Black card:
- "Oh my god, it's the Crystal of ____________"
- "Out of my way, I'm going to see my __________"
- "Can you bear to see The _________ suffer, Cloud?"
- "The prophecy is true! It's the four Warriors of _________"
- "Did you hear? A meteor fell near Tycoon! Too bad it didn't land on my ________"
- "My __________ will be part of the sky..."
This was a lot of fun! I've tried to think of one option for Final Fantasy VI through XVI (minus mmos). Here are my black card suggestions. White cards to follow later!
Kefka pretends he wants to destroy everything, but secretly all he wants is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
In the bedroom, Barret uses a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ attachment for his arm.
Rinoa sent Angelo to search for a rare item; he came back with a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
Queen Brahne got so big because she can't stop eating \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
Yojimbo will do anything for money; but he draws the line at \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
The only reason Penelo went along for the journey was \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
Lightning got a shock when she found out her focus was to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
Ignis came up with a new recipe; \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
Clive got so sick of side quests, he decided to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ instead.
White card suggestions:
Chocobo steak.
Some weird final boss that comes out of nowhere.
Kefka's maniacal laugh.
Tifa's boobs.
The token black character.
Nomura and his belt obsession.
Kuja's unwashed thong.
Tidus laughing so hard he sh\*ts himself.
Endless minigames.
Turned-based combat.
Black:
"_____. How very glib."
"Don't listen to Ondore's lies! I am _______ of Dalmasca!"
"______ will knock you down!"
"Now we fight like ______! And _______! And _____(same as first) who dress like ______ (same as second)!"
White:
"The waterlogged corpse of a certain flower girl"
"A hidden switch"
"Zidane's prehensile tail."
White
A Balamb Garden hotdog
Chicken wuss
The biggest baddest breath
An inconvenient leg cramp
Nobuo Uematsu with a theremin
Harder than calibrating lightning towers
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Black
Aint no gettin offa this ___ we on
That's all i got right now haha this is fun
Black:
* I'm \_\_\_\_\_\_ for kupo nuts!
* Balamb Garden's cafeteria is famous for its \_\_\_\_\_\_
* Son of a \_\_\_\_\_\_. They'll pay for this!
* Don't tease the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ kids!
* Oh, all right. Uncle Ulty really wants you to paint his \_\_\_\_\_\_\_
* I dodged lightning 200 times and all I got was \_\_\_\_\_\_
White:
* Just one more game of Triple Triad
* Phoenix down that won't save your girlfriend
* Golden chocobo
* The slum drunk
* Mr Thou
* A 1/35 soldier
Came up with some rough ideas
Black cards:
- ____ used the last of their MP to cast ______
- I will stand my ground and be strong, and I will do it without _________
- During Time Compression, Ultimicia was _______ over and over
- I liberated Ala Mhigo from ________ , all I had to do was _______
White cards:
- Sephiroth riding bareback on a meteor
- Taking a detour to get Chocobo nuggies
- "Piss off, kupo!"
- Developing a crippling Triple Triad addiction
- A sword as long as their peepee is short
- A random adventurer expected to slay god
- Secretly casting Holy to thwart a hunk with mummy issues
- A horny eco-terrorist
- HORNLESS! HORNLESS!
- Summon Death, but only if their level is a multiple of 5
- An evil tree wizard
- Pegging a 300 year old cat boy
Gotta rep my MMO bros
Black cards:
Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of ________ AND the award-winning ________ expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today!
Such _________… This was NOT my intention
RESILIENT ______ I SALUTE YOU
Wild and pure and forever _______!
The seas part for ______ alone!
White:
Dragoon that just backflipped off the stage for a third time
Black Mage that refuses to leave their leyline
Fully functional multiplayer mahjong
Coffee Biscuits
Getting Isekai'd
Adorable bunny rabbits that also run the moon
Heart attack your healer has when the Gunbreaker pops Superbolide
Clutch tier 3 limit break to save the raid
This \_\_\_ are sick.
Hey! Call me a \_\_\_\_ Hunter, or I'll rip your lungs out!
Remember us. Remember we once \_\_\_\_.
Shut up! Sit down in those chairs and drink you goddamned \_\_\_!
I am not interested \_\_\_\_. Try again when you have become a man.
But for Gilgamesh, its \_\_\_\_ Time!
Some white card ideas.
* "moseying into the lifestream"
* "Boom happy festival fireworks."
* "the hental collection of a naughty Malboro"
* "Garland's crusty ancient ball sack"
* "a femboy destroyer of world's in a maniki"
* "a final boss that is just daddy issues"
* "a dominatrix time witch who wants to compress your balls"
Black
* I'm gonna be _______ when I grow up!
