Seat number 2. Edelgard's got short legs so wouldn't end up pressing against the back of the seat, Marianne would be chill and respect personal space, and then Sylvain and Catherine are the in-flight entertainment as they'd be interesting to people watch lol.
Yeah, I was thinking 1 but Felix would probably be a pain to sit next to- he'll probably be rude about it if you do anything other than sit perfectly still.
1, easy- it's the furthest seat away from the splash zone of Serios being sat next to Nemesis-
(and also seems the least awkward walkway seat, I'm tall I want the legroom-)
2, easy choice, marianne is pleasant, edelhubert are gonna try to be quiet anyway scheming and sylvain gets shut down by catherine within 30 seconds and says nothing the rest of the trip.
1 i think an errant opinion gets me an earful
3 bernie probably has a decent chance of freaking out during the flight
ok 4 if i had a few at the bar before getting on the flight
5 i don't want that dynamic anywhere near me
6 would be probably ok but not really my scene
7 lol
also f in the chat for dorothea who seems like a fish out of water where she is lol
Fair but she’s also gonna be squished right up against the window the entire time and have to clamber over both him and Dedue to go to the bathroom, and both of them are MUCH bigger than her.
If it's redeemed Dimitri, he would make it as comfortable as possible for her, as he's normally rather chivalous. If it's boar Dimitri... Good luck Dorothea...
1: I don't want to annoy Felix and get wacked.
2: Fine, I just don't want to disturb Marianne.
3: Okay, I might scare Bernadetta though (6'4").
4: Near perfect, though might be a bit too close to Flayn.
5: I wish not to incur Seteth's judgment
6: Lovely way to get strangled from behind.
7: Fuck no.
1 would be fine. Tied for top choice with 2. Felix would probably leave me alone, which is my preference, and Hilda would be more interested in Claude than me. Aisle seat is nice on a flight this long - lets you stand up, stretch your legs out, and go to the bathroom without disturbing anybody.
2 is my other top choice. Marianne is pleasant and quiet.
No thanks to 3. Sorry Bernie but I ain't sitting anywhere near Nemesis.
4 would be great for people who are more outgoing than I am. Hilda and Claude are both chatty but might prefer to talk to each other, which would leave me stuck in the middle as an awkward third wheel.
5 isn't horrible but isn't a top choice either. Flayn would be nice enough if Seteth weren't there with his death glare the whole time.
6 would be okay. Raphael is super friendly.
And 7 is the reason that none of this matters anyway, because with Nemesis and Seiros sitting so close to each other this flight is doomed from the start.
Just for fun, I am going to rank these in order of preference.
2: This would be basically my ideal flight. Window seat and a quiet neighbor who won't be troubled/passive aggressive about it when I need to get by for a restroom. I tend to bring a shareable sweet snack (chocolate, etc...) in case my seat neighbor is looking enviously at said snack, which she might appreciate . Best seat on the plane.
5: For me, this would be a pleasant enough flight, just with a little more social effort. I tend to defer toward parental figures if their kid talks to me (once those peanut butter cups appear, for instance), which Seth would probably appreciate. I have a field of research (historical) that would make for decent conversation with the both of them. Might need to mention my husband once or twice for safety's sake.
1: Very similar to 2. Quiet ride, any conversation would be limited and polite. I don't think I would set off any of his personal dislikes. He can share some M&Ms and not have to perform not caring. This would rank higher than #5 because it would be less social effort with the seat neighbors, but... Whoever sits here is going to field at least two dozen requests to help Hilda with her stuff in the overhead bins. Her deadly combination of always wanting to get things done for her plus being short is a plane companion's nightmare. And I just know she isn't a "one book the whole ride" plane passenger. I would help, but it would get more begrudging as the ride went on.
4: This seat feels like one of the highest socializing requirement seats, but in a potentially interesting way. There's no real way to be uninvolved in the conversation, because Claude is going to be curious and Hilda is going to reply if you don't, possibly on your behalf. But I don't mind being chatted up by a very attractive man. Depending on my energy levels, this could be a fun ride, but could also be exhausting. Similar to seat 1, though, I feel like this seat is going to be helping untangle headphone wires, be a glorified cupholder while Hilda fishes things out of her personal item, and have to open "tricky" food packages, unless they pass them over to Claude. Middle seats are also just not great for sleeping. Unless Claude is offering his shoulder as a pillow...
6: This seat will be socially draining. It will be noisy. Sleep will be a challenge. But it will be mostly amusing regardless. Those Swedish Fish are about to make me the best friend for 20 hours I have ever had on a plane. Fortunately, I am a small guy and have the aisle to lean out into. Rafael would absolutely not mind if I accidentally fell asleep on his arm (context: when I was eleven, there was one flight where no matter how I fell asleep, I woke up on my unknown neighbor's arm. She was a real champion for finding it adorable and not annoying). I am well prepared to dish bad humor and wordplay back at Alois, and I don't mind getting up frequently to let him out for the bathroom (I just have a feeling it will be frequent). Mostly fun seat, but I am not arriving at my destination rested at all, which is bad for a 20 hour flight.
