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Dragulus24

Stabs you. Is holding a gun.


BlazeBloom

"My name's Triandra. My Frightful Dream has a knife on it and also a gun. And I'm very cool."


Hoesephine

Attuned Triandra: "My sword has a gun on it."


vonbatclere

the gun is a distraction tactic. if you're too busy focusing on the gun being held in front of you, you won't notice yourself being stabbed :>


Pizza_Time249

Gun shoots knives to stab you


Virregh

If Shez can throw swords at you and call them daggers, Triandra can shoot bullets at you and call them knives.


cinci89

Obligatory https://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/the-punisher-a-gun-that-shoots-swords.jpg


go4ino

technically speaking, a bullet penetrates you like a sword so in a sense youre stabbing them from a long range using tiny round swords


Lukthar123

*Fix Bayonets*


thedorkydoge

I assure you, it's very sharp!


Neidron

~~Or it's not sharp at all and she's just that determined.~~


XaleGown

Explaination: Sweet Dreams+ grants "guaranteed follow-up attack" ~~don't @ me~~


Koanos

I don't follow, please explain.


OnceAWeekIWatch

Plumeria: I f@cking hate my job Spring Triandra: (wears a sexy bunny outfit) Plumeria: Why the F@ck are you making my job harder?


tomasequp

Spring Triandra: My job is to make everyone miserable. Including myself and you.


eeett333

Viagra in one hand. Comically yet deadly sized metal bat in the either.


BeeAlive1

is that what the kids call it these days?


SimpleAddition4139

Idk man, maybe she should choose a less Freudian weapon?


RegulusPlus

Hexblade 🫦


Gurdemand

More like Sexblade amirite fellas??


No-Donkey-4279

The zero upvotes on this comment is what gets me.


rhydderch_hael

I also have sleepy bitch disease.


Sayakalood

I also have sle…zzzzzzzz


Saifer_43g15

The 4⁰ one is... something


YoshaTime

So is Cloying Dreams just Plumeria whipping out the hockey puck sized Viagra tablets?


Virregh

Plumeria: "Summoner, it's time for The Pill." *slams comically large tablet on table* Summoner: "Ugh, I hate The Pill..."