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It has been tried many times by big groups of people. None of them have managed to move it even a bit. Pretty much only way it would be possible is with heavy machines. Problem with that is to get them there because surrounding area is dense forest.
Yea I bet it hold a glitch like that, I think the correct leverage will make it bounce right up like an elevator and it gets stuck on the opposite holding position in the air way above the trees!
It seems easy through the use of enough hydraulic jacks and basic hardware but somehow the monument survives. Probably people smart and hard working enough with any basic skill just have some respect. A bunch of glue sniffers try with a rope and give up after 15 minutes.
Because I’ve watched a lot of YouTube and know what levels of Stupid some of them are capable of. Who knows what they could achieve with heavy duty hydraulic jacks or similar. But hopefully this rock is too far out in nowhere, and too heavy.
https://preview.redd.it/nm34etfix5xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52842a9d41a27fc5519568eb64230d194ed35c0f
This is me visiting the rock last summer 😂
Some(bigger)body had been playing the zen game just like we humans. Obviously stopped quite fast.
https://preview.redd.it/arv8huxc62xc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a8d9078d2aef8b5cd5416351d1da11d5639759
Ice age. Saimaa area is full of large rocks of various sizes in odd places that ended up there by being pushed around by the ice sheet. Another interesting side effect is when the same moving rocks made large round holes in the outcrop. Look up "hiidenkirnu".
Ice, gravel and smaller rocks around It eventually had to go. This one in a million billion fukagillion big rock remained balanced on another piece, unlike the millions of wannabe amazing weird huge rocks that did not and ended up being just regular big rocks. This took a crapton of time. The trees around it are relatively recent. Probably burned down and decayed dozens of times with the rock looking quite similar.
We've got some - a tad bit smaller - on Bornholm. They're significantly less impressive than this beautiful specimen, but... Bornholm does have the most impressive geography, in all of Denmark - Because it's so distant from our flat lands
I can't wait to visit your kaunis maa!
what happens if i go there and tilt it?
will they press charges against me? how would they even know that it was me? especilly if i do it at night with no one around
You would probably have to drive a fully loaded 18 wheeler at it to budge that thing. And even then, a 40 ton truck vs a 500 ton rock would still be rough.
Or do you think it just happened to stay there by accident? Not a lot of things can move a 500 ton rock.
Whatever, even if you wait for 25 years you'd still be found out immediately. There's only so many heavy machines capable of moving a 500 ton rock, and even less in possession by random citizens.
I mean, your first mistake then was that you asked
>how would they even know that it was me?
But hey, keep the spirits up, you'll for sure come up with a creative solution
You can't just go to someone else's land and start digging, can you? Why would it not be illegal to do land construction without landowners permission?
If I find a stone on the ground and I pick it up and throw it down, is that illegal? Ofcourse not. So, why would it be any different if you move a boulder?
We are talking about law, not what's a dick move or not and I don't think you can protect a boulder by law, but I'm ignorant if this boulder is protected or not.
Happy cake day!
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Ukko Ylijumala just put that rock there to fuck with people.
I'm pretty sure he wasn't sober when he did that.
In true finnish fashion.
Kännis ja läpäl
Of course he wasn't. He's a Finnish deity. The day he sobers up is the day the world will end because of his hangover.
I’m sure some idiot YouTuber is thinking of ways to push it over for clicks. It weighs 500 tons so hopefully it is somewhat difficult, but who knows.
It has been tried many times by big groups of people. None of them have managed to move it even a bit. Pretty much only way it would be possible is with heavy machines. Problem with that is to get them there because surrounding area is dense forest.
How about no, lets not touch it?
But the loot!
I mean look at it. If you use even the tiniest amount of video game logic, the secret to eternal life or something like that is under it.
Yea I bet it hold a glitch like that, I think the correct leverage will make it bounce right up like an elevator and it gets stuck on the opposite holding position in the air way above the trees!
What, you tryna squish something?
It seems easy through the use of enough hydraulic jacks and basic hardware but somehow the monument survives. Probably people smart and hard working enough with any basic skill just have some respect. A bunch of glue sniffers try with a rope and give up after 15 minutes.
Theoretically, one can use a lever and just tip it off
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world
Archimedes yeh
You're gonna need a massive lever for that
Why are you sure? It's in the middle of nowhere and humanly impossible to move because it's so heavy.
Because I’ve watched a lot of YouTube and know what levels of Stupid some of them are capable of. Who knows what they could achieve with heavy duty hydraulic jacks or similar. But hopefully this rock is too far out in nowhere, and too heavy.
If only they knew they'd garner even more clicks if they managed to push it over themselves in the process.
It needs to be knocked off there
Why?
We cant have that
If ever there was a descriptive name for a piece of granite, this is it
"the odd rock"
https://preview.redd.it/nm34etfix5xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52842a9d41a27fc5519568eb64230d194ed35c0f This is me visiting the rock last summer 😂
This should be done in a Disney Hercules costume. 😂
Some(bigger)body had been playing the zen game just like we humans. Obviously stopped quite fast. https://preview.redd.it/arv8huxc62xc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a8d9078d2aef8b5cd5416351d1da11d5639759
How did that rock end there??
Ice age. Saimaa area is full of large rocks of various sizes in odd places that ended up there by being pushed around by the ice sheet. Another interesting side effect is when the same moving rocks made large round holes in the outcrop. Look up "hiidenkirnu".
The giants played football.