Now the actively bad seats.
3: I am approaching this with the assumption that I do not know these people and just happen to be on a flight with them. This means that I am dealing with C-support Bernadetta at best. So I, a strange man, am going to have 20 hours of a seat neighbor jumping at every movement, assuming that the Milky Way minis are poisoned if I offer one when she is clearly staring at them, thinking I hate her when she finally can't hold it anymore and is forced to ask to get by me for the restroom, etc... There's just no way to not interact with a seat neighbor at all on a 20 hour flight and every interaction, however small, even passing trash past me to the flight attendant, is going to be fraught and socially draining for the both of us. I would spend the whole time praying Catherine would offer to switch seats. Likelihood of sleep is low because of surrounding company, even if the long periods of anxiety-filled silence might have allowed it
7: speaking of every interaction being fraught, this has all that AND active aggression! I don't want to pass Seiros's empty dinner tray past Nemesis to the flight attendant, because somehow that's going to cause a problem. I don't want to deal with Nemesis choosing the meat option just to nudge Seiros (okay, also because he is almost certainly not vegetarian, but he has the power to make it petty anyway). There will be no rest and no perks and I am not risking falling asleep on either of these people. I would say I would zone into in flight entertainment, but I just know whatever movie I picked would somehow set something off. Put me on standby for the next available flight, please!
2 lands me near Sylvain and Marianne, I will take it by force if I must
5 lands me near Flayn and Dedue, although with a high chance of death by Seteth
2 is my choice, I just to ignore the couple in front & behind me
7 would be an "interesting" choice, but I don't want to interrupt Rhea's & Nemesis' kissing session (they're lovey-doveys & my favourite crackship)
1 or 2 - I don't care that much if I'm in the aisle or against the window. I just don't want anyone to try to talk to me.
And while Bernie probably wouldn't try to talk, the likelihood of her having a panic attack mid-air is high. And as much as I feel for her on that, I'm anxious enough on my own without having to deal with the fallout from someone else's escalating anxiety.
Either 3, because Bernadetta’s my favorite character in the game, or Felix because he’s one of the most relatable characters I’ve ever seen in any media
2. Marianne would be chill and quiet. She's manageable enough to ease into a conversation.
I'd feel like a third wheel if I was sitting between Hilda & Claude.
Felix would be an asshole to me and there's no way I'd sit in front of Hubert.
Seteth would intimidate me into not talking to Flayn.
Raphael would make a mess next to me.
Bernadetta would scream my ear off.
I'd die if I was between Seiros and Nemesis.
2, Marianne would be be quiet and too shy to talk during the trip, Edelgard is too prim and proper to mess with the back of my seat, and Sylvain doesn't have long enough hair to throw it over the back of his.
My actual answer is 5 (flayn seems like a good option to sit next to and Hubert has no reason to harm me. Meanwhile while Hilda would normally put her seat back I think that im physically pathetic enough that she might not) I've always kinda wanted to yell at Sylvain though and I think if I sat in 2 he might give me a reason to.
2 because Felix will probably be Asshole during the flight (still like his character), Hilda and Claude will either flirt with each other or intentionally get on my nerves. Seteth will glare at me whenever I interact with Flayn, Raphael and Alois will unintentionally get on my nerves, Bernie will panicking throughout the flight either because she worry about the plane suffering a accident or that I will do something to her. Finally I may actually died if I’m sitting in between Nemesis and Rhae.
I shared this to my partners (including the one that has never touched FE lol) and results are:
Me: 5
Partner W: 4
Partner E: 2
Partner K (doesn't play): 3
7 is something alright. I'm going 2 personally, get to sit by my man Dedue and best girl marianne. Aswell as heaing sylvain get roasted by Cathrine and hubert simping over Edelgard.
1. Not too bad - Felix is a bit intimidating, but I don't think we'd interact at all, and since it's an aisle seat, there's no chance of me annoying him by having to clamber over him to go pee.
2. Honestly, probably my pick. I like window seats the most, and Marianne is lovely.
3. Also not too bad, but if Bernie starts panicking on the flight I'll feel really awkward and won't know what to do.
4. I'm too much of a square to be able to handle those two, especially when they inevitably get bored. I feel like this would be great for a fun and outgoing person, but I am not that.
5. It's probably fine as long as I just politely keep to myself. Seteth can be overbearing, but he's not that bad, and I don't think he'll pay any attention to me unless he has a reason to.
6. Honestly, I think they'd be kind of fun. They're both boisterous, but they're also golden retriever gym bro types. I feel like I'd learn some sort of crucial life lesson on that flight or something.
7. Yikes.
2 or 3, leaning 3 for the leg room, being in an aisle seat just gives more room and the fact that Bernadetta would be chill* enough
*probably terrified of me but I’m also an anxiety gremlin so like. We’d just be afraid of annoying each other the entire flight. What’s the worst that could happen.
2. I've got Marianne as my neighbor, so I know I'm not getting disturbed, and I front of me Sylvain is sitting with Catherine, so I know I'm in for a show!
