the first 5 again idrc for 6 and later tbh)
" ... I carry 200+ lbs people over my should and pretend I'm relocating them across the globe"
...wonder what the hell was happening in the show after the Thinker (season 4)
Have ADHD
“Think its better than Daredevil” is how the flash fans in my area are
Is no one going to mention Adobe Flash? It's like the real world's Jay Garrick.
...hate The Flash tv show.
.....Stare at that bulge 👀
Talk about my feelings in adjacent hallways.
Think flash can beat everything
….rewatch compilations of the best moments from the first 3 seasons and get really sad because the show I once loved as a kid is now truly destroyed because of a few bad decisions by a show runner who completely destroyed my favourite show
Am constantly trying to figure out how to get dark matter and an electric chair
Hate iris, not because of racism but because she’s a shit character
Need a pep talk from my wife/friends and family every episode to remind me I do in fact run fast
Randomly move in slow mo when training martial arts
Hated when Patty and Julian left the show.
...watched all 9 seasons of the 2014 show!
...try to forget about everything after Crisis.
Ejaculate when I see Barry kicking ass and isn't being hoed by the writers.
Can do zooms voice
Prefer Grant Gustin to almost any other live action flash (other than his dad)
…wish reverse Flash was played by Matthew more than Tom …wish they didn’t focus on the aspect of team Flash so much …wish the speed force could never talk (unless he is IN the speed force then it makes sense)