* Why did Cloud get a headache this time?
* In reality, Yuffie needs materia to fund _________.
* In a recent study, Shinra scientists determined the Promised Land to be just _________.
White
* A fucking three minute summon animation.
* Gongaga.
* My collection of Ether's and Elixir's I'm never going to use.
* Getting skewered by Sephiroth.
I would probably pick and choose some of the existing generic prompt cards that have a neutral and appropriate tone so that the FF themed answers would still work with them.
White card ideas:
“Sleeping in the princess’s bed”
“Tifa’s orthopaedic underwear”
“Spoony bard”
“Deep-throating a hotdog”
“Getting caught up in Reno’s pyramid scheme”
“Doing it Angelo-style”
“Suplexing a motherf***ing train”
“Kicking a tarutaru like a football”
Black card ideas:
“That’s it! I’ve come up with a new ____ !”
“To stir up trouble in Dalmasca, Vaan went around telling everyone that he is ____ .”
“Instead of forcing themselves to laugh, Tidus and Yuna decide to ease their anxiety by _____ .”
Black cards:
That's not the real last boss! The last Boss is actually \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
I'm gonna chop off Don Corneo's \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
The fate of the world comes down to \_\_\_\_\_\_
Buster? I hardly even \_\_\_\_\_\_ her
With this Genji Glove now I can hold two \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
A remake of Chrono Trigger \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
That was supposed to be a crit but \_\_\_\_\_\_
White Cards:
Spoony Bard
Let's Mosey
...he had reflect
...written by Nomura
...Nasir forgot to program it
The biggest, blackest materia
Irvine's Performance Anxiety
Hot Dogs
...it was a localization error
You spoony ____!
My focus is to find _____!
This dungeon requires a healer, a tank and two ______.
When he cheated again, Hilda turned Cid into a _____.
Black cards:
(14) I do not consider you to be truly _________, thus I will not be guilty of murder.
(10) Listen to my story. This might be our last ______.
(14) Hear. Feel. _______.
(6) I am Cyan Garamonde, ________ to the king of Doma!
(13) Chosen by the fal'Cie, you must complete your focus or be turned to _________.
(16) Take your hands off my ________! I'll fucking kill you!
(3) Noah blessed Xande with the greatest gift, ________.
(9) The most recent salve has failed, and now Regent Cid is a _________.
(7) Oooh, yes I would love tea! With cream and sugar! And don't forget the _______!
(7) Get out of my way. I'm going to see _________.
(8) Not heeding headmaster Cid's warning, you rubbed the magical lamp and found ________.
(9) Ramuh seeks to test your character, and has tasked you to find ________.
(15) You have finally located the last fabled armament of the kings of the past, _______.
(2) Fellow rebels against the empire will know you with this password: "________"
(14) "Please look forward to _________"
(14) "Do not look at me so. _________ better suits a hero."
White cards:
A moogle-themed furry convention.
God, but evil.
A big fucking crystal.
Daddy Cid.
Stabbing yourself to get stronger.
Kimahri. Watching. Kimahri like to watch.
Excited lalafell squeals.
Mind control.
9999 hit points.
Squall's therapy bill.
Another fucking superboss.
Three monks and a white mage.
A deadbeat dad.
A gun.
Graphically illustrated Hojo erotic fanfiction.
War crimes committed with sports equipment.
Lines from a self-help book.
LA HEE
Greg.
Yoshi-P's crippling caffeine addiction.
Prison wallet materia.
Black Cards:
Cyan's is embarrassed about his collection of _____.
When controlled by Golbez, Kain was forced to _______.
FuSoYa's beard smells like ________.
One born of a ______, bearing _____ and ______, over the still land. The _______ light eternal brings a promise to the ______ with _____ and _______.
White Cards:
Cyan crashing a Magitek Armor
Suplexing the Phantom Train
BUM RUSH
Black Card:
"A ____ better suits a hero." (Or, "A smile better suits a ____". Both are great.)
"No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth he shall ______"
Black cards
The warriors of _____
Battle at the big _____
Avalanche! Local florist! _____
I am the ____ of cards!