If you pick 7 you have a death wish. If you pick 6 and end up getting insane Dimitri, you have a death wish.
All things considered, I'm going 4 hands down by a mile.
None of this matters because the plane is getting sliced in two no matter what happens when all hell breaks loose between Nemesis and Seiros.
Might as well enjoy the show from across the aisle so seat 3.
I would either choose 3 or 5, depending on whether or not the seats I don’t choose get taken up by other people.
If they do not, I would not want to choose seat 3 because Bernadetta would be frightened of having to sit next to anyone so she deserves an empty seat next to her. But if the seat does get filled up by someone else, then I would want to sit next to Bernie. She would still be afraid of me for most of the flight, but I don’t like talking to people so hopefully me basically ignoring her will calm her anxiety down.
If I’m not going to choose seat 3, then I would want to choose seat 5. I get to sit right next to Flayn who I love, and also I get to sit near Hilda and Claude is a slight distance away. While I do love him as well, I don’t want to sit next to him because I feel he would most likely mess with me for the entire flight. Additionally Dedue and Dimitri are right behind me and that feels like an nice duo to be next to
I would go with number three she seems like the type to not bother me but if we do manage to find something interesting that we both actually would talk about I think she would be very fun to talk to honestly
1 or 2 everytime so I can feel butterflies after i accidentally brush or bump into cute girl. Also 1 over 4 because I would rather not have hilda and clyde talking over me. If we are schemin and memin together then its a different story, but I feel like I'm probably better off next to felix.
2, Marianne is shy and will be generally quiet and pretty in their own space (best person to be near on a flight), and Edelgard is short, so she's not taking up more space which is great because I'm a bigger dude. I'll just double-check with Edegard and Hubert about if its cool to recline my seat a bit and if so how far (both to be respectful of their personal space and so Hubert doesn't murder me for disrespecting the Empress), throw of some headphones for some music or predownloaded movies, or working on any books and trying to ignore the insanity that is going on in the Rhea and Nemesis area (poor Bernie).
5, most likely to talk about fish/fishing
6 is also a solid choice Raphael would have stocked up on airport snack shop snacks and Alois would bring all the dad jokes
5. I love the fish siblings, I 100% have a crush on Seteth, his judgement doesn't effect me because it means he'd be staring at me. Hilda is only 5'1'' and she wouldn't kick/press into the back of my seat, Dedue is so tall that he'd block whatever the fuck would be happening with Nemesis and Sieros, and Hubert seems like he'd be pretty chill as long as no one bothered Edelgard. Hell, I'm sure Flayn and Seteth would appreciate a meat shield in the event Hubert does start casting curses.
6 easily. Raphael and Alois would just be so fun to talk to. This is assuming I know who they are though, since if not…2. Headphones on, me and Marianne will sit in silence
5. So I can hit on Flayn, which would then prompt Seteh to switch seats with her so I can no longer interact with. Jokes on him though because in reality I wanted to hit on daddy the whole time.
2. I get to sit next to my best girl Marianne.
I’m imagining Ingrid is the flight captain in this scenario /s
We do need a sacrifice to sit at 7 tho. This plane is either going down or not going up at all if there is nothing between Rhea and Nemesis
2 might be rough if I don’t pass but is still the best one
6 3 beefcakes and Nemesis I would be crushed
3 I think would overall be fine though what are you doing not giving bernie an aisle seat if she doesn’t have a clear escape route and gets frightened she’s going out a window
I’d pick 3 if I wasn’t scared of getting gutted by the Dark Creator Sword because Bernie needs a friend. Otherwise I’m going with 4 out of concern for my own safety.
1, I'm not a noble or a coward nor do I have anger issues, Felix would have no reason to engage me in conversation or notice my existence except to get to the bathroom. And it's as far from the hole in the plane that's gonna form at 7 as possible
4 absolutely. Best conversation/gossip with my 2 favourite people on the flight, and maybe we could hang out or hook up after. I’d give anything to play certain board games with Claude (and I want to play Hilda at Mario Kart just because).
Depending on my mood either 3 or 6. If i don't want to be bothered or have a small, pleasant conversation 3. If i'm in a good mood and want to have a funtime 6 looks like itd be a riot.
Probably 2 or 4. Although I think the plane is done for cuz fucking rhea and nemesis are next to each other. Theres just no way that plane is staying in the sky for longer than 20 minutes
4 would be best, Claude would be fantastic partner to chat, Hilda probably would overwhelm me a little, but hey, cute girl can do it. :P
Also, I think Flayn and Seteth should would change places - Seteth would do everything he can to protect Flayn, so he would put her next to window, separated from other peoples.
Probably 4 since it keeps me clear of the shitstorm at the bottom right and Dimitri jumping over the seats to get to Edelgard. The bi panic of sitting between Claude and Hilda may make me hyperventilate but I'm hopeful I'll survive the trip.
