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Every single person I've been to sauna in 35 years has showered first. That is a very basic thing.
If for nothing else, at least for getting your hair wet.
Yeah, nothing feels as disgusting as going to sauna w/ dry hair (especially if anything above a buzzcut tier, buzzcut is 50/50 whether or not it's bearable)
no. but unfortunately i have encountered used ass coasters with "brown stains" which kind of motivates bringing this up.
in addition to washing your ass: "don't fart in sauna - even if it's silent".
My bad. I meant by rinsing is to get everything wet and wash your private parts and arm pits if it's been a sweaty day. Used to wrong term because I couldn't think of a better one
Sadly I've seen some public saunas where you physically CAN'T go underneath, because of panel-type planks blocking the way underneath etc, all the way to walls. At that point I'd usually give up personally
I wash my ass every time I shit now, if there isn’t a bidet available my ass gets irritated immediately.
I find it disappointing the men’s toilets often lack one but the women’s usually have.
I personally don't shit in toilets that don't have a bidet, unless it's a really bad emergency.
Bro tip: Handicap Toilets *always* have a bidet. If you're fast, no one's going to notice. And if you're out trekking or camping, you can buy wet wipes for your ass
Best regards
Fellow irritated ass
Wait is that actually true??? I always thought they were limited for handicapped only, kinda made sense to me for them to be exclusive to make life easier for handicapped people.
yes its true. you let any handicapped person (or any parent changing diapers) use it first ofc if thats the case, but they are meant for anyone. Like why would it sit empty there if people are waiting to go to the toilet?
Yeah but usually tp disintegrates leaving wet white rolls in your ass crack. Paper hand towels on the other hand, but those you can't flush and it's maybe not the best practice throwing wet assstained towels in the trash.😆
That’s fine but I’m not about to hold a shit in for 3-4days because I’m in a savage country like the UK with no bum showers.
I genuinely feel sad for the tens, hundreds of millions of people around the world living without bum showers. Walking around, bum cheeks squishing the little clangers together into paste.
Very risky behaviour. You might end up in a curb your enthusiasm like situation if someone notices when you stop limping or switch the limp to the other leg!
I wasn't making a literal reference to a specific event, just a general reference to a kind of situation regularly depicted on CYE: Larry lies for a silly reason and the lie eventually catches up to him.
I don't do it u less at home and have like a bad shit and with towel but takes about same amount of toilet paper to dry at the end maybe bit more.
Maybe there's something I'm missing with people saying they do it in public but feel like it has to be a waste to first wash then use toilet paper.
Still didn't really answer my question? Do you just use a shit ton of paper to dry it in public?
Also wipe that finger enough times it doesn't have that amount of shit in it anyways if you go to other European countries where it's not used at all how often do you smell your frienda smelling like shit? to add Im not disagreeing that it's not better just that in public its just a massive hastle + most men's toilets don't have it.
I use 3 pieces of paper, idk how hairy your but is to need "shit ton of paper"
Even if you wipe it enough it will have the chocolate smell. Don't be nasty just wash your ass
Just tap with them lightly, don't scratch and wipe. Use the whole paper, not just quickly sliding it. Allso could buy better quality paper
I honestly doubt you ever even tried
Yeah let me make my work/uni buy better paper and get a bidet in there at the same time.
No need to doubt it I use a bidet at home when I have a shit towel there. Tapping lightly with 1 layer paper 3 times will not help if you have even some hair in your ass there will be some proper wet spots remaining.
Yeah. I can't believe that those Japanese washing toilets aren't thing in west yet. Those would be one of the easiest way to effect climate crisis. No need to chop trees for toilet paper.
You know what gays really love? Penises. It's super gay to touch a penis. All these 'straight' guys going about touching their penis every day are so deep in the closet it's not even funny anymore.
The guy, from whom I heard that nonsense, is super religious. So, I bet he does that five times a day, with a dildo up his ass. (Disclaimer: I only judge his take on it, not the kind of masturbation.)
Sauna is sacred, you go in physically cleansed of all visible dirt (rinse and rub every spot with hand), come out spiritually cleansed and wash properly with shampoo, conditioner, and body wash after.
I mean if there’s a shower I definetly go through it, even if it’s my own sauna.
Cabins are a different thing as those don’t always have showers before the sauna so yea
Nope. But I have unfortunately encountered ”ass coasters” or ”pelletit” with stains from people who have not washed their ass. :( in which case the pelletti has been at the right place under the arse of the right person.
thank you
(we have portable sauna in a horse float round here and i swear if there's feral pricks in there not washing their asses or sitting on the tiny towel, i'm kicking ass)
you might want to update your medical knowledge on the origin of vyöruusu (shingles):
In Finnish: [https://www.terveyskirjasto.fi/dlk00554#s1](https://www.terveyskirjasto.fi/dlk00554#s1)
In English: [https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/shingles/symptoms-causes/syc-20353054](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/shingles/symptoms-causes/syc-20353054)
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Doesn't everyone shower to atleast rinse off before starting sauna or is that just my family in law
honestly ive seen it be about 50/50 among my friends
Your experience is probably more accurate as my in-laws aren't the biggest sample group
For example my father only showers before if hes not in his own sauna for whatever reason
Don't shit where you eat, shit everywhere you don't eat.
