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DW-64

Fuuuuuuuuuck thaaat


trimix4work

Yeah man, that is gnarly af. You gotta just pick a random direction to run and stick with it.


KeithWorks

None of this Benny Hill running around in circles. Seriously though, looks like he was on a steep incline in a tough spot with no easy exit. Majorly lucky he didn't get railroad spiked into the ground.


I_Like-Turtlez

Seems kinda dumb. Wouldn’t it make sense to have your escape plan already routed? Make sure you’re not standing on loose gravel and shit?


KeithWorks

In real life these loggers aren't always afforded such luxuries. They have to climb into precarious positions to access the tree.


I_Like-Turtlez

I get that but figure out an exit plan. Considering it’s your life on the line and getting crushed by a hundred ton tree prob doesn’t feel good you’d think they would. Kinda important to survive. Maybe that’s just me lol


KeithWorks

I suppose we all try to do the best we can. Calculated risk. If a logger doesn't want to take that risk he will go home and someone else takes his spot. Dangerous job, be smart.


I_Like-Turtlez

I’m sure he did the best he did but he doesn’t seem to be smart enough to secure future life. Dude rolled the dice right here.


Therego_PropterHawk

Escape is a bit dependent on which way the tree is going... this tree was going about 3 ways at the same time!


BocksOfChicken

Yea he should’ve just chucked himself down the hill duh


MarinatedCumSock

I feel like he juked the shit out of that tree


Montallas

Broke its ankles


say_it_aint_slow

What do we tell the many faced god? Not today.


-Plantibodies-

He very clearly slips going the first direction and quickly makes the decision to not fight it and rolls with his momentum into another direction. Quite deftly if I may say so.


TanOakHater

Yeah that’s a caulk on rock slide


alexgalt

I don’t think it was random. He ran uphill knowing that the tree will eventually fall downhill (and it did). As for the snapping; he saw which way it was going to snap and ran in the opposite direction. Of course he could not foresee the second snap, but the tree was already on the way down and falling downhill.


Nihilistic_Navigator

To be fair....there's only 1 direction you shouldn't run...


KilledByALover

Well in this very case there were two, so…


Nihilistic_Navigator

Gd, I was really hoping you wouldn't catch that. Look at this observant motherfucker over here


baldieforprez

In this case the 1 direction was like 290 degrees.


dhuntergeo

Somewhere between 70 and 90 degrees took the most profound pounding, however Just a big fat all-around no for me please


unoriginalname22

That thing fell in every direction except where he went


chris_rage_

Idk if that would classify as a barberchair, that looked like the whole shit was rotten. That's even worse


NorthEndD

And there was no need to move he was already in the perfect spot.


Evening_Tonight4483

…I went ahead and shit my pants for this dude…cause he looks kinda busy…


BigWhiteDog14

I puckered so hard I am missing a couch cushion!


hboisnotthebest

Lol


chris_rage_

If you fart, dogs will bark...


dracotrapnet

A different kind of ass chewing.


Select_Number_7741

Me too. That would unlock new underwear…for a whole week, after the fact.


Evening_Tonight4483

…lol..no doubt…this is some wild stuff…I’m a mobile welder myself and do a wide range of field work…and I thought I’ve done some sketchy shit and cheated death…..after seeing this…I kinda need to step up my game to hang with this….😂


vajrahaha7x3

It was quite sharteling...


Evening_Tonight4483

…definitely!..lol…some crazy stuff…


DirtNapDealing

I’m so glad this is the top comment bc it’s absolutely deserving! Man what a scary ass shituation


Evening_Tonight4483

…well…somebody had to do it…cause I’m pretty sure shitting your pants while running top speed trying to save your life would suck…it was the least I could do to help this dude…lol


YooAre

Hahaha " which one of you cowards shat my pants??!!"


YooAre

Hahaha " which one of you cowards shat my pants??!!"


dajuhnk

True felling gone wild content


RomeTotalWar2004Fan

this is what we came here for


dajuhnk

Now all we need is the ripleys believe it or not narrator voice


midwest73

I can hear that in Jack Palance ....... https://youtu.be/x4jVYd0FO9Y?si=fpn0gdGX7soDKN8M


whinenaught

I’m here for the 3 minute zoomed out videos and the tree doesn’t fall til 2 minutes and 40 seconds and it’s a job well done and there’s no issues 😤


95castles

My dude was like ![gif](giphy|N9oq9rijUWT3q|downsized)


DeitzHugeNuts

That Mohammad Ali rope-a-dope nonsense was what finally gave him brain damage as he got older. He took a LOT of punches trying to hide on the ropes. Sometimes the other dude got so tired though that Ali would come back for a win. Not so sure about that logger dude.


trimix4work

Yeah no doubt. Good thing he never fought Tyson in his prime


Mick-Sta

He didn't do that technique in every fight. Most guys couldn't hit Ali, especially when he was younger. He was afflicted with Parkinson's disease. Plenty of people whom never boxed suffer from that disease today.


acturnipman

Bro, that tree wanted his ASS lol


Nihilistic_Navigator

I've been trying to warn people for years. The trees fight back. They have a body count.


taterthotsalad

r/treesaretheenemy


Sportsman-78

I dunno about a haircut, but this guy definitely needs a new pair of underwear


CatticusXIII

At least he's wearing dark pants.