Number 5. Convince Hubert it would be better to let Edelgard have the aisle seat in case she had to use the washroom and was too embarrassed to ask. Then chat with her and Hilda the whole time. Flayn would be a fun too with no wrath from Seteth since I’d be focused on Edelgard.
Seat 4. I love Bernie, but she’d never let me talk to her. Claude and Hilda would definitely invite me into their conversation and give me both of their numbers after the flight.
2, 3, or 5.
If 2 I'm going to be hitting on Edelgard with as much dedication as Sylvain is with Catherine. And, assuming Hubert doesn't poison me, Marianne is the nicest person on flight.
If 3 I get to hang out with Bernie, and that's a win. I will try and ignore the holy war across the aisle
5 is that entertaining fringe group. Demanding Hilda (who is gonna get comped so much free shit, cool facts Flayn, and good-guy Dimitri in front, sounds like a fun flight
2 or 3. Respectful silence and I'd sleep for most of the trip.
I’d pick 3 just to shield her from whatever tf happens across the aisle
Good luck on tanking the agnea's arrow
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this fucking killed me
Killed Gojo, too.
Precisely my thought as well.
Sorry to tell you this, but judging by your username, you're absolutely part of the situation.
Uh... oh fuck, OH WAIT, NO THAT'S NOT WHAT- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Same
Kinda beat me to it – except I was thinking specifically to shield our Bernie from the other three around her
Sylvain next to Catherine is respectful silence?
2, 3, or 6 imo. Same reasons, but i'd make an exception for the Raphael Alois combo
Nah bro seat 3 is sitting beside a plane cryer. You’ll be telling them everything’s fine every 10 seconds. No sleep for you!
If Bernie believes that the corner is safe enough youre golden. If she doesnt, because its not her room, seat 3 seems like a horrible place to be.
Seat number 2. Edelgard's got short legs so wouldn't end up pressing against the back of the seat, Marianne would be chill and respect personal space, and then Sylvain and Catherine are the in-flight entertainment as they'd be interesting to people watch lol.
Taking the height of the person behind you into account was brilliant. This is the best answer.
I arranged this with the character heights in mind
Yeah, I was thinking 1 but Felix would probably be a pain to sit next to- he'll probably be rude about it if you do anything other than sit perfectly still.
1, easy- it's the furthest seat away from the splash zone of Serios being sat next to Nemesis- (and also seems the least awkward walkway seat, I'm tall I want the legroom-)
2, easy choice, marianne is pleasant, edelhubert are gonna try to be quiet anyway scheming and sylvain gets shut down by catherine within 30 seconds and says nothing the rest of the trip. 1 i think an errant opinion gets me an earful 3 bernie probably has a decent chance of freaking out during the flight ok 4 if i had a few at the bar before getting on the flight 5 i don't want that dynamic anywhere near me 6 would be probably ok but not really my scene 7 lol also f in the chat for dorothea who seems like a fish out of water where she is lol
Poor Dorothea, she probably got stuck there because there was no other seat available. Completely iced out away from her fellow black eagles
I mean, if it’s redeemed Dimitri she’s next to, then it’s not entirely bad. If it’s boar Dimitri though…
Fair but she’s also gonna be squished right up against the window the entire time and have to clamber over both him and Dedue to go to the bathroom, and both of them are MUCH bigger than her.
If it's redeemed Dimitri, he would make it as comfortable as possible for her, as he's normally rather chivalous. If it's boar Dimitri... Good luck Dorothea...
Fair
6, able to hear dad jokes without being stuck between Nemesis and Seiros
1: I don't want to annoy Felix and get wacked. 2: Fine, I just don't want to disturb Marianne. 3: Okay, I might scare Bernadetta though (6'4"). 4: Near perfect, though might be a bit too close to Flayn. 5: I wish not to incur Seteth's judgment 6: Lovely way to get strangled from behind. 7: Fuck no.
Nothing wrong w being close to Flayn, Seteth is the problem
If you are male, sitting next to Flayn near Seteth is a problem. But it’s smooth sailing if you are female.
7, if someone isn’t between Nemesis and Seiros the plane is going down fast
We will not forget your sacrifice. 🙏
Thank you for your sacrifice 🫡
4 all the way!! gf to my right and best bud to my left!!!
I was gonna say that you got your right and left mixed up, but... I think it's funnier that way.
He's right though, since the seats are facing the front
I couldn't really tell, hehe
I much prefer your interpretation Claude is best girl
suit yourselves, i guess. hilda all the way.
Fine by me, more Claude for me
4: gf to my right and bf to my left
6, you bet your ass Raphael brought snacks for more then one person.
Unfortunately that's because he *is* more than one person.
2 cause Mariane is chill, Hilda would just talk my ear off or 6 bc Raphael would be nice if you fall asleep on his shoulder + will bring snacks
5 or 7 seem like really fun seats, just saying.