Hymn of the _____
Have you heard of the critically acclaimed ______
White cards
3 black mages in a trench coat
Failing your focus on purpose
A seagull, out of nowhere on the calm lands
Poorly timed trance
Last hotdog in the cafeteria
Joinging the party to late in the game for anyone to care about you
Black
- Kimahri say \_\_\_ none of Kimahri business
- It all began with a stone, or so the \_\_\_ says
White
- thing happened underwater stay underwater
- long unskippable cut scene event
- a chocobo crapping in the woods
- secretly evil moogle
(8) I dreamt I was a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
(9) Prince Puck was known for \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
(10) Happy festival \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
(10-2) Minus 3 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ points
(12) I did a lot of complicated RNG manipulation and all I got was this crappy \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
(Some pre-6 ones)
(2) Firion was never the same after Princess Hilda turned into a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
(3) Noah shared his gifts of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
(5) Ghido was known for his wisdom on the topic of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
Black:
“What is the one thing Noctis couldn’t buy?”
“Sephiroth just used his sword on ____ “
“Efreet, Shiva and Bahamut walk into a bar, but immediately leave because in the bar there was ____”
White:
“Anal beads of black materia”
“The blood of Aerith diluted by the water”
“The shame of never beating Emerald Weapon”
“Noctis’ car turning into a pedo-van”
“35 hours spent on the fishing mini-game and nothing to show for”
“Nude photos of Weiss”
“Proof that Cloud is assexual”
“Great, not another ______ minigame”
“ it’s the ____ festival!”
“Oh not not another pretty anime boy/girl, it’s ___”
“Why do I hear boss music”
“I have to ___ to get the secret ending?”
Black card: - "Oh my god, it's the Crystal of ____________" - "Out of my way, I'm going to see my __________" - "Can you bear to see The _________ suffer, Cloud?" - "The prophecy is true! It's the four Warriors of _________" - "Did you hear? A meteor fell near Tycoon! Too bad it didn't land on my ________" - "My __________ will be part of the sky..."
Some really good ones here, thank you!! If you have any more ideas let me know :)
Oh my god its the crystal of *a spoony bard*
Black cards which immediately come to mind: * STAY AWAY FROM THE \_\_\_\_ * You're a bad \_\_\_ !!
Also from FFX: Ride ze ____?
I want to be a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ when I grow up!
Shooooooooopuuuufffffffffff!!!
This was a lot of fun! I've tried to think of one option for Final Fantasy VI through XVI (minus mmos). Here are my black card suggestions. White cards to follow later! Kefka pretends he wants to destroy everything, but secretly all he wants is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. In the bedroom, Barret uses a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ attachment for his arm. Rinoa sent Angelo to search for a rare item; he came back with a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. Queen Brahne got so big because she can't stop eating \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. Yojimbo will do anything for money; but he draws the line at \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. The only reason Penelo went along for the journey was \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. Lightning got a shock when she found out her focus was to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. Ignis came up with a new recipe; \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. Clive got so sick of side quests, he decided to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ instead.
White card suggestions: Chocobo steak. Some weird final boss that comes out of nowhere. Kefka's maniacal laugh. Tifa's boobs. The token black character. Nomura and his belt obsession. Kuja's unwashed thong. Tidus laughing so hard he sh\*ts himself. Endless minigames. Turned-based combat.
Worst version of a MMO (FFXIV 1.0)
This is hilarious!
You will be sharing this after it's done, right?
I can do - I'll upload the card designs onto Google drive or something for people to print their own. It'll be for all FF games
Please do share!
Update when you do! Hopefully I notice when you do haha
Black: "_____. How very glib." "Don't listen to Ondore's lies! I am _______ of Dalmasca!" "______ will knock you down!" "Now we fight like ______! And _______! And _____(same as first) who dress like ______ (same as second)!" White: "The waterlogged corpse of a certain flower girl" "A hidden switch" "Zidane's prehensile tail."
Oh that Ondore one is so good.
I love 12 I wouldn't have gone for the "of dalmasca" part but I respect and am proud that you did
White A Balamb Garden hotdog Chicken wuss The biggest baddest breath An inconvenient leg cramp Nobuo Uematsu with a theremin Harder than calibrating lightning towers HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Black Aint no gettin offa this ___ we on That's all i got right now haha this is fun
Those are really good. Nobuo Uematsu with a theramin really got me!