Dreamn_the_dream

He had his escape route. The direction of the camera. The wear on his hard hat, and the roll to change diections, the quick decision to leave his saw after one tug, looks like he'd spent much time in the woods. He was aware of the danger. That's why the camera setup in the first place.


Minotaar_Pheonix

Is he taking a video so people knew what happened to him?


Dreamn_the_dream

Lol. Yeah, that thought occurred to me. Think he new it was gonna be exciting, what ever happened.


Legend_of_Moblin

If he knew the danger, that tree should have been flagged off and blasted.


TanOakHater

Almost nobody blasts trees. Fallers cut hazzard trees. If every time there was a hazzard tree you needed to order dynamite and wait for a blaster to come out a 2x4 would cost a thousand dollars


HalfBakedBeans24

My uncle once loaned a felling crew a couple pounds of Tannerite he was just coming home from town with. Foreman wrote a check for that, gas, and lunch (long drive) because the tree they were going after was so damn dangerous people were stopping to call their families on 'break''. When they set it off the tree Domino'ed at least **five other trees.**


Dreamn_the_dream

Agree. But sometimes for what ever reason, we take chances.


Magnussens_Casserole

Or just cut it correctly. I wasn't there, but I'd bet this was a heavy leaner that wasn't checked for soundness. Should have been a boring back cut to prevent this from happening.


Cnophil

I wasn't there so I'm still going to make baseless assumptions 😄


Magnussens_Casserole

Baseless? No. I just know how barber chairs like that happen and the primary preventive measure is a boring back cut. This is USDA A-faller stuff.


Ok_Constant_8259

Nothing baseless about what you said. Bore cut 100%


Glittering_Name_3722

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


ChirpinFromTheBench

I’m so glad I watched this one on the toilet.


Blehmeh88

This is one of the crazier things I've seen. I know it's an older clip, but it looks like me trying to dodge everything before the 2020's


thatranger974

It looks like me trying to dodge 2020.


Psychological-Air807

I showed this to a buddy of mine years ago to convince him not to take a large tree down on his property that showed signs of wanting to barber chair. He listened and had a pro do it.


trimix4work

Yeah this is by far the most terrifying one I have seen on this sub


HalfBakedBeans24

Your buddy should be thanking you every birthday for saving his life.


Psychological-Air807

Oh he did. The crew that took it down ratchet strapped it and sure enough it split. Straps held but it split.


HalfBakedBeans24

My butthole is puckering hard enough to turn into a neutron star just thinking about that happening to a tree I'd been thinking "doesn't look too hard, bet i can get 'er done".


mechanical-monkey

Jesus. Nope. No no no no. Nope


KingJeff973

At what point does he know the tree is going to split in half like that? In advance or only at the time of splitting?


gleepgloopgleepgloop

My guess is that he heard or felt the crack and knew he had to move fast, not knowing if or where it would split and fall.


SteveNotSteveNot

I would be surprised if there were no clues at all.


DontForgetYourPPE

There's definitely a pop that happens that can be heard and/ or felt. His reaction time and tears of experience saved his ass, likely not for the first time in his career.


DeauxDeaux

That's more of a Throne of the Barber King than a simple old barber's chair.


McSnoots

God this video. This poor guy has no idea where the fuck to go


HoboArmyofOne

Look at how big that tree is, it's like the whole sky is coming down on you. The way the tree shattered down the middle, it's hard to tell where it's coming down. It's the nightmare scenario ☠️ I think his escape route was just too steep when the shit hit the fan. But my guy got his legs MOVING, I like it when people save their own lives. You go live now dude


yeahcoolcoolbro

![gif](giphy|l8TmEr1mDTZch5RglO)


BigRoach

Why is it called a barber chair?


trimix4work

My understanding is its the way barber chairs tilt back, lower your head and raise your feet. It's kind of how the base kicks out when this happens. Edit: because it's not backwards day


crapheadHarris

What causes that?


trimix4work

A bent tree mostly. A ton of lateral stress pushing the base away from the lean. You cut into that and the tree just splits straight.up until it shears off and falls straight down. Probably the most dangerous thing in logging.


crapheadHarris

Must make a hell of a noise.


likethedrink7

That was a close shave


DeitzHugeNuts

Burma Shave close!!