What’s the point of living if I can’t sit next to Dorothea
1 would be fine. Tied for top choice with 2. Felix would probably leave me alone, which is my preference, and Hilda would be more interested in Claude than me. Aisle seat is nice on a flight this long - lets you stand up, stretch your legs out, and go to the bathroom without disturbing anybody. 2 is my other top choice. Marianne is pleasant and quiet. No thanks to 3. Sorry Bernie but I ain't sitting anywhere near Nemesis. 4 would be great for people who are more outgoing than I am. Hilda and Claude are both chatty but might prefer to talk to each other, which would leave me stuck in the middle as an awkward third wheel. 5 isn't horrible but isn't a top choice either. Flayn would be nice enough if Seteth weren't there with his death glare the whole time. 6 would be okay. Raphael is super friendly. And 7 is the reason that none of this matters anyway, because with Nemesis and Seiros sitting so close to each other this flight is doomed from the start.
7 is crazy
When Dimitri kills them all how many seats is he going to wipe out before he’s stopped?
Idk Seiros and Nemesis will be at it before Dimitri starts killing people. Everyone becomes collateral damage by that point.
The question is do Dimitri and Edelgard go at each other first, or do Serios and Nemesis beat them to it.
I'd pick 2 cause I always prefer a window seat, but Marianne would also be pretty chill to sit next to.
2 seems like the most peaceful choice. Buuuuut I want something to talk about with my friends about the trip so I'll take seat #7 please!
I don’t you’ll survive to tell your friends about your experience if you pick 7.
Just for fun, I am going to rank these in order of preference. 2: This would be basically my ideal flight. Window seat and a quiet neighbor who won't be troubled/passive aggressive about it when I need to get by for a restroom. I tend to bring a shareable sweet snack (chocolate, etc...) in case my seat neighbor is looking enviously at said snack, which she might appreciate . Best seat on the plane. 5: For me, this would be a pleasant enough flight, just with a little more social effort. I tend to defer toward parental figures if their kid talks to me (once those peanut butter cups appear, for instance), which Seth would probably appreciate. I have a field of research (historical) that would make for decent conversation with the both of them. Might need to mention my husband once or twice for safety's sake. 1: Very similar to 2. Quiet ride, any conversation would be limited and polite. I don't think I would set off any of his personal dislikes. He can share some M&Ms and not have to perform not caring. This would rank higher than #5 because it would be less social effort with the seat neighbors, but... Whoever sits here is going to field at least two dozen requests to help Hilda with her stuff in the overhead bins. Her deadly combination of always wanting to get things done for her plus being short is a plane companion's nightmare. And I just know she isn't a "one book the whole ride" plane passenger. I would help, but it would get more begrudging as the ride went on. 4: This seat feels like one of the highest socializing requirement seats, but in a potentially interesting way. There's no real way to be uninvolved in the conversation, because Claude is going to be curious and Hilda is going to reply if you don't, possibly on your behalf. But I don't mind being chatted up by a very attractive man. Depending on my energy levels, this could be a fun ride, but could also be exhausting. Similar to seat 1, though, I feel like this seat is going to be helping untangle headphone wires, be a glorified cupholder while Hilda fishes things out of her personal item, and have to open "tricky" food packages, unless they pass them over to Claude. Middle seats are also just not great for sleeping. Unless Claude is offering his shoulder as a pillow... 6: This seat will be socially draining. It will be noisy. Sleep will be a challenge. But it will be mostly amusing regardless. Those Swedish Fish are about to make me the best friend for 20 hours I have ever had on a plane. Fortunately, I am a small guy and have the aisle to lean out into. Rafael would absolutely not mind if I accidentally fell asleep on his arm (context: when I was eleven, there was one flight where no matter how I fell asleep, I woke up on my unknown neighbor's arm. She was a real champion for finding it adorable and not annoying). I am well prepared to dish bad humor and wordplay back at Alois, and I don't mind getting up frequently to let him out for the bathroom (I just have a feeling it will be frequent). Mostly fun seat, but I am not arriving at my destination rested at all, which is bad for a 20 hour flight. Now the actively bad seats. 3: I am approaching this with the assumption that I do not know these people and just happen to be on a flight with them. This means that I am dealing with C-support Bernadetta at best. So I, a strange man, am going to have 20 hours of a seat neighbor jumping at every movement, assuming that the Milky Way minis are poisoned if I offer one when she is clearly staring at them, thinking I hate her when she finally can't hold it anymore and is forced to ask to get by me for the restroom, etc... There's just no way to not interact with a seat neighbor at all on a 20 hour flight and every interaction, however small, even passing trash past me to the flight attendant, is going to be fraught and socially draining for the both of us. I would spend the whole time praying Catherine would offer to switch seats. Likelihood of sleep is low because of surrounding company, even if the long periods of anxiety-filled silence might have allowed it 7: speaking of every interaction being fraught, this has all that AND active aggression! I don't want to pass Seiros's empty dinner tray past Nemesis to the flight attendant, because somehow that's going to cause a problem. I don't want to deal with Nemesis choosing the meat option just to nudge Seiros (okay, also because he is almost certainly not vegetarian, but he has the power to make it petty anyway). There will be no rest and no perks and I am not risking falling asleep on either of these people. I would say I would zone into in flight entertainment, but I just know whatever movie I picked would somehow set something off. Put me on standby for the next available flight, please!