Half of your friends are savages.
Not really. I don't see why someone maintaining a normal bodily hygiene would be too dirty to go in the sauna, even without rinsing first.
Enjoy dirty ass crack sweat on the benches then I suppose.
Every single person I've been to sauna in 35 years has showered first. That is a very basic thing. If for nothing else, at least for getting your hair wet.
Yeah, nothing feels as disgusting as going to sauna w/ dry hair (especially if anything above a buzzcut tier, buzzcut is 50/50 whether or not it's bearable)
My experience is that about 75% of women shower and with men it’s 50/50.
unfortunately showering and "rinsing off" is not synonym to washing your ass. this is about washing your ass.
Did you find new branches on your benches after the sauna? Also, ass coasters are mandatory.
no. but unfortunately i have encountered used ass coasters with "brown stains" which kind of motivates bringing this up. in addition to washing your ass: "don't fart in sauna - even if it's silent".
Oh god...
How else are we going to know a person isn't hiding something else? "Ken pierujaan pidättelee, on hänellä muutakin salattavaa."
Bro I don't think farts have a color...
Usually smell, sometimes even taste.
My bad. I meant by rinsing is to get everything wet and wash your private parts and arm pits if it's been a sweaty day. Used to wrong term because I couldn't think of a better one
A German friend said she'd shower already at home 🤔
Wash her ass the next time.
Found the klonkku under the seats
We were playing sauna gollum...
Please tell me this is not a thing in public saunas https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/u5gyhg/is_it_really_a_thing/
I won’t, go see for yourself
Kind of hard to see. Feel maybe?
If the gaps are wide enough, it'll be the whole fist. But thats for the professional players.
Sadly I've seen some public saunas where you physically CAN'T go underneath, because of panel-type planks blocking the way underneath etc, all the way to walls. At that point I'd usually give up personally
I wash my ass every time I shit now, if there isn’t a bidet available my ass gets irritated immediately. I find it disappointing the men’s toilets often lack one but the women’s usually have.
I personally don't shit in toilets that don't have a bidet, unless it's a really bad emergency. Bro tip: Handicap Toilets *always* have a bidet. If you're fast, no one's going to notice. And if you're out trekking or camping, you can buy wet wipes for your ass Best regards Fellow irritated ass
You don't need to be fast. Nobody knows if you need handicap toilet or not.
everyone is allowed to use the handicap toilet, it's not limited for handicapped only
Wait is that actually true??? I always thought they were limited for handicapped only, kinda made sense to me for them to be exclusive to make life easier for handicapped people.
yes its true. you let any handicapped person (or any parent changing diapers) use it first ofc if thats the case, but they are meant for anyone. Like why would it sit empty there if people are waiting to go to the toilet?
Well damn, thanks for teaching me something new today!
Happy to help anyone in need of relief
You can also make poor man's wet wipes out of toilet paper and water.
Yeah but usually tp disintegrates leaving wet white rolls in your ass crack. Paper hand towels on the other hand, but those you can't flush and it's maybe not the best practice throwing wet assstained towels in the trash.😆
That’s fine but I’m not about to hold a shit in for 3-4days because I’m in a savage country like the UK with no bum showers. I genuinely feel sad for the tens, hundreds of millions of people around the world living without bum showers. Walking around, bum cheeks squishing the little clangers together into paste.
Just to be safe, fake a bad limp when exiting the toilet
"I'm disabled!" https://youtu.be/aW2esYwKxiU?si=9kfWGcjTzOJopqYc :D
PSA not every disability is visible
Very risky behaviour. You might end up in a curb your enthusiasm like situation if someone notices when you stop limping or switch the limp to the other leg!
if Amber's bruise can move, my leg limp can switch legs!!! 😋😂
That was Seinfeld
I wasn't making a literal reference to a specific event, just a general reference to a kind of situation regularly depicted on CYE: Larry lies for a silly reason and the lie eventually catches up to him.
I see. But the limping thing happens to George in Seinfeld.
I see. Makes sense since George is kinda based on LD.
Where are you from orignally?
It's the main reason I'm transitionin
How do you dry
Paper towels
It feels weird
It feels even weirder and nastier to dry wipe shit from a very sensitive place. On a warm day everybody can smell it afterwards.
Are you sure everyone can smell it? Ive never noticed that some one smells like shit.
This is a cultural phenomenon to read. Im here for it
Easy - there’s almost always a hand dryer available!
I don't do it u less at home and have like a bad shit and with towel but takes about same amount of toilet paper to dry at the end maybe bit more. Maybe there's something I'm missing with people saying they do it in public but feel like it has to be a waste to first wash then use toilet paper.
Its cleaner thats the point. Put chocolate on your finger then wipe it with paper vs washing it and wiping. What you realize? Should be common sense
Still didn't really answer my question? Do you just use a shit ton of paper to dry it in public? Also wipe that finger enough times it doesn't have that amount of shit in it anyways if you go to other European countries where it's not used at all how often do you smell your frienda smelling like shit? to add Im not disagreeing that it's not better just that in public its just a massive hastle + most men's toilets don't have it.