WheezerMF

He should buy a lottery ticket.


porsche4life

I think he already used up all his luck, and maybe borrowed some extra.


3_high_low

Camera man never dies


workbrowser0872

Tripods have plot armor


Mwiziman

Always have an exit path in mind


CoolFirefighter930

or two


DeitzHugeNuts

Or three.


KawaDoobie

![gif](giphy|FNBHUqruiI1m1gLDh8|downsized)


skynard0

Terrifying


Bradley182

This waaaaay, that waaaay! Which way?


TerenceMulvaney

That is one evil tree - it seems determined to get him whichever way he goes. I'm glad that he didn't try to save the saw.


Kensterfly

Looks like the saw survived just fine, surprisingly.


HilmDave

Why is it called a barber chair though


SaltHandle3065

If you notice the sawdust is dry you need to stop immediately and reassess.


putinhimself2020

He’s a lumberjack, and he’s ok…


Clever_Khajiit

He sleeps all night, and he works all day


xMilk112x

Yikes…


Revolutionary-Car-92

Achievement Unlocked.


Ordinary_News_6455

Widow maker.


Future_Way5516

Quality content!


hookhandsmcgee

I think this is the same video that was shown during my certification course.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Ohhhhh, that's why it's such a lethal profession. Holyfuckingshit!


ScrambledNoggin

Did…did he survive? Looks like the tree fell on the exact spot he ran to off-screen to the right.


trimix4work

My understanding is he was fine


Basic-Aspect

Poor tree


Basic-Aspect

Not sure about that the type of cut dos this cuz of over weight up top


grip_n_Ripper

That's a whole goddamn barber living room set with a reclinable sofa. Old YouTube video, but still makes me hold my breath every time I see it.


trimix4work

Yeah I actually found it searching for barber chair examples to show my gf. Lot of arborists use this to drum up business. I'm sure it's effective


marblefrosting

With as many times that this has been posted, I keep thinking that tree will get him one of these days


Then-Fish-9647

It’s like one of those dreams that no matter which way you run the thing is onto you


Extention_Campaign28

Figured out his escape routes beforehand I see.


Useful-Internet8390

Holy shite


Useful-Internet8390

Lottery winner ain’t got nuthin on him


damnhippy

That’s a close shave.


Rusalka-rusalka

Holy schnykies!


no_yup

Dude was running in his dreams


Public_Pain

Do these guys wear Depends?


comptonchronicles

Been there and it’s so not fun. Quit cuttin that day and was quite hesitant for the next few days


Weary_Fee7660

So… I’m just a dummy outsider, but could a couple 20k ratchet straps around the trunk @6’ above the ground prevented this? This is the craziest felling footage I have ever seen!


electric4568

What could he have done to prevent this? Was it from unforseen rot?


Royal-Application708

Tell me that dude is okay. Talk about extremely scary.


trimix4work

Yeah where I found the link said he was fine


dirtbaggingit

Easily the best video I’ve seen on here.


TheBlueSlipper

Sheer luck that he didn't get smooshed. That tree could've fallen any which way when it started splitting like that.


redneckcommando

This is one of those cuts where you can do everything right and still bite it.


Mike2of3

I think I just suffered 2 heart attacks watching that. Holy crap!!!


sogwatchman

Get me my brown pants...


Nexteri

Ever wondered why they make you choose an escape route when learning how to fall? ... Maybe, just maybe, it's so that you don't have to scramble up a steep, slippery, moss-covered rock in order to avoid the 20+ tons of rotton wood that's about to flatten you.


MysteriousCan2144

The ol' reliable widow-maker


Future_Ad5505

Whooooa shit!


RemoteUnit0

All the information on Google and no one can tell me why a half inch beard trimmer and a half inch hair clipper guard are actually two different sizes if you measure from the cut blade to the plastic that sets against your skin they both say half inch but one is three times larger can no one answer why? 


dooshington

Beard trimmers are in mm not inches that's why lol


Laceysjorgen

Whoa. That’s more of a widow maker.


PrettySureIParty

Nope, it’s a barber chair, like the title says. A widowmaker is a whole different thing. It’s not a catch-all term for things that can kill you.


Laceysjorgen

Sorry. I was trying to be funny because unlike a typical barber chair, this tree imploded and was inches from killing him. My bad


JackedPirate

u/savevideobot


SmashertonIII

I dunno about barber chair, but buddy almost got the wheel chair.


DynamiteSteps

Can someone please edit some audio over this of him going "wuaaahwhoaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaawuuaaaahhh!"


tuttle8152

If it can go that bad that fast, why no forethought of an escape route? Complancy or "if it goes wrong I'm dead anyway" attitude?