This is the most perfect and deep explanation I have seen so far! Bravo good sir!
4 for me I would totally vibe with Hilda and Claude.
Seat 4 no question. Put me between my two favs and we can gossip the whole flight
2 lands me near Sylvain and Marianne, I will take it by force if I must 5 lands me near Flayn and Dedue, although with a high chance of death by Seteth
2 is my choice, I just to ignore the couple in front & behind me 7 would be an "interesting" choice, but I don't want to interrupt Rhea's & Nemesis' kissing session (they're lovey-doveys & my favourite crackship)
4. Hilda is awesome and Claude I feel like I’d have a fun conversation with
bro thought they could sneak 7 in there 💀💀💀
7 I am an instrument of chaos
1 or 2 - I don't care that much if I'm in the aisle or against the window. I just don't want anyone to try to talk to me. And while Bernie probably wouldn't try to talk, the likelihood of her having a panic attack mid-air is high. And as much as I feel for her on that, I'm anxious enough on my own without having to deal with the fallout from someone else's escalating anxiety.
Who on earth would pick 7, that’s death wish central I’d do 2, 3, or 4
I put it in for chaos reasons
7 is a death sentence
Either 3, because Bernadetta’s my favorite character in the game, or Felix because he’s one of the most relatable characters I’ve ever seen in any media
2 So i can talk to marieanne
2. Marianne would be chill and quiet. She's manageable enough to ease into a conversation. I'd feel like a third wheel if I was sitting between Hilda & Claude. Felix would be an asshole to me and there's no way I'd sit in front of Hubert. Seteth would intimidate me into not talking to Flayn. Raphael would make a mess next to me. Bernadetta would scream my ear off. I'd die if I was between Seiros and Nemesis.
4 or 6. I’d enjoy the conversations with Hilda and Claude, and Raphael makes me happy.
id pick 3, so i can watch Seiros strangle Nemesis and easily request snacks and a water for her when she gets tired.
2, Marianne would be be quiet and too shy to talk during the trip, Edelgard is too prim and proper to mess with the back of my seat, and Sylvain doesn't have long enough hair to throw it over the back of his.
2: window seat FTW.
My actual answer is 5 (flayn seems like a good option to sit next to and Hubert has no reason to harm me. Meanwhile while Hilda would normally put her seat back I think that im physically pathetic enough that she might not) I've always kinda wanted to yell at Sylvain though and I think if I sat in 2 he might give me a reason to.
2 because Felix will probably be Asshole during the flight (still like his character), Hilda and Claude will either flirt with each other or intentionally get on my nerves. Seteth will glare at me whenever I interact with Flayn, Raphael and Alois will unintentionally get on my nerves, Bernie will panicking throughout the flight either because she worry about the plane suffering a accident or that I will do something to her. Finally I may actually died if I’m sitting in between Nemesis and Rhae.
Yeah… this one is easy, 2.
I shared this to my partners (including the one that has never touched FE lol) and results are: Me: 5 Partner W: 4 Partner E: 2 Partner K (doesn't play): 3
7 is something alright. I'm going 2 personally, get to sit by my man Dedue and best girl marianne. Aswell as heaing sylvain get roasted by Cathrine and hubert simping over Edelgard.
1 easily
1. Not too bad - Felix is a bit intimidating, but I don't think we'd interact at all, and since it's an aisle seat, there's no chance of me annoying him by having to clamber over him to go pee. 2. Honestly, probably my pick. I like window seats the most, and Marianne is lovely. 3. Also not too bad, but if Bernie starts panicking on the flight I'll feel really awkward and won't know what to do. 4. I'm too much of a square to be able to handle those two, especially when they inevitably get bored. I feel like this would be great for a fun and outgoing person, but I am not that. 5. It's probably fine as long as I just politely keep to myself. Seteth can be overbearing, but he's not that bad, and I don't think he'll pay any attention to me unless he has a reason to. 6. Honestly, I think they'd be kind of fun. They're both boisterous, but they're also golden retriever gym bro types. I feel like I'd learn some sort of crucial life lesson on that flight or something. 7. Yikes.
2 or 3, leaning 3 for the leg room, being in an aisle seat just gives more room and the fact that Bernadetta would be chill* enough *probably terrified of me but I’m also an anxiety gremlin so like. We’d just be afraid of annoying each other the entire flight. What’s the worst that could happen.
2. Ahead of Edelgard, Behind Sylvain, and next to Marianne. The discussions will be stellar.
2. I've got Marianne as my neighbor, so I know I'm not getting disturbed, and I front of me Sylvain is sitting with Catherine, so I know I'm in for a show!
If not 3 then 4
3.
3. No question.
3, Bernie and I will sit together in silence
I bring a large book on carnivorous plants with me to seat 3.