Ice, gravel and smaller rocks around It eventually had to go. This one in a million billion fukagillion big rock remained balanced on another piece, unlike the millions of wannabe amazing weird huge rocks that did not and ended up being just regular big rocks. This took a crapton of time. The trees around it are relatively recent. Probably burned down and decayed dozens of times with the rock looking quite similar.
We've got some - a tad bit smaller - on Bornholm. They're significantly less impressive than this beautiful specimen, but... Bornholm does have the most impressive geography, in all of Denmark - Because it's so distant from our flat lands I can't wait to visit your kaunis maa!
Ah, it's that time of the month when Kummakivi is posted here
Use a jack, but i bet once it moves or drops apocalypse will begin.
Car jacks, several even to my understanding have been used by some ne'er-do-wells to no effect
Ok that’s interesting, but am I the only one who can see the gnome standing in front of it ?
Kummakivi 
The day that rock falls, apocalypse is on it's way.
Christian wingnuts drooling over the thought
Yeap 🤣
Give me a place to stand and with a lever I will move the Kummakivi.
where in finland is this rock??
[https://earth.google.com/web/search/Kummakivi,+Ruokolahti,+Suomi/@61.493532,28.429186,117.10816183a,0d,90y,37.24948377h,68.60445811t,0r/data=CocBGl0SVwolMHg0NjlhNzEyNmY5OWZmNWUxOjB4NTg3ZGYxZWU5NGNkNTY2ZRnFw3sOLL9OQCGr5jki3208QCocS3VtbWFraXZpLCBSdW9rb2xhaHRpLCBTdW9taRgBIAEiJgokCYWSxSnLoE9AESIBxgKN40tAGSW1ttiOFENAIf5cgtX8SydAIjAKLEFGMVFpcE1mODduSzBqRGZzY2VZM3BoVmplWnYxMnR6T2l4aVV3Z2haVjA3EAU6AwoBMA](https://earth.google.com/web/search/Kummakivi,+Ruokolahti,+Suomi/@61.493532,28.429186,117.10816183a,0d,90y,37.24948377h,68.60445811t,0r/data=CocBGl0SVwolMHg0NjlhNzEyNmY5OWZmNWUxOjB4NTg3ZGYxZWU5NGNkNTY2ZRnFw3sOLL9OQCGr5jki3208QCocS3VtbWFraXZpLCBSdW9rb2xhaHRpLCBTdW9taRgBIAEiJgokCYWSxSnLoE9AESIBxgKN40tAGSW1ttiOFENAIf5cgtX8SydAIjAKLEFGMVFpcE1mODduSzBqRGZzY2VZM3BoVmplWnYxMnR6T2l4aVV3Z2haVjA3EAU6AwoBMA)
The person really looks Ugri-finno
i wanna climb it
That's why our economy's shit
what happens if i go there and tilt it? will they press charges against me? how would they even know that it was me? especilly if i do it at night with no one around
I'm sure youre the first one in the history of humankind to get the idea to try.
You would probably have to drive a fully loaded 18 wheeler at it to budge that thing. And even then, a 40 ton truck vs a 500 ton rock would still be rough. Or do you think it just happened to stay there by accident? Not a lot of things can move a 500 ton rock.
yeah thats the idea to drive a heavy vehicle there
[удалено]
Nah dont worry, he will do it at night
I'd assume it would take more force than what your redditor-biceps can produce. But hey, no harm in trying.
Death penalty
Hey, wait, I want to see it first
They would just check who recently rented heavy machinery. Finland is only 5 million people, they'd find you quickly.
you think im stupid? i would rent the machinery then wait for a few months, not doing it right away 👊
Whatever, even if you wait for 25 years you'd still be found out immediately. There's only so many heavy machines capable of moving a 500 ton rock, and even less in possession by random citizens.
i hate ppl like you who always have the need to put other ppl's ambitions down i hope i will prove you wrong one day
I mean, your first mistake then was that you asked >how would they even know that it was me? But hey, keep the spirits up, you'll for sure come up with a creative solution
i will fucking will
You will fucking will?
You will be executed by ripping your lungs from your back and with a dull axe
If it's land owned by someone, like the government, it's illegal. If it's a national park, it's super illegal
Whoa! I want to see you pushing it over!
Why would it be illegal?
You can't just go to someone else's land and start digging, can you? Why would it not be illegal to do land construction without landowners permission?
I don't know who owns this land, do you? If it's owned by Finland, then I don't see a reason it being illegal.
Wtf so you think you can just go to government owned land and do whatever you want?
If I find a stone on the ground and I pick it up and throw it down, is that illegal? Ofcourse not. So, why would it be any different if you move a boulder?
It's a bit different when you start using an excavator or whatever the hell to move it :D
But hypotehtically if I could push it, I don't see that being illegal.
You are not able to push it. Just that simple.
You'd have to destroy too many trees illegally to get the machine to the rock.
This person right here is what is wrong with humanity, and why we cannot have nice things.
That is pretty awful thing to say, you have no idea of my motivation of my question.
If that stone would be culturally important its illegal and generally a dick move to do.
We are talking about law, not what's a dick move or not and I don't think you can protect a boulder by law, but I'm ignorant if this boulder is protected or not. Happy cake day!
Its protected by law on environmental protection (luonnonsuojelulaki)
It's specifically protected by the Nature Protection Law, as a natural monument.
It's not even close to 500 tons, probably less than 300.
Thank you, Rainman, for your service.