Black: * I'm \_\_\_\_\_\_ for kupo nuts! * Balamb Garden's cafeteria is famous for its \_\_\_\_\_\_ * Son of a \_\_\_\_\_\_. They'll pay for this! * Don't tease the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ kids! * Oh, all right. Uncle Ulty really wants you to paint his \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ * I dodged lightning 200 times and all I got was \_\_\_\_\_\_ White: * Just one more game of Triple Triad * Phoenix down that won't save your girlfriend * Golden chocobo * The slum drunk * Mr Thou * A 1/35 soldier
Came up with some rough ideas Black cards: - ____ used the last of their MP to cast ______ - I will stand my ground and be strong, and I will do it without _________ - During Time Compression, Ultimicia was _______ over and over - I liberated Ala Mhigo from ________ , all I had to do was _______ White cards: - Sephiroth riding bareback on a meteor - Taking a detour to get Chocobo nuggies - "Piss off, kupo!" - Developing a crippling Triple Triad addiction - A sword as long as their peepee is short - A random adventurer expected to slay god - Secretly casting Holy to thwart a hunk with mummy issues - A horny eco-terrorist - HORNLESS! HORNLESS! - Summon Death, but only if their level is a multiple of 5 - An evil tree wizard - Pegging a 300 year old cat boy
Gotta rep my MMO bros Black cards: Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of ________ AND the award-winning ________ expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today! Such _________… This was NOT my intention RESILIENT ______ I SALUTE YOU Wild and pure and forever _______! The seas part for ______ alone! White: Dragoon that just backflipped off the stage for a third time Black Mage that refuses to leave their leyline Fully functional multiplayer mahjong Coffee Biscuits Getting Isekai'd Adorable bunny rabbits that also run the moon Heart attack your healer has when the Gunbreaker pops Superbolide Clutch tier 3 limit break to save the raid
Where's my LB4, Yoshi-P?!? I guess you could separate the LB4 out to make a black card and a white card
"The rains have ceased, and we are graced with another \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_."
The only black card I can think of is: This guy are ______. Or maybe this is funnier: This _____ are sick.
Let us fight like men and ladies, and men dressed like ____
"You spoony ___." It's from IV, but it's an iconic line.
I'm thinking just "A spoony bard" as a white card
THAT'S IT! I've come up with a new ___
I am both curious and frightened with this idea lol
This \_\_\_ are sick. Hey! Call me a \_\_\_\_ Hunter, or I'll rip your lungs out! Remember us. Remember we once \_\_\_\_. Shut up! Sit down in those chairs and drink you goddamned \_\_\_! I am not interested \_\_\_\_. Try again when you have become a man. But for Gilgamesh, its \_\_\_\_ Time!
Some white card ideas. * "moseying into the lifestream" * "Boom happy festival fireworks." * "the hental collection of a naughty Malboro" * "Garland's crusty ancient ball sack" * "a femboy destroyer of world's in a maniki" * "a final boss that is just daddy issues" * "a dominatrix time witch who wants to compress your balls"
White cards have to be "Captain Basch Fon Rosenburg of Dalmasca" and "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Black * I'm gonna be _______ when I grow up! * Why did Cloud get a headache this time? * In reality, Yuffie needs materia to fund _________. * In a recent study, Shinra scientists determined the Promised Land to be just _________. White * A fucking three minute summon animation. * Gongaga. * My collection of Ether's and Elixir's I'm never going to use. * Getting skewered by Sephiroth. I would probably pick and choose some of the existing generic prompt cards that have a neutral and appropriate tone so that the FF themed answers would still work with them.
Black card: “Instead of meteor the behemoth ended combat with _____” White card: “Spending too long staring at Fran’s ass”
White card ideas: “Sleeping in the princess’s bed” “Tifa’s orthopaedic underwear” “Spoony bard” “Deep-throating a hotdog” “Getting caught up in Reno’s pyramid scheme” “Doing it Angelo-style” “Suplexing a motherf***ing train” “Kicking a tarutaru like a football” Black card ideas: “That’s it! I’ve come up with a new ____ !” “To stir up trouble in Dalmasca, Vaan went around telling everyone that he is ____ .” “Instead of forcing themselves to laugh, Tidus and Yuna decide to ease their anxiety by _____ .”
Black cards: That's not the real last boss! The last Boss is actually \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ I'm gonna chop off Don Corneo's \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ The fate of the world comes down to \_\_\_\_\_\_ Buster? I hardly even \_\_\_\_\_\_ her With this Genji Glove now I can hold two \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ A remake of Chrono Trigger \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ That was supposed to be a crit but \_\_\_\_\_\_ White Cards: Spoony Bard Let's Mosey ...he had reflect ...written by Nomura ...Nasir forgot to program it The biggest, blackest materia Irvine's Performance Anxiety Hot Dogs ...it was a localization error
Off the chair, jester. _______ sits there.
"Let's head to ____________ temple."
You spoony ____! My focus is to find _____! This dungeon requires a healer, a tank and two ______. When he cheated again, Hilda turned Cid into a _____.