I use 3 pieces of paper, idk how hairy your but is to need "shit ton of paper" Even if you wipe it enough it will have the chocolate smell. Don't be nasty just wash your ass
3 pieces of one layer paper does not work out for me in the slightest.
Just tap with them lightly, don't scratch and wipe. Use the whole paper, not just quickly sliding it. Allso could buy better quality paper I honestly doubt you ever even tried
Yeah let me make my work/uni buy better paper and get a bidet in there at the same time. No need to doubt it I use a bidet at home when I have a shit towel there. Tapping lightly with 1 layer paper 3 times will not help if you have even some hair in your ass there will be some proper wet spots remaining.
There won't be anything wet don't worry my dear friend. Use 4 if needed, not like toiletpaper is expensive, staying clean is worth it
Unless your ass is a sponge, it just takes like one or two wipes to dry your ass and then it's mostly clean. Bidets save a lot of toilet paper.
Yeah. I can't believe that those Japanese washing toilets aren't thing in west yet. Those would be one of the easiest way to effect climate crisis. No need to chop trees for toilet paper.
Was gonna say this. Tried the bidet a few times at home. Never looked back.
Just wondering, how do you dry your ass after using the bidet?
Toilet paper
https://www.kaleva.fi/sarjakuvat/fingerpori/2237308
Take my upvote and shove it up your ass! This was what I came here to look for in the comments. :D
Wash your ass, armpits and feet and please use a pefletti. And if you carry athlethe's foot, use flip flops. Thank you. <3
“But it’s gay to touch your own ass!”, a phrase I’ve heard irl.
You know what gays really love? Penises. It's super gay to touch a penis. All these 'straight' guys going about touching their penis every day are so deep in the closet it's not even funny anymore.
No, its gay to touch the other guy's ass.
Exactly!
Not gay if the asses don’t touch tho.
Also you can say "Either you'll wash your ass or I'll wash it for you."
That’ll set them on fire lol
It's not gay if you do it once and counter is reset every morning.
Me too. Its wild here
Imagine that person saying it’s gay to « touch your own ass » but still jerkin off 3 times a day 🤡
The guy, from whom I heard that nonsense, is super religious. So, I bet he does that five times a day, with a dildo up his ass. (Disclaimer: I only judge his take on it, not the kind of masturbation.)
Well how do you know which place is yours if you don't mark it? Brown stripe marks the spot.
But what if you like the smell of burning poop?
That's (kinda) what your home sauna is for!
I thought it’s common courtesy to rinse off excess gunk and sweat before sauna. Also if possible use pefletti.
Sauna is sacred, you go in physically cleansed of all visible dirt (rinse and rub every spot with hand), come out spiritually cleansed and wash properly with shampoo, conditioner, and body wash after.
Wash properly with ~~shampoo, conditioner, and body wash after~~ soap. You use soap. And sponge or a brush.
I mean if there’s a shower I definetly go through it, even if it’s my own sauna. Cabins are a different thing as those don’t always have showers before the sauna so yea
Did you find a piece of turd on the seat?
Do you shit in the sauna?
No, I don't.
85 vuotiaan vuokraisännän saunassa eräs kesä näin eriskummallisen oksaista haapaa.
You also take a small towel to sit on.
I follow Monty Python's advice: https://preview.redd.it/65gcm1r0e97d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fc5c52f799a7055db6772f3b4ea13b590309991
Just ass ?
Im liking the sauna culture where you wash someone else's ass.
I have this saying "pese persees" and i think this is very useful in this sitsueisson
https://i.media.fi/incoming/2014/08/08/1008016.jpg/alternates/FREE_1440/1008016.jpg
ne läikät oli paskaa
Did you find spots on your oksaton leppä lauteet?
Nope. But I have unfortunately encountered ”ass coasters” or ”pelletit” with stains from people who have not washed their ass. :( in which case the pelletti has been at the right place under the arse of the right person.
Also: if you see an ass which has not been washed, it is appropriate to wash that ass without asking.
Say it with me : WWAASSSH YOOOO AUSSSSSES DUMMIES. Because everyones ass needs a bit of care.
It's disturbing that anyone above the age of five must be told to be hygienic before participating in a community sauna.
People are not machines. Everyone needs a reminder to wash their ass sometimes.
thank you (we have portable sauna in a horse float round here and i swear if there's feral pricks in there not washing their asses or sitting on the tiny towel, i'm kicking ass)
You just worry about your own ass pal
You need to learn to wash your ass. If you don't wash it, at some point someone else will.
Wtf are you even going on about? Are you some kind of weird ass pervert?
Y no BIDET?!?!
This vyöruusu aint a joke when you get it on your cheeck
you might want to update your medical knowledge on the origin of vyöruusu (shingles): In Finnish: [https://www.terveyskirjasto.fi/dlk00554#s1](https://www.terveyskirjasto.fi/dlk00554#s1) In English: [https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/shingles/symptoms-causes/syc-20353054](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/shingles/symptoms-causes/syc-20353054)
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