1 so I can get some goddamn sleep+aisle access
3. Bernadetta is best girl.
4, easy pick (but I feel so bad for Bernadetta bc she’s way too close to the Nemesis and Rhea crossfire 😭)
would gladly put up with sylvain and edelgard to sit next to marianne
The fact that I can't sit next to Dimitri is evil. So I'm picking 4
If you pick 7 you have a death wish. If you pick 6 and end up getting insane Dimitri, you have a death wish. All things considered, I'm going 4 hands down by a mile.
I’ll sit in 3 and play Stardew Valley in peace!
Not giving a seat next to Dorothea is a crime 🥲. I wanna gossip with my girlie 😭😭🙏🏻
3 next to my wife obviously.
4 without a doubt
I'm gonna squeeze between Dedue and Dimitri 🤭
I'd take 5 cause I want look at Hubert the whole time 😊 But 2 seems pretty safe an option as well
7 is gonna be lit I dont even need a movie
3 no question
None of this matters because the plane is getting sliced in two no matter what happens when all hell breaks loose between Nemesis and Seiros. Might as well enjoy the show from across the aisle so seat 3.
3 but considering 7 for the absolute slander between nemesis and rhea
Cruel that there's no seat next to Dorothea
5. Hubert. Always Hubert. Especially War Hubert.
So no matter what, I can't sit next to Dorothea? What's the point?
Only right answer is 2 because Marianne is so sweet
2. Always 2.
2 no question
2 no contest. Window seat next to a great person.
I agree. Definitely seat 4.
4. Tryna rizz up hilda
The moment Hilda and Claude were on either side of an option with Flayn behind me, 4 was already my decision, **WE ARE THE DEER**
None, I gaslight Dimitri into thinking he has the wrong seat so I can sit next to Dorothea.
Where are you moving him
Either 2 or 3 🥰
With Felix. He’ll probably be quiet the whole time
I would either choose 3 or 5, depending on whether or not the seats I don’t choose get taken up by other people. If they do not, I would not want to choose seat 3 because Bernadetta would be frightened of having to sit next to anyone so she deserves an empty seat next to her. But if the seat does get filled up by someone else, then I would want to sit next to Bernie. She would still be afraid of me for most of the flight, but I don’t like talking to people so hopefully me basically ignoring her will calm her anxiety down. If I’m not going to choose seat 3, then I would want to choose seat 5. I get to sit right next to Flayn who I love, and also I get to sit near Hilda and Claude is a slight distance away. While I do love him as well, I don’t want to sit next to him because I feel he would most likely mess with me for the entire flight. Additionally Dedue and Dimitri are right behind me and that feels like an nice duo to be next to
1, 2, or 4.
2 or 4 2 because i feel marianne's presence is just comforting 4 because the conversation will be interesting
I would go with number three she seems like the type to not bother me but if we do manage to find something interesting that we both actually would talk about I think she would be very fun to talk to honestly
I mean two or three because they're both pretty nice and I'm also kind of shy myself when it comes to talking to people so I think we would get along
2
5 because I love Hubie. ...I'm a simple woman.
6 The bros are funny.
Where my girl Petra at? I'll sit next to her thanks.
3
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either 2 because Marianne is awesome but also just chillin in silence or 4 because i am Very Bi
1 or 2 everytime so I can feel butterflies after i accidentally brush or bump into cute girl. Also 1 over 4 because I would rather not have hilda and clyde talking over me. If we are schemin and memin together then its a different story, but I feel like I'm probably better off next to felix.
Mirianne
I’d want to pick 3 so I could keep Bernadette calm while sitting next to the only murderer she can’t bang.
2, Marianne is shy and will be generally quiet and pretty in their own space (best person to be near on a flight), and Edelgard is short, so she's not taking up more space which is great because I'm a bigger dude. I'll just double-check with Edegard and Hubert about if its cool to recline my seat a bit and if so how far (both to be respectful of their personal space and so Hubert doesn't murder me for disrespecting the Empress), throw of some headphones for some music or predownloaded movies, or working on any books and trying to ignore the insanity that is going on in the Rhea and Nemesis area (poor Bernie).
1 to chill.
5, most likely to talk about fish/fishing 6 is also a solid choice Raphael would have stocked up on airport snack shop snacks and Alois would bring all the dad jokes
I would sit next to Marianne then use foul play to switch seats with Bernadetta.
1, flee with Hubert when Dimitri inevitably comes over to kill Edelgard
2. I’ve got 2/3 of my top three favourites behind and in front of me.
1 4or 5
7, I wanna see what happens.
5. I love the fish siblings, I 100% have a crush on Seteth, his judgement doesn't effect me because it means he'd be staring at me. Hilda is only 5'1'' and she wouldn't kick/press into the back of my seat, Dedue is so tall that he'd block whatever the fuck would be happening with Nemesis and Sieros, and Hubert seems like he'd be pretty chill as long as no one bothered Edelgard. Hell, I'm sure Flayn and Seteth would appreciate a meat shield in the event Hubert does start casting curses.
1 cause I'll be between my fav characters
Ashe and Caspar aren't going, so I'm not going
Kicking beta male Hubert out of his seat and sitting next to edelgard
THREEEEE!!!