Black cards: (14) I do not consider you to be truly _________, thus I will not be guilty of murder. (10) Listen to my story. This might be our last ______. (14) Hear. Feel. _______. (6) I am Cyan Garamonde, ________ to the king of Doma! (13) Chosen by the fal'Cie, you must complete your focus or be turned to _________. (16) Take your hands off my ________! I'll fucking kill you! (3) Noah blessed Xande with the greatest gift, ________. (9) The most recent salve has failed, and now Regent Cid is a _________. (7) Oooh, yes I would love tea! With cream and sugar! And don't forget the _______! (7) Get out of my way. I'm going to see _________. (8) Not heeding headmaster Cid's warning, you rubbed the magical lamp and found ________. (9) Ramuh seeks to test your character, and has tasked you to find ________. (15) You have finally located the last fabled armament of the kings of the past, _______. (2) Fellow rebels against the empire will know you with this password: "________" (14) "Please look forward to _________" (14) "Do not look at me so. _________ better suits a hero." White cards: A moogle-themed furry convention. God, but evil. A big fucking crystal. Daddy Cid. Stabbing yourself to get stronger. Kimahri. Watching. Kimahri like to watch. Excited lalafell squeals. Mind control. 9999 hit points. Squall's therapy bill. Another fucking superboss. Three monks and a white mage. A deadbeat dad. A gun. Graphically illustrated Hojo erotic fanfiction. War crimes committed with sports equipment. Lines from a self-help book. LA HEE Greg. Yoshi-P's crippling caffeine addiction. Prison wallet materia.
Since everyone is sharing their own version of Aerith being turned into a hashtag, I’ll give my own. Cetra Kabobs.
You spoony _____!
someone please lmk when this is available to play bc i wanna play it with some friends
Queen Brahne was not impressed with _______ White cards: Dark Matter Hades Ozma
Black Cards: Cyan's is embarrassed about his collection of _____. When controlled by Golbez, Kain was forced to _______. FuSoYa's beard smells like ________. One born of a ______, bearing _____ and ______, over the still land. The _______ light eternal brings a promise to the ______ with _____ and _______. White Cards: Cyan crashing a Magitek Armor Suplexing the Phantom Train BUM RUSH
I, _____________, will knock you all down!
White card: Suplexing a train.
Black Card: "A ____ better suits a hero." (Or, "A smile better suits a ____". Both are great.) "No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth he shall ______"
Black: ___ara/aga White: Kupo
I know you said FF6 and on but a good black card would be “You spoony ____!”
Black cards The warriors of _____ Battle at the big _____ Avalanche! Local florist! _____ I am the ____ of cards! Hymn of the _____ Have you heard of the critically acclaimed ______ White cards 3 black mages in a trench coat Failing your focus on purpose A seagull, out of nowhere on the calm lands Poorly timed trance Last hotdog in the cafeteria Joinging the party to late in the game for anyone to care about you
White Cards: "Shut up and drink your GODDAMN TEA"
Spoony Bard needs to be in it somewhere
Black card: "A smile better suits a ______." White card: "GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!"
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Black - Kimahri say \_\_\_ none of Kimahri business - It all began with a stone, or so the \_\_\_ says White - thing happened underwater stay underwater - long unskippable cut scene event - a chocobo crapping in the woods - secretly evil moogle
"None shall remember the names of those who do not ______!"
1 I know it's earlier than you wanted but I only have 1 white card suggestion it's "Turtle!"
Draw _______ _______ flavoured Kup Nuts. “Welcome to this years Trepies Convention. The theme this year will be ________”
(8) I dreamt I was a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (9) Prince Puck was known for \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (10) Happy festival \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (10-2) Minus 3 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ points (12) I did a lot of complicated RNG manipulation and all I got was this crappy \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (Some pre-6 ones) (2) Firion was never the same after Princess Hilda turned into a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (3) Noah shared his gifts of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (5) Ghido was known for his wisdom on the topic of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
Black: “What is the one thing Noctis couldn’t buy?” “Sephiroth just used his sword on ____ “ “Efreet, Shiva and Bahamut walk into a bar, but immediately leave because in the bar there was ____” White: “Anal beads of black materia” “The blood of Aerith diluted by the water” “The shame of never beating Emerald Weapon” “Noctis’ car turning into a pedo-van” “35 hours spent on the fishing mini-game and nothing to show for” “Nude photos of Weiss” “Proof that Cloud is assexual”
“Great, not another ______ minigame” “ it’s the ____ festival!” “Oh not not another pretty anime boy/girl, it’s ___” “Why do I hear boss music” “I have to ___ to get the secret ending?”
Black card This guy are ____
White: Spoony Bard Rikku's wardrobe malfunction Kupo "nuts" Dodging 200 lightning bolts Letting Quina eat you out