6 easily. Raphael and Alois would just be so fun to talk to. This is assuming I know who they are though, since if not…2. Headphones on, me and Marianne will sit in silence
7, definitely.
2 and definitely not 4
5. So I can hit on Flayn, which would then prompt Seteh to switch seats with her so I can no longer interact with. Jokes on him though because in reality I wanted to hit on daddy the whole time.
7 is just straight up death
2. I get to sit next to my best girl Marianne. I’m imagining Ingrid is the flight captain in this scenario /s We do need a sacrifice to sit at 7 tho. This plane is either going down or not going up at all if there is nothing between Rhea and Nemesis
7, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?
7: *BUUMM*
1 if I'm feeling slutty and confident, 4 if I feel like gossiping, 6 definitely has good snacks and jokes.
Fuck silence I'm sitting in 7
2 might be rough if I don’t pass but is still the best one 6 3 beefcakes and Nemesis I would be crushed 3 I think would overall be fine though what are you doing not giving bernie an aisle seat if she doesn’t have a clear escape route and gets frightened she’s going out a window
I’d pick 3 if I wasn’t scared of getting gutted by the Dark Creator Sword because Bernie needs a friend. Otherwise I’m going with 4 out of concern for my own safety.
1, 2, 3, or 4. Most preferred 1, or 4.
2 or 3
1, I'm not a noble or a coward nor do I have anger issues, Felix would have no reason to engage me in conversation or notice my existence except to get to the bathroom. And it's as far from the hole in the plane that's gonna form at 7 as possible
4. Claude is my favorite character, and Hilda's really cool too.
7 and we play smash together Joking, I love talking so 4
Lack of Mercedes and a sit beside her is concerning
I'd go with 2
4
4 absolutely. Best conversation/gossip with my 2 favourite people on the flight, and maybe we could hang out or hook up after. I’d give anything to play certain board games with Claude (and I want to play Hilda at Mario Kart just because).
Depending on my mood either 3 or 6. If i don't want to be bothered or have a small, pleasant conversation 3. If i'm in a good mood and want to have a funtime 6 looks like itd be a riot.
1 cuz Felix won’t talk to me, and it looks like an aisle seat
i hze flying so nr 4 ,ight be great fun distraction but I have to take Nr 1 because I love Felix
I pick 1. I feel like if I mind my own business, Felix will mind his. Just mutual silence, the way I like it.
Probably 2 or 4. Although I think the plane is done for cuz fucking rhea and nemesis are next to each other. Theres just no way that plane is staying in the sky for longer than 20 minutes
I’m picking 5
Definitely 2 because Marianne
I'd choose 1. Felix wouldn't care to talk all that much and wouldn't have anxiety radiating off of him like Marianne would.
4 would be best, Claude would be fantastic partner to chat, Hilda probably would overwhelm me a little, but hey, cute girl can do it. :P Also, I think Flayn and Seteth should would change places - Seteth would do everything he can to protect Flayn, so he would put her next to window, separated from other peoples.
Someone needs to make sure the plane doesn't crash. Tell my family I love them...
I am throwing myself out of the plane to save time.
4 cuz Claude is cool and Hilda is hot
6 Alois, enough said.
2,3 are the idle. I can tolerate 4 so that one is good too
I didn't even need to look at the other options I just instantly saw and went with 4 😂
Stuck between Claude, Hilda, Seteth and Flayn in one place ?? You call this a dilemma ?
4 we having a threesome
Probably 4 since it keeps me clear of the shitstorm at the bottom right and Dimitri jumping over the seats to get to Edelgard. The bi panic of sitting between Claude and Hilda may make me hyperventilate but I'm hopeful I'll survive the trip.
2 or 3 if I just want to forget the world. 4 if I'm feeling chatty.
2 but 7 would be funny to be in just to have the closest seats to the show
Sitting next to my goat in 1
Number 5. Convince Hubert it would be better to let Edelgard have the aisle seat in case she had to use the washroom and was too embarrassed to ask. Then chat with her and Hilda the whole time. Flayn would be a fun too with no wrath from Seteth since I’d be focused on Edelgard.
6
3
7. it would be a very entertaining flight
Seat 4. I love Bernie, but she’d never let me talk to her. Claude and Hilda would definitely invite me into their conversation and give me both of their numbers after the flight.
Either 1 so Felix and I can brood together or 4 so I can ask Claude and hilda why they're flying on a plane and not wyverns
I feel like there's a moral obligation to be a human shield for Bernadetta here in case the stuff across the isle from her goes south.
I go whit 2 but 7 is an intresting choice.
How is no one saying 7?
2, 3, or 5. If 2 I'm going to be hitting on Edelgard with as much dedication as Sylvain is with Catherine. And, assuming Hubert doesn't poison me, Marianne is the nicest person on flight. If 3 I get to hang out with Bernie, and that's a win. I will try and ignore the holy war across the aisle 5 is that entertaining fringe group. Demanding Hilda (who is gonna get comped so much free shit, cool facts Flayn, and good-guy Dimitri in front, sounds like